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this story, or any other story I am writing.
Author's note: I hope that this chapter is longer, I just finished my planning which took a whole Four Pages. Ooooooh. Perhaps it will turn out good. Or Perhaps not. Just a weird Chapter. Things finally happen related to the Actual GoF, I changed it though, so people might get mad. But I like manipulating the story. I finished the Order of the Phoenix thing last night at four. Pretty good, didn't like Harry's attitude though, got rather annoying. Didn't like Cho either, all girls do NOT act like that. I know the Harry teaching them DADA is from the OP but. . . well . . . I probably would've put it in anyways, I mean, you can't really see Harry putting up with a Dark Arts lesson, unless there was some good stuff being taught. Get my drift? Anyways I better start, before this AN gets to long.
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"Why do they put the Library so far away?" Jessica whined.
"It's not far away, it's just down the hall," Hermione rolled her eyes.
"That is pretty far," Kimberley stopped and sat down.
"Ooh good idea," Jessica grinned, and sat down beside Kim.
"Oh come on! Now we'll never get there," Matt poked them with his feet.
"I'm with Kim and Jessica," Danielle said, and then sat down with them.
Draco shrugged, and sat down on Jessica's lap.
"Ah Stupid Draco can't even walk down the hall," Ron sneered.
"Weasel. . . Think about it this way, I'm sitting on a girl's lap, and where are you? Yah that's right, up there looking like an idiot," Draco smirked in Ron's direction.
"No smirking," Jessica said.
"What is going on here?" A cold voice said from their right side. Well actually, it depended where you are standing, so it could be the left, not that that's important.
"Hi Professor," Marilyn waved and Snape.
"What are you doing? I could've tripped on you, so stand up," Snape snapped.
"Yah yah," Kim groaned as she got the her feet.
"Do you hear something?" Jessica cups her hand to her ear.
"yah. . . it sounds like. . . a stomping noise," Blaine said, also cupping his ear.
"Well, you can run along now, go do some good deeds or something," Snape said, but then he was suddenly knocked onto his back by a big . . . dragon?
Snape's tea cup in which he had been holding, flew up into the air and landed right on the Dragon's head, splashing it with boiling hot water.
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow HOT HOT HOT!"
"What? What just happened?" Snape asked.
"Umm nothing, you were just on your way to see Dumbledore," Hermione said quickly.
"Yah that's right," Snape said, then he turned and left.
They looked at the short girl running around clutching her head and screaming.
"LARA?" Danielle, Marilyn, Jessica, Kim, Kate, and Matt said.
"Eh?" The girl finally stopped screaming.
"It's Lara!" Danielle yelled.
"I've been looking all over for you! I drowned in a puddle! I don't know what happened, then I was a dragon, and . . . Why were you in the forest?" Lara rambled.
"Stupid Ki-weenies," Ron growled.
"Who is this?" Lara asked, pointing to Ron.
"You probably already know," Jessica smiled, pulling out a copy of the Order of the Pheonix and the Goblet of Fire.
"Oh! It's Ron! And that must be Hermione! Oooh and that one's Draco, and . . . Harry Potter," Lara finally pointed at Harry, who was standing there looking innocent.
"Yup, you got it!" Jessica said.
"But these, are Lan, Ranma, Genma Saotome, and I think you might know Blaine," Marilyn pointed them out.
"oh cool, so what now?" Lara asked.
"I don't know, we were going to go to the Library," Draco said.
"Yah, but we should probably go see Dumbledore now," Jessica said.
"Good idea, but before we do, Hermione I have a question," Matt said.
"Oh, what is it?" Hermione blushed.
"Why did Snape not know where he was?" Matt asked.
"Ahh, that would be because some Dragons, like the one Lara is, have memory charms on them. If the Dragon doesn't know you, or you're a stranger, then it will touch you, and you will never remember seeing it. That's why these dragons are so unknown," Hermione said.
"OH cool!" Lara exclaimed.
"So that's why Snape didn't know, fast thinking Hermione," Blaine said.
"Thanks," she smiled.
"So, are we going to see Dumbledore or not?" Marilyn asked.
"Yah lets' go,"
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"Hello students, Lemon drop?" Dumbledore asked.
"Erm. . . no thanks," Jessica said.
"We're here to ask you about some pools that were in the forbidden forest," Kate said.
"Ahh. . . I hope you know that the Forbidden Forest is strictly forbidden." Dumbledore's eyes twinkled lightly.
"Yes, we are aware of that," Draco said.
