A/N: Okay, big question for all.
DOES ANYONE AT ALL, FOR ANY REASON, HAVE A COPY OF THE REUNION CHAPTER?
I lost it...
So it looks like I'll have to rewrite the whole thing. Ouchie.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, any references... Nyah.
Sora, Donald and Goofy were in the Gummi Ship above Deep Jungle.
Donald looked down, annoyed. "Nah, why the **** would the king be here? We're leaving."
"What if my friends are there?" Sora asked.
"Does it LOOK like I give a damn?!"
"We're going." The boy said.
"No we are not!"
"YES WE ARE, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE RETARDED DUCK!"
"Ahhh, don't touch that!"
Goofy, who was in the back of the ship gnawing on his seat, looked up. "Gawrsh, that sounds wrong..."
The Gummi Ship moved around and landed on Deep Jungle.
//Today, on the Animal Channel... Oh, no, not HIM!//
An unconsious Sora was seen flying through the air and crashed down into the treehouse.
//I ****ing swear, I don't get paid enough for this job.// Poor Words.
Sora woke up, and looked around.
"Hmm... Pretty barbaric."
//I'm guessing there's no McDonalds around here then?// Sarcasm rocks...
"Gee, you think?"
Then Random Thing growled.
Sora turned around. "Awwww, a wee kitty!" He reached out to pet Sabor.
Sabor chewed on Sora's hand.
"BAD KITTY!" Kicks Sabor across the room and began to kick the almighty shiznit out of it.
A weird man wearing a leather kilt attempted to make a fancy jump down, but he slipped on a banana and fell flat on his face. Hah.
"MOMMY!" He cried.
Sabor ran away.
"Are you ok?" Sora asked.
The man patted his chest. "Tarzan!"
Sora sighed. "Lovely. I'm looking for my friends, Do- no, stuff them, Riku and Kairi."
"*&&X%."
"What's *&&X%?"
"*&&X%."
Sora sighed angrily. "And I thought Donald was retarded... well, he is, but that doesn't count."
"Tarzan, go." Tarzan said, patting his chest again.
Sora patted his own chest. "Sora... pogo?"
Tarzan ran off somewhere.
"Damn..." Sora followed.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first wannabe mini-game!
Sora was sliding down a giant tree with Tarzan, they jumped over branches and stuff, then they defied gravity and slide UP, and then they land in the camp.
"My ass!" Sora hissed (as he had gotten a splinter). He then saw a slide thingy. "Hrm, I like these." He found the rest, then went inside campy thing.
"Jane." Tarzan said.
The woman turned around. "Tarzan! And... who is this?"
"I'm So-"
Jane sighed. "Oh, you're obviously not related to Tarzan then."
"What the hell?! He's a 3/4 naked man with crappy dreadlocks in a jungle, and he's probably an orphan! HOW COULD I BE RELATED TO THAT -1 IQ IDIOT?!"
Tarzan, unaware that he was just insulted, spoke. "*&&X%."
"Well, are you here to study the gorillas?" Jane asked.
Sora scratched his head. "What's a gorilla?"
"Highly doubtful." A british man walked in, followed by Donald and Goofy. "Their minds are too simple for hunting gorillas!"
Sora shrugged. "I don't know what a gorilla is, but if Tarzan's friends with them, they can all be hunted down!"
The british man laughed. "I like this boy!"
"Clayton, you will NOT hunt the gorillas!"
He cried. "But I wanna!"
Then... Jane gave him the EVIL WOMAN LOOK.
They all stood there, paralyzed with fear while Clayton slipped out.
"Tarzan said my friends were here." Sora meeped.
//He didn't, actually.//
"Words-kun/chan!" And, being the annoying **** he is, Sora poked Words.
Words sighed. //I REALLY don't get paid enough...//
"Well, there are some slides that can help Tarzan tell us the meaning of *&&X%." Jane explained.
Sora put the slides in and they saw Disney Castle.
Donald gasped.
"Donald, what is it?"
"I've... been there before!" The duck spluttered.
Some more random slides showed up, and Tarzan said nothing.
Jane sighed. "Nothing, I'm sorry."
"That leaves just one place." Clayton said, returning. "Young man, we've been in this jungle for some time now. But we have yet to encounter these friends of yours. I'd wager they're with the gorillas. But Tarzan refuses to take us to them."
//You know, he never actually SAID that they were here.//
Silence.
//No one listens to me...//
"Really, Mr. Clayton, Tarzan wouldn't hide-"
Clayton ignored her (go him) and talked to Tarzan. "Take me- I mean, us to the gorillas. GO-RIL-LAS."
