Here we are, second chapter to my excel ficcy! Which has violence in it so if you don't like to see blood, then don't read! And excuse my dumb and ridiculous humor but this chapter may be sort of serious. It's dedicated to Oshan and her sadness about her parents!...

And if anyone can really tell me the TRUE gender of Menchi, I'll be greatful because it's been awhile since I"ve watch the whole 6 DVDs and I knew it said something about Menchi's gender

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Something like this=this is when Sumiyoshi's talking

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Disclaimer: I don't own Excel Saga!!

Excel and Hyatt decided to show Eris around F City as Oshan was left behind in the apartment to maybe...hang around a bit?

She sat there at the table wiping her guns as little ol' Menchi came over to her wondering what she was doing. Out of all the people that showed it kindness and not wanting to try to eat him, Oshan was the nice one so he thought he should be friendly. But when she pointed her gun at him he instantly started screaming and freaking out.

"It's just a dog..."she thought as she didn't mean to aim it at him. She put the gun on the table and got up as Menchi stopped freaking out and watched her. Oshan looked in the fridge to see if there was anything eatable even though they just ate like half an hour ago and took out a can of tuna. That's what basically was in there anyway.

She took a bowl and opened it and poured the smelly, gooey contents in and added a little milk to it and she gave it to the little dog to eat.

Menchi, hesitant at first, but gradually ate it and barked happily as Oshan began to pet it again.

"They use you as an emergency food supply, don't they?" she asked him as she petted him repeatedly.

"reow?" the animal looked up at the girl with no emotion on her face.But then it came back to eating it's food.

She then stood up which the dog halted it's eating.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Oshan reached into her pocket and took the compact make-up communicator out. "Yes?"

It was Ilpalazzo. Somehow, with out Excel's notice, he gave her a communicator just for her. If Excel had it, we all knew what she would do with it....

"Oshan, listen up!"

"Yes, Ilpalazzo, sir?"

"Someone at the F City F Prefecture office is starting to find out about us...(It's not those guys)" His image started to put a shirt over it's big broad shoulders but had a hard time to get it on.

"Sir, you need to take those shoulders off first," Oshan told him.

"Huh? Oh yes," as he started to take Oshan's word and started to re-change his clothes, "A-Anyway—You are to kill him at once. Anyone who stands in your way, you will kill them!"

"Understood....you want this to be a free killing?"

Ilpalazzo looked at her as he put his glasses on. "I guess Excel and Eris would be nagging on you for not getting any money so.....how's 2,000 yen?"

"Fair enough" She shut her communicator off, grabbed her gun and ran out the door with Menchi following up behind her.

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The great leader of ACROSS sighed. "There goes the electric bill."

And off went the lights.

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Oshan made her way out the door when the next door neighbors were having trouble with the living arrangements...as always.

"Damn it! I can't take you guys anymore! You two work at the same job as I do. Why eat my food paid by my money?!"

"It's just a way to save us money," Iwata insisted. "You never know when I could meet a pretty girl.

Like that could happen

"Well it could!"

Watanabe growling at the grown sight of his roommates when Oshan caught his eye as she jumped over the railing with Menchi.

"WHa?!"

"Whoa-ho! Great jump there for a kid and it's dog!"

She must be quite the athlete. I don't know about the dog...

            "But she came out of Miss Ayasugi's apartment!"

Maybe that's her little sister?

"She never mentioned anything about a sister you moron!"

The short Roppenmatsu had just ran out of her apartment to smell the fresh air when she sort of freaked out when a girl and a dog landed in front of her. The girl turned to the mechanical one. "Sorry," she apologized as she ran.

A big question mark appears on top of her head. "What a weird girl...Roppenmatsu must find who she is!"

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"And here's the nearest café which I hardly go to since we're busy with ACROSS and stuff," Excel looked pretty exhausted since she was showing them around crawling on her hands and legs.

"We could stop at the café if you want, cousin," Eris insisted. "I do have money."

"YOU DO?!" The wobbly paper like Excel took her full form. "THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!"

Eris looked, "But where's Hyatt?"

"Eh?" Excel looked and realized red lines coming from the figure where Hyatt used to be. "HYATT!!!"

The wind blew as Hyatt's body rolled by like tumbleweed.

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Oshan, having the first sight into F City asked around where The Department of City Security was and finally she found it.

She stood there before it with Menchi who was just looking at her wondering what she was about to do.

