Chapter FREAKING 12
Author's note: bah, site is overloading bah. Well whatever, perhaps people will be more pleased with this one. BAH. By the way. . . Lan is the younger lan now. I forgot to add that. WERPS!
Voldie's Lair
"DAMMIT!" The Dark lord swore.
"Don't worry sir! We'll get them next time!" Some deatheater said hastily,
"Be sure that you do," Peter Pettigrew said menacingly, which really wasn't all that menacing because. . . well. . . his name is Peter. . . how scary is that? That's right. . . ITS NOT.
"In the meantime, we will work out a new plan, this plan will involve our inside spy, the forbidden forest, and some really deep pools. Oh, and perhaps a teddy bear picnic. . . or perhaps not," Voldemort rambled on.
"Very good plan sir, we'll get on it right away," the deatheater said while rolling his eyes when our magnifique Voldie wasn't looking. "If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise If you go down to the woods today, You'd better go in disguise. Cause every teddy that ever there was will gather here together because today is the day the teddy bears have they're piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicnic!" Voldie sang joyously. "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihgt," the deatheaters said in unison.
~^~~~~~~~~~~~~^~ "So I see we have a new student," Dumbledore said with one eyebrow raised. "Sure. . . you could say that," Harry said with his hand clamped over the mouth of a protesting Lan. "Perhaps, perhaps not. So where did this new 'student' come from exactly?" Dumbledore asked amused. "Erm. . ." Ron began. "We found him!" Fred and George said in unison. "I'm sure you did" Dumbledore said "And I suppose that there's no reason to sort him, because he will obviously be joining you're growing house." "Of course," Jessica smiled brightly. "Well hurry along then, you have Care of Magical Creatures now," Dumbledore told them, as they rushed off the COMC. ~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~
"So, today we'll be workin' with these here Ki-weenys," Hagrid showed them some Ki-weenys of all colors, not just pink.
"WHAT?!" the GoM's said.
"He said Ki-weenys" Parvati Patil said.
"Ah Harry, it's good ter see yeh here, and you've brought some friends!' Hagrid beamed at Harry, and nodded at the two Beauxbatons, and Lan. Fred and George already went to their own classes.
"Yes, they wont be disrupting will they?" Harry asked.
"No, no." Hagrid answered, "Ok here take a Ki-weeny and go study it."
They all took a Ki-weeny and sat by the tree. These ki-weenys were different, because they could actually move.
"Weird," Jessica said looking at the moving ki-weeny.
"Weird is right!" Kimberley said.
"OH CRAP!" Blaine swore as his Ki-weeny ran off into DUN DUN DUN!!!!
The FORBIDDEN FOREST!
"Wow. . . it's forbidden," Matt pointed towards the forest.
"We've been in there a million times," Ron said trying to impress them.
"That's called breaking the rules," Kate told him, as Ron blushed.
"Well what do we do now?" Danielle asked.
"Erm. . . We go get it, duh!" Draco said, pointing towards the forest.
THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!!
"Right, well lets go then," Jessica said getting up.
Suddenly, they ki-weenies started to growl and kick, and unfortunately bite as well.
"Ouch!" The group screamed as they dropped the ki-weenies who joined their companions in the forest.
"Well. . . now we definitely have to go in," Harry sighed.
"Lets go," Marilyn said.
~~~~~~^~~~~~
Inside the FORBIDDEN FOREST!
"LOOK THEY'RE OVER THERE!" Harry screamed loudly.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" They shushed him, as all the Ki-weenies ran away in different directions.
"Now look at what you did!" Jessica said.
"Stupid HARRY!" Kimberley threw her hands up in the air, and kicked him.
"Ouch!" Harry yelled.
"I think we should go after them," Lan said.
They looked all freaky at Lan, because that was the first time he had said something since the room.
"Right. . . good idea. . ." Kate said, and they all trooped off in the direction of their Ki-weenies.
~~~~~~~~^~~^~^~^~~~
"Stupid Ki-weeny, I hate them," Kimberley mumbled, as she trudged over roots and weird looking grass. Then something shiny caught her eye. . .
"OOH! SHINY!" Kimberley said "It's a quarter right? Please say it's a quarter!"
Kimberley raced towards the shiny thing, when her Ki-weeny ran off to the left in front of her.
"Dammit! I want the shiny thing," Kimberley swore, but she knew deep in her heart that she had to get the ki-weeny back. Well perhaps not deep in her heart, the ki-weeny was cooler than the shiny thing.