"*&&X%."
Clayton scowled.
"Tarzan... go see Kerchak."
"Kerchak?" Jane asked.
"He must be the leader." Clayton said, "Great for winter co- I mean, perfect. I'll go along as an escort. After all, the jungle is a dangerous place." He gave a very sleazy, mishevious smile. And I don't mean that in a good way.
//Am I the only one to consider it strange that he has to go too, even though Tarzan knows this place?//
...
//Goddamnit... I'll be in Weedland.//
They go (without Clayton) to viney place.
Tarzan began speaking to a gorilla we can safely assume is Kerchak. "Kerchak, please listen to me. I know the nesting grounds are secret, but I trust them. You see, I want to help them because... because... well, they need us."
Kerchak sighed. "And WHY do they need to go to OUR nesting grounds?"
"Because Clayton said his friends were there."
The gorilla swore at him and left.
Goofy scratched his head and turned to Donald. "Gawrsh, did you get any of that?"
"What the hell do I look like, an interpreter?"
They went to the treehouse and only managed to stop Clayton shooting Terk.
"Kerchak!" Tarzan called.
"Bugger off!" The gorilla called back and left with Terk.
Donald, however, was pissed. "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!"
"Damn- I mean, a snake slithered by, you see. I saved that poor gorilla's life." Clayton grinned nervously.
Needless to say, no one believed him. Not even the little moudly rock in the corner.
They went back to camp.
"HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!"
Clayton jumped back from the book-weilding homicidal Jane.
"All because of one mishap? Come, now..."
Everyone glared at him. Even Tarzan, who didn't exactly know why, but did so just because the others were doing it. Peer pressure is everywhere, kids.
Clayton left the tent. "What am I doing with these imbeciles? Blasted gorillas! I'll hunt down every last one of them! I'll track them down somehow. I'll stake my life on it." Wrong move, sparky.
He heard a noise.
Inside the tent, they heard a gunshot.
Sora and Co. raced out to see no Clayton. But...
"Fartless!" Sora yelled.
The three beat off the monkey Fartless and saved the gorilla. They found four more, then went back to the tent.
"I do hope Mr. Clayton is safe.." Jane sighed. It must be that time of the month, 'cause she scares me...
Sora and Co. go back outside and hear another gunshot. They go to where they heard it.
"PSYCHO KITTY!" Sora screamed, then beat the living shiznit out of Sabor. And I mean that literally.
A whole bunch of animal rights activist Fartless popped up.
"Quickly!"
They ran past the "DON'T HURT ANIMALS" signs and back to the camp.
Terk grabbed Jane and ran... but they didn't see that.
They went in, and surprise surprise, no one's there. THEN they went to weird random viney place two, and killed a giant black fruit.
Vegetarian Fartless sprouted up and got the shiznit kicked outta them.
//Gee, they're just pissing everyone off today, aren't they?//
They talked to Jane. "Clayton came to the tent... that's the last I remember. We must help the gorillas."
So they go to the cliff.
Clayton, the gorillas, and more monkey Fartless are there. Just before he could shoot a gorilla, however...
"No!" Sora yelled.
Clayton turned and looked at them weirdly.
The boy meeped. "Clayton?"
"Not Clayton! *&&X%! Not Clayton!"
They fought Clayton and the Fartless. They all looked to see the wall blow up, then back to Clayton, who was now 'floating'.
It turned out to be Stealth Sneak. After beating them both, a female gorilla pulled Clayton into a giant moving bush. Hey, it IS the mating grounds.
Kerchak threw Sora and Co. up to weird waterfally place. Ouch.
"Tarzan. Home." Yeah, we figured as much.
So they went through the really annoying jumpy cave, and got to small room with FFX butterflies.
//... Listen.//
Jane then appeared. "The sound of the waterfalls echoes all the way here!"
//That's NOT what I meant. Listen to ME, damnit!// You really gotta pity Words sometimes.
The FFX butterflies flew around, and Sora locked the Rathole.
"*&&X%."
"Oh, I get it now!" Jane said, "*&&X% means heart. Friends in our hearts!"
Tarzan mused over the word. "Heart... no heart, no friends. Clayton lose heart."
Sora, too, mused over it. "So all this was just a pointless goose chase..."
"Yeah?" Everyone turned to him.
"FUCK!"
A/N: Yes, heavy swearing at the end. Though you can't blame him, can you? And this was twice as long as the original Deep Jungle chapter...
