A/N: Wheee... If I can keep this up, we'll be back to Hollow Bastion before you know it!
Disclaimer: Look through the previous chapters and I'm sure you'll find one you like.
So they flew around and stuff, and WOW, they got to a Coliseum!
Sora walked around, stood under a statue and looked up. "What's more disturbing, the fact that they're wearing a skirt or the fact there's nothing underneath?"
//Good question.//
"WORDS!" He hugged Words, "Wait... WHY DO YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE?"
A bite disappeared from the cupcake. //Ah, why should I tell you, dumbass? Just go in, ok?//
Sora pouted. "Fine..." He quickly poked Words and ran inside.
//Damn that little brat!// The cupcake disappeared and a smell was... smelt. //I'd better get out of here before the Fartless come!//
Sora talked to an annoying goat called Phil, and he did the barrel tests, and wins.
Phil thought for a moment. "Well, even after that, I'm not letting you in, so bugger off and annoy someone else."
So, the three were "buggered off".
"I really wanted to be in the games!" Sora pouted.
"You still can be." A voice said.
Sora, wide eyed, looked up to see a guy with blue fire for hair. Riiiight.
"Hey, look -" He showed Sora an entry ticket. "- have this."
Sora squealed with joy. "Thanks!"
Hades grinned. "Good luck, I'm rooting for you."
"That sounds wrong..."
ANYWAY, Hades left, Sora joined the games, and he kicked Fartless ass... STOP PRESS! CAMEO ALERT!!!
A dude with chocobo ass hair walked past, and everyone stared at him.
"He looks strong, you might get to fight him later." Phil nodded to Sora.
Sora laughed. "He's just a pansy. I'll beat him, no sweat!"
The man went off somewhere.
Hades was at that somewhere. "You know that kid? He's your next opponent. Kill him."
"My contract says-"
"I KNOW WHAT YOUR CONTRACT SAYS! I wrote it MYSELF on MY OWN polka dot napkin! It says you only have to kill Herc, but you need to get rid of boots-too-big-for-him first!"
The man looked back towards Sora. "He's not wearing boots."
"Frankly Cloud, I don't give a damn. Like the goat says, rule #11, it's just a game, so let loose and have fun!"
Cloud gave him an annoyed look. "The last time I let loose and had fun, I woke up with my hair shaved, "BAMBI" tattooed on my chest, and Vincent was sleeping next to me. I then had to grab his clothes and run for it, because it seemed I had rung up Midgar's most wanted and turned myself in."
"Are you going to fight him or not?"
"Fine.'
So, Cloud fought Sora, and... gets his ass kicked.
Hades appeared. "Sorry, but accidents happen..."
Cerberus ran in.
Hercules suddenly appeared in the stands. "Get outta here!"
They got out of there.
Phil paced, looking freaked. "Damn, damn... Hercules still has another year working for me, if he's gone, then I'm gonna be flat broke..."
Sora looked to his comrades who nodded. "What the hell, we'll go out and save him."
So Sora and Co. went out to the coliseum...
"|-|01'/ ****!" [Holy ****!] Cerberus said.
Sora looked up. "What is it, Cerberus? Trouble down by the river?"
"83|-|||\||) j00!" [Behind you!]
Sora turned around to see Hercules carrying Cloud.
Sora gasped. "You're touching his butt!"
Donald gasped.
Goofy gnawed on his foot, then gasped.
Phil gasped.
Pegasus gasped.
Zeus gasped.
Pain gasped.
Panic gasped.
Titans gasped.
Fartless gasped.
Hades shrugged. "Meh, I always knew Herc was a pansy..."
"Oooooo! A peanut!" Zeus said, picking up a random Fartless and eating it.
When that happened, all involving Hercules and Cloud was forgotten.
"Wait..." Sora sighed, "Sorry Cerberus, I have to beat you!" (Be warned, something I stole from the bible's coming up!)
And Sora defeated Cerberus, and he saw that it was good. (It was worth warning you anyway)
"Kid, you have to go now... We need to tidy up." Phil said.
Sora fell over. "WHAAAAAT?! I haven't found the Ra- nevermind. I'll go now, ta-ta!"
So... they left.