Kimberley started to sing the 'hungy, hungry, hippos song' and was just about to run off to get the ki-weeny when she heard a faint tune in the air.
'if you go down in the woods today. . .'
and she shrugged and turned to get the ki-weeny when. . .
*SPLASH*
"Crap," Kim's voice echoed through her mind. She struggled and tried to swim to the top, unfortunately she drowned.
Or did she?
A white wolf jumped out of the water, and then howled a howl which kinda sounded like, 'stupid RANMA!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~
Jessica wandered through the forest. She was bored, not only was she bored, but she forced to chase after a stupid little ki-weeny. What's the point of a ki-weeny anyways? That's right, there's no point, cause they're stupid.
"Damn, damn, damn, damn," Jessica chanted, and then she made it into a kind of song,.
"Damn, damn, dammy, do da!!!" she sang, then she was rudely interrupted by a voice singing:
"if you go down in the woods today,"
and since she was so busy singing her little song, she didn't notice the huge pool of water in front of her and. . .
*SPLASH!*
She drowned.
. . . .
Crap,
And then out of no where a large black Panther jumped out the water growling what sounded like 'oh cool ranma!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~
Draco Malfoy was all alone.
"I hate the forest," He grumbled to himself. He like to believe that he was afraid of nothing, but if there was one thing he was afraid of. . . it was the FORBIDDEN FOREST!
"It's not called Forbidden for nothing," He kept on talking, because he was really afraid. Suddenly his Ki-weeny caught his eye. He almost wept in rejoice, because he would no longer have to remain in the forest if he caught the Ki-weeny.
But unfortunately the Ki-weeny ran off in another direction. . .
"OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!" Draco yelled at the Ki-weeny.
Draco raced after the ki-weeny when he heard an eerie voice:
"If you go down in the woods today. . ."
And. . .
. . .
*THUNK*
Thunk?
Draco fell face first into a shallow puddle, he was about to put his arms down to catch himself, when he was hit over the head, and he blacked out. . .
With his head face first in the water. . .
Well lets just say he drowned.
But if anyone were watching they would see a miraculous change in Draco. He was no longer a human. . .
He was a unicorn.
'My god, I look like a pansy'
~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~
Matt and Blaine were walking side by side, to find their Ki-weenies. Just before they had picked up some really cool shaped sticks. They were too frail to be walking sticks, but well. . . they looked cool.
Can a stick look cool?
I think it can!
Well anyways, these sticks, they were about the arm span of the two boys, and they had stuck them over their shoulders, and lung their arms over to hold the stick in place. To tell you the truth. . . they looked a lot like Jesus. . . .
Blaine was humming to himself tunelessly, and Matt was pretending he was Jesus.
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.." Blaine hummed.
"Forgive them Father, for they are only Ki-weenies," Matt looked up at the sky.
Then, as always, a eerie and now very annoying voice, sounded quietly saying:
'If you go down in the woods today. . .'
Blaine turned left, and Matt turned right, and of course they still had their sticks on their shoulders, and when they turned they knocked each other on the head, and they fell into separate pools of water.
What happened?
Well, we can all guess that by now. . .
They drowned.
What came out is the REAL question.
The thing out of Blaine's pool was a big, menacing, toothy, well not all that big. . . SQUIRRELL ! AHHHHHHH
And well, Matt? Matt was a gopher. A rather cute looking gopher, but a gopher all the same.
~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~^~^~
Well the rest is history, well not history, but the rest was all very simple. Each of the other students heard the freaky voice singing the teddy bear picnic song, and in turn they fell into a pool of water, drowned, and turned into an animal.
Kate was a Bobcat, Ron was a really Red Fox, Hermione was a Scotty doggy with a little Plaid Hat, Marilyn was a Swan, Danielle was a Lioness, and Lan was a Eagle. No one knew what had happened to them, so they were all pretty confused when they became animals. Not really knowing what to do, they kinda just went wandering. Until. . .
~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~``
Harry was stuck in the mud.
"Oh crap, I'm the most famous wizard in the freaking wizarding world and where am I? That's right. I'm in the mud. How did I get in the mud? By chasing a Ki-weeny. BAH!" Harry was yelling at himself.
"Hello!" Someone to his right said.
Harry screamed and fell face first into the mud.
Unbeknownst to him, a large Panda was above him holding a sign that said 'Mud bath?' Of course Harry was not taking a mud bath, but he was stuck, and was slowly losing breath.
