A/N: I don't own anything... And I'm sorry this took so long to write. School's a bitch.
Anyway, Sora gets sucked into weirdo thingy, ends up in Traverse Town...
And gets licked by Pluto.
"EEEEWWWW!" He kicked Pluto to the end of the game. Ouch.
Sora walked around a bit and met Cid, then after a while of kicking furry thingy ass, he met Leon.
"They're after the Deadratblade, ya know..." He began, and made a face. "I mean, you know."
"I, uh, know...?" Sora didn't quite know what to say.
"Gimme."
"Whaaaat?"
"Gimme the Deadratblade." Leon ordered.
"Oh, sure!"
"Idiot! You're meant to fight me!"
"But look at the SIZE of that thing!" (he meant the gunblade) "I'm doomed!"
"Yep."
Sora fought Leon, and got the almighty shiznit beaten out of him.
He then abruptly fainted.
"I think you're getting soft, Leon!" A female voice said.
Leon turned, his eyes wide. "Yuffie... That doesn't sound right."
Sora woke up somewhere...
//Are you ok? You took quite a beating back there.//
"Yeah, I'm fine..." Sora groaned, rubbing his head. "I'm so glad you're ok, Words!"
"Words? I'm the great ninja Yuffie!"
He gasped, and looked at Yuffie. "AHHHHH! NEKKID LADY!"
"Yuffie, put some clothes on." Leon ordered from his place by the door.
Sora gasped (again). "You're the dude who kicked the bejesus outta me!"
"I'm Leon. I took your Deadratblade."
"Oh! But, uh... why?"
In the next room...
"Okay, you know there are many other worlds out there besides
your castle and this town, right?" An annoying lady named Aerith explained to Donald and Goofy in the next room.
"Yeah." Donald nodded while Goofy gnawed on the bedpost. As his comrade was busy, he had to take the line. "But they're supposed to be a secret."
"They've been secret because they've never been connected. Until now. When the Fartless came, everything changed."
Back with our hero and the two others...
"Wha? The Fartless?"
"Those without farts. The darkness in people's farts-that's what
attracts them. And there is darkness within every fart." Leon explained.
"So you're basically saying..."
Yuffie quickly cut in. "Hey, have you heard of someone named Ansem?"
BACK to Donald, Goofy and Aerith...
"Ay-en-saym?" Goofy asked, infuriating the lady.
"NO! It's ANSEM! Not Ayensaym! Not Aniseed! ANSEM! Get it RIGHT, damnit!"
After about a second of silence (minus Goofy sobbing), she continued, as if nothing had happened. "He was studying the Fartless. He recorded all of his findings in a very detailed report."
"Gawrsh, can we see it?"
"No! It's scattered over all the worlds!"
"Scattered?" Donald asked.
"GET A DAMNED DICTIONARY!"
"Maybe the king went to find 'em..." Goofy mused while eating the lightshade.
"My thoughts exactly."
"But what about the key?" Donald asked.
Back with the original three...
"So, this is the Deadratblade?" Sora asked.
"You've been told that about fifty times!" Yuffie gave a small scream.
"Yuffie, I've told you a million times, do not exagguerate!" Leon then turned to Sora. "The Fartless have great fear of the Deadratblade. That's why they'll keep coming after you no matter what."
"But that makes no sense!"
"I know."
A Fartless appeared.
"Yuffie, get out!" Leon yelled, and she did so, flattening Donald against the wall (YAY!).
The "boys" readied their weapons.
"Come on!" Leon said, and jumped out the window.
Sora followed. "AHHH!!! PAIN!!!" He was covered in cuts from the glass.
Leon didn't care. "Don't worry about the small fry. Look for their leader." And off he went.
Sora looked around at all the Fartless. "AIEEEEEEE!" Then they were... gone.
//Didn't you hear what Leon said?//
"WORDS! You ARE ok!"
//Aw, did you miss me? Heh heh heh.//
Sora, being the short witted adorable thing he is, poked Words.
