Howdy thar lads and ladetts....This be me first Eva fic and stuff so yeah....This is only my second fanfic so read it and tell me how great it is^_^ Kidding...Yup. Really. Mooo!!!

I do not own anything Evangelion (except for unit 01 ^_^) It is owned by people in Japan who work at Gainax...Now nobody can sue me....At least for that....................Oh and in case your wondering this time it wasn't me who destroyed Tokyo.... ============================================================= It was another peacefull morning at the Katsarugi/Ikari/Sorhyu household and everyone was asleep except Pen-Pen who was Major Misato Katsarugi's pet warm-water penguin. Pen-Pen at the moment was trying -as he did every morning- to break into Misato's secret safe which was full of collectors edition Second Impact Yebisu Beer. Her precious Second Impact Yebisu Beer was the first beer ever made after the Second Impact. Pen-Pen had nearly broken into the safe when Asuka had woken up and stepped into the room. "Oh crap, that meddling girl always screws up my plans" thought Pen-Pen as he waddled away after being caught red-flippered as he was trying to destroy the safe. Asuka thought as she headed towards th bathroom to freshen up.

After taking a shower and brushing her teeth and all the other stuff she headed for Shinji's room to give him his usual morning abuse. "HEY YOU DUMB BAKA WAKE UP AND MAKE ME SOME BREAKFAST!!!!" She screamed as she got to the door. "Unnnhhhh....Yeah yeah I'm awake" Shinji mumbled as he fell back to sleep.

Asuka stood at the door and waited for him to come out and make her some food. After waiting ten minutes she decided that he had fallen asleep again and needed some motivation to get out of bed.

She opened the door and her suspisions were confirmed as she saw him still in bed and asleep. Quietly she snuck up to his bed and put her lips near his ears..."Hey Shinji" she whispered "WAKE UP RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID IDIOT, I'M HUNGRY!!!!!" _____________________________________________________________

After being so rudely awakened Shinji got up and went to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, smelled himself and decided that he needed a shower. After the shower he was greeted with another round of name calling and demands for breakfast.

I might as well make her breakfast now or she might throw a toaster at me or something he thout as he grabbed the ingrediants for pancakes.

"Hey stupid Ikari when are the pancakes going to be done?" Ms. Sorhyu asked Shinji. "Hurry up with them or were going to be late you idiot!" "Yeah they're almost done" Shinji said and quitly added "Mien Fuhrer" which he called her when she was being a pain in the butt. (He never said it loud enough to be heard of course.)

After finishing the pancakes and having a nice conversation which consisted mostly of Asukas bragging and Shinji's always apithetic coments they left for school. ____________________________________________________________________ As Shinji finished school and was heading home one of his few freinds Toji Suzahara came running up behind him yelling "Hey Shin-man!! Wait up dude!!"

"Hey dude did you hear about the talent contest the school's having??" Toji asked as he cought up "Umm yeah." "Well man wered signed up!!!" "What?!!?" "Yeah Me, You, and Kensuke are signed up!" "What??" Shinji said again. "I said Shinji, Kensuke, and I ared signed up for the talent comp." "So what did you sign us up for??" "Well I always thought it'd be cool to be in a rock band so..." "Oh man, I don't even have a guitar Toji!" "Yeah I know, I have one though, and Kensuke has a drum set so..." "What you expect me to get a bass and learn?" "Yup!!" Toji said enthusiasticly. "Well I guess I'll do it, there hasn't been any angel attacks lately and I don't have much to do so I guess I'll do it." "Plus I do have a lot of extra mony from piloting unit 01 so I guess I'll be able to get a bass easily enough." Shinji comented. "That's great man! I knew youd be there for us." _____________________________________________________________________

"Hey guys I was thinking that maybe we could ask Rei if she wants to join the band." Said Shinji as he was practicing on his new bass and Toji and Kensuke were practicing the electric and drums. "I mean she does play the violin and piano really good." "So how do you know this Shin-man?" Toji said. "I bet that he's been stalking his sweet Rei-Rei." Kensuke added. "Wha...Hey...I..I..NO!!" Was Shinji's reply to the coments. 'I mean it's nothing like that!! Really guys!" "Yeeaah riigghttt." Both Kensuke and Toji said at the same time. "Well at least i'm not in love with the class rep like you are Toji." This put Toji to silence.

"Well about Rei" Toji changed the subject. "She can join if she wants to...But you have to ask her." "OK I will ask her" Shinji said with uncharachteristic (AN wow that's a long word (That I probably spelled wrong)) resolve. ____________________________________________________________________________ _

Ok That's it...How'd yous guys and galses like it R&R OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not really though. Cheese-its are good. I like to eat them. Yes this is...Oh man i forgot what I wass going to put there...Oh well...L8eRs dudes!