DOES ANYONE AT ALL, FOR ANY REASON, HAVE A COPY OF THE REUNION CHAPTER?
I lost it...
So it looks like I'll have to rewrite the whole thing. Ouchie.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, any references... Nyah.
Sora, Donald and Goofy were in the Gummi Ship above Deep Jungle.
Donald looked down, annoyed. "Nah, why the **** would the king be here? We're leaving."
"What if my friends are there?" Sora asked.
"Does it LOOK like I give a damn?!"
"We're going." The boy said.
"No we are not!"
"YES WE ARE, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE RETARDED DUCK!"
"Ahhh, don't touch that!"
Goofy, who was in the back of the ship gnawing on his seat, looked up. "Gawrsh, that sounds wrong..."
The Gummi Ship moved around and landed on Deep Jungle.
//Today, on the Animal Channel... Oh, no, not HIM!//
An unconsious Sora was seen flying through the air and crashed down into the treehouse.
//I ****ing swear, I don't get paid enough for this job.// Poor Words.
Sora woke up, and looked around.
"Hmm... Pretty barbaric."
//I'm guessing there's no McDonalds around here then?// Sarcasm rocks...
"Gee, you think?"
Then Random Thing growled.
Sora turned around. "Awwww, a wee kitty!" He reached out to pet Sabor.
Sabor chewed on Sora's hand.
"BAD KITTY!" Kicks Sabor across the room and began to kick the almighty shiznit out of it.
A weird man wearing a leather kilt attempted to make a fancy jump down, but he slipped on a banana and fell flat on his face. Hah.
"MOMMY!" He cried.
Sabor ran away.
"Are you ok?" Sora asked.
The man patted his chest. "Tarzan!"
Sora sighed. "Lovely. I'm looking for my friends, Do- no, stuff them, Riku and Kairi."
"*&&X%."
"What's *&&X%?"
"*&&X%."
Sora sighed angrily. "And I thought Donald was retarded... well, he is, but that doesn't count."
"Tarzan, go." Tarzan said, patting his chest again.
Sora patted his own chest. "Sora... pogo?"
Tarzan ran off somewhere.
"Damn..." Sora followed.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first wannabe mini-game!
Sora was sliding down a giant tree with Tarzan, they jumped over branches and stuff, then they defied gravity and slide UP, and then they land in the camp.
"My ass!" Sora hissed (as he had gotten a splinter). He then saw a slide thingy. "Hrm, I like these." He found the rest, then went inside campy thing.
"Jane." Tarzan said.
The woman turned around. "Tarzan! And... who is this?"
"I'm So-"
Jane sighed. "Oh, you're obviously not related to Tarzan then."
"What the hell?! He's a 3/4 naked man with crappy dreadlocks in a jungle, and he's probably an orphan! HOW COULD I BE RELATED TO THAT -1 IQ IDIOT?!"
Tarzan, unaware that he was just insulted, spoke. "*&&X%."
"Well, are you here to study the gorillas?" Jane asked.
Sora scratched his head. "What's a gorilla?"
"Highly doubtful." A british man walked in, followed by Donald and Goofy. "Their minds are too simple for hunting gorillas!"
Sora shrugged. "I don't know what a gorilla is, but if Tarzan's friends with them, they can all be hunted down!"
The british man laughed. "I like this boy!"
"Clayton, you will NOT hunt the gorillas!"
He cried. "But I wanna!"
Then... Jane gave him the EVIL WOMAN LOOK.
They all stood there, paralyzed with fear while Clayton slipped out.
"Tarzan said my friends were here." Sora meeped.
//He didn't, actually.//
"Words-kun/chan!" And, being the annoying **** he is, Sora poked Words.
Words sighed. //I REALLY don't get paid enough...//
"Well, there are some slides that can help Tarzan tell us the meaning of *&&X%." Jane explained.
Sora put the slides in and they saw Disney Castle.
Donald gasped.
"Donald, what is it?"
"I've... been there before!" The duck spluttered.
Some more random slides showed up, and Tarzan said nothing.
Jane sighed. "Nothing, I'm sorry."
"That leaves just one place." Clayton said, returning. "Young man, we've been in this jungle for some time now. But we have yet to encounter these friends of yours. I'd wager they're with the gorillas. But Tarzan refuses to take us to them."
//You know, he never actually SAID that they were here.//
Silence.
//No one listens to me...//
"Really, Mr. Clayton, Tarzan wouldn't hide-"
Clayton ignored her (go him) and talked to Tarzan. "Take me- I mean, us to the gorillas. GO-RIL-LAS."