"Good, then don't go in again," Dumbledore looked amused.
"So do you know about the pools?" Hermione asked.
"Could you describe them for me?"
"Yah, they are puddles, or deep pools of water. They are inside the forest, not far from the outskirts of the forest, umm . . . when you fall into them you turn into an animal or something," Harry fumbled on.
"Here I'll explain," Genma sat up straight.
"No me!" Ramna said.
"Me," Genma stuck his tongue out
"Me" Ranma pouted
"Me" Genma shook his fist
"Father, I want to explain," Ranma pleaded.
"No,"
"Grr. . . take this!"
* splash *
"Hey you can't! . ."
"Hah, how do you like that you big ugly Panda,"
"Ranma, turn him back," Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Fine," Ranma sighed splashing boiling water on his father.
"Now, that my son is finished being a child, I will tell you a story. My son and I have been traveling for some while, on a journey to make him a Man, and as things have turned out we have failed somewhat. Anyways, we were in china, at a training grounds. I myself cannot read Chinese, so we didn't know the perils of using those training grounds. The guide tried to warn us, but we didn't listen. Ranma knocked me into a pool of water, and I turned into a Panda. He turned into a women. Ow, don't hit your Father, that's better. It seems that a Panda had drowned in that pool before, and anyone to touch the water will turn into a panda in cold water. In hot water you will turn into your normal self. Same with Ranma's predicament. We suddenly found ourselves in the middle of a large forest just today, and we didn't have any idea where we are. Ranma and his Fiancee had gotten in a fight, and the engagement had been called off. Anyways, we were standing in the middle of this forest, when we see this boy stuck in the mud. Ranma and I had quite a laugh for some while, but then Ranma went to help him. The boy was pulled out of the mud, only to fall into a pool of Water, turning into a women. Poor unfortunate soul." Genma finished.
"This is so uncool," Harry pouted.
"Hmm. . . well I can't think of anything that would cure you Harry, are you the only one?" Dumbledore asked.
"I turn into a bobcat," Kate put up her hand.
"I turn into a gopher," Matt grinned.
"I'm a Unicorn," Draco laughed insanely
"Yah. . . well like I said, I can't really help you. On the bright side it's like you are anigmus or something, so nothing really to worry about," Dumbledore smiled.
" I don't think you get it. . . I turn into a girl!" Harry yelled.
"Yah, well not my fault you were in the forest is it? You may leave now, Mr. Saotome please stay for a minute," Dumbledore motioned for them to leave.
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"I can't believe this, I can't go out in the rain, unless I want to become 'the girl'" Harry pouted.
"Hey! It's not all that bad, We'll never get to go swimming ever again!" Jessica pouted.
"Bah, who cares about swimming," Kimberley scoffed.
"Good point," Jessica conceded.
"Well, it's your fault for falling into that pool," Ranma said.
"It was not my fault!" Harry screamed.
"Harry stop acting like a baby," Danielle rolled her eyes.
"I think I have a right don't I?" Harry screamed, again.
"No one has the right to be stupid, although some people can't help it, like Weasel," Draco laughed.
"Weasley is our king," Jessica laughed insanely, seeing that no one was laughing with her, or understood what she meant, she stopped.
"Oh shut up Malfoy," Ron stuck out his tongue.
"Look who's being childish now," Marilyn laughed at Ron.
"Must we all pick on Ron?" Hermione asked.
"Yes," They all said in unison.
"Oh, all right then, keep at it," Hermione smiled.
"Oh thanks Hermione," Ron said sarcastically.
"No problem," Hermione smiled.
"Hey look it's Genma!" Jessica pointed as Genma came out from behind the gargoyle.
"I'll be teaching Martial Arts at this school, so you will now be calling me sensei," Genma said seriously.
"Oh stop being so serious," Kim rolled her eyes, and threw cold water all over him.
'I do not appreciate that,' the Panda held up a sign.
"Here," Kate poured some hot water on him.
"Thank you, now Ranma, you and I will be staying at the castle for a while, you will be sorted into a house, and so will Lan, I was supposed to tell you. I'll be staying in the teacher's quarters." Genma explained.
"Do Ranma, and Lan even have magic?" Jessica asked.
"I don't know. . . do you?" Lara asked the two boys.
"Uhhh. . . I dunno . . ." Ranma sweat dropped.
"What about you Lan?" Kimberley poked him.
"Not sure," He shrugged.
"Here, wave your arm at Hermione, and will her to do something," Jessica told Lan and Ranma.
