InuYasha's Dilema
Written by:Night Ryder
Edited and Posted by:SlingShotRubberDucky
Disclaimer: We don't own diddly squat, so if you sue us, you'll get zilch, nada, zip. Or to put it simply you'll get nothing. (Or maybe a penny for your thoughts) Night Ryder does own Eleazar, in fact and fiction.
(Screen fades in)
SlingShot and Night Ryder: Today, we have a live guest, Fred The Pyscho- ward Out-patient Barber!
Fred:(Pulling out electric shavers) I want to give InuYasha a trim, but that would be nauuughty!
Night Ryder: Cut his bangs first!
SlingShot: Then you're out of reach of his teeth!
InuYasha:(Inu's eyes start twitching madly) I don't want a hair cut!
Night Ryder: But puppy love, you've got quite a mop of hair. Doesn't it get heavy?
SlingShot: Give 'im a mullet, Fred!!!
Fred: With nauuuughty pleasure, Madam.
Night Ryder:(Grabs Inu and holds his arms tight against his chest) If you cut off his ears I'll kill you!
Fred: Of course, because that would be nauuuuughty!
Chappie 3 Eleazar
Inu woke in the middle of the night to see glowing eyes hovering in the darkness, watching him. He was startled, and lashed out at it, It tumbled to the floor, whining. He jumped on it and slashed with teeth and claws. Mad with pain, his victim reached up at him and laid his hand on his head. Inu toppled over, and when the creature took his hand away, got back up. Inu watched its lean, lithe body slink into the corner, whimpering. Its soft, fluffy tail was tucked tightly between its hindlegs. Laura came in, flicking on the light. InuYasha looked at the milk-white creature he'd mauled. Even its blood was milky white, as shown by the trail of it on the floor. It too had claws and razor sharp incisors, but there wasn't a scrath on InuYasha. Its ears were larger than his, like those of a German Shepherd. Its eyes were like Milky Quartz, with an ebony pupil in an expanse of white. It looked at him, trembling in pain. InuYasha was suddenly struck with deep pity for it. He went over and picked it up.
Laura snatched it from him, thinking he was going to kill it. It was a rather tall creature, but quite thin, and she held it with almost no difficulty. It started to cry. Inu had ripped it up pretty good, a rake mark here, a bite there, the poor thing was bleeding all over the place. She took it to her room, slamming the door on Inu's face. He let out a howl of pain, covering his nose with his hands. Laura ignored him, starting to tend to his victim. Inu slid to the floor pouting. He wanted that creature bad, But he didn't know why. Then he heard Laura scream, he took a flying leap at the door, busting it down. The creature had shrunk, and was on the ceiling, panting. Inu leapt at it, enraged. Laura grabbed Inu and threw him down on her bed. "Leave it alone! Leave it alone!" she screamed at him. Inu's heart ached. If only he'd obeyed, he wouldn't have hurt Laura's feelings. She was in tears, and he knew he was the cause. Ashamed, he curled up in submission. "What is that thing?" he asked Laura, cowering. " It's a Lazarus creature, it came back from the dead." Laura said. "Look at its wounds, they're healing. It's so delicate, isn't it beautiful?" Inu looked at it thoughtfully. "Yes, it is beautiful." he finally whispered. "Reach up and get it for me? Please?"(A/N Translation: it's so cute, Let it bite you first.) Laura begged. Inu stood up and pulled him down. It was powerful and it knew it, but for some reason didn't use it. Laura had the bright idea of offering it a bowl of milk. Inu suddenly realized that could have some interesting problems. The creature crawled up to the edge of the bowl. Inu knocked it into the milk. Imagine Inu's surprise when the slippery, soggy creature leapt into his face with a soft growl. Inu couldn't get it off, it was too slippery for him to get a good grip on. Laura watched as Inu dropped to the ground, unconcious. A second later he was concious again, and the creature let go. Inu ripped off his shirt and bagged the tiny creature. He'd suddenly realized that it drained the life right out of him, then gave it back, to make him black out. What was this creature? Where was it from?
Conclusion to what happened with Inu, SlingShot, Night Ryder, And FRED THE PYSCHO WARD
OUT PATIENT BARBER!!!!!!!!!
Fred: Allllll done! HmmmHmmm... That was nauuughty!
SlingShot: Ahhh, doesn't the little puppy look just so cute!!!!!
