(Ok, this fic. Is about Hermione/Draco. Once upon a time Draco dumped her RIGHT after graduation. She is working in the Three Broomsticks as a performer and decides to sing a song to HIM about how she feels about how he is. The song is Narcissus by Alanis Morissette)

Hermione sat in the pub sipping on her butter beer. She was having a sudden trip down memory lane. Thinking about her love Draco Malfoy. He had dumped her for Jennifer Coffey. Draco's hair and skin darkened over the years. He was still perfect in… no wait he wasn't perfect at all. Hermione looked at Tom and asked if she could go up and sing her feelings away.

Just then Draco and Jen walked in. Hermione smirked and got on stage.

"I have a song. To my old boyfriend. Draco Malfoy." He looked up while hearing his name. His face paled as he heard the music come on.

~Dear momma's boy I know you've had your butt licked by your mother
I know you've enjoyed all that attention from her
And every woman graced with your presence after
Dear narcissus boy I know you've never really apologized for anything
I know you've never really taken responsibility
I know you've never really listened to a woman

Dear me - show boy I know you're not really into conflict resolution
Or seeing both sides of every equation
Or having an uninterrupted conversation

And any talk of healthiness
And any talk of connectedness
And any talk of resolving this
Leaves you running for the door~

Hermione ran her hand through her hair. Looking over at Draco shaking her head.

~(why why do I try to love you
Try to love you when you really don't want me
To)


Dear egotist boy you've never really had to suffer any consequence
You've never stayed with anyone longer than ten minutes
You'd never understand anyone showing resistance
Dear popular boy I know you're used to getting everything so easily
A stranger to the concept of reciprocity
People honor boys like you in this society

And any talk of selflessness
And any talk of working at this
And any talk of being of service

Leaves you running for the door~

She smiled and slid into a split.

~why why do I try to help you try to help you
When you really don't want me to)

You go back to the women who will dance the dance
You go back to your friends who will lick your ass
You go back to ignoring all the rest of us
You go back to the center of your universe~

She turned around and started to dance before sitting on the edge of the stage.

~Dear self centered boy I don't know why I still feel affected by you
I've never lasted very long with someone like you
I never did although I have to admit I wanted to
Dear magnetic boy you've never been with anyone who doesn't take your shit
You've never been with anyone who's dared to call you on it
I wonder how you'd be if someone were to call you on it

And any talk of willingness
And any talk of both feet in
And any talk of commitment
Leaves you running for the door

(why why do I try to change you try to
Try to change you when you really don't
Want me to)

You go back to the women who will dance the dance
You go back to your friends who will lick your ass
You go back to being so oblivious
You go back to the center of the universe~

She finished dancing and singing. She flipped Jen off and walked over to Tom. Grabbing her beer she paid him and sat in a dark corner.

Draco followed her to her seat. And sat down next to her.

"What the HELL was that about?" He asked her roughly.

"You." She snapped. Slamming her glass on the table and stared into his eyes.

"You dump me for that tramp. Draco we were together for 2 years!" Tears threatened to release as any given moment. He stared at her and shook his head.

"It was stupid I know." He said. Grabbing her hand he raised it to his lips and kissed it.

"I am Draco Malfoy. I would love for you to accompany me to the Malfoy Manner Ball." He stated. More like ordered.

"What about Jennifer?" Hermione spit out her name as if it was poison. It might as well be.

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