They all watched in silence as Hermione stood stock still. Then suddenly she started to sing. . . and sing . . . and ouch.
"This is the song that never ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnds, yes it does ON and ON my friends," Hermione bellowed at the top of her lungs.
"Ok so who's making her do that?" Jessica asked them.
Ranma and Lan just shrugged, and Kimberley laughed.
"Kim this is a test for Ranma and Lan, stop fooling around!" Kate said, and Hermione stopped singing.
"Here, take these," Jessica stole Draco and Harry's wands. They took them.
"Now wave them around a bit," Kimberley told them.
Suddenly
* Boom *
Hermione's body was scattered all over the room, and Lan stared at the wand frightfully.
"Ouch," Jessica said, prodding Hermione's detached arm with her toe.
"I killed her," Lan said incredulously.
"No you didn't," Lara said.
"Oh?" Jessica oh'ed
"Yes, this was a quite easy Dark Art spell, it is used to make the enemy think you killed someone, but you actually didn't. Here," Lara said, and then she shouted 'Angio!' and Hermione was all fitted back together.
"So that just leaves Ranma," Kimberley pointed at Ranma.
"Seriously, just do a 'Wingardium Leviosa!'" Hermione said panicked.
"ok," Ranma said. 'Wingardium Leviosa!' and Hermione lifted a foot off the ground.
"So it's settled, they are wizards, now we only have one problem left," Jessica said.
"And what is that?" Draco asked.
"They need their own wands," Matt said before Jessica could answer.
"Exactly,"
"Oh, yah sorry. Dumbledore said for me to give you these," Genma reached into his pocket and pulled out two wands.
"Oh, thanks for waiting so long," Draco sneered.
"No Problem," Genma shrugged, "Now I must be off, ttfn!"
"Ta-ta for now? How gay is that?" Blaine sneered.
"Hey, he's not gay," Ranma protested.
"This from a guy who turns into a girl," Draco sneered along with Blaine, they really made a good sneering team.
"Hey!" Harry yelled.
"Yah yah, we've heard enough from you," They put their hands over Harry's mouth before he said anything.
"But unfortunately, as I was rudely interrupted by Matt. Not only did they need their own wands, but how do we ensure that they end up in GoM?" Jessica posed her question.
"I would think that bonding would ensure it," Hermione said.
"Yah, me to. But we don't know how to do it," Jessica pointed out.
"Well then there's only one place we can go!" Ron lifted his arm into the air.
"Library," Hermione said, while the others shouted out their own responses.
"Bathroom!" Harry said loudly.
"Dentist!" Jessica turned in the opposite direction.
"Bed!" Kimberley turned to follow Jessica.
"Oh please," Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Yah yah yah. . ." They turned to follow Hermione who was already halfway down the hall.
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"Well that was pretty easy," Jessica laughed, looking at the book which was just laying on the first table in the library. . . open to the right page. . . circled with a red marker. . . nope not suspicious at all.
"Yah, well I don't know how it was this easy," Kate said suspiciously.
"Bah, just take it for granted," Kimberley shrugged.
"Yah, exactly," Marilyn added in.
"So, it is possible for people to join into a bond." Hermione said again.
"Yes, yes for the fifty billionth time yes. Look it even says right there: It Is Possible For People To Join Into A Bond." Jessica said.
"I know, but how can you trust a book, I mean look what happened last time," Hermione wailed.
"Oh stop wailing," Draco said, slapping his hands over his ears.
"Look, it didn't turn out so bad didn't it? I mean. . . sure. . . we have no chance at winning the house cup, or the quidditch cup, but I mean. We're better off," Ron tried to be reasonable.
"I'll never be able to play quidditch in the rain," Harry pouted.
"Well at least you're not banned from it," Jessica rolled her eyes, as Kate punched her.
"How the hell would I be banned from it?" Harry yelled.
"Oh stop yelling, and believe me it is possible," Jessica snickered.
"Yah, unfortunately it is," Kate nodded sagely.
"Are we ever going to get this bond thing done?" Ranma asked.
"Yah I mean really, we're so left out," Danielle said.
"Yah yah lets go," Jessica rolled her eyes.
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"So pretty much just cut your hand, and then we'll all hold hands and reach out towards you to make you join. Pretty much," Hermione shrugged.
"Wow, very precise," Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Mais oui," Kim laughed.
"I want to go home," Blaine sighed.
"Where the hell did that comment come from?" Kate poked Blaine.
"I don't know," Blaine pouted.
