"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" the Blossom and Buttercup
screamed. Cloud and Sephiroth charged at them as the Blossom and Buttercup
flew up to evade them. Cloud pulled up and with a swift buckle of his wing
he passed them. Cloud rammed his sword through the green powerpuff girl.
She died immediately as blood splattered the now destroyed city.
"Is that all you can take?" Cloud yelled at the two parts of Buttercup.
Bubbles watched in horror, again, as the guts of Buttercup fell to the
ground, probably on the head of some unsuspecting townsperson.
"You kill these things too fast!!!!!! You've got to play with them
first!!!! LIKE THIS!!!!!!!" Sephiroth kicked Blossom hard in the gut.
"Uggggg...!!!!" She cried. Sephiroth grabbed her hair and gave her a too
close cut, causing her scalp to bleed. "My head!!!! Oh, no my hair is
ruined!!!" Cloud and Sephiroth stared at the bleeding girl.
"You aren't even that vain Seph!!!!" Cloud said the wrong thing. She
started to cry.
"***** kid, now what shall I do to you? Cut out your eyes? Or chop off you
head and use it for kickball?"
"It is not round anymore." Cloud pointed out, "You would have a hard time
playing."
"Shut it, boy!" Sephiroth cracked his knuckles, "Now girl, lets see how
loud you can scream.hehehe." He grabbed herby the neck and started to make
long deep cuts, one by one. Unfortunately for Blossom Sephiroth
overestimated her strength and sliced her in half.
"See, it is not hard to do."
"Shut up, Cloud. Does that mouth of yours ever stay shut??"
"Nope!" Cloud smirked.
"What did I do to deserve this?"
"Well."
"SHUT YOUR TRAP! Now, what to do with the blue one?"
"Kill her."
"Well that is obvious, but what should we DO??"
"I like Knights of the Round."
"Haven't I told you? THAT IS TOO **** STRONG!!!"
"But.but."
"I will kick your butt if you don't stop ******* around!"
"I am not '******* around' as you said! Knights of the Round kills things
fast!"
"Umm.Mr... Sephiroth.and.Mr... uh.... Cutie?" Bubbles began but stopped as
she saw a look of pure hatred come over Cloud's face. She saw Sephiroth was
trying not to laugh. "Th-that's your name. right??"
"You *** ***** little brat!!!!! MY NAME IS NOT CUTIE!!!! You. are. so.
dead." Cloud fumed. Sephiroth was now laughing openly.
"Well.. ummmm.." Bubbles stuttered "Mr.... ummmmmm... Cutie? I would sort
of like to live." Sephiroth was now holding his ribs, trying not to cry.
"MY NAME IS CLOUD!!!!!! LIKE THE FRIGGING FLUFFY THINGS IN THE SKY!!!!!!!
*=O*" At this Sephiroth began to laughing even harder.
"HAHAHA.... You are a fluffy thing in the sky, HAHAHAH!!*=-D*!!"
"***** YOU ALL!!!!!!! *=O*"
"Ummmmm.... Can I go home, please??????" Bubbles gasped.
"NO!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO PAY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Don't worry Cloud, she's all yours!!! Hahahahaha! After all she does call
you cutie!!!!!"
"********** ***********!!!!!!!" Cloud was really getting mad "Hehehhee..
hehehheehheee.... HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!"
"What is so funny?"
"Hehehheheheh..... heheheheheheh. now ***** it is time to die...
hehehehehe..."
"He has lost it..." Sephiroth muttered, "This could get ugly.."
"Hahahah HAHAHAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!" Cloud laughed as be Omnislashed the ****
out of Bubbles. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!" Cloud was now Omnislashing a very
mangled corps that was sending organs, bones and blood everywhere.
"YEESH MAN!!! STOP!! YOUR GETTING THE **** ON ME!!!!" Just as Sephiroth
finished his sentence part of Bubbles arm hit him in the face. "***** I
think I am going to vomit.. uuuuuuggggggggg...." Sephiroth looked down at
the arm, still twitching with parts of bone sticking out.
"TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE *********!!!!! GWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!" Cloud turned to
look at Sephiroth. He was drenched in blood and guts. "Hey, would you mind
postponing our fight and Meteor while I take a shower?"
Sephiroth was stunned. All he could say was "Yeah... I think."
"Thanks!!" Cloud flew down into some poor townsperson's house and asked to
use their shower while Sephiroth cursed his stupidity. Then he looked down
at his own clothing. It too, had been drenched in blood and gore. Then he
did vomit. "I need to shower.. uuuuuuggggggg." he stated between gasps for
air. Sephiroth flew down to another person's house. At the sight of the
bloody, vomit covered flying man the woman fainted. When he finished his
shower Sephiroth cursed for his having to use the raspberry scented
shampoo. Cloud walked out of the other house, towel hanging on his neck as
he fluffed his hair, trying to get the blond spikes back to perfection.