The person who said hello promptly pulled Harry up out of the mud, but unfortunately the momentum in pulling Harry up made them fall back wards into . . .
(take a guess)
(that's right)
(a pool of water)
The person tried to save Harry before he fell in the water. . . but it was to late. Dragging Harry out of the water, the person revived Harry, and looked away quickly.
"What? Who are you? And WHAT?" Harry said in a high girly voice. Then he looked down.
AND SCREAMED!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~`
The other eleven animals ran towards the girly voice of Harry. When they found him they erm. . . woofed, chirped, made little squirrel noises. . . which in their 'animal language' was laughing extremely, extremely, emphasis on the 'extremely' hard.
They found Harry, sprawled out on the ground squealing like the little girl he was. Literally. Harry was not turned into an animal. He was turned into a little girl. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Next to him there was a large Panda, and a small girl, the young girl looked vaguely familiar to Kimberley, and really familiar to Jessica.
"Hello I'm Ranma," The young girl said.
Jessica and Kimberley fell to the ground and stuck their heads in the mud.
"Riiiiiight," Ranma said.
The Panda next to her held a sign up that said 'I'm Genma Saotome, this is my son," with the arrow pointing to Ranma.
The animals who didn't have their heads in the mud just stared. Clearly Ranma was a girl?
But no!
"Who. . . who are you?" Harry asked. He was very feminine and soft, although his hear was still messy, he had the curves and figure of a very 'fit' girl.
"Ermm. . . you're kidding right? I just told you. I'm Ranma," the other girl said.
The panda in the corner was boiling some . . . 'hot water?'
"Oh. . ." Harry oh'd, it seemed to be that being in girl form made Harry an airhead . . .
"Don't worry, you wont be all confused once you get used to being a girl," Ranma told Harry.
"What?! I have to be a girl for the rest of my life?" Harry squealed.
"Oh NO! of course not! No but sometimes it will be unavoidable. . . belive me," Ranma shuddered remembering the times when he unfortunately turned into a girl at the most unfortunate times.
"Then how do I get out of this?!" Harry yelled, sounding a little more like himself.
"It's just a simple matter of pouring hot water on yourself," Ranma explained.
"Then wouldn't you be wet almost all the time?" Harry asked.
"Pretty much yes, but you learn to deal with it," Ranma answered.
"Ahh but then there are the benefits of being a wizard, ermm. . . or witch," Harry smiled, and then she pulled out her wand, a said 'howarnos'and hot water sprayed everywhere hitting all the animals, and himself. They all turned back into their original forms. Even Kimberley and Jessica who had their heads in the mud.
"Gah! *splutter*" Kimberley pulled her head out of the mud.
"DACK! *splutter* Stupid Ramna! How the hell did you and your stupid ponds get all the way out here?" Jessica screamed wiping the mud off her face.
"I'm sorry do I know you?" Ranma said, but this time in a very masculine hottie sexy voice.
"Gah?" Jessica just stared towards him.
"ERm. .. ouch!" Ranma blushed, and then was kicked by Draco Malfoy.
"Righteo, well how long are you going to be around here Ranma?" Hermione asked.
"No Idea, I was just brought here!" Ranma said.
"Well I suppose we have a new member to GoM, the question is: how do we expand the bond? Because we might as well join Marilyn, and Danielle also." Jessica said, recovering from staring at Ranma.
"I dunno, perhaps we should go look in the library," Hermione suggested.
"Good Idea, lets go," Blaine said, and then tromped off towards the school.
~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile:
A short blonde girl was wandering the forbidden forest looking for her Calgarian friends. She knew they were here, she was from Durmstrang at the moment, but she knew she had to find them.
Unfortunately a very deceptive April-May was wandering around the forest humming the 'Teddy Bear Picnic' song when she stumbled upon the sight of the short blonde girl. "Did I miss her?" April-May asked herself, shrugging she produced another one of the weird pools and waited for the girl to fall in it.
Luckily enough for April-May, the girl fell in a drowned, what came out of the water was a small silver dragon. It was no baby dragon but a full grown mini dragon. It was extremely beautiful, but of course the girl was in shock and ran out of the forest in fright.
Unbeknownst to April-May her spell reflected off a small nickel on the ground, and caused a pool to form behind her, and unluckily enough she fell in. What came out looked like a flying fire ball.
Authors note: sooooo it wasn't as long as it usually is *shrug* I have to plan next chapter. So bah.