//STOP THAT YOU ANNOYING LITTLE CRETIN!//
"Whaaaaaaaa! Sora ran to the Third District, where Donald and Goofy fell on him. A giant black french fry then randomly appeared.
"So THAT'S the big fry!" Sora gasped for the third time.
"Buahahahahaha! I shall steal your farts!" G.B.F.F. declared, but...
Sora and Co. defeated Giant Black French Fry. Go figure.
"You have the..." Donald paused. "Goofy, what are we looking for?"
"The key!" His 'friend' declared while trying to eat his elbow.
"You mean this?" Sora asked, holding up the Deadratblade.
"Yes!" The duck said.
Sora began to think.
//This'll take awhile...//
After about an hour and a half...
"What the hell, I'll help you."
Goofy did hamtaro dance in joy, while Donald smiled forcefully and edged as far away from the dog thing as possible. "Uh... I'm Donald, that's Goofy."
"Sora."
They all put their hands together (while Goofy was still doing the Hamtaro dance) and made a "BOOYAH!" sound. Is Booyah a sound? Hmm.
"All for one, one for all!" A musketeer stepped out of nowhere, said the line, then disappeared again.
Meanwhile, in dark place where I wouldn't want to have a party...
"That little squirt took down that Fartless! Who'd have thought
it?" A blue skinned and haired god murmured.
A really annoying guy then piped up. "Such is the power of the Deadratblade. The child's strength is not his own."
"Why don't we turn him into a Fartless? That'll settle things quick enough." A female voice (Ursula) said.
"And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys. Swoggle me eyes, they're all bilge rats by the look of them."
"Lackeys? Swoggle? Bilge rats? Hook, honey, you NEED a vacation!" Oogie Boogie laughed.
"Shut up!"
"Enough, you children!" Maleficent hissed, "The Deadratblade has chosen him. Will it be he who
conquers the darkness? Or will the darkness swallow him? Either way, he could be quite useful..."
"Y'know, Mallie, it almost sounds like you want him to get rid of the dark-"
"Quiet, vizier."
Back in the First District of Traverse Town...
"Make sure you're prepared for the journey ahead of you. We don't know how far the Fartless have spread." Leon said to the trio.
"Check out the shops here. They've got some pretty neat stuff!" Yuffie giggled while hiding a... toy. Yes, that's it. A toy...
Aerith smiled. "This is from all of us." She gave them 100 munny.
"Wha?" Sora gasped. "100 FREAKING MUNNY?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FARTLESS WE HAD TO KILL TO GET 500, YOU STUPID-"
"SHUT THE F*** UP!"
The boy promptly started quivering at Leon's feet. "Here..." The man passed an elixir down to him.
"Good luck!" Yuffie grinned while playing with her 'toy'.
"I. Hope. You. Find. Your. Friends." Aerith needs therapy. And I don't mean that in a good way.
"Look out for each other. Keep your spirits up."
//Dude, don't even THINK about ripping me off.//
"Yes sir/ma'am/it..."
Sora talked to Donald and Goofy awhile later.
"The gummi ship is outside that gate."
"GUMMI? Food!" Sora squealed with joy.
"No... That's our ship."
"Wait 'til you see it!" Goofy was now gnawing on a defenceless dalamation he had found.
"Hold on. Sora, this is for you." The poor duck frantically changed the subject before the RSPCA could appear.
//Sora attained the power of fire.//
"Now you can use magic, too! Goofy, give him that other thing."
"What?" The dog thing looked up from the dog. (CANNIBAL!)
"You know!"
"Oh, yeah." Goofy held out a playboy to Sora.
"NO!" Donald screamed, beating him with his staff. "Sora, he meant to give you this."
//Sora learned Dodge Roll.//
"What the hell? Words?"
"Eh?" The other two said in confusion. Pity, they can't see Words.
Jiminy (he ressurected himself) was standing on the pavement nearby. Damn. "Well, I see big adventures coming their way! Looks like it's up to me to keep track of it all in my journal!" Double damn.
So, the three (and the annoying bug) set off, on their first adventure as a team...
