A/N: I must apologise for this chapter (even though I know you've seen most of it before). If any of you have gone through the Hades Cup with just Sora at 3 in the morning, and on an extremely high sugar/caffeine dose, you'll know what state of mind I'm in right now.
Donald Duck walked through the halls of the castle (I don't know about that either), as brooms went past.
He walked through a door and into the King's throne room.
"Good morning your majesty, it's nice to see you- WHAT!?!"
The King wasn't there. But Pluto was.
He crossed his arms (THE DUCK HAS ARMS?!). "Pluto, did you eat the King again?!"
Pluto gave him a letter.
Donald read it, gasped, and ran off.
In the courtyard...
"Goofy, we've got a problem!"
His comrade merely snored.
"GOOFY, GET YOUR **** **** OF THE **** GROUND NOW!" Donald had less patience than Words (and that's really saying something).
Goofy continued to snore.
Donald cast Fire on Goofy.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goofy flew about six feet into the air, then fell on Donald, who promptly pushed him off.
"Goofy, we've got a problem! It's top secret!"
Goofy scratched his head. "Queen Minnie? Daisy?"
Donald shook his head. "No, this isn't about when we spied on them in the showers! This is-"
"G'morning, ladies!" Goofy said, waving.
Donald turned around to see Daisy and Queen Minnie. "Oh, ****."
Back on Destiny Islands...
Sora jumped up to the dock, but missed and fell in the water. "Not again! Mom's gonna kill me! Wait... Aha!" He jumped up and ran to the shore. "My clothes don't get wet!"
So Sora ran off to see Kairi.
"Do you know where Riku is?" She asked.
Sora nodded. "Yeah, he's over at-"
"Let me rephrase that." Kairi sighed, "YOU go find him, I'll follow."
"Yes, ma'am..." And off he went to where he saw Riku.
Riku was... 'busy' when Sora found him. "Whaaat?" He growled, hiding a play... girl?! These people need help.
"Uh... About the raft..." The younger boy stammered.
"Let's call it "Playboy of the month"." Riku grinned.
Sora shrugged. "What's wrong with Excalibur?"
"Let's..." Riku began, and Kairi (HISSS) walked up on them.
"Are you two at it again? Ok, on my count! 3, 2-"
Sora screamed in fury. "HEY!"
Riku had taken off, but Sora was now close behind him, until he fell off the unstable peice of bridge ("DAMNIT!"). Luckily, however, Sora had already ridden the flying fox before the race, so he had a head start, running and running...
Until something slammed into his back. That "something" was Riku, who then got off the probably paralyzed Sora and finished the race.
"I can't feel anything! RIKUUUU! KAIRIIIIII! HELP MEEEEE!"
Kairi was busy filing her nails and Riku was... looking at secret shower pictures of someone.
"THAT'S not in the script!" He growled.
//So?//
"Hey! You're back!"
//Yep.//
Sora waited. "Damn, I wanted to poke Words again..." He got up. "Hey, I'm not paralyzed anymore! WHEEEE!" He then ran into a coconut tree, and... fell.
Leon appeared out of nowhere. "Sora, you must use the Deadratbl-"
"AHHH! I'M SEEING THINGS AGAIN!" Sora screamed, and attacked imaginary Leon with his wooden sword.
Imaginary Leon disappeared.
So, after Sora helped Kairi paint her nails BRIGHT neon purple ("My EYES! They BURN!" ), and had pried Riku away from the photos ("HEY, THESE LOOK LIKE ME!), he asked if there was anything he needed to do.
Kairi thought for a moment. "Well, we need food- Sora?"
At the mention of 'food', the brown haired boy had taken off... even though he didn't know what he was supposed to get.
"Coconuts... fish... drinking water... mushrooms... seagull egg!" He decided, and went off to get it all...
"GIVE ME YELLOW COCONUTS!" He yelled to the coconut trees.
"TIDUS, LEAVE THE FISHIES ALONE!" He yelled to Tidus.
"YUMMY FRESH SPRING WATER! Best by date tomorrow!" He yelled to no one in particular.
"THAT'S MEH EGG NOW, STUPID SEAGULL! ... Oh, sorry Selphie!"
After being zapped to fighting a weird dragon (and being killed, oddly enough), he was about to return to Kairi when- "Oh no! The mushrooms!"
As if it were a matter of life and death (which it was), he went to find the mushrooms. He had almost got them all when...