"*&&X%."
Clayton scowled.
"Tarzan... go see Kerchak."
"Kerchak?" Jane asked.
"He must be the leader." Clayton said, "Great for winter co- I mean, perfect. I'll go along as an escort. After all, the jungle is a dangerous place." He gave a very sleazy, mishevious smile. And I don't mean that in a good way.
//Am I the only one to consider it strange that he has to go too, even though Tarzan knows this place?//
...
//Goddamnit... I'll be in Weedland.//
They go (without Clayton) to viney place.
Tarzan began speaking to a gorilla we can safely assume is Kerchak. "Kerchak, please listen to me. I know the nesting grounds are secret, but I trust them. You see, I want to help them because... because... well, they need us."
Kerchak sighed. "And WHY do they need to go to OUR nesting grounds?"
"Because Clayton said his friends were there."
The gorilla swore at him and left.
Goofy scratched his head and turned to Donald. "Gawrsh, did you get any of that?"
"What the hell do I look like, an interpreter?"
They went to the treehouse and only managed to stop Clayton shooting Terk.
"Kerchak!" Tarzan called.
"Bugger off!" The gorilla called back and left with Terk.
Donald, however, was pissed. "WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!"
"Damn- I mean, a snake slithered by, you see. I saved that poor gorilla's life." Clayton grinned nervously.
Needless to say, no one believed him. Not even the little moudly rock in the corner.
They went back to camp.
"HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!"
Clayton jumped back from the book-weilding homicidal Jane.
"All because of one mishap? Come, now..."
Everyone glared at him. Even Tarzan, who didn't exactly know why, but did so just because the others were doing it. Peer pressure is everywhere, kids.
Clayton left the tent. "What am I doing with these imbeciles? Blasted gorillas! I'll hunt down every last one of them! I'll track them down somehow. I'll stake my life on it." Wrong move, sparky.
He heard a noise.
Inside the tent, they heard a gunshot.
Sora and Co. raced out to see no Clayton. But...
"Fartless!" Sora yelled.
The three beat off the monkey Fartless and saved the gorilla. They found four more, then went back to the tent.
"I do hope Mr. Clayton is safe.." Jane sighed. It must be that time of the month, 'cause she scares me...
Sora and Co. go back outside and hear another gunshot. They go to where they heard it.
"PSYCHO KITTY!" Sora screamed, then beat the living shiznit out of Sabor. And I mean that literally.
A whole bunch of animal rights activist Fartless popped up.
"Quickly!"
They ran past the "DON'T HURT ANIMALS" signs and back to the camp.
Terk grabbed Jane and ran... but they didn't see that.
They went in, and surprise surprise, no one's there. THEN they went to weird random viney place two, and killed a giant black fruit.
Vegetarian Fartless sprouted up and got the shiznit kicked outta them.
//Gee, they're just pissing everyone off today, aren't they?//
They talked to Jane. "Clayton came to the tent... that's the last I remember. We must help the gorillas."
So they go to the cliff.
Clayton, the gorillas, and more monkey Fartless are there. Just before he could shoot a gorilla, however...
"No!" Sora yelled.
Clayton turned and looked at them weirdly.
The boy meeped. "Clayton?"
"Not Clayton! *&&X%! Not Clayton!"
They fought Clayton and the Fartless. They all looked to see the wall blow up, then back to Clayton, who was now 'floating'.
It turned out to be Stealth Sneak. After beating them both, a female gorilla pulled Clayton into a giant moving bush. Hey, it IS the mating grounds.
Kerchak threw Sora and Co. up to weird waterfally place. Ouch.
"Tarzan. Home." Yeah, we figured as much.
So they went through the really annoying jumpy cave, and got to small room with FFX butterflies.
//... Listen.//
Jane then appeared. "The sound of the waterfalls echoes all the way here!"
//That's NOT what I meant. Listen to ME, damnit!// You really gotta pity Words sometimes.
The FFX butterflies flew around, and Sora locked the Rathole.
"*&&X%."
"Oh, I get it now!" Jane said, "*&&X% means heart. Friends in our hearts!"
Tarzan mused over the word. "Heart... no heart, no friends. Clayton lose heart."
Sora, too, mused over it. "So all this was just a pointless goose chase..."
"Yeah?" Everyone turned to him.
"FUCK!"
A/N: Yes, heavy swearing at the end. Though you can't blame him, can you? And this was twice as long as the original Deep Jungle chapter...