Health club
After becoming a successful anime or RPG, the ultimate statement of your achievement is to be accepted at the Anime health club. Needless to say, the club is very exclusive. As we enter our story, the stars of Yu Yu Hakusho have just been admitted.
Botan: Hi welcome to the anime health clu.. oh, HEY! I was wondering when you guys would get here!
Yusuke: Botan?! How did you get here before us?
Botan: Oh, I've been here since the series got off the ground. Same went for Koenma, he's back there. *points toward stationary cycles, where Koenma is having a bit of trouble reaching the pedals*
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei and Kurama: O_O
Yusuke: (coming to his senses) So, uh, what kind of stuff is there to do at this place?
Botan: Well, there's the cardio equipment, the free weights, the group classes, the weight equipment, the snack bar, the juice bar....
Hiei: I think it might be better if we just went and found out.
(The others not their heads, leaving Botan in a ranting state that lasts for hours)
(After taking a look around, the group decides to head off to separate spots)
Yusuke: I'm going to the treadmills, that's a good start.
Kuwabara: That weightlifting class looks pretty easy, still, I'll give it a chance.
Kurama: (Seeing nothing of real interest) Well.. I might as well try.(reads the first thing he sees). kickboxing..not that it's my type of thing..
Hiei: I was expecting a lot more that this, I'm outta here
Yusuke: Hiei! Do you know how difficult it was for me to get the cash for this?
Hiei: If you want me to stay, try and stop me.
(Yusuke looks at Kuwabara, Kuwabara looks at Kurama, Kurama looks back to Yusuke. All three look back at Hiei)
Hiei: That's what I thought.
(Hiei leaves, past the still ranting Botan, The three remaining guys head off to their places. )
(An hour later, the three rendezvous back at the snack bar)
Yusuke: (Icing a huge lump on his forehead) I...hate....treadmills...
Kurama: C'mon Kuwabara, one punch won't hurt, I need to hit something besides a stupid punching bag. They never even let me hit the second replacement.
Kuwabara: (Breathing heavily) No way. I'm too weak.. I don't know how they did it.
Yusuke: ..What?.
Kuwabara: That weightlifting class, it was next to impossible. I don't know how they do it.
Kurama: Sheez, Kuwabara, it couldn't have been that hard.
Kuwabara: IT WAS! There was this kid in there who was lifting at least three times what I was and not even breaking a sweat.
Yusuke: Really?. Who was it?
Kuwabara: I don't. oh, wait, that's the kid, just leaving the weight room now.
Kurama: (Looking over at the door.) THAT'S THE KID? (holding back a laugh) Ok, I'm gonna go talk to this kid and see what's going on.
(Kurama walks over to the door)
Kurama: Hi, I'm Kurama, what's your name
Chii: (Pointing at Kurama) Can't lift that much, can't lift that much
Kurama: Can't lift that much..that's an interesting name.. well it's nice to meet you, Can't lift that much.
(Chii keeps walking towards the exit, calling other random things "Can't lift that much". However, instead of using the door, Chii walks straight through the wall.)
Kurama: I see what he means..
(Kurama comes back to the group, to find Yusuke and Kuwabara with convinced looks on their faces)
Kurama: What?
Yusuke: We're not gonna stay here, it's more dangerous than even doing out own stunts.
Kurama: What? But I wanna stay.. (Puts on Emmy-Award winning puppy dog face)
Yusuke: Fine, you can stay, but me and Kuwabara are going to go find Hiei
Kurama: OK, see ya later.
(Yusuke and Kuwabara head for the exit, passing the still ranting Botan and leaving through Chii's hole in the wall)
Kurama: Now there's gotta be something around here that I can punch...
~End~
After becoming a successful anime or RPG, the ultimate statement of your achievement is to be accepted at the Anime health club. Needless to say, the club is very exclusive. As we enter our story, the stars of Yu Yu Hakusho have just been admitted.
Botan: Hi welcome to the anime health clu.. oh, HEY! I was wondering when you guys would get here!
Yusuke: Botan?! How did you get here before us?
Botan: Oh, I've been here since the series got off the ground. Same went for Koenma, he's back there. *points toward stationary cycles, where Koenma is having a bit of trouble reaching the pedals*
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei and Kurama: O_O
Yusuke: (coming to his senses) So, uh, what kind of stuff is there to do at this place?
Botan: Well, there's the cardio equipment, the free weights, the group classes, the weight equipment, the snack bar, the juice bar....
Hiei: I think it might be better if we just went and found out.
(The others not their heads, leaving Botan in a ranting state that lasts for hours)
(After taking a look around, the group decides to head off to separate spots)
Yusuke: I'm going to the treadmills, that's a good start.
Kuwabara: That weightlifting class looks pretty easy, still, I'll give it a chance.
Kurama: (Seeing nothing of real interest) Well.. I might as well try.(reads the first thing he sees). kickboxing..not that it's my type of thing..
Hiei: I was expecting a lot more that this, I'm outta here
Yusuke: Hiei! Do you know how difficult it was for me to get the cash for this?
Hiei: If you want me to stay, try and stop me.
(Yusuke looks at Kuwabara, Kuwabara looks at Kurama, Kurama looks back to Yusuke. All three look back at Hiei)
Hiei: That's what I thought.
(Hiei leaves, past the still ranting Botan, The three remaining guys head off to their places. )
(An hour later, the three rendezvous back at the snack bar)
Yusuke: (Icing a huge lump on his forehead) I...hate....treadmills...
Kurama: C'mon Kuwabara, one punch won't hurt, I need to hit something besides a stupid punching bag. They never even let me hit the second replacement.
Kuwabara: (Breathing heavily) No way. I'm too weak.. I don't know how they did it.
Yusuke: ..What?.
Kuwabara: That weightlifting class, it was next to impossible. I don't know how they do it.
Kurama: Sheez, Kuwabara, it couldn't have been that hard.
Kuwabara: IT WAS! There was this kid in there who was lifting at least three times what I was and not even breaking a sweat.
Yusuke: Really?. Who was it?
Kuwabara: I don't. oh, wait, that's the kid, just leaving the weight room now.
Kurama: (Looking over at the door.) THAT'S THE KID? (holding back a laugh) Ok, I'm gonna go talk to this kid and see what's going on.
(Kurama walks over to the door)
Kurama: Hi, I'm Kurama, what's your name
Chii: (Pointing at Kurama) Can't lift that much, can't lift that much
Kurama: Can't lift that much..that's an interesting name.. well it's nice to meet you, Can't lift that much.
(Chii keeps walking towards the exit, calling other random things "Can't lift that much". However, instead of using the door, Chii walks straight through the wall.)
Kurama: I see what he means..
(Kurama comes back to the group, to find Yusuke and Kuwabara with convinced looks on their faces)
Kurama: What?
Yusuke: We're not gonna stay here, it's more dangerous than even doing out own stunts.
Kurama: What? But I wanna stay.. (Puts on Emmy-Award winning puppy dog face)
Yusuke: Fine, you can stay, but me and Kuwabara are going to go find Hiei
Kurama: OK, see ya later.
(Yusuke and Kuwabara head for the exit, passing the still ranting Botan and leaving through Chii's hole in the wall)
Kurama: Now there's gotta be something around here that I can punch...
~End~