"Righteo, anyways. Here Danielle, you go first," Jessica passed the blade from before over to Danielle.
"I hate blood," Danielle said.
"Do you now?" Kim poked her.
"I don't know," Dani said.
"Oh."
Soon they all had their hands cut and were now holding hands.
"Koombaiya my lord, koombaiya. . ." Jessica started to sway from side to side, until someone kicked her.
"Oh yah sorry," she blushed.
"Right now everyone reach towards them with your bond, and try to trap them." Hermione explained.
"yah. . . ok . . ." Kim rolled her eyes.
Anyone who chose to enter at that time would see a circle of idiots holding hands, with weird looking Jelly fish tentacles reaching towards Lan, Lara, Danielle, Marilyn, and Ranma. Then they would see the tentacles strangle them, and then a bright light.
"Ooh," Jessica looked at the light.
"It's magical," Blaine said.
"Duh," Draco rolled his eyes.
The glow started to die away, and they saw Lara, Lan, Danielle, Marilyn, and Ranma face forward on the floor.
"Whoops," Ron smirked, "I think I dropped them."
"Wow, Ron's going evil, stop hanging around Draco," Kate poked Ron.
"Like Malfoy? DAMMIT!" Ron threw his hands up into the air.
"You only wish," Draco sneered.
Slowly the others started to revive, and they were in fact bonded.
"Yay!" Jessica cheered.
They could feel them through the bond. Lara was feeling a little light headed, Danielle was feeling really hyper, Marilyn was feeling hungry, Lan really had to go pee, and Ranma was high.
"Ranma! No drugs while joined to this bond!" Kate said.
"I'm not actually high. It's a martial arts technique, it's called 'The non- existant weed attack'" Ranma explained.
"what does it do'?" Jessica asked.
"It either makes you or your enemy high. I chose me cause well. . . what we just went through was very stressful," Ranma shook his head.
"Why what happened?" Jessica asked.
"It felt like all we were was being revealed, and then we felt everything from each of you. We knew your memories, and dreams. We knew everything. Very overwhelming. And then there's that feeling like there's nothing private anymore, and that we have lost our individuality." Danielle tried to explain.
"nothing is private in this bond," Harry grumbled remembering Sirius's letter.
"Oh come on, it was just a stupid letter," Kim kicked Harry.
"Ouch! It was a private letter!" Harry yelled.
"Must you yell all the time?" Lan asked Harry.
"Yah it's giving me a headache," Marilyn clutched her head.
"Bah," Harry bah'ed.
"Well then, since Ranma is a Martial Arts Master, he should teach us Martial Arts. At least enough to be useful to defend ourselves." Jessica suggested.
"Ooh, and Lan should teach us how to use a sword!" Kim squealed.
"AHH! Lan knows how to use a sword?!" Lara asked.
"Yah, he was like a sword MASTER!" Jessica yelled appraisingly.
"Listen, learning Martial Arts is extremely hard, it's not something that you can learn in a matter of seconds. Alright?" Ranma huffed.
"Same with the sword, it takes years of practice and determination." Lan agreed.
"We're not asking you to make us masters at it! Just enough so that if the need arises, we will be able to properly defend ourselves!" Jessica told them.
"If I'm going to teach you, I need your promise that you will do exactly as I say, you will recognize me as a teacher, and you will not question my orders. If I think you're not ready for something, I want no arguing. Is that clear?" The stern Lan that was portrayed in the Wheel of Time series showed his face.
"Same with me, Martial Arts is extremely difficult, and if I need to start you off slow, then there will be no complaining," Ranma said.
"Agreed," Jessica said, and the others echoed her.
"Listen, this is all very well and good, but we don't even know who is more powerful here. I mean, we should know this, so we can play people to their strengths right? I mean, I know that Harry is good at Defense Against the Dark Arts, so he should be the leader in that situation, do you see what I'm saying?" Kate said.
"Yes, but how do you suggest we go about seeing who is the strongest?" Danielle asked curiously.
"We Duel," Kate grinned.
"Ooh, good idea!" Draco agreed.
"But how is this fair? You guys can do magic wandless!" Ron protested.
"It is fair, we can do wandless magic, but you have three years of schooling where we have had three days! It makes it totally fair." Kate explained.
"She's right you know," Hermione nodded, "So who will battle whom?"
"I was thinking, Hermione and Marilyn, Jessica and Ron, Draco and Blaine, and Harry and Lara." Kate pointed at them.
"That's fine," Marilyn said.
