HAPI HARO-IN, MINNA SAN!!! [I think that's right...]
Princess F: OMGoddess!! You guys actually liked it!! *very happy* Well, here's part 2! I'll answer questions at the end.
The Kaiba's Gonna Getcha
And Other Semi-Spooky Stories
So they calmed down just a little, after the Kaiba tale, when Yami assured them it was just a story.
Well, it was Tristan's turn now. "My story is called 'Chopped Liver'," he announced.
Mai giggled. "Weird name."
"It goes like this... Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Weevil—"
"What kind of a name is 'Weevil'?" Tea asked. "It sounds like a bug."
"It is a bug, stupid." Bakura replied.
"Geesh, you don't hafta be so mean!" she answered.
Yami reached over and whacked Bakura upside the head. "Don't call her stupid, and let Tristan continue."
Bakura sulked.
Once upon a time,
There was a little boy named Weevil.
Even though his name was buggy,
No, he wasn't evil.
Weevil's uncle asked him
For dinner, get some liver.
But when he got to Butcher's shop
There weren't even a sliver.
Then he'd be sad, his uncle mad
When liver wasn't had.
Well, as he was going home,
Weevil passed a graveyard,
With a freshly dugged tomb,
And he thought long and hard...
So Weevil dug that grave up,
Oh my, bless that poor old soul!
He took the person's liver,
And left him in the hole!
So at night, they cooked that liver,
And served it up at dinner,
His Unc proclaimed the liver
"The best I ever had!"
Yami looked mortified.
Weevil went to bed at night,
The crescent moon asliver,
And as he drifted off to sleep,
"Boy, you got my liver,"
Weevil bolted up in bed,
Looked up in a fright,
Saw nobody in his room,
Then locked his door up tight.
At midnight, he woke again,
And heard a thumping noise,
"Boy, now I'm at the door,
You'd better fear old Moyes."
Five minutes later,
"I'm in the hallway now,"
Poor frightened Weevil,
He was wonderin' how.
Four minutes later,
"Boy, I'm at the stairs,"
Weevil blocked the door,
With some overstuffed chairs.
Tea and Yugi's eyes were wider than pancakes. Ryou was using Bakura as some sort of laser shield. Mai scooted closer to Yami.
Three minutes later,
"I'm on the second floor,"
Two.
"Headin' to your room,"
"Right before the door"
Joey moved away from Tristan, and backed into the farthest corner of the tent.
Bakura, however, was unfazed.
Somehow the door creaked open,
And Weevil's panic rose,
The dead man might've come in;
What really happened, no one knows.
On the next day did they find him,
Lying on the floor
His liver was all gone
And this story is no more.
Tea let out a tiny scream.
"That was gross," Mai said. "Who would wanna dig up some dead guy's liver? It's just... eww..." she shuddered.
"I'm never eating that stuff again," Yami muttered.
Joey whimpered his muffled agreement beneath a sleeping bag, four pillows, and two extra blankets.
"You know that pink meat on the pizza at dinner?" Bakura suddenly spoke up. "That we couldn't figure out what it was and thought it tasted nasty?"
"Yeah, what about it?" Tristan asked.
"It was liver."
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Princess F: Hehehehehe... will you ever eat that again? >_____
Princess F: I have nothing to say, so ONWARD PPLS!!
Keiko Yamamura: Uh... it came from the depths of my subconsciousness? ^_~;
Rina Starfire: No speling or gramar mistake? Thats because I are a SUPER-NITPICK at that kinda stuffs. XD
A very happy person!: Yeah, I'd eleborate... but I'm writing
this at two in the morning...
Crazy wimps? Naw, don't. I'm surrounded by them!
6.6
Mamono: Close... but it's not Seto. That would be way too weird. x_9
crazy person: Songs of impending doom... I like that!! -^_^-
General Dredge: Thankies. *arrgh, I've run out of things to say...* Arigatou gozaimasu! >.O