A/N: Heheheh...
Anyway, Sora gets sucked into weirdo thingy, ends up in Traverse Town...
And gets licked by Pluto.
"EEEEWWWW!" He kicked Pluto to the end of the game. Ouch.
Sora walked around a bit and met Cid, then after a while of kicking furry thingy ass, he met Leon.
"They're after the Deadratblade, ya know..." He began, and made a face. "I mean, you know."
"I, uh, know...?" Sora didn't quite know what to say.
"Gimme."
"Whaaaat?"
"Gimme the Deadratblade." Leon ordered.
"Oh, sure!"
"Idiot! You're meant to fight me!"
"But look at the SIZE of that thing!" (he meant the gunblade) "I'm doomed!"
"Yep."
Sora fought Leon, and got the almighty shiznit beaten out of him.
He then abruptly fainted.
"I think you're getting soft, Leon!" A female voice said.
Leon turned, his eyes wide. "Yuffie... That doesn't sound right."
Sora woke up somewhere...
//Are you ok? You took quite a beating back there.//
"Yeah, I'm fine..." Sora groaned, rubbing his head. "I'm so glad you're ok, Words!"
"Words? I'm the great ninja Yuffie!"
He gasped, and looked at Yuffie. "AHHHHH! NEKKID LADY!"
"Yuffie, put some clothes on." Leon ordered from his place by the door.
Sora gasped (again). "You're the dude who kicked the bejesus outta me!"
"I'm Leon. I took your Deadratblade."
"Oh! But, uh... why?"
In the next room...
"Okay, you know there are many other worlds out there besides
your castle and this town, right?" An annoying lady named Aerith explained to Donald and Goofy in the next room.
"Yeah." Donald nodded while Goofy gnawed on the bedpost. As his comrade was busy, he had to take the line. "But they're supposed to be a secret."
"They've been secret because they've never been connected. Until now. When the Fartless came, everything changed."
Back with our hero and the two others...
"Wha? The Fartless?"
"Those without farts. The darkness in people's farts-that's what
attracts them. And there is darkness within every fart." Leon explained.
"So you're basically saying..."
Yuffie quickly cut in. "Hey, have you heard of someone named Ansem?"
BACK to Donald, Goofy and Aerith...
"Ay-en-saym?" Goofy asked, infuriating the lady.
"NO! It's ANSEM! Not Ayensaym! Not Aniseed! ANSEM! Get it RIGHT, damnit!"
After about a second of silence (minus Goofy sobbing), she continued, as if nothing had happened. "He was studying the Fartless. He recorded all of his findings in a very detailed report."
"Gawrsh, can we see it?"
"No! It's scattered over all the worlds!"
"Scattered?" Donald asked.
"GET A DAMNED DICTIONARY!"
"Maybe the king went to find 'em..." Goofy mused while eating the lightshade.
"My thoughts exactly."
"But what about the key?" Donald asked.
Back with the original three...
"So, this is the Deadratblade?" Sora asked.
"You've been told that about fifty times!" Yuffie gave a small scream.
"Yuffie, I've told you a million times, do not exagguerate!" Leon then turned to Sora. "The Fartless have great fear of the Deadratblade. That's why they'll keep coming after you no matter what."
"But that makes no sense!"
"I know."
A Fartless appeared.
"Yuffie, get out!" Leon yelled, and she did so, flattening Donald against the wall (YAY!).
The "boys" readied their weapons.
"Come on!" Leon said, and jumped out the window.
Sora followed. "AHHH!!! PAIN!!!" He was covered in cuts from the glass.
Leon didn't care. "Don't worry about the small fry. Look for their leader." And off he went.
Sora looked around at all the Fartless. "AIEEEEEEE!" Then they were... gone.
//Didn't you hear what Leon said?//
"WORDS! You ARE ok!"
//Aw, did you miss me? Heh heh heh.//
Sora, being the short witted adorable thing he is, poked Words.
//STOP THAT YOU ANNOYING LITTLE CRETIN!//
"Whaaaaaaaa! Sora ran to the Third District, where Donald and Goofy fell on him. A giant black french fry then randomly appeared.
