A/N~ Sorry for the wait people, I really am. I've been struggling to raise
my grades in school. Normally I wouldn't care but I have to get into the
habit of working and getting good grades if I ever want to go to Japan when
I'm 16 on an exchange student program scholarship and I have to have really
good grades. I hate school. Now stop planning to kill me! *sneeze* I said
stop damn it!
Disclaimer~ I own nothing, okay, get that through your heads people *sob*
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"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Little Kohoku chirped happily from his crib.
Sango was glaring daggers at her husband and Miroku was trying to look as innocent as possible.
"Don't cuss in front of Kohoku Sango. You'll give him bad ideas." Sango scolded. "You are such a hypocrite."
"I'm sorry sweetie." Miroku said, looking down at his feet ashamed.
"I just said asshole. That's not as bad as fuck. Here you come all big and mighty tellin me not to cuss when you turn around and do the same thing."
Miroku looked up at Sango and smiled. "Do you really think I'm big and mighty?"
"I married an idiot."
"Yes, but I'm your idiot."
"Fuck." Kohoku yelled joyfully.
Sango and Miroku looked down sadly at their son. "That's right son, fuck."
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Kagome sat on the couch with her legs underneath her watching the Jerry Springer. Two women were fighting over the same guy but, unfortunately, the bodyguards kept the two from beating each other to a bloody pulp.
"American TV is crazy." Kagome laughed. The doorbell rang and Kagome glared at the door for ruining her entertainment.
"Now what?" She muttered and stood up. She toke her precious time getting to the door, looking back at the TV just in time to see one of the women to punch the other in the face.
"Finally, some action." She cheered as she opened the door. As soon as it was half way open she fell back from a weight that has attacked her legs and was holding on for dear life. She looked down to see a small child. He had orangish/brown hair, a fluffy tail, and his ears were pointed. He looked up at her with large curious eyes and smiled.
"Hi, are you my mommy?"
Kagome blinked at him, to shocked to say anything. This just wasn't right. Babies don't just rush through your door, they, well, let's not get technical. Besides, she was only a month pregnant. What was going on here?
"I'm so sorry about this." A women dressed in a dull gray suit said and pried the struggling little boy from her legs.
"Uhh, what's going on?" Kagome asked sitting up.
"Ah yes, I'm Ito Ayumi, this little boy's parents attorney."
"Whatever it is, I didn't do it."
"No, it isn't about that. Hie parents have just past away and I got this address where his godfather lives. This is the residence of Inu Yasha, right?"
Kagome nodded. "Yeah, I'm his girlfriend. He never told me he had a godson."
"I hope I'm not intruding on anything."
"No, of course not, but Inu Yasha's not here right now and I doubt that I can be of any help."
"I guess I can always come back later. Come along Shippou." The women turned around with the child's small hand in her larger one. She toke a step forward when the little boy disappeared with a small 'pop.' Kagome jumped back and yelped.
"What, where, how?" Kagome stammered with wide eyes.
"I'm right here." Shippou said and looked down at Kagome from onto of her head.
Kagome stared at him. "How did you do that?"
"I wanna stay. Can I stay?"
"We'll return later Shippou, now stop playing games."
"But I wanna stay here with the nice lady." Shippou protested.
"I said we'll."
"He can stay." Kagome said.
"Are you sure?" Ayumi asked.
Kagome nodded. "Of course."
"I guess it would be okay since he is probably going to be living with you two. When Inu Yasha returns, come here and ask for me." She pulled a card out of her breast pocket and handed it to Kagome.
"Gotcha."
Ayumi gave a small smile before turning around and walking away.
Kagome closed the door and toke Shippou from her head. Shippou bent his head to the side and looked at her innocently. "I'm Shippou, what's your name?"
"Kagome."
"Are we going to have fun?"
Kagome smiled sweetly at the little boy. "Yep. So what's with the tail?" She asked petting it.
"I'm Kitsune." He said proudly and puffed his chest out.
"Aren't you strong and mighty."
Shippou nodded excitedly. "Yeah, I can beat anyone up."
"I hope you don't beat me up."
"Nope, you're nice so I'll protect you."
Kagome looked at him and couldn't help but hug him. He was just so cute and innocent.
"So who's Inu Yasha?" He asked.
"Well." Kagome started and walked over to the couch and sat down with Shippou in her lap. "I think you'll like him. He's pretty nice once you get to know him."
"Oh."
"Is there anything else you want to know about?"
"Yeah." Shippou nodded and pointed to the TV. "Why is that dude wearing a dress?"
Kagome slapped herself mentally. Leave it up to her to explain these kinds of things to a little kid.