Author's note: I hope that this chapter is longer, I just finished my planning which took a whole Four Pages. Ooooooh. Perhaps it will turn out good. Or Perhaps not. Just a weird Chapter. Things finally happen related to the Actual GoF, I changed it though, so people might get mad. But I like manipulating the story. I finished the Order of the Phoenix thing last night at four. Pretty good, didn't like Harry's attitude though, got rather annoying. Didn't like Cho either, all girls do NOT act like that. I know the Harry teaching them DADA is from the OP but. . . well . . . I probably would've put it in anyways, I mean, you can't really see Harry putting up with a Dark Arts lesson, unless there was some good stuff being taught. Get my drift? Anyways I better start, before this AN gets to long.
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"Why do they put the Library so far away?" Jessica whined.
"It's not far away, it's just down the hall," Hermione rolled her eyes.
"That is pretty far," Kimberley stopped and sat down.
"Ooh good idea," Jessica grinned, and sat down beside Kim.
"Oh come on! Now we'll never get there," Matt poked them with his feet.
"I'm with Kim and Jessica," Danielle said, and then sat down with them.
Draco shrugged, and sat down on Jessica's lap.
"Ah Stupid Draco can't even walk down the hall," Ron sneered.
"Weasel. . . Think about it this way, I'm sitting on a girl's lap, and where are you? Yah that's right, up there looking like an idiot," Draco smirked in Ron's direction.
"No smirking," Jessica said.
"What is going on here?" A cold voice said from their right side. Well actually, it depended where you are standing, so it could be the left, not that that's important.
"Hi Professor," Marilyn waved and Snape.
"What are you doing? I could've tripped on you, so stand up," Snape snapped.
"Yah yah," Kim groaned as she got the her feet.
"Do you hear something?" Jessica cups her hand to her ear.
"yah. . . it sounds like. . . a stomping noise," Blaine said, also cupping his ear.
"Well, you can run along now, go do some good deeds or something," Snape said, but then he was suddenly knocked onto his back by a big . . . dragon?
Snape's tea cup in which he had been holding, flew up into the air and landed right on the Dragon's head, splashing it with boiling hot water.
"Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow HOT HOT HOT!"
"What? What just happened?" Snape asked.
"Umm nothing, you were just on your way to see Dumbledore," Hermione said quickly.
"Yah that's right," Snape said, then he turned and left.
They looked at the short girl running around clutching her head and screaming.
"LARA?" Danielle, Marilyn, Jessica, Kim, Kate, and Matt said.
"Eh?" The girl finally stopped screaming.
"It's Lara!" Danielle yelled.
"I've been looking all over for you! I drowned in a puddle! I don't know what happened, then I was a dragon, and . . . Why were you in the forest?" Lara rambled.
"Stupid Ki-weenies," Ron growled.
"Who is this?" Lara asked, pointing to Ron.
"You probably already know," Jessica smiled, pulling out a copy of the Order of the Pheonix and the Goblet of Fire.
"Oh! It's Ron! And that must be Hermione! Oooh and that one's Draco, and . . . Harry Potter," Lara finally pointed at Harry, who was standing there looking innocent.
"Yup, you got it!" Jessica said.
"But these, are Lan, Ranma, Genma Saotome, and I think you might know Blaine," Marilyn pointed them out.
"oh cool, so what now?" Lara asked.
"I don't know, we were going to go to the Library," Draco said.
"Yah, but we should probably go see Dumbledore now," Jessica said.
"Good idea, but before we do, Hermione I have a question," Matt said.
"Oh, what is it?" Hermione blushed.
"Why did Snape not know where he was?" Matt asked.
"Ahh, that would be because some Dragons, like the one Lara is, have memory charms on them. If the Dragon doesn't know you, or you're a stranger, then it will touch you, and you will never remember seeing it. That's why these dragons are so unknown," Hermione said.
"OH cool!" Lara exclaimed.
"So that's why Snape didn't know, fast thinking Hermione," Blaine said.
"Thanks," she smiled.
"So, are we going to see Dumbledore or not?" Marilyn asked.
"Yah lets' go,"
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"Hello students, Lemon drop?" Dumbledore asked.
"Erm. . . no thanks," Jessica said.
"We're here to ask you about some pools that were in the forbidden forest," Kate said.
"Ahh. . . I hope you know that the Forbidden Forest is strictly forbidden." Dumbledore's eyes twinkled lightly.
"Yes, we are aware of that," Draco said.