"I've come to see the door to this world."
"Eh?!" Sora jumped up from collecting (aka. eating) a mushroom when someone behind him spoke, causing his already damaged head to bump on a rock.
"This world has been connected." The robed person said.
"Oh! You're from one of those telephone companies, aren't you! Look, how many times do we have to tell you, WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN RINGING 'A GRABBER' OR SOME OTHER WEIRDO PLACE FOR 20 MUNNI A DAY!"
The person decided to ignore that comment (but who wouldn't?). "Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed."
"I KNEW IT! Telephone companies ARE evil!"
The person didn't move, or show any sign of anger. "You do not yet know what lies beyond the door."
Sora frowned. "No shit sherlock! There's no ****ing handle!"
"There is very much to learn. You understand so little."
"Unn-dar-stan-dd..." Sora sounded the long word out slowly and carefully.
"A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
"I know something! Two plus two makes four hundred and twenty seven point nine!" The boy pouted. He briefly looked towards the door, which he had once carved "SORA WUZ HERE" onto. When he looked back, the weird person was gone.
"... Oh well. I'd better be going back." And off he went.
"Hi, Sora!" Kairi called, while making a necklace of thalassa shells. He gave her the stuff, and she gave him a Hi-Potion (what a ripoff!).
"Kairi, I'm allergic to seagull eggs!" He growled, and stormed off.
"Sora?" She asked, just as he almost left hearing range.
"Yeah?"
"No you're not."
He stood there for a second. "Yeah, I know."
A few hours later, when Riku had gone off to play Tekken back on the unseen home island, Sora and Kairi sat on the dock, watching the sun go down.
"You know, Riku has changed." Kairi said, looking skywards.
Sora gave her a sideways glance. "But we went through pu-"
The girl sighed. "That's not what I meant! He stares out at the sea all the time!
"Oh, he's only looking for his Playboy Special Christmas Edition."
She shrugged. "Well... Don't ever change, Sora."
"I can change if I want to!" He declared, jumped in his boat, and rowed back to the unseen home island.
Kairi groaned, shaking her head. "I live on an island full of idiots..." She then looked around. "TIDUS, LEAVE THE DAMNED FISH ALONE!"
A/N: Yawnnnn... Sleep, I need.
Donald Duck walked through the halls of the castle (I don't know about that either), as brooms went past.
He walked through a door and into the King's throne room.
"Good morning your majesty, it's nice to see you- WHAT!?!"
The King wasn't there. But Pluto was.
He crossed his arms (THE DUCK HAS ARMS?!). "Pluto, did you eat the King again?!"
Pluto gave him a letter.
Donald read it, gasped, and ran off.
In the courtyard...
"Goofy, we've got a problem!"
His comrade merely snored.
"GOOFY, GET YOUR **** **** OF THE **** GROUND NOW!" Donald had less patience than Words (and that's really saying something).
Goofy continued to snore.
Donald cast Fire on Goofy.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goofy flew about six feet into the air, then fell on Donald, who promptly pushed him off.
"Goofy, we've got a problem! It's top secret!"
Goofy scratched his head. "Queen Minnie? Daisy?"
Donald shook his head. "No, this isn't about when we spied on them in the showers! This is-"
"G'morning, ladies!" Goofy said, waving.
Donald turned around to see Daisy and Queen Minnie. "Oh, ****."
Back on Destiny Islands...
Sora jumped up to the dock, but missed and fell in the water. "Not again! Mom's gonna kill me! Wait... Aha!" He jumped up and ran to the shore. "My clothes don't get wet!"
So Sora ran off to see Kairi.
"Do you know where Riku is?" She asked.
Sora nodded. "Yeah, he's over at-"
"Let me rephrase that." Kairi sighed, "YOU go find him, I'll follow."
"Yes, ma'am..." And off he went to where he saw Riku.
Riku was... 'busy' when Sora found him. "Whaaat?" He growled, hiding a play... girl?! These people need help.
"Uh... About the raft..." The younger boy stammered.
"Let's call it "Playboy of the month"." Riku grinned.
Sora shrugged. "What's wrong with Excalibur?"
"Let's..." Riku began, and Kairi (HISSS) walked up on them.
"Are you two at it again? Ok, on my count! 3, 2-"
Sora screamed in fury. "HEY!"