Author's note: bah, site is overloading bah. Well whatever, perhaps people will be more pleased with this one. BAH. By the way. . . Lan is the younger lan now. I forgot to add that. WERPS!
Voldie's Lair
"DAMMIT!" The Dark lord swore.
"Don't worry sir! We'll get them next time!" Some deatheater said hastily,
"Be sure that you do," Peter Pettigrew said menacingly, which really wasn't all that menacing because. . . well. . . his name is Peter. . . how scary is that? That's right. . . ITS NOT.
"In the meantime, we will work out a new plan, this plan will involve our inside spy, the forbidden forest, and some really deep pools. Oh, and perhaps a teddy bear picnic. . . or perhaps not," Voldemort rambled on.
"Very good plan sir, we'll get on it right away," the deatheater said while rolling his eyes when our magnifique Voldie wasn't looking. "If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise If you go down to the woods today, You'd better go in disguise. Cause every teddy that ever there was will gather here together because today is the day the teddy bears have they're piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicnic!" Voldie sang joyously. "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihgt," the deatheaters said in unison.
~^~~~~~~~~~~~~^~ "So I see we have a new student," Dumbledore said with one eyebrow raised. "Sure. . . you could say that," Harry said with his hand clamped over the mouth of a protesting Lan. "Perhaps, perhaps not. So where did this new 'student' come from exactly?" Dumbledore asked amused. "Erm. . ." Ron began. "We found him!" Fred and George said in unison. "I'm sure you did" Dumbledore said "And I suppose that there's no reason to sort him, because he will obviously be joining you're growing house." "Of course," Jessica smiled brightly. "Well hurry along then, you have Care of Magical Creatures now," Dumbledore told them, as they rushed off the COMC. ~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~
"So, today we'll be workin' with these here Ki-weenys," Hagrid showed them some Ki-weenys of all colors, not just pink.
"WHAT?!" the GoM's said.
"He said Ki-weenys" Parvati Patil said.
"Ah Harry, it's good ter see yeh here, and you've brought some friends!' Hagrid beamed at Harry, and nodded at the two Beauxbatons, and Lan. Fred and George already went to their own classes.
"Yes, they wont be disrupting will they?" Harry asked.
"No, no." Hagrid answered, "Ok here take a Ki-weeny and go study it."
They all took a Ki-weeny and sat by the tree. These ki-weenys were different, because they could actually move.
"Weird," Jessica said looking at the moving ki-weeny.
"Weird is right!" Kimberley said.
"OH CRAP!" Blaine swore as his Ki-weeny ran off into DUN DUN DUN!!!!
The FORBIDDEN FOREST!
"Wow. . . it's forbidden," Matt pointed towards the forest.
"We've been in there a million times," Ron said trying to impress them.
"That's called breaking the rules," Kate told him, as Ron blushed.
"Well what do we do now?" Danielle asked.
"Erm. . . We go get it, duh!" Draco said, pointing towards the forest.
THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!!!
"Right, well lets go then," Jessica said getting up.
Suddenly, they ki-weenies started to growl and kick, and unfortunately bite as well.
"Ouch!" The group screamed as they dropped the ki-weenies who joined their companions in the forest.
"Well. . . now we definitely have to go in," Harry sighed.
"Lets go," Marilyn said.
~~~~~~^~~~~~
Inside the FORBIDDEN FOREST!
"LOOK THEY'RE OVER THERE!" Harry screamed loudly.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" They shushed him, as all the Ki-weenies ran away in different directions.
"Now look at what you did!" Jessica said.
"Stupid HARRY!" Kimberley threw her hands up in the air, and kicked him.
"Ouch!" Harry yelled.
"I think we should go after them," Lan said.
They looked all freaky at Lan, because that was the first time he had said something since the room.
"Right. . . good idea. . ." Kate said, and they all trooped off in the direction of their Ki-weenies.
~~~~~~~~^~~^~^~^~~~
"Stupid Ki-weeny, I hate them," Kimberley mumbled, as she trudged over roots and weird looking grass. Then something shiny caught her eye. . .
"OOH! SHINY!" Kimberley said "It's a quarter right? Please say it's a quarter!"
Kimberley raced towards the shiny thing, when her Ki-weeny ran off to the left in front of her.
"Dammit! I want the shiny thing," Kimberley swore, but she knew deep in her heart that she had to get the ki-weeny back. Well perhaps not deep in her heart, the ki-weeny was cooler than the shiny thing.