"Good, then don't go in again," Dumbledore looked amused.
"So do you know about the pools?" Hermione asked.
"Could you describe them for me?"
"Yah, they are puddles, or deep pools of water. They are inside the forest, not far from the outskirts of the forest, umm . . . when you fall into them you turn into an animal or something," Harry fumbled on.
"Here I'll explain," Genma sat up straight.
"No me!" Ramna said.
"Me," Genma stuck his tongue out
"Me" Ranma pouted
"Me" Genma shook his fist
"Father, I want to explain," Ranma pleaded.
"No,"
"Grr. . . take this!"
* splash *
"Hey you can't! . ."
"Hah, how do you like that you big ugly Panda,"
"Ranma, turn him back," Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Fine," Ranma sighed splashing boiling water on his father.
"Now, that my son is finished being a child, I will tell you a story. My son and I have been traveling for some while, on a journey to make him a Man, and as things have turned out we have failed somewhat. Anyways, we were in china, at a training grounds. I myself cannot read Chinese, so we didn't know the perils of using those training grounds. The guide tried to warn us, but we didn't listen. Ranma knocked me into a pool of water, and I turned into a Panda. He turned into a women. Ow, don't hit your Father, that's better. It seems that a Panda had drowned in that pool before, and anyone to touch the water will turn into a panda in cold water. In hot water you will turn into your normal self. Same with Ranma's predicament. We suddenly found ourselves in the middle of a large forest just today, and we didn't have any idea where we are. Ranma and his Fiancee had gotten in a fight, and the engagement had been called off. Anyways, we were standing in the middle of this forest, when we see this boy stuck in the mud. Ranma and I had quite a laugh for some while, but then Ranma went to help him. The boy was pulled out of the mud, only to fall into a pool of Water, turning into a women. Poor unfortunate soul." Genma finished.
"This is so uncool," Harry pouted.
"Hmm. . . well I can't think of anything that would cure you Harry, are you the only one?" Dumbledore asked.
"I turn into a bobcat," Kate put up her hand.
"I turn into a gopher," Matt grinned.
"I'm a Unicorn," Draco laughed insanely
"Yah. . . well like I said, I can't really help you. On the bright side it's like you are anigmus or something, so nothing really to worry about," Dumbledore smiled.
" I don't think you get it. . . I turn into a girl!" Harry yelled.
"Yah, well not my fault you were in the forest is it? You may leave now, Mr. Saotome please stay for a minute," Dumbledore motioned for them to leave.
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"I can't believe this, I can't go out in the rain, unless I want to become 'the girl'" Harry pouted.
"Hey! It's not all that bad, We'll never get to go swimming ever again!" Jessica pouted.
"Bah, who cares about swimming," Kimberley scoffed.
"Good point," Jessica conceded.
"Well, it's your fault for falling into that pool," Ranma said.
"It was not my fault!" Harry screamed.
"Harry stop acting like a baby," Danielle rolled her eyes.
"I think I have a right don't I?" Harry screamed, again.
"No one has the right to be stupid, although some people can't help it, like Weasel," Draco laughed.
"Weasley is our king," Jessica laughed insanely, seeing that no one was laughing with her, or understood what she meant, she stopped.
"Oh shut up Malfoy," Ron stuck out his tongue.
"Look who's being childish now," Marilyn laughed at Ron.
"Must we all pick on Ron?" Hermione asked.
"Yes," They all said in unison.
"Oh, all right then, keep at it," Hermione smiled.
"Oh thanks Hermione," Ron said sarcastically.
"No problem," Hermione smiled.
"Hey look it's Genma!" Jessica pointed as Genma came out from behind the gargoyle.
"I'll be teaching Martial Arts at this school, so you will now be calling me sensei," Genma said seriously.
"Oh stop being so serious," Kim rolled her eyes, and threw cold water all over him.
'I do not appreciate that,' the Panda held up a sign.
"Here," Kate poured some hot water on him.
"Thank you, now Ranma, you and I will be staying at the castle for a while, you will be sorted into a house, and so will Lan, I was supposed to tell you. I'll be staying in the teacher's quarters." Genma explained.
"Do Ranma, and Lan even have magic?" Jessica asked.
"I don't know. . . do you?" Lara asked the two boys.
"Uhhh. . . I dunno . . ." Ranma sweat dropped.
"What about you Lan?" Kimberley poked him.
"Not sure," He shrugged.
"Here, wave your arm at Hermione, and will her to do something," Jessica told Lan and Ranma.
