A/N: Before I begin, I'd like to give a big thank you to digi Chris, who emailed me recently about KF (I very rarely check my email some days), and, basically, he said I should repost KF regardless of FF.net, so... Thank you!
There's a bright sun in the sky, and birds are doing... something. I don't particularly want to know what.
Anyway, our hero yawns, leans back, and sees... THE EVIL MARY SUE, SPAWN OF SATAN! Or, in other words, Kairi.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kairi laughed, looking down on her poor victim.
"Gimme a break, Kairi." He said, shaking his head.
"Sora, you lazy bum. I knew that I'd find you snoozing down here... hey, what's this?" She pointed to a magazine Sora was sitting on.
Sora pulled it out and his jaw dropped.
Kairi's did, too. "It has Riku's name on it!"
They both stared at the Playboy.
"Enough of that..." Kairi muttered, hoping to change the subject.
"Yes." Sora nodded, and threw it away. "Anyway, this huge black thing swallowed me up! I couldn't breathe, I couldn't---"
"Sora, do your parents know about this?" She asked.
"What?"
She laughed. "You need help, my friend!"
Sora screwed his face up. "No I don't! What was that place? So bizarre..."
"Yeah, sure. Tell it to the shrink!"
Sora, who tried to not look hurt, changed the subject again. "Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like?"
"I've told you before, dumbass, I don't remember!"
"But wouldn't you like to go see it?" Sora asked.
"Why? I'm happy here. But... I guess so." Kairi shrugged.
"I'd like to see it too! Along with any other worlds out there. I wanna see 'em all!" Guess who had too many cokes today?
"Sora, I said I gu-"
Riku (an older boy with pretty light blue hair) walked up on them. "Hey, aren't you guys forgetting about me? So, I guess I'm the only one working on the raft."
Riku walked forward, threw the log he carried at Sora, who... failed to catch it.
As usual when people don't catch things, he got knocked out. And damn, that looks painful!
"Whoops!" Riku said sheepishly, then turned to Kairi. "You're as lazy as he is!"
"Argh! No I'm not!" She yelled and started beating him with the log.
"OW! OW! STOP IT!" This, my friends, is why we don't mess with Kairi. She has POWERS.
A wee bit later, when the two boys are conscious...
"I'll race you!" Kairi yelled into their ears.
Sora abruptly passed out again and Riku attempted to kick her. "Are you KIDDING?!"
Sora slightly woke up. "Wha?"
"C'mon!" Riku yelled and took off, with Sora VERY close behind, and Kairi REEEEALLLY far behind.
Anyway, Sora then talks to Kairi.
"So, you can get everything... are you even LISTENING TO ME?!" She screamed at him.
"Uh... is that a trick question?"
Anyway, to keep the rating, let's just skip forward a bit...
"So, if you did manage to get to a new world, what would you do there?" Kairi asked that evening, as they sat by the paopu tree.
Riku shrugged. "Turn evil, try to kill Sora, lose my heart to darkness... You know, the usual."
The other two nodded, understanding.
A/N: More shall come soon...
There's a bright sun in the sky, and birds are doing... something. I don't particularly want to know what.
Anyway, our hero yawns, leans back, and sees... THE EVIL MARY SUE, SPAWN OF SATAN! Or, in other words, Kairi.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kairi laughed, looking down on her poor victim.
"Gimme a break, Kairi." He said, shaking his head.
"Sora, you lazy bum. I knew that I'd find you snoozing down here... hey, what's this?" She pointed to a magazine Sora was sitting on.
Sora pulled it out and his jaw dropped.
Kairi's did, too. "It has Riku's name on it!"
They both stared at the Playboy.
"Enough of that..." Kairi muttered, hoping to change the subject.
"Yes." Sora nodded, and threw it away. "Anyway, this huge black thing swallowed me up! I couldn't breathe, I couldn't---"
"Sora, do your parents know about this?" She asked.
"What?"
She laughed. "You need help, my friend!"
Sora screwed his face up. "No I don't! What was that place? So bizarre..."
"Yeah, sure. Tell it to the shrink!"
Sora, who tried to not look hurt, changed the subject again. "Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like?"
"I've told you before, dumbass, I don't remember!"
"But wouldn't you like to go see it?" Sora asked.
"Why? I'm happy here. But... I guess so." Kairi shrugged.
"I'd like to see it too! Along with any other worlds out there. I wanna see 'em all!" Guess who had too many cokes today?
"Sora, I said I gu-"
Riku (an older boy with pretty light blue hair) walked up on them. "Hey, aren't you guys forgetting about me? So, I guess I'm the only one working on the raft."
Riku walked forward, threw the log he carried at Sora, who... failed to catch it.
As usual when people don't catch things, he got knocked out. And damn, that looks painful!
"Whoops!" Riku said sheepishly, then turned to Kairi. "You're as lazy as he is!"
"Argh! No I'm not!" She yelled and started beating him with the log.
"OW! OW! STOP IT!" This, my friends, is why we don't mess with Kairi. She has POWERS.
A wee bit later, when the two boys are conscious...
"I'll race you!" Kairi yelled into their ears.
Sora abruptly passed out again and Riku attempted to kick her. "Are you KIDDING?!"
Sora slightly woke up. "Wha?"
"C'mon!" Riku yelled and took off, with Sora VERY close behind, and Kairi REEEEALLLY far behind.
Anyway, Sora then talks to Kairi.
"So, you can get everything... are you even LISTENING TO ME?!" She screamed at him.
"Uh... is that a trick question?"
Anyway, to keep the rating, let's just skip forward a bit...
"So, if you did manage to get to a new world, what would you do there?" Kairi asked that evening, as they sat by the paopu tree.
Riku shrugged. "Turn evil, try to kill Sora, lose my heart to darkness... You know, the usual."
The other two nodded, understanding.
A/N: More shall come soon...