Random Fanfic
A/N: Hi my name is Chevy and this is my first fict. Be nice I SUK! Soooooo please be help me get better. You can do that by reviews so please submit one.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own a thing I write ( Especially Pat and his friend I am forced not to name.) Except me of course..................... * Looks through file cabinet of recently sold things* " WTF!!!" Ummm..... like I said I don't own a nothing in this story. See I said it now you can't sue me HA!!! * Security: Are you Chevy? Chevy: ;O_O; Ummm no, why would you say a thing like that? Security: ' Points to name tag ' Chevy: ' Breaks for a run, sadly is to too slow and barely moves a foot ' Gets hauled off ' Chevy: BUT I HAVEN'T STARTED WRITING YET!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Italics are..................... ummmmmmm............. they're ummm................... no comment -_-. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Day
Saitou: Here is your first katana, wakizashi, and tano.
Chevy: Yeah!!! * Clears throat * um... Thank you ^_^.
Pat: I'm here too!
Edd ( Bebop ): Pat Pat needs wait time time. La lala lalala la ^_^.
Jim (Outlaw Star ) ( Still pervert form Pat's fic ): Hey babe.
Edd: Hi, Jim Jim! ^_^
Chevy: You don't come in this story for a while... GET OUT!!!
Gean ( Outlaw Star ): Make them!
Chevy: Oh brother! Saitou!
* Cleaning and sharpening katana.*
Saitou: Yes! Geans gonna to die!
* Minutes Later*
Saitou: Haven't killed a thing in a while. * Cleaning blood off katana *
Pat: How, how could you? * Tear filled eyes * ;0_0;
Gean: I'm gonna die of hunger! Hurry up with that turkey Saito!
Pat: How, how could you slaughter a turkey like that Saitou?
Saitou: It's easy wanna learn?
Pat: Okay! ^_^
* All are happy eating turkey when out of nowhere a frantic but scary voice is heard*
" Wheres my ' teddy bear '?"
* Smile appears on Pat's face *
* Chevy hides behind Saitou screaming " SAVE ME!!! " *
To Be Continued...
Next Chap.
What will happen next chapter? Who is Chevy afraid of... A lot of people but I mean in
this story though.
" She Who Must Not Be Named For He Will Have 4inch Shoes Up His Ass! "
* Long Title eh??? *
Another A/N: Well my first ff tea it's done! Oh well should I quite while I am ahead or
continue? Tell ok? I will start to make serious fics that have plots so don't worry. Why
would you worry anyways ooh well.This is the same person who calls Pat teddy.
Therefore the name " maysteddy. " Oh shit I said her name... sort of. Oh well it's only
half so w/e. Though she did say she would kick my ass if I said anything about her!
SERIOUSLY I SWEAR! Whatever though. * Story postponed due to 4 inch shoes
stucked in author's ass hole *
A/N: Hi my name is Chevy and this is my first fict. Be nice I SUK! Soooooo please be help me get better. You can do that by reviews so please submit one.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own a thing I write ( Especially Pat and his friend I am forced not to name.) Except me of course..................... * Looks through file cabinet of recently sold things* " WTF!!!" Ummm..... like I said I don't own a nothing in this story. See I said it now you can't sue me HA!!! * Security: Are you Chevy? Chevy: ;O_O; Ummm no, why would you say a thing like that? Security: ' Points to name tag ' Chevy: ' Breaks for a run, sadly is to too slow and barely moves a foot ' Gets hauled off ' Chevy: BUT I HAVEN'T STARTED WRITING YET!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Italics are..................... ummmmmmm............. they're ummm................... no comment -_-. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Day
Saitou: Here is your first katana, wakizashi, and tano.
Chevy: Yeah!!! * Clears throat * um... Thank you ^_^.
Pat: I'm here too!
Edd ( Bebop ): Pat Pat needs wait time time. La lala lalala la ^_^.
Jim (Outlaw Star ) ( Still pervert form Pat's fic ): Hey babe.
Edd: Hi, Jim Jim! ^_^
Chevy: You don't come in this story for a while... GET OUT!!!
Gean ( Outlaw Star ): Make them!
Chevy: Oh brother! Saitou!
* Cleaning and sharpening katana.*
Saitou: Yes! Geans gonna to die!
* Minutes Later*
Saitou: Haven't killed a thing in a while. * Cleaning blood off katana *
Pat: How, how could you? * Tear filled eyes * ;0_0;
Gean: I'm gonna die of hunger! Hurry up with that turkey Saito!
Pat: How, how could you slaughter a turkey like that Saitou?
Saitou: It's easy wanna learn?
Pat: Okay! ^_^
* All are happy eating turkey when out of nowhere a frantic but scary voice is heard*
" Wheres my ' teddy bear '?"
* Smile appears on Pat's face *
* Chevy hides behind Saitou screaming " SAVE ME!!! " *
To Be Continued...
Next Chap.
What will happen next chapter? Who is Chevy afraid of... A lot of people but I mean in
this story though.
" She Who Must Not Be Named For He Will Have 4inch Shoes Up His Ass! "
* Long Title eh??? *
Another A/N: Well my first ff tea it's done! Oh well should I quite while I am ahead or
continue? Tell ok? I will start to make serious fics that have plots so don't worry. Why
would you worry anyways ooh well.This is the same person who calls Pat teddy.
Therefore the name " maysteddy. " Oh shit I said her name... sort of. Oh well it's only
half so w/e. Though she did say she would kick my ass if I said anything about her!
SERIOUSLY I SWEAR! Whatever though. * Story postponed due to 4 inch shoes
stucked in author's ass hole *