Kimberley started to sing the 'hungy, hungry, hippos song' and was just about to run off to get the ki-weeny when she heard a faint tune in the air.
'if you go down in the woods today. . .'
and she shrugged and turned to get the ki-weeny when. . .
*SPLASH*
"Crap," Kim's voice echoed through her mind. She struggled and tried to swim to the top, unfortunately she drowned.
Or did she?
A white wolf jumped out of the water, and then howled a howl which kinda sounded like, 'stupid RANMA!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~
Jessica wandered through the forest. She was bored, not only was she bored, but she forced to chase after a stupid little ki-weeny. What's the point of a ki-weeny anyways? That's right, there's no point, cause they're stupid.
"Damn, damn, damn, damn," Jessica chanted, and then she made it into a kind of song,.
"Damn, damn, dammy, do da!!!" she sang, then she was rudely interrupted by a voice singing:
"if you go down in the woods today,"
and since she was so busy singing her little song, she didn't notice the huge pool of water in front of her and. . .
*SPLASH!*
She drowned.
. . . .
Crap,
And then out of no where a large black Panther jumped out the water growling what sounded like 'oh cool ranma!'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~
Draco Malfoy was all alone.
"I hate the forest," He grumbled to himself. He like to believe that he was afraid of nothing, but if there was one thing he was afraid of. . . it was the FORBIDDEN FOREST!
"It's not called Forbidden for nothing," He kept on talking, because he was really afraid. Suddenly his Ki-weeny caught his eye. He almost wept in rejoice, because he would no longer have to remain in the forest if he caught the Ki-weeny.
But unfortunately the Ki-weeny ran off in another direction. . .
"OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!" Draco yelled at the Ki-weeny.
Draco raced after the ki-weeny when he heard an eerie voice:
"If you go down in the woods today. . ."
And. . .
. . .
*THUNK*
Thunk?
Draco fell face first into a shallow puddle, he was about to put his arms down to catch himself, when he was hit over the head, and he blacked out. . .
With his head face first in the water. . .
Well lets just say he drowned.
But if anyone were watching they would see a miraculous change in Draco. He was no longer a human. . .
He was a unicorn.
'My god, I look like a pansy'
~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~
Matt and Blaine were walking side by side, to find their Ki-weenies. Just before they had picked up some really cool shaped sticks. They were too frail to be walking sticks, but well. . . they looked cool.
Can a stick look cool?
I think it can!
Well anyways, these sticks, they were about the arm span of the two boys, and they had stuck them over their shoulders, and lung their arms over to hold the stick in place. To tell you the truth. . . they looked a lot like Jesus. . . .
Blaine was humming to himself tunelessly, and Matt was pretending he was Jesus.
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.." Blaine hummed.
"Forgive them Father, for they are only Ki-weenies," Matt looked up at the sky.
Then, as always, a eerie and now very annoying voice, sounded quietly saying:
'If you go down in the woods today. . .'
Blaine turned left, and Matt turned right, and of course they still had their sticks on their shoulders, and when they turned they knocked each other on the head, and they fell into separate pools of water.
What happened?
Well, we can all guess that by now. . .
They drowned.
What came out is the REAL question.
The thing out of Blaine's pool was a big, menacing, toothy, well not all that big. . . SQUIRRELL ! AHHHHHHH
And well, Matt? Matt was a gopher. A rather cute looking gopher, but a gopher all the same.
~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~^~^~
Well the rest is history, well not history, but the rest was all very simple. Each of the other students heard the freaky voice singing the teddy bear picnic song, and in turn they fell into a pool of water, drowned, and turned into an animal.
Kate was a Bobcat, Ron was a really Red Fox, Hermione was a Scotty doggy with a little Plaid Hat, Marilyn was a Swan, Danielle was a Lioness, and Lan was a Eagle. No one knew what had happened to them, so they were all pretty confused when they became animals. Not really knowing what to do, they kinda just went wandering. Until. . .
~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~``
Harry was stuck in the mud.
"Oh crap, I'm the most famous wizard in the freaking wizarding world and where am I? That's right. I'm in the mud. How did I get in the mud? By chasing a Ki-weeny. BAH!" Harry was yelling at himself.
"Hello!" Someone to his right said.
Harry screamed and fell face first into the mud.
Unbeknownst to him, a large Panda was above him holding a sign that said 'Mud bath?' Of course Harry was not taking a mud bath, but he was stuck, and was slowly losing breath.
