A/N~ Hello people, how's it been goin. I could just sit here and talk bout noting in particualr but I'm to lazy to do that at the moment. Oops, I just did it, my bad. On with the fic. I don't own anything so yea, leave me the hell alone you sick, demented bastards.
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"I want this, and this, and this. Oh and this, gotta get this."
Inu Yasha and Mirkou stood agasp at the sight they saw. Sango and Kagome were grabbing food off shelves, out of freezers and fridges. They had two carts nearly full of food.
"How do they do it?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Don't act so surprised." Said Miroku. "You can eat all that easily, I've seen you."
"But their chicks."
"Pregnant chicks."
"But how can they eat all that?"
"Well, they are eating for two."
"I know but it's just unnatural."
After Kagome and Sango had finished storing up on food they headed to the register with Inu Yasha and Mirkou following like trained puppies. They paid for everything and went to the parking lot. Each couple packed their cars with the groceries.
"We'll come by later ok Kag." Sango said getting into the passenger side.
"Ok, bring Kohaku with you." Kagome called back, getting in.
"K." Sango waved out of the window as Mirkou drove off.
Inu Yasha pulled out and headed back to the apartment complex. Kagome reached into the back seat and grabbed a few Snickers bars that she started munching on.
"Hey. Those are my Snickers." Inu Yasha said.
Kagome glared at him and then threw a rapper at him. "Deal with it."
"Aren't we in a bubbly mood today." He said sacastically.
Kagome crossed her arms. "Yes, yes I am in a bubbly mood, can't you just tell. Stupid bastard."
"I love you Kagome. queen of the world." Inu Yasha said sweetly. (don't you just love the randomness, it's just so sweet how he sucks up, ne)
"That's more like it." Kagome smiled and threw him a Snickers. "I love you to puppy boy."
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"Come on Kohaku." Sango cooed to her son who was attached to some random ladies leg.
"I miss Aunty Kaede." Kohaku cried against the ladies pants.
"What is wrong with this kid." The lady yelled. "Get him off me."
"What do you think I'm trying to do bitch, just chill for a second." Sango snapped.
"Your a horrible mother, you let your children run wild."
Sango grew red with anger and raised her fist but Miroku held her back. "Fightings not the answer, expecially in your condition sweety."
"I'm pregnant not dying, now let me kill this bitch."
Kohaku let go off the lady and looked up at his angry mother. Seeing his mom angry at the lady he decided to follow. He stuck his tongue out at the lady and kicked her leg then ran over laughing to his father.
"What a little brat." The lady fumed and stomped away.
Kohaku pointed at the silly lady and giggled. Mirkou let go of Sango and she picked her son up.
"Thats my baby boy." She said proudly. "Now to get this new kid to be as violent as you." She poked the tip of his nose and walked off to the car with Miroku following.
"He does have your agressiveness Sango dear." Miroku pointed out.
"It's wonderful isn't it hun."
"Lovely."
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Kagome sat on the couch with a huge bowl of neopotitan ice cream on her lap watching t.v. On the table infront of her lay a bowl og green olives, pickels, sushi, and chocolate chips. She quickly finished the ice cream and went to the sushi. (what can I say, women eat strange foods when they're pregnant. My mom always craved watermelon and she could never get it cause it was to cold for it. Even in my mothers womb I loved to torture her.)
"So that's were all the chocolate chips went."
"Mmmm."
Inu Yasha sat down next to Kagome who was now shoving sushi into her mouth. He sat his bowl of ramen on his lap and grabbed his chopsticks. Suddenly, they were ripped from his grasp. He looked at Kagome who had ramen hanging out of her mouth. She smiled sweetly, slurped up the ramen, and placed the chopsticks back into his hands. He nodded once to her and grabbed her last sushi and popped it in his mouth. He then startedto eat his ramen. Kagome gapped at him and then growled.
"Hey, that was my last one." She whinned."
"Yeah well you ate some of my ramen so we're even." Inu Yasha responded.
Kagome crossed her arms. "Fine." She then uncrossed her arms and started eating the green olives.
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"Run bitch run." Sango yelled at the t.v.
"Mommy, why you yell?" Kohaku asked inocently. He didn't understand why she was yelling at the black box with the ladies kicking a ball around in it. (it's soccer for all you who didn't guess it)
"Because honey, wait, what, that was not tripping, she went for the ball, it's that other chicks fault if she trips over her leg!"
Kohaku, wanting to please his mom, started yelling at the t.v. "You meanies, that was not twippin, why you so mean to the nice runny ladies?"
"And they say it's hard raising children." Sango laughed.
Miroku walked in and looked at the t.v. "Ah, Japan virsus Germany. Should be a good game."
"It would be if these reffs weren't such assholes."
"I know, I know."
"Asshole." Kohaku piped up.
Mirkou and Sango stared, open mouthed at their son.
"Asshole, asshole, asshole." Kohaku repeated over and over while jumping up and down on the couch.
"Sango." Mirkou said.
"Yes."
"What did I tell you about cussing infront of Kohaku."
"Uhh, not to do it."
"Exactly. If I can hold back cussing infront of him then I'm sure you can."
"Uhhh."
"Now what do you have to say for yourself."
"Uhh, my bad."
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A/N~ There's chapter 3. Sorry for the wait people, but you know, school and stuff. If I could just sit on my ass all day and type fics I would, but unfortuently I can't. I'm so happy now, we just streaked my hair blue and it looks good. When you review I write more chapters. So yeah, review.