They all watched in silence as Hermione stood stock still. Then suddenly she started to sing. . . and sing . . . and ouch.
"This is the song that never ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnds, yes it does ON and ON my friends," Hermione bellowed at the top of her lungs.
"Ok so who's making her do that?" Jessica asked them.
Ranma and Lan just shrugged, and Kimberley laughed.
"Kim this is a test for Ranma and Lan, stop fooling around!" Kate said, and Hermione stopped singing.
"Here, take these," Jessica stole Draco and Harry's wands. They took them.
"Now wave them around a bit," Kimberley told them.
Suddenly
* Boom *
Hermione's body was scattered all over the room, and Lan stared at the wand frightfully.
"Ouch," Jessica said, prodding Hermione's detached arm with her toe.
"I killed her," Lan said incredulously.
"No you didn't," Lara said.
"Oh?" Jessica oh'ed
"Yes, this was a quite easy Dark Art spell, it is used to make the enemy think you killed someone, but you actually didn't. Here," Lara said, and then she shouted 'Angio!' and Hermione was all fitted back together.
"So that just leaves Ranma," Kimberley pointed at Ranma.
"Seriously, just do a 'Wingardium Leviosa!'" Hermione said panicked.
"ok," Ranma said. 'Wingardium Leviosa!' and Hermione lifted a foot off the ground.
"So it's settled, they are wizards, now we only have one problem left," Jessica said.
"And what is that?" Draco asked.
"They need their own wands," Matt said before Jessica could answer.
"Exactly,"
"Oh, yah sorry. Dumbledore said for me to give you these," Genma reached into his pocket and pulled out two wands.
"Oh, thanks for waiting so long," Draco sneered.
"No Problem," Genma shrugged, "Now I must be off, ttfn!"
"Ta-ta for now? How gay is that?" Blaine sneered.
"Hey, he's not gay," Ranma protested.
"This from a guy who turns into a girl," Draco sneered along with Blaine, they really made a good sneering team.
"Hey!" Harry yelled.
"Yah yah, we've heard enough from you," They put their hands over Harry's mouth before he said anything.
"But unfortunately, as I was rudely interrupted by Matt. Not only did they need their own wands, but how do we ensure that they end up in GoM?" Jessica posed her question.
"I would think that bonding would ensure it," Hermione said.
"Yah, me to. But we don't know how to do it," Jessica pointed out.
"Well then there's only one place we can go!" Ron lifted his arm into the air.
"Library," Hermione said, while the others shouted out their own responses.
"Bathroom!" Harry said loudly.
"Dentist!" Jessica turned in the opposite direction.
"Bed!" Kimberley turned to follow Jessica.
"Oh please," Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Yah yah yah. . ." They turned to follow Hermione who was already halfway down the hall.
~!~~~~~*
"Well that was pretty easy," Jessica laughed, looking at the book which was just laying on the first table in the library. . . open to the right page. . . circled with a red marker. . . nope not suspicious at all.
"Yah, well I don't know how it was this easy," Kate said suspiciously.
"Bah, just take it for granted," Kimberley shrugged.
"Yah, exactly," Marilyn added in.
"So, it is possible for people to join into a bond." Hermione said again.
"Yes, yes for the fifty billionth time yes. Look it even says right there: It Is Possible For People To Join Into A Bond." Jessica said.
"I know, but how can you trust a book, I mean look what happened last time," Hermione wailed.
"Oh stop wailing," Draco said, slapping his hands over his ears.
"Look, it didn't turn out so bad didn't it? I mean. . . sure. . . we have no chance at winning the house cup, or the quidditch cup, but I mean. We're better off," Ron tried to be reasonable.
"I'll never be able to play quidditch in the rain," Harry pouted.
"Well at least you're not banned from it," Jessica rolled her eyes, as Kate punched her.
"How the hell would I be banned from it?" Harry yelled.
"Oh stop yelling, and believe me it is possible," Jessica snickered.
"Yah, unfortunately it is," Kate nodded sagely.
"Are we ever going to get this bond thing done?" Ranma asked.
"Yah I mean really, we're so left out," Danielle said.
"Yah yah lets go," Jessica rolled her eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~*~
"So pretty much just cut your hand, and then we'll all hold hands and reach out towards you to make you join. Pretty much," Hermione shrugged.
"Wow, very precise," Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Mais oui," Kim laughed.
"I want to go home," Blaine sighed.
"Where the hell did that comment come from?" Kate poked Blaine.
"I don't know," Blaine pouted.
