A/N: Be in for a surprise...
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING. I don't own KH, I don't own Prince, I don't own... anything else, and if there's anything I missed, I don't own that either.
Back at the palace...
//Donald,
I regret to inform you that I had to blow you all off because these stars have been disappearing recently. I believe it may only be that stuff Pluto made me smoke, but I'm not taking any chances.
There's a "rat" somewhere... We need that rat. And no, I've already checked all the ones in the castle. Go to Traverse Town to find Leon. But don't tell him who sent you (I owe him some money).
P.S.: Take the blame from Minnie for me, 'kay?// Prince's (The artist formerly known as dude) symbol was at the bottom.
"What could this mean?" Daisy asled.
Minnie, who strangling Donald, shrugged. "It means we'll just have to... DIE, BITCH!" She thwapped Donald over the head "... Trust the king."
Daisy nodded. "And he's going with you."
"Who?" Goofy asked, eating his nose.
"That cockroach you just stepped on."
Goofy looked at the underside of his shoe. "Gah hyuck!"
The cockroach fell off and died (YAY!).
Anyway, more stuff happens (I don't find those people very interesting), and they go off to Traverse Town. Meanwhile, it's night at Destiny Islands...
Sora jumped out of bed in a flash. "A STORM! ... ... ... ... OH, ****! THE RAFT!" He randomly jumped out the window, and... fell.' "I CAN'T FEEL MY SPLEEN!" He slid off the rock he had landed on.
Anyway, he made it off the unseen island and on to the one with the raft.
"Their boats!" He wondered aloud.
Anyway, Sora runs around, and finds Kairi.
//DAMNIT, you're meant to find Riku first!// Words had appeared out of nowhere (like he/she/it always did).
Sora pouted. "AIEEE! I wanna find Kairi!"
Kairi looked at him. "Sora..." And she disappeared.
//NOW look what you did! ... Go, find Riku, then!//
"YAY!" And off the boy went...
Riku stood on the wee raised bit of the island. "The door has opened, Sora!"
Sora scratched his head. "But I thought I was meant to be the one to open the door!"
//Different door!//
"AHHHH! There's too many doors!" The brunette screamed.
"I'm not afraid of the darkness!" Riku said.
"If you're talking about that time I wet my pants 'cause you turned off all the lights... That was AGES ago!"
Riku raised an eyebrow. "It was last week!"
"Well, still..." Sora blushed.
//Just get this damned conversation over with!//
Riku grinned (evilly). "There's something I have to do first..."
And he pounced on Sora, who screamed in surprise of the sudden attack.
...
//Okay, just get up, damnit. We have a schedule, y'know!//
Riku and Sora got up, their clothing torn.
//Now SURRENDER TO THE DARKNESS, and get this thing over with!//
Darkness stuff came up and swallowed Riku and Sora. Sora appeared again, but held a dead rat shaped like a normal key.
//Deadratblade... Deadratblade...//
"Alrighty then..." He shrugged, and ran around, killing the shadows.
Darkside appeared again.
"I thought I killed you!"
"|\|0 \/\/4'/, |)00|)!" [For those of you who can't translate l33t: No way, dude!]
"Yes way!"
"|\||_||-|-|_||-|!" [Nuh-uh!]
Sora sighed. "Do I have to fight you AGAIN?!"
"|)00|), | \/\/4|\|7 j00|2 |)34|)|247814|)3!" [Dude, I want your Deadratblade!]
"You can have it!" He insisted.
//No, dumbass! Fight him and we can get this scene over with!//
Sora attacked Darkside a few times, when the mega weird swirly thing in the sky started sucking them up.
"0|-| 5|-||7...!" [Oh shit...!] Darkside yelled, and was swallowed.
Sora tried to grab something, but he, too, was sucked into the vaccum cleaner in the sky...
Thus did his adventure begin.
A/N: A big thanks to all of you!
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING. I don't own KH, I don't own Prince, I don't own... anything else, and if there's anything I missed, I don't own that either.
Back at the palace...
//Donald,
I regret to inform you that I had to blow you all off because these stars have been disappearing recently. I believe it may only be that stuff Pluto made me smoke, but I'm not taking any chances.
There's a "rat" somewhere... We need that rat. And no, I've already checked all the ones in the castle. Go to Traverse Town to find Leon. But don't tell him who sent you (I owe him some money).
P.S.: Take the blame from Minnie for me, 'kay?// Prince's (The artist formerly known as dude) symbol was at the bottom.
"What could this mean?" Daisy asled.
Minnie, who strangling Donald, shrugged. "It means we'll just have to... DIE, BITCH!" She thwapped Donald over the head "... Trust the king."
Daisy nodded. "And he's going with you."
"Who?" Goofy asked, eating his nose.
"That cockroach you just stepped on."
Goofy looked at the underside of his shoe. "Gah hyuck!"
The cockroach fell off and died (YAY!).
Anyway, more stuff happens (I don't find those people very interesting), and they go off to Traverse Town. Meanwhile, it's night at Destiny Islands...
Sora jumped out of bed in a flash. "A STORM! ... ... ... ... OH, ****! THE RAFT!" He randomly jumped out the window, and... fell.' "I CAN'T FEEL MY SPLEEN!" He slid off the rock he had landed on.
Anyway, he made it off the unseen island and on to the one with the raft.
"Their boats!" He wondered aloud.
Anyway, Sora runs around, and finds Kairi.
//DAMNIT, you're meant to find Riku first!// Words had appeared out of nowhere (like he/she/it always did).
Sora pouted. "AIEEE! I wanna find Kairi!"
Kairi looked at him. "Sora..." And she disappeared.
//NOW look what you did! ... Go, find Riku, then!//
"YAY!" And off the boy went...
Riku stood on the wee raised bit of the island. "The door has opened, Sora!"
Sora scratched his head. "But I thought I was meant to be the one to open the door!"
//Different door!//
"AHHHH! There's too many doors!" The brunette screamed.
"I'm not afraid of the darkness!" Riku said.
"If you're talking about that time I wet my pants 'cause you turned off all the lights... That was AGES ago!"
Riku raised an eyebrow. "It was last week!"
"Well, still..." Sora blushed.
//Just get this damned conversation over with!//
Riku grinned (evilly). "There's something I have to do first..."
And he pounced on Sora, who screamed in surprise of the sudden attack.
...
//Okay, just get up, damnit. We have a schedule, y'know!//
Riku and Sora got up, their clothing torn.
//Now SURRENDER TO THE DARKNESS, and get this thing over with!//
Darkness stuff came up and swallowed Riku and Sora. Sora appeared again, but held a dead rat shaped like a normal key.
//Deadratblade... Deadratblade...//
"Alrighty then..." He shrugged, and ran around, killing the shadows.
Darkside appeared again.
"I thought I killed you!"
"|\|0 \/\/4'/, |)00|)!" [For those of you who can't translate l33t: No way, dude!]
"Yes way!"
"|\||_||-|-|_||-|!" [Nuh-uh!]
Sora sighed. "Do I have to fight you AGAIN?!"
"|)00|), | \/\/4|\|7 j00|2 |)34|)|247814|)3!" [Dude, I want your Deadratblade!]
"You can have it!" He insisted.
//No, dumbass! Fight him and we can get this scene over with!//
Sora attacked Darkside a few times, when the mega weird swirly thing in the sky started sucking them up.
"0|-| 5|-||7...!" [Oh shit...!] Darkside yelled, and was swallowed.
Sora tried to grab something, but he, too, was sucked into the vaccum cleaner in the sky...
Thus did his adventure begin.
A/N: A big thanks to all of you!