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"I want this, and this, and this. Oh and this, gotta get this."
Inu Yasha and Mirkou stood agasp at the sight they saw. Sango and Kagome were grabbing food off shelves, out of freezers and fridges. They had two carts nearly full of food.
"How do they do it?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Don't act so surprised." Said Miroku. "You can eat all that easily, I've seen you."
"But their chicks."
"Pregnant chicks."
"But how can they eat all that?"
"Well, they are eating for two."
"I know but it's just unnatural."
After Kagome and Sango had finished storing up on food they headed to the register with Inu Yasha and Mirkou following like trained puppies. They paid for everything and went to the parking lot. Each couple packed their cars with the groceries.
"We'll come by later ok Kag." Sango said getting into the passenger side.
"Ok, bring Kohaku with you." Kagome called back, getting in.
"K." Sango waved out of the window as Mirkou drove off.
Inu Yasha pulled out and headed back to the apartment complex. Kagome reached into the back seat and grabbed a few Snickers bars that she started munching on.
"Hey. Those are my Snickers." Inu Yasha said.
Kagome glared at him and then threw a rapper at him. "Deal with it."
"Aren't we in a bubbly mood today." He said sacastically.
Kagome crossed her arms. "Yes, yes I am in a bubbly mood, can't you just tell. Stupid bastard."
"I love you Kagome. queen of the world." Inu Yasha said sweetly. (don't you just love the randomness, it's just so sweet how he sucks up, ne)
"That's more like it." Kagome smiled and threw him a Snickers. "I love you to puppy boy."
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"Come on Kohaku." Sango cooed to her son who was attached to some random ladies leg.
"I miss Aunty Kaede." Kohaku cried against the ladies pants.
"What is wrong with this kid." The lady yelled. "Get him off me."
"What do you think I'm trying to do bitch, just chill for a second." Sango snapped.
"Your a horrible mother, you let your children run wild."
Sango grew red with anger and raised her fist but Miroku held her back. "Fightings not the answer, expecially in your condition sweety."
"I'm pregnant not dying, now let me kill this bitch."
Kohaku let go off the lady and looked up at his angry mother. Seeing his mom angry at the lady he decided to follow. He stuck his tongue out at the lady and kicked her leg then ran over laughing to his father.
"What a little brat." The lady fumed and stomped away.
Kohaku pointed at the silly lady and giggled. Mirkou let go of Sango and she picked her son up.
"Thats my baby boy." She said proudly. "Now to get this new kid to be as violent as you." She poked the tip of his nose and walked off to the car with Miroku following.
"He does have your agressiveness Sango dear." Miroku pointed out.
"It's wonderful isn't it hun."
"Lovely."
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Kagome sat on the couch with a huge bowl of neopotitan ice cream on her lap watching t.v. On the table infront of her lay a bowl og green olives, pickels, sushi, and chocolate chips. She quickly finished the ice cream and went to the sushi. (what can I say, women eat strange foods when they're pregnant. My mom always craved watermelon and she could never get it cause it was to cold for it. Even in my mothers womb I loved to torture her.)
"So that's were all the chocolate chips went."
"Mmmm."
Inu Yasha sat down next to Kagome who was now shoving sushi into her mouth. He sat his bowl of ramen on his lap and grabbed his chopsticks. Suddenly, they were ripped from his grasp. He looked at Kagome who had ramen hanging out of her mouth. She smiled sweetly, slurped up the ramen, and placed the chopsticks back into his hands. He nodded once to her and grabbed her last sushi and popped it in his mouth. He then startedto eat his ramen. Kagome gapped at him and then growled.
"Hey, that was my last one." She whinned."
"Yeah well you ate some of my ramen so we're even." Inu Yasha responded.
Kagome crossed her arms. "Fine." She then uncrossed her arms and started eating the green olives.
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"Run bitch run." Sango yelled at the t.v.
"Mommy, why you yell?" Kohaku asked inocently. He didn't understand why she was yelling at the black box with the ladies kicking a ball around in it. (it's soccer for all you who didn't guess it)
"Because honey, wait, what, that was not tripping, she went for the ball, it's that other chicks fault if she trips over her leg!"
Kohaku, wanting to please his mom, started yelling at the t.v. "You meanies, that was not twippin, why you so mean to the nice runny ladies?"
"And they say it's hard raising children." Sango laughed.
Miroku walked in and looked at the t.v. "Ah, Japan virsus Germany. Should be a good game."
"It would be if these reffs weren't such assholes."
"I know, I know."
"Asshole." Kohaku piped up.
Mirkou and Sango stared, open mouthed at their son.
"Asshole, asshole, asshole." Kohaku repeated over and over while jumping up and down on the couch.
"Sango." Mirkou said.
"Yes."
"What did I tell you about cussing infront of Kohaku."
"Uhh, not to do it."
"Exactly. If I can hold back cussing infront of him then I'm sure you can."
"Uhhh."
"Now what do you have to say for yourself."
"Uhh, my bad."
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A/N~ There's chapter 3. Sorry for the wait people, but you know, school and stuff. If I could just sit on my ass all day and type fics I would, but unfortuently I can't. I'm so happy now, we just streaked my hair blue and it looks good. When you review I write more chapters. So yeah, review.