"Righteo, anyways. Here Danielle, you go first," Jessica passed the blade from before over to Danielle.
"I hate blood," Danielle said.
"Do you now?" Kim poked her.
"I don't know," Dani said.
"Oh."
Soon they all had their hands cut and were now holding hands.
"Koombaiya my lord, koombaiya. . ." Jessica started to sway from side to side, until someone kicked her.
"Oh yah sorry," she blushed.
"Right now everyone reach towards them with your bond, and try to trap them." Hermione explained.
"yah. . . ok . . ." Kim rolled her eyes.
Anyone who chose to enter at that time would see a circle of idiots holding hands, with weird looking Jelly fish tentacles reaching towards Lan, Lara, Danielle, Marilyn, and Ranma. Then they would see the tentacles strangle them, and then a bright light.
"Ooh," Jessica looked at the light.
"It's magical," Blaine said.
"Duh," Draco rolled his eyes.
The glow started to die away, and they saw Lara, Lan, Danielle, Marilyn, and Ranma face forward on the floor.
"Whoops," Ron smirked, "I think I dropped them."
"Wow, Ron's going evil, stop hanging around Draco," Kate poked Ron.
"Like Malfoy? DAMMIT!" Ron threw his hands up into the air.
"You only wish," Draco sneered.
Slowly the others started to revive, and they were in fact bonded.
"Yay!" Jessica cheered.
They could feel them through the bond. Lara was feeling a little light headed, Danielle was feeling really hyper, Marilyn was feeling hungry, Lan really had to go pee, and Ranma was high.
"Ranma! No drugs while joined to this bond!" Kate said.
"I'm not actually high. It's a martial arts technique, it's called 'The non- existant weed attack'" Ranma explained.
"what does it do'?" Jessica asked.
"It either makes you or your enemy high. I chose me cause well. . . what we just went through was very stressful," Ranma shook his head.
"Why what happened?" Jessica asked.
"It felt like all we were was being revealed, and then we felt everything from each of you. We knew your memories, and dreams. We knew everything. Very overwhelming. And then there's that feeling like there's nothing private anymore, and that we have lost our individuality." Danielle tried to explain.
"nothing is private in this bond," Harry grumbled remembering Sirius's letter.
"Oh come on, it was just a stupid letter," Kim kicked Harry.
"Ouch! It was a private letter!" Harry yelled.
"Must you yell all the time?" Lan asked Harry.
"Yah it's giving me a headache," Marilyn clutched her head.
"Bah," Harry bah'ed.
"Well then, since Ranma is a Martial Arts Master, he should teach us Martial Arts. At least enough to be useful to defend ourselves." Jessica suggested.
"Ooh, and Lan should teach us how to use a sword!" Kim squealed.
"AHH! Lan knows how to use a sword?!" Lara asked.
"Yah, he was like a sword MASTER!" Jessica yelled appraisingly.
"Listen, learning Martial Arts is extremely hard, it's not something that you can learn in a matter of seconds. Alright?" Ranma huffed.
"Same with the sword, it takes years of practice and determination." Lan agreed.
"We're not asking you to make us masters at it! Just enough so that if the need arises, we will be able to properly defend ourselves!" Jessica told them.
"If I'm going to teach you, I need your promise that you will do exactly as I say, you will recognize me as a teacher, and you will not question my orders. If I think you're not ready for something, I want no arguing. Is that clear?" The stern Lan that was portrayed in the Wheel of Time series showed his face.
"Same with me, Martial Arts is extremely difficult, and if I need to start you off slow, then there will be no complaining," Ranma said.
"Agreed," Jessica said, and the others echoed her.
"Listen, this is all very well and good, but we don't even know who is more powerful here. I mean, we should know this, so we can play people to their strengths right? I mean, I know that Harry is good at Defense Against the Dark Arts, so he should be the leader in that situation, do you see what I'm saying?" Kate said.
"Yes, but how do you suggest we go about seeing who is the strongest?" Danielle asked curiously.
"We Duel," Kate grinned.
"Ooh, good idea!" Draco agreed.
"But how is this fair? You guys can do magic wandless!" Ron protested.
"It is fair, we can do wandless magic, but you have three years of schooling where we have had three days! It makes it totally fair." Kate explained.
"She's right you know," Hermione nodded, "So who will battle whom?"
"I was thinking, Hermione and Marilyn, Jessica and Ron, Draco and Blaine, and Harry and Lara." Kate pointed at them.
"That's fine," Marilyn said.