This is a parody of Because I was High by Afroman. ^_^ I do not own the song, or .hack. Oh well, I'll own anything I want when the rabid burrito chinchillas help me take over the world.....
The first part of Bear's part is referring to his job.... (of which I will not mention)
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~~~Tsukasa
I was gonna get up and log out, but then I got high
I was gonna take off the VR goggles, until I got high
Now I'm stuck in The World, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~Mimiru
I was gonna go gain some levels, before I got high
I could have easily beat that monster, but I was high
Now I'm still under-leveled, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~Subaru
I was gonna go and command the Knights, but then I got high
I was gonna have them do my dirty work, but then I got high
Now they're not listening to me, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~Bear
I was gonna meet a deadline, but then I got high
I was gonna go see BT, but then I got high
Now she hates my guts, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~ BT
I was gonna go make a sandwich, but then I got high
I wasn't gonna put lettuce on it, until I got high
Now I've wasted a whole sandwich, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~Sora
I was gonna go and PK, but then I got high
I was gonna get some revenge, until I got high
Now everyone's still alive, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~Crim
I was gonna go to a business meeting, but then I got high
I was gonna take a break from The World, but then I got high
Now I've lost my job, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~A20
I was gonna go read the manual, but then I got high
I was gonna find out how to attack, until I got high
Now I still suck at The World, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~Helba
I was gonna go hack a few Root Towns, but then I got high
I was gonna go feed Cubia, but then I got high
Now The World is still normal, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Ladada da da da....
~~~THE END!