Snow White & The Seven Dwarves
Anime Style
Somewhere backstage in the dressing room
Director: Alright people's! Let's get this show started now. Remember to go to your posi-
Shinobu: Bad news everyone! Mima-san won't be able to make it on time.
Director: WHAT?! Damn! She's one of the main characters in this play and the show is on in 5 minutes! We'll need a replacement.AND FAST, anyone in here knows the Queen's lines?
Everyone sweatdrops
Daley: Heh.I won't mind playing the Queen. I know all of her lines.
Everyone crashes to the ground
Keitaro: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! It's a woman's role your doing here!
Daley turns to Keitaro and smiles
Daley: I don't mind.
Keitaro: ....are you sure you're not-
Naru: Keitaro! Quit your yapping and help me put on this outfit! It's kinda tight on me.
Keitaro: (Gulps) uh.sure.
Keitaro goes and helps Naru put on her outfit only to pull up her dress when zipping it up revealing her panties.
Naru: .YOU!
Keitaro: Wa.wait Nar-
Naru punches Keitaro right across the room making him crash into Kenshin standing in front of a mirror and memorizing his lines
Keitaro: WAAAAHHH!!!!
Kenshin: HEY! What're you doing?! You just made me forget a line!
Keitaro: Sor-Sorry.
Kenshin: Crap! Now I have to start all over again that I do.
Naru: I ask you to do me a simple favor and you use it to feel me up YOU PERVERT!
Keitaro: It wasn't-
Su runs in and jump kicks Keitaro in the face.
Su: Hey Keitaro! Guess what role I'll be playing!
Keitaro: Uh.umm.
Su: I'll be playing one of the seven dwarves! Isn't that cool?
Keitaro sweatdrops
Su: The problem is that we're short one of the dwarves so I came to ask you Keitaro.would you like to play one?
Naru and Keitaro both crash to the ground.
Naru: Su! You know he can't since he's playing the role of the Prince already.
Su: Oh?
Shinobu: That means we're one short of a dwarf who's going to play the seventh one?
Kenshin: I have to say Yahiko would fit perfectly for the seventh dwarf that I do.
Director: Nah, he won't since I asked him earlier but he refused to do it, he'll be in the audience though but anyway I managed to get someone willing to play the last dwarf.
Someone knocks on the door gently
Director: Ah! That'll be that person right now. COME IN!
Keitaro: Oooh is it a cute girl?
Naru: (Excited) No! Will it be a cute boy?
Su: I wonder if that person will be as short as us.
Shinobu: (Shyly) I think it'll be a boy.
Leon walks in
Naru: OOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!HE'S SOOOOOO HOT!
Keitaro frowns.
Shinobu: AUUUUUUUU!
Su: Hehe he looks a bit like my brother.
Keitaro crashes.
Keitaro: No he doesn't!
Director: Whoa whoa there! Calm down ladies! This isn't the person who will be playing the dwarf. He's just a friend of Daley.
Keitaro: As if it wasn't that obvious! Look how tall he is!
Naru punches him in the face.
Keitaro: PRRUUGGH!!!!!!
Naru: SHUT UP!
Leon: Uh.hi guys. Sorry to disappoint you girls but as you know I'm not playing the seventh dwarf.
Naru: (Disappointed) Oh? Who are you playing then?
Leon chuckles.
Leon: I'm not playing anyone just here to see someone.
He turns to the director.
Leon: Is Priss in here?
Director: Uh sorry no, she's in one of the rooms further down the corridor.
Leon: Ok thanks.
Leon exits towards the door.
Leon: Good luck with the show ladies.
Naru: Wasn't he hot?
Shinobu: Auuuuuuu
Su: Hehe
Keitaro: So who will be playing the seventh dwarf?
Director: Ah! You're question will be answered now That person is coming here right now.
Naru, Shinobu and Su hold their breath thinking it'll be a guy again.
Director: Here's your seventh dwarf.
A short figure walks in.
Grandma Hina: Hello young ladies I will be playing the seventh dwarf.
All the girls crash to the ground while Keitaro drops his jaws to the ground.
Keitaro: GRANDMA?!!!!
Grandma Hina: Hehe
Naru: Uh.wh-why a-are.
Grandma Hina: Hehe, I thought I'd try something new.
Everyone sweatdrops while Kentaro walks in
Kentaro: Hey everyone you're on now!
All the cast and director walk quietly onto the stage behind closed curtains.
Director: OK, remember everyone do your best and try to be as enthusiastic as much as possible, we want to get the audience's attention and keep it, got it?
Keitaro: Got it umm.who's going to play the old hag that the queen turns into?
Director: Oh, don't worry about that I've got that sorted out already on who's playing it.
Naru: Who is it then?
Director: Someone you'll be very surprised by.
Keitaro: I got a bad feeling all of a sudden from what you said.
Priss runs in
Priss: Yo! Sorry for the long wait had a little problem back there.
Kenshin: What was the problem may I ask?
Priss: It's none of your business! So don't ask!
Kenshin: Oro.
Keitaro: Speaking of the queen where is Daley?
Daley walks in
Daley: Hi everyone! Sorry for the wait I had to spend a couple of minutes adjusting to this dress.
Daley spins around in a big long dress with a black cape behind him.
Daley: Don't you think I look good in it?
Everyone except for Priss crashes to the ground who just sweatdrops.
Priss: Yikes.
Director: OK! Positions everyone, let's get this started.
