A/N: Well, onwards...
Disclaimer: Own anything I don't.
Sora, Donald and Goofy go off on the Gummi Ship, to Weedland.
Sora landed nicely.
Donald landed nicely.
Goofy ate his feet. "Gawrsh, these taste funny!"
Donald turned to Sora. "I don't know him. Seriously, I don't."
A Random Annoying Drugged Up Rabbit ran past.
"I'm late! I'm late! Damn the Mad Hatter for giving me so much weed!"
"Weed? I want some!" Sora exclaimed and followed him.
In the Bizarre Room...
Donald gasped. "How the **** did he get so small?!"
"You're too big!" The doorknob said.
"EVERYTHING'S big where I come from!" Sora winked.
Doorknob rolled its eyes. "Just smoke that stuff in the red packet on the table to go small, ok? I need some sleep..." It began to snore.
Sora, Donald and Goofy smoked the stuff in the red packet on the table and went small. Kids, don't try that at home.
"DUUUUDE! This is some whacked out weed!" Yes, that was our young hero.
They walked through to a courtyard, overgrown with weed.
"Gawrsh, are we in heaven? LOOK AT ALL THIS WEED!"
Donald and Sora stared at all the weed.
//You idiots! The queen's going to kill Alice!//
"Bugger Alice!' Sora's new friends yelled, running off.
"Damn, looks like I have to face this on my own..." He squinted at the queen. "Is that Queen BRAHNE?!"
//No one from FFIX is here, dumbass.//
"But Kuja-"
//Is an annoying transvestite. PLEASE, just go and TRY to save Alice, so we can get this world over and DONE WITH!//
On came the trademark grin, "Alrighty then!"
"I SENTENCE HER GUILTY!" The queen yelled.
"What the hell?" Alice looked up from her joint.
"She tried to steal my farts! Stick her in jail!"
Sora turned to Donald and Goofy. "We have to help her!"
Donald held a huge bag of weed. "Aw, we can't!"
"That would be meddling!" Goofy nodded.
Sora just stared.
"Weed makes him smarter." The duck shrugged.
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"
Donald finally looked away from the glare Sora was giving him. "What the hell, she's buggered if we don't help her..."
The three ran up.
Sora, as the only non-stoned one, decided to talk. "You can't kill her!"
"Who the **** are you?!"
"I'm S-"
"I don't give a damn! What makes you think I can't kill the girl?"
"Because it wasn't her who tried to steal your farts!"
"Prove it, spikey butt! "
"We will!" He dragged the stoned Goofy and Donald to Weed Forest.
Suddenly a pink head appeared, and jumped around a bit.
"I knew there was something wrong with this weed!" Sora declared.
The pink head attached itself to a pink body.
"Hi, I'm the Chesire Cat!"
Donald shivered. "Ok, I promise, I'll never smoke weed again!" And cast Fire on his bag of weed.
"Alice, you can help, proof, you will need."
Goofy gasped in amazement. "Gawrsh, are you related to Yoda?"
"That is so, yes. Proof, you will find, four, there are. Easy to find, the first three are, is tricky, the fourth is. A gift, you shall get, them all, if you find."
Donald frowned. "Then bugger off so we can find them!"
It disappeared.
So, the three went off and found the four pieces, then went back to the queen.
"Show me your proof!" The queen demanded.
Their proof appeared in front of her.
"Hrm, that's nice... GUARDS, SHOW MY PROOF!"
One box of proof appeared.
The queen sighed. "Open one, I can't be stuffed with the rest."
Sora almost fell over. "WHAAAAAT!?"
"Dare you defy me? OPEN ONE!"
"Bugger..." He muttered, then looked around. "Ok, this one."
A Fartless appeared.
"What the **** was that?!" The queen said in amazement, "Actually, I don't care. I say Alice is guilty! "
"Damn..."
The thing Alice was in went up to the top of the Whack-a-mole pole... So Sora whacked some weirdo structure to death, and the thing Alice is in fell, but GASP! She wasn't there!
The queen was PISSED. "****! Guards, where is she?!"
"We don't know!" A random card replied.
"Damn. Oi! You three, it's your fault she's gone, find her!" And she started to smoke some weed.
"Oh well..."
So Sora and Co. went off, met Chesire Cat again... Other stuff happened, and they eventually met Craig David.
"Craig David?!" They gasped in unison.
"The Slickmaster!"
Goofy was shocked. "Gawrsh, my hero's a Fartless!"
Donald merely sighed. "**** you, dude."
One scorched Craig David.
"That was TOO easy." Sora scratched his head.
"Aw, bugger, you lot woke me up again! Damn you all!" That... door thing. It then yawned.
"Ooooh, what's THAT?!" Sora saw a rat-shaped hole in its mouth.
The Deadratblade suddenly roses up (while he was still holding it) and a brown smelly beam locks the hole.
"Dude, you just locked a Rathole!" The duck congratulated.
"Coooool..."
Anyway, the three left on the Gummi Ship.
MEANWHILE, in some random evil place...
"BUGGER! He locked the Rathole!" An evil looking man you can't see too well said.
The Evil Looking Lady shrugged. "It'll take him ages to find the rest." She looked down on a hologram of Sora and Co.
Another dude you can't see too well laughed. "Blimey, they're all bilge rats by the look of 'em!"
"Will it be he who conquers the darkness? Or-"
One of the males interrupted her. "Aren't you supposed to be anti-that or something?"
The woman glared at him. "Shut up, I'm not finished yet! As I was saying, Or will the darkness swallow him?"
Yet another dude you can't see too well giggled. "That sounds wrong..."
She ignored the comment. "Either way, he could be quite useful..."
A/N: *yawn* So... tired...