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A/N~ I know it's not exactly long but I'm sick, my throat hurts so bad I can barely talk and I'm ready to go back to sleep. Atleast I updated right. Oh yeah, and I don't own Jerry Springer.
Disclaimer~ I own nothing, okay, get that through your heads people *sob*
~
"Fuck, fuck, fuck." Little Kohoku chirped happily from his crib.
Sango was glaring daggers at her husband and Miroku was trying to look as innocent as possible.
"Don't cuss in front of Kohoku Sango. You'll give him bad ideas." Sango scolded. "You are such a hypocrite."
"I'm sorry sweetie." Miroku said, looking down at his feet ashamed.
"I just said asshole. That's not as bad as fuck. Here you come all big and mighty tellin me not to cuss when you turn around and do the same thing."
Miroku looked up at Sango and smiled. "Do you really think I'm big and mighty?"
"I married an idiot."
"Yes, but I'm your idiot."
"Fuck." Kohoku yelled joyfully.
Sango and Miroku looked down sadly at their son. "That's right son, fuck."
~
Kagome sat on the couch with her legs underneath her watching the Jerry Springer. Two women were fighting over the same guy but, unfortunately, the bodyguards kept the two from beating each other to a bloody pulp.
"American TV is crazy." Kagome laughed. The doorbell rang and Kagome glared at the door for ruining her entertainment.
"Now what?" She muttered and stood up. She toke her precious time getting to the door, looking back at the TV just in time to see one of the women to punch the other in the face.
"Finally, some action." She cheered as she opened the door. As soon as it was half way open she fell back from a weight that has attacked her legs and was holding on for dear life. She looked down to see a small child. He had orangish/brown hair, a fluffy tail, and his ears were pointed. He looked up at her with large curious eyes and smiled.
"Hi, are you my mommy?"
Kagome blinked at him, to shocked to say anything. This just wasn't right. Babies don't just rush through your door, they, well, let's not get technical. Besides, she was only a month pregnant. What was going on here?
"I'm so sorry about this." A women dressed in a dull gray suit said and pried the struggling little boy from her legs.
"Uhh, what's going on?" Kagome asked sitting up.
"Ah yes, I'm Ito Ayumi, this little boy's parents attorney."
"Whatever it is, I didn't do it."
"No, it isn't about that. Hie parents have just past away and I got this address where his godfather lives. This is the residence of Inu Yasha, right?"
Kagome nodded. "Yeah, I'm his girlfriend. He never told me he had a godson."
"I hope I'm not intruding on anything."
"No, of course not, but Inu Yasha's not here right now and I doubt that I can be of any help."
"I guess I can always come back later. Come along Shippou." The women turned around with the child's small hand in her larger one. She toke a step forward when the little boy disappeared with a small 'pop.' Kagome jumped back and yelped.
"What, where, how?" Kagome stammered with wide eyes.
"I'm right here." Shippou said and looked down at Kagome from onto of her head.
Kagome stared at him. "How did you do that?"
"I wanna stay. Can I stay?"
"We'll return later Shippou, now stop playing games."
"But I wanna stay here with the nice lady." Shippou protested.
"I said we'll."
"He can stay." Kagome said.
"Are you sure?" Ayumi asked.
Kagome nodded. "Of course."
"I guess it would be okay since he is probably going to be living with you two. When Inu Yasha returns, come here and ask for me." She pulled a card out of her breast pocket and handed it to Kagome.
"Gotcha."
Ayumi gave a small smile before turning around and walking away.
Kagome closed the door and toke Shippou from her head. Shippou bent his head to the side and looked at her innocently. "I'm Shippou, what's your name?"
"Kagome."
"Are we going to have fun?"
Kagome smiled sweetly at the little boy. "Yep. So what's with the tail?" She asked petting it.
"I'm Kitsune." He said proudly and puffed his chest out.
"Aren't you strong and mighty."
Shippou nodded excitedly. "Yeah, I can beat anyone up."
"I hope you don't beat me up."
"Nope, you're nice so I'll protect you."
Kagome looked at him and couldn't help but hug him. He was just so cute and innocent.
"So who's Inu Yasha?" He asked.
"Well." Kagome started and walked over to the couch and sat down with Shippou in her lap. "I think you'll like him. He's pretty nice once you get to know him."
"Oh."
"Is there anything else you want to know about?"
"Yeah." Shippou nodded and pointed to the TV. "Why is that dude wearing a dress?"
Kagome slapped herself mentally. Leave it up to her to explain these kinds of things to a little kid.
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A/N~ I know it's not exactly long but I'm sick, my throat hurts so bad I can barely talk and I'm ready to go back to sleep. Atleast I updated right. Oh yeah, and I don't own Jerry Springer.