Riku had taken off, but Sora was now close behind him, until he fell off the unstable peice of bridge ("DAMNIT!"). Luckily, however, Sora had already ridden the flying fox before the race, so he had a head start, running and running...
Until something slammed into his back. That "something" was Riku, who then got off the probably paralyzed Sora and finished the race.
"I can't feel anything! RIKUUUU! KAIRIIIIII! HELP MEEEEE!"
Kairi was busy filing her nails and Riku was... looking at secret shower pictures of someone.
"THAT'S not in the script!" He growled.
//So?//
"Hey! You're back!"
//Yep.//
Sora waited. "Damn, I wanted to poke Words again..." He got up. "Hey, I'm not paralyzed anymore! WHEEEE!" He then ran into a coconut tree, and... fell.
Leon appeared out of nowhere. "Sora, you must use the Deadratbl-"
"AHHH! I'M SEEING THINGS AGAIN!" Sora screamed, and attacked imaginary Leon with his wooden sword.
Imaginary Leon disappeared.
So, after Sora helped Kairi paint her nails BRIGHT neon purple ("My EYES! They BURN!" ), and had pried Riku away from the photos ("HEY, THESE LOOK LIKE ME!), he asked if there was anything he needed to do.
Kairi thought for a moment. "Well, we need food- Sora?"
At the mention of 'food', the brown haired boy had taken off... even though he didn't know what he was supposed to get.
"Coconuts... fish... drinking water... mushrooms... seagull egg!" He decided, and went off to get it all...
"GIVE ME YELLOW COCONUTS!" He yelled to the coconut trees.
"TIDUS, LEAVE THE FISHIES ALONE!" He yelled to Tidus.
"YUMMY FRESH SPRING WATER! Best by date tomorrow!" He yelled to no one in particular.
"THAT'S MEH EGG NOW, STUPID SEAGULL! ... Oh, sorry Selphie!"
After being zapped to fighting a weird dragon (and being killed, oddly enough), he was about to return to Kairi when- "Oh no! The mushrooms!"
As if it were a matter of life and death (which it was), he went to find the mushrooms. He had almost got them all when...
"I've come to see the door to this world."
"Eh?!" Sora jumped up from collecting (aka. eating) a mushroom when someone behind him spoke, causing his already damaged head to bump on a rock.
"This world has been connected." The robed person said.
"Oh! You're from one of those telephone companies, aren't you! Look, how many times do we have to tell you, WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN RINGING 'A GRABBER' OR SOME OTHER WEIRDO PLACE FOR 20 MUNNI A DAY!"
The person decided to ignore that comment (but who wouldn't?). "Tied to the darkness... soon to be completely eclipsed."
"I KNEW IT! Telephone companies ARE evil!"
The person didn't move, or show any sign of anger. "You do not yet know what lies beyond the door."
Sora frowned. "No shit sherlock! There's no ****ing handle!"
"There is very much to learn. You understand so little."
"Unn-dar-stan-dd..." Sora sounded the long word out slowly and carefully.
"A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing."
"I know something! Two plus two makes four hundred and twenty seven point nine!" The boy pouted. He briefly looked towards the door, which he had once carved "SORA WUZ HERE" onto. When he looked back, the weird person was gone.
"... Oh well. I'd better be going back." And off he went.
"Hi, Sora!" Kairi called, while making a necklace of thalassa shells. He gave her the stuff, and she gave him a Hi-Potion (what a ripoff!).
"Kairi, I'm allergic to seagull eggs!" He growled, and stormed off.
"Sora?" She asked, just as he almost left hearing range.
"Yeah?"
"No you're not."
He stood there for a second. "Yeah, I know."
A few hours later, when Riku had gone off to play Tekken back on the unseen home island, Sora and Kairi sat on the dock, watching the sun go down.
"You know, Riku has changed." Kairi said, looking skywards.
Sora gave her a sideways glance. "But we went through pu-"
The girl sighed. "That's not what I meant! He stares out at the sea all the time!
"Oh, he's only looking for his Playboy Special Christmas Edition."
She shrugged. "Well... Don't ever change, Sora."
"I can change if I want to!" He declared, jumped in his boat, and rowed back to the unseen home island.
Kairi groaned, shaking her head. "I live on an island full of idiots..." She then looked around. "TIDUS, LEAVE THE DAMNED FISH ALONE!"
A/N: Yawnnnn... Sleep, I need.