A/N: *grin* Quick, ne?
Disclaimer: Look through the previous chapters and I'm sure you'll find one you like.
So they flew around and stuff, and WOW, they got to a Coliseum!
Sora walked around, stood under a statue and looked up. "What's more disturbing, the fact that they're wearing a skirt or the fact there's nothing underneath?"
//Good question.//
"WORDS!" He hugged Words, "Wait... WHY DO YOU HAVE A CUPCAKE?"
A bite disappeared from the cupcake. //Ah, why should I tell you, dumbass? Just go in, ok?//
Sora pouted. "Fine..." He quickly poked Words and ran inside.
//Damn that little brat!// The cupcake disappeared and a smell was... smelt. //I'd better get out of here before the Fartless come!//
Sora talked to an annoying goat called Phil, and he did the barrel tests, and wins.
Phil thought for a moment. "Well, even after that, I'm not letting you in, so bugger off and annoy someone else."
So, the three were "buggered off".
"I really wanted to be in the games!" Sora pouted.
"You still can be." A voice said.
Sora, wide eyed, looked up to see a guy with blue fire for hair. Riiiight.
"Hey, look -" He showed Sora an entry ticket. "- have this."
Sora squealed with joy. "Thanks!"
Hades grinned. "Good luck, I'm rooting for you."
"That sounds wrong..."
ANYWAY, Hades left, Sora joined the games, and he kicked Fartless ass... STOP PRESS! CAMEO ALERT!!!
A dude with chocobo ass hair walked past, and everyone stared at him.
"He looks strong, you might get to fight him later." Phil nodded to Sora.
Sora laughed. "He's just a pansy. I'll beat him, no sweat!"
The man went off somewhere.
Hades was at that somewhere. "You know that kid? He's your next opponent. Kill him."
"My contract says-"
"I KNOW WHAT YOUR CONTRACT SAYS! I wrote it MYSELF on MY OWN polka dot napkin! It says you only have to kill Herc, but you need to get rid of boots-too-big-for-him first!"
The man looked back towards Sora. "He's not wearing boots."
"Frankly Cloud, I don't give a damn. Like the goat says, rule #11, it's just a game, so let loose and have fun!"
Cloud gave him an annoyed look. "The last time I let loose and had fun, I woke up with my hair shaved, "BAMBI" tattooed on my chest, and Vincent was sleeping next to me. I then had to grab his clothes and run for it, because it seemed I had rung up Midgar's most wanted and turned myself in."
"Are you going to fight him or not?"
"Fine.'
So, Cloud fought Sora, and... gets his ass kicked.
Hades appeared. "Sorry, but accidents happen..."
Cerberus ran in.
Hercules suddenly appeared in the stands. "Get outta here!"
They got out of there.
Phil paced, looking freaked. "Damn, damn... Hercules still has another year working for me, if he's gone, then I'm gonna be flat broke..."
Sora looked to his comrades who nodded. "What the hell, we'll go out and save him."
So Sora and Co. went out to the coliseum...
"|-|01'/ ****!" [Holy ****!] Cerberus said.
Sora looked up. "What is it, Cerberus? Trouble down by the river?"
"83|-|||\||) j00!" [Behind you!]
Sora turned around to see Hercules carrying Cloud.
Sora gasped. "You're touching his butt!"
Donald gasped.
Goofy gnawed on his foot, then gasped.
Phil gasped.
Pegasus gasped.
Zeus gasped.
Pain gasped.
Panic gasped.
Titans gasped.
Fartless gasped.
Hades shrugged. "Meh, I always knew Herc was a pansy..."
"Oooooo! A peanut!" Zeus said, picking up a random Fartless and eating it.
When that happened, all involving Hercules and Cloud was forgotten.
"Wait..." Sora sighed, "Sorry Cerberus, I have to beat you!" (Be warned, something I stole from the bible's coming up!)
And Sora defeated Cerberus, and he saw that it was good. (It was worth warning you anyway)
"Kid, you have to go now... We need to tidy up." Phil said.
Sora fell over. "WHAAAAAT?! I haven't found the Ra- nevermind. I'll go now, ta-ta!"
So... they left.
A/N: *grin* Quick, ne?