With all her courage and might...the girl walked in as the silly kid Roppenmatsu followed her in.

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"Sir, I'm in the building but what section is this person in?"

"His name is Demona Tykoko, age 32. Kill him and I will award you."

"Right..." She shut her communicator and ran on with Menchi following behind her.

"Kill?..." The Roppenmatsu blinked in confusion.

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"This'll be cake! Once I send this top secret info of the top secret ideological organization of ACROSS, the boss will award me for this one!"

An office, smelling of what seemed to be cigarette smoke and rotten fish, came to Oshan's nose as she held her gun against her chest and waited for a right time. No emotion on her face whatsoever. Menchi was waiting for her near the plant as it looked up when and saw the young girl.

"A gun?"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Yeah, yeah, it's open."

The 13 year old made her entrance and when Demona looked her frowned, "Oh, it's a kid. What do you want? Lost your mommy?"

No reply. She just held her gun up as it cocked.

"WHOOOOAAA! A GUNN!!!" pointed the man. "What are you going to do with that?"

BANG BANG!

The whole office heard that and when they all entered Tykoko's office, they all gasped at the sight of a dead Demona and a shot computer screen. No one was here though...

The young robot leaned over to see what happened, "Was it her?"

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           Oshan only knew how to disappear into thin air when it comes to this, so she reappeared in the alley way  as Menchi ran to her barking.

            Strange dog...how'd it get down here so fast?

And off they walked.

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            Eris was quite freaked out as Excel's bulging stomach would almost knock down the table as Miss Hyatt laid on the table dead as usual.

            Man...I'm glad I'm not related to her...She thought.

Hyatt suddenly came back alive from somewhere and wiped the trickle of blood coming from her mouth as she pointed out, "Isn't that Senior Oshan walking by herself over there?"

            "Huh?"

Both of the girls saw it was the depressed looking 13 year old would walk with Menchi slowly behind her.

            "YOO-HOO! Oshan!" Excel used some of her weak strength to call her younger cousin out which caught her attention. The brunette looked over their way as Menchi looked and screamed when he saw the still hungry look on Excel's face.

            "Don't worry, she already filled herself up," Oshan told (it's a him right? MEnchi's a guy even though it sound like a girl.) him as she looked to cross the street.

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The 3 ladies looked at Oshan who hardly ever touched her piece of cake. She just sipped away at her juice as she continued to look onto on going traffic.This made Excel Excel sort of worried.

            "Eris..." she whispered in as both Hyatt and herself leaned over to her, "Why's Oshan so depressed all the time? I mean the girl could get laid for all she cared and still be depressed!"

            "Yes..." Eris took a sip of her soda and sat back straight in her chair. "We really don't talk about it much..."

"Talk about it, talk about it!" Roppenmatsu(remember, it's the short one that I've been talking about!) thought as a was strumming from her back and her mechanical cat ears extended upward to listen at their conversation.

"She's been like this for 10 years now," Eris told them.

            "10 years?" repeated Excel. "But wasn't that when..."

"Yeah, when our parents were brutally murdered in front of us...."

*FLASHBACK*

            It was like all the surroundings disappeared and it was filled with a memory of the two.

Two girls were holding one another, the taller 8 year old blonde was holding onto her sister who was holding onto a teddy as their eyes were widened watching an awful member of The department of City Security personnel kill their parents. The older girl was scared as at that time, the little one didn't show any emotion at all. They were both scared beyond belief...

            The girls at the table looked in horror as the massive shooting continued Excel covered her eyes as she never seen such brutality in her life.

            Nabeshin was watching from a table crying his eyes out as were the Puuchuu's at the other table.

Roppenmatsu was looking around at the sight and felt sad herself.

            END FLASH BACK!

The memory turned back into the café and street corner as the ones who disappeared wondered where they were sent for those vile few moments.

            "Ohthatissosad!Whydidn'tyoutellmeaboutthatwhenitfirsthappened???" Excel started to pound her fists on the table followed by a stream of tears when Hyatt looked over at the young girl. "So Senior Oshan has been this stigmatized and quiet ever since?"

            "Mhm..." Eris nodded as she looked at her sister. "The thing is, she became a ruthless killer after that...and she doesn't show emotion on who she kills...that's the thing."

            Excel suddenly stopped crying and looked up, "Now that's creepy."

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            Well, that was serious for a moment but don't worry, the insanity will now resume next chapter!

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