Anime Style
Somewhere backstage in the dressing room
Director: Alright people's! Let's get this show started now. Remember to go to your posi-
Shinobu: Bad news everyone! Mima-san won't be able to make it on time.
Director: WHAT?! Damn! She's one of the main characters in this play and the show is on in 5 minutes! We'll need a replacement.AND FAST, anyone in here knows the Queen's lines?
Everyone sweatdrops
Daley: Heh.I won't mind playing the Queen. I know all of her lines.
Everyone crashes to the ground
Keitaro: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! It's a woman's role your doing here!
Daley turns to Keitaro and smiles
Daley: I don't mind.
Keitaro: ....are you sure you're not-
Naru: Keitaro! Quit your yapping and help me put on this outfit! It's kinda tight on me.
Keitaro: (Gulps) uh.sure.
Keitaro goes and helps Naru put on her outfit only to pull up her dress when zipping it up revealing her panties.
Naru: .YOU!
Keitaro: Wa.wait Nar-
Naru punches Keitaro right across the room making him crash into Kenshin standing in front of a mirror and memorizing his lines
Keitaro: WAAAAHHH!!!!
Kenshin: HEY! What're you doing?! You just made me forget a line!
Keitaro: Sor-Sorry.
Kenshin: Crap! Now I have to start all over again that I do.
Naru: I ask you to do me a simple favor and you use it to feel me up YOU PERVERT!
Keitaro: It wasn't-
Su runs in and jump kicks Keitaro in the face.
Su: Hey Keitaro! Guess what role I'll be playing!
Keitaro: Uh.umm.
Su: I'll be playing one of the seven dwarves! Isn't that cool?
Keitaro sweatdrops
Su: The problem is that we're short one of the dwarves so I came to ask you Keitaro.would you like to play one?
Naru and Keitaro both crash to the ground.
Naru: Su! You know he can't since he's playing the role of the Prince already.
Su: Oh?
Shinobu: That means we're one short of a dwarf who's going to play the seventh one?
Kenshin: I have to say Yahiko would fit perfectly for the seventh dwarf that I do.
Director: Nah, he won't since I asked him earlier but he refused to do it, he'll be in the audience though but anyway I managed to get someone willing to play the last dwarf.
Someone knocks on the door gently
Director: Ah! That'll be that person right now. COME IN!
Keitaro: Oooh is it a cute girl?
Naru: (Excited) No! Will it be a cute boy?
Su: I wonder if that person will be as short as us.
Shinobu: (Shyly) I think it'll be a boy.
Leon walks in
Naru: OOOOOOOHH!!!!!!!HE'S SOOOOOO HOT!
Keitaro frowns.
Shinobu: AUUUUUUUU!
Su: Hehe he looks a bit like my brother.
Keitaro crashes.
Keitaro: No he doesn't!
Director: Whoa whoa there! Calm down ladies! This isn't the person who will be playing the dwarf. He's just a friend of Daley.
Keitaro: As if it wasn't that obvious! Look how tall he is!
Naru punches him in the face.
Keitaro: PRRUUGGH!!!!!!
Naru: SHUT UP!
Leon: Uh.hi guys. Sorry to disappoint you girls but as you know I'm not playing the seventh dwarf.
Naru: (Disappointed) Oh? Who are you playing then?
Leon chuckles.
Leon: I'm not playing anyone just here to see someone.
He turns to the director.
Leon: Is Priss in here?
Director: Uh sorry no, she's in one of the rooms further down the corridor.
Leon: Ok thanks.
Leon exits towards the door.
Leon: Good luck with the show ladies.
Naru: Wasn't he hot?
Shinobu: Auuuuuuu
Su: Hehe
Keitaro: So who will be playing the seventh dwarf?
Director: Ah! You're question will be answered now That person is coming here right now.
Naru, Shinobu and Su hold their breath thinking it'll be a guy again.
Director: Here's your seventh dwarf.
A short figure walks in.
Grandma Hina: Hello young ladies I will be playing the seventh dwarf.
All the girls crash to the ground while Keitaro drops his jaws to the ground.
Keitaro: GRANDMA?!!!!
Grandma Hina: Hehe
Naru: Uh.wh-why a-are.
Grandma Hina: Hehe, I thought I'd try something new.
Everyone sweatdrops while Kentaro walks in
Kentaro: Hey everyone you're on now!
All the cast and director walk quietly onto the stage behind closed curtains.
Director: OK, remember everyone do your best and try to be as enthusiastic as much as possible, we want to get the audience's attention and keep it, got it?
Keitaro: Got it umm.who's going to play the old hag that the queen turns into?
Director: Oh, don't worry about that I've got that sorted out already on who's playing it.
Naru: Who is it then?
Director: Someone you'll be very surprised by.
Keitaro: I got a bad feeling all of a sudden from what you said.
Priss runs in
Priss: Yo! Sorry for the long wait had a little problem back there.
Kenshin: What was the problem may I ask?
Priss: It's none of your business! So don't ask!
Kenshin: Oro.
Keitaro: Speaking of the queen where is Daley?
Daley walks in
Daley: Hi everyone! Sorry for the wait I had to spend a couple of minutes adjusting to this dress.
Daley spins around in a big long dress with a black cape behind him.
Daley: Don't you think I look good in it?
Everyone except for Priss crashes to the ground who just sweatdrops.
Priss: Yikes.
Director: OK! Positions everyone, let's get this started.