The person who said hello promptly pulled Harry up out of the mud, but unfortunately the momentum in pulling Harry up made them fall back wards into . . .
(take a guess)
(that's right)
(a pool of water)
The person tried to save Harry before he fell in the water. . . but it was to late. Dragging Harry out of the water, the person revived Harry, and looked away quickly.
"What? Who are you? And WHAT?" Harry said in a high girly voice. Then he looked down.
AND SCREAMED!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~`
The other eleven animals ran towards the girly voice of Harry. When they found him they erm. . . woofed, chirped, made little squirrel noises. . . which in their 'animal language' was laughing extremely, extremely, emphasis on the 'extremely' hard.
They found Harry, sprawled out on the ground squealing like the little girl he was. Literally. Harry was not turned into an animal. He was turned into a little girl. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Next to him there was a large Panda, and a small girl, the young girl looked vaguely familiar to Kimberley, and really familiar to Jessica.
"Hello I'm Ranma," The young girl said.
Jessica and Kimberley fell to the ground and stuck their heads in the mud.
"Riiiiiight," Ranma said.
The Panda next to her held a sign up that said 'I'm Genma Saotome, this is my son," with the arrow pointing to Ranma.
The animals who didn't have their heads in the mud just stared. Clearly Ranma was a girl?
But no!
"Who. . . who are you?" Harry asked. He was very feminine and soft, although his hear was still messy, he had the curves and figure of a very 'fit' girl.
"Ermm. . . you're kidding right? I just told you. I'm Ranma," the other girl said.
The panda in the corner was boiling some . . . 'hot water?'
"Oh. . ." Harry oh'd, it seemed to be that being in girl form made Harry an airhead . . .
"Don't worry, you wont be all confused once you get used to being a girl," Ranma told Harry.
"What?! I have to be a girl for the rest of my life?" Harry squealed.
"Oh NO! of course not! No but sometimes it will be unavoidable. . . belive me," Ranma shuddered remembering the times when he unfortunately turned into a girl at the most unfortunate times.
"Then how do I get out of this?!" Harry yelled, sounding a little more like himself.
"It's just a simple matter of pouring hot water on yourself," Ranma explained.
"Then wouldn't you be wet almost all the time?" Harry asked.
"Pretty much yes, but you learn to deal with it," Ranma answered.
"Ahh but then there are the benefits of being a wizard, ermm. . . or witch," Harry smiled, and then she pulled out her wand, a said 'howarnos'and hot water sprayed everywhere hitting all the animals, and himself. They all turned back into their original forms. Even Kimberley and Jessica who had their heads in the mud.
"Gah! *splutter*" Kimberley pulled her head out of the mud.
"DACK! *splutter* Stupid Ramna! How the hell did you and your stupid ponds get all the way out here?" Jessica screamed wiping the mud off her face.
"I'm sorry do I know you?" Ranma said, but this time in a very masculine hottie sexy voice.
"Gah?" Jessica just stared towards him.
"ERm. .. ouch!" Ranma blushed, and then was kicked by Draco Malfoy.
"Righteo, well how long are you going to be around here Ranma?" Hermione asked.
"No Idea, I was just brought here!" Ranma said.
"Well I suppose we have a new member to GoM, the question is: how do we expand the bond? Because we might as well join Marilyn, and Danielle also." Jessica said, recovering from staring at Ranma.
"I dunno, perhaps we should go look in the library," Hermione suggested.
"Good Idea, lets go," Blaine said, and then tromped off towards the school.
~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~
Meanwhile:
A short blonde girl was wandering the forbidden forest looking for her Calgarian friends. She knew they were here, she was from Durmstrang at the moment, but she knew she had to find them.
Unfortunately a very deceptive April-May was wandering around the forest humming the 'Teddy Bear Picnic' song when she stumbled upon the sight of the short blonde girl. "Did I miss her?" April-May asked herself, shrugging she produced another one of the weird pools and waited for the girl to fall in it.
Luckily enough for April-May, the girl fell in a drowned, what came out of the water was a small silver dragon. It was no baby dragon but a full grown mini dragon. It was extremely beautiful, but of course the girl was in shock and ran out of the forest in fright.
Unbeknownst to April-May her spell reflected off a small nickel on the ground, and caused a pool to form behind her, and unluckily enough she fell in. What came out looked like a flying fire ball.
Authors note: sooooo it wasn't as long as it usually is *shrug* I have to plan next chapter. So bah.