"So THAT'S the big fry!" Sora gasped for the third time.
"Buahahahahaha! I shall steal your farts!" G.B.F.F. declared, but...
Sora and Co. defeated Giant Black French Fry. Go figure.
"You have the..." Donald paused. "Goofy, what are we looking for?"
"The key!" His 'friend' declared while trying to eat his elbow.
"You mean this?" Sora asked, holding up the Deadratblade.
"Yes!" The duck said.
Sora began to think.
//This'll take awhile...//
After about an hour and a half...
"What the hell, I'll help you."
Goofy did hamtaro dance in joy, while Donald smiled forcefully and edged as far away from the dog thing as possible. "Uh... I'm Donald, that's Goofy."
"Sora."
They all put their hands together (while Goofy was still doing the Hamtaro dance) and made a "BOOYAH!" sound. Is Booyah a sound? Hmm.
"All for one, one for all!" A musketeer stepped out of nowhere, said the line, then disappeared again.
Meanwhile, in dark place where I wouldn't want to have a party...
"That little squirt took down that Fartless! Who'd have thought
it?" A blue skinned and haired god murmured.
A really annoying guy then piped up. "Such is the power of the Deadratblade. The child's strength is not his own."
"Why don't we turn him into a Fartless? That'll settle things quick enough." A female voice (Ursula) said.
"And the brat's friends are the king's lackeys. Swoggle me eyes, they're all bilge rats by the look of them."
"Lackeys? Swoggle? Bilge rats? Hook, honey, you NEED a vacation!" Oogie Boogie laughed.
"Shut up!"
"Enough, you children!" Maleficent hissed, "The Deadratblade has chosen him. Will it be he who
conquers the darkness? Or will the darkness swallow him? Either way, he could be quite useful..."
"Y'know, Mallie, it almost sounds like you want him to get rid of the dark-"
"Quiet, vizier."
Back in the First District of Traverse Town...
"Make sure you're prepared for the journey ahead of you. We don't know how far the Fartless have spread." Leon said to the trio.
"Check out the shops here. They've got some pretty neat stuff!" Yuffie giggled while hiding a... toy. Yes, that's it. A toy...
Aerith smiled. "This is from all of us." She gave them 100 munny.
"Wha?" Sora gasped. "100 FREAKING MUNNY?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FARTLESS WE HAD TO KILL TO GET 500, YOU STUPID-"
"SHUT THE F*** UP!"
The boy promptly started quivering at Leon's feet. "Here..." The man passed an elixir down to him.
"Good luck!" Yuffie grinned while playing with her 'toy'.
"I. Hope. You. Find. Your. Friends." Aerith needs therapy. And I don't mean that in a good way.
"Look out for each other. Keep your spirits up."
//Dude, don't even THINK about ripping me off.//
"Yes sir/ma'am/it..."
Sora talked to Donald and Goofy awhile later.
"The gummi ship is outside that gate."
"GUMMI? Food!" Sora squealed with joy.
"No... That's our ship."
"Wait 'til you see it!" Goofy was now gnawing on a defenceless dalamation he had found.
"Hold on. Sora, this is for you." The poor duck frantically changed the subject before the RSPCA could appear.
//Sora attained the power of fire.//
"Now you can use magic, too! Goofy, give him that other thing."
"What?" The dog thing looked up from the dog. (CANNIBAL!)
"You know!"
"Oh, yeah." Goofy held out a playboy to Sora.
"NO!" Donald screamed, beating him with his staff. "Sora, he meant to give you this."
//Sora learned Dodge Roll.//
"What the hell? Words?"
"Eh?" The other two said in confusion. Pity, they can't see Words.
Jiminy (he ressurected himself) was standing on the pavement nearby. Damn. "Well, I see big adventures coming their way! Looks like it's up to me to keep track of it all in my journal!" Double damn.
So, the three (and the annoying bug) set off, on their first adventure as a team...
A/N: Heheheh...