Disclaimer: Own anything I don't.
Sora, Donald and Goofy go off on the Gummi Ship, to Weedland.
Sora landed nicely.
Donald landed nicely.
Goofy ate his feet. "Gawrsh, these taste funny!"
Donald turned to Sora. "I don't know him. Seriously, I don't."
A Random Annoying Drugged Up Rabbit ran past.
"I'm late! I'm late! Damn the Mad Hatter for giving me so much weed!"
"Weed? I want some!" Sora exclaimed and followed him.
In the Bizarre Room...
Donald gasped. "How the **** did he get so small?!"
"You're too big!" The doorknob said.
"EVERYTHING'S big where I come from!" Sora winked.
Doorknob rolled its eyes. "Just smoke that stuff in the red packet on the table to go small, ok? I need some sleep..." It began to snore.
Sora, Donald and Goofy smoked the stuff in the red packet on the table and went small. Kids, don't try that at home.
"DUUUUDE! This is some whacked out weed!" Yes, that was our young hero.
They walked through to a courtyard, overgrown with weed.
"Gawrsh, are we in heaven? LOOK AT ALL THIS WEED!"
Donald and Sora stared at all the weed.
//You idiots! The queen's going to kill Alice!//
"Bugger Alice!' Sora's new friends yelled, running off.
"Damn, looks like I have to face this on my own..." He squinted at the queen. "Is that Queen BRAHNE?!"
//No one from FFIX is here, dumbass.//
"But Kuja-"
//Is an annoying transvestite. PLEASE, just go and TRY to save Alice, so we can get this world over and DONE WITH!//
On came the trademark grin, "Alrighty then!"
"I SENTENCE HER GUILTY!" The queen yelled.
"What the hell?" Alice looked up from her joint.
"She tried to steal my farts! Stick her in jail!"
Sora turned to Donald and Goofy. "We have to help her!"
Donald held a huge bag of weed. "Aw, we can't!"
"That would be meddling!" Goofy nodded.
Sora just stared.
"Weed makes him smarter." The duck shrugged.
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!"
Donald finally looked away from the glare Sora was giving him. "What the hell, she's buggered if we don't help her..."
The three ran up.
Sora, as the only non-stoned one, decided to talk. "You can't kill her!"
"Who the **** are you?!"
"I'm S-"
"I don't give a damn! What makes you think I can't kill the girl?"
"Because it wasn't her who tried to steal your farts!"
"Prove it, spikey butt! "
"We will!" He dragged the stoned Goofy and Donald to Weed Forest.
Suddenly a pink head appeared, and jumped around a bit.
"I knew there was something wrong with this weed!" Sora declared.
The pink head attached itself to a pink body.
"Hi, I'm the Chesire Cat!"
Donald shivered. "Ok, I promise, I'll never smoke weed again!" And cast Fire on his bag of weed.
"Alice, you can help, proof, you will need."
Goofy gasped in amazement. "Gawrsh, are you related to Yoda?"
"That is so, yes. Proof, you will find, four, there are. Easy to find, the first three are, is tricky, the fourth is. A gift, you shall get, them all, if you find."
Donald frowned. "Then bugger off so we can find them!"
It disappeared.
So, the three went off and found the four pieces, then went back to the queen.
"Show me your proof!" The queen demanded.
Their proof appeared in front of her.
"Hrm, that's nice... GUARDS, SHOW MY PROOF!"
One box of proof appeared.
The queen sighed. "Open one, I can't be stuffed with the rest."
Sora almost fell over. "WHAAAAAT!?"
"Dare you defy me? OPEN ONE!"
"Bugger..." He muttered, then looked around. "Ok, this one."
A Fartless appeared.
"What the **** was that?!" The queen said in amazement, "Actually, I don't care. I say Alice is guilty! "
"Damn..."
The thing Alice was in went up to the top of the Whack-a-mole pole... So Sora whacked some weirdo structure to death, and the thing Alice is in fell, but GASP! She wasn't there!
The queen was PISSED. "****! Guards, where is she?!"
"We don't know!" A random card replied.
"Damn. Oi! You three, it's your fault she's gone, find her!" And she started to smoke some weed.
"Oh well..."
So Sora and Co. went off, met Chesire Cat again... Other stuff happened, and they eventually met Craig David.
"Craig David?!" They gasped in unison.
"The Slickmaster!"
Goofy was shocked. "Gawrsh, my hero's a Fartless!"
Donald merely sighed. "**** you, dude."
One scorched Craig David.
"That was TOO easy." Sora scratched his head.
"Aw, bugger, you lot woke me up again! Damn you all!" That... door thing. It then yawned.
"Ooooh, what's THAT?!" Sora saw a rat-shaped hole in its mouth.
The Deadratblade suddenly roses up (while he was still holding it) and a brown smelly beam locks the hole.
"Dude, you just locked a Rathole!" The duck congratulated.
"Coooool..."
Anyway, the three left on the Gummi Ship.
MEANWHILE, in some random evil place...
"BUGGER! He locked the Rathole!" An evil looking man you can't see too well said.
The Evil Looking Lady shrugged. "It'll take him ages to find the rest." She looked down on a hologram of Sora and Co.
Another dude you can't see too well laughed. "Blimey, they're all bilge rats by the look of 'em!"
"Will it be he who conquers the darkness? Or-"
One of the males interrupted her. "Aren't you supposed to be anti-that or something?"
The woman glared at him. "Shut up, I'm not finished yet! As I was saying, Or will the darkness swallow him?"
Yet another dude you can't see too well giggled. "That sounds wrong..."
She ignored the comment. "Either way, he could be quite useful..."
A/N: *yawn* So... tired...