Inu:(Sits there, embarrassed. His hair cropped short in a bobbed cut) I hate you people...
Night Ryder: Ahh... don't say that.
SlingShot: Ummm... Letz say goodbye to our guests, and finish this stupid chapter. SAYONARA Fred, Inu.
(Fred and Inu walk out)
Night Ryder: I'm never letting you pick our guests ever again!!!
SlingShot: Ahh... don't say that.
Night Ryder: What do you know, my words actually came back to haunt me...
(Screen fades out)
READ AND REVIEW or get SPAMMED TO DEATH!!!!!!(Hmmm... That Might Be Cool)
Disclaimer: We don't own diddly squat, so if you sue us, you'll get zilch, nada, zip. Or to put it simply you'll get nothing. (Or maybe a penny for your thoughts) Night Ryder does own Eleazar, in fact and fiction.
(Screen fades in)
SlingShot and Night Ryder: Today, we have a live guest, Fred The Pyscho- ward Out-patient Barber!
Fred:(Pulling out electric shavers) I want to give InuYasha a trim, but that would be nauuughty!
Night Ryder: Cut his bangs first!
SlingShot: Then you're out of reach of his teeth!
InuYasha:(Inu's eyes start twitching madly) I don't want a hair cut!
Night Ryder: But puppy love, you've got quite a mop of hair. Doesn't it get heavy?
SlingShot: Give 'im a mullet, Fred!!!
Fred: With nauuuughty pleasure, Madam.
Night Ryder:(Grabs Inu and holds his arms tight against his chest) If you cut off his ears I'll kill you!
Fred: Of course, because that would be nauuuuughty!
Chappie 3 Eleazar
Inu woke in the middle of the night to see glowing eyes hovering in the darkness, watching him. He was startled, and lashed out at it, It tumbled to the floor, whining. He jumped on it and slashed with teeth and claws. Mad with pain, his victim reached up at him and laid his hand on his head. Inu toppled over, and when the creature took his hand away, got back up. Inu watched its lean, lithe body slink into the corner, whimpering. Its soft, fluffy tail was tucked tightly between its hindlegs. Laura came in, flicking on the light. InuYasha looked at the milk-white creature he'd mauled. Even its blood was milky white, as shown by the trail of it on the floor. It too had claws and razor sharp incisors, but there wasn't a scrath on InuYasha. Its ears were larger than his, like those of a German Shepherd. Its eyes were like Milky Quartz, with an ebony pupil in an expanse of white. It looked at him, trembling in pain. InuYasha was suddenly struck with deep pity for it. He went over and picked it up.
Laura snatched it from him, thinking he was going to kill it. It was a rather tall creature, but quite thin, and she held it with almost no difficulty. It started to cry. Inu had ripped it up pretty good, a rake mark here, a bite there, the poor thing was bleeding all over the place. She took it to her room, slamming the door on Inu's face. He let out a howl of pain, covering his nose with his hands. Laura ignored him, starting to tend to his victim. Inu slid to the floor pouting. He wanted that creature bad, But he didn't know why. Then he heard Laura scream, he took a flying leap at the door, busting it down. The creature had shrunk, and was on the ceiling, panting. Inu leapt at it, enraged. Laura grabbed Inu and threw him down on her bed. "Leave it alone! Leave it alone!" she screamed at him. Inu's heart ached. If only he'd obeyed, he wouldn't have hurt Laura's feelings. She was in tears, and he knew he was the cause. Ashamed, he curled up in submission. "What is that thing?" he asked Laura, cowering. " It's a Lazarus creature, it came back from the dead." Laura said. "Look at its wounds, they're healing. It's so delicate, isn't it beautiful?" Inu looked at it thoughtfully. "Yes, it is beautiful." he finally whispered. "Reach up and get it for me? Please?"(A/N Translation: it's so cute, Let it bite you first.) Laura begged. Inu stood up and pulled him down. It was powerful and it knew it, but for some reason didn't use it. Laura had the bright idea of offering it a bowl of milk. Inu suddenly realized that could have some interesting problems. The creature crawled up to the edge of the bowl. Inu knocked it into the milk. Imagine Inu's surprise when the slippery, soggy creature leapt into his face with a soft growl. Inu couldn't get it off, it was too slippery for him to get a good grip on. Laura watched as Inu dropped to the ground, unconcious. A second later he was concious again, and the creature let go. Inu ripped off his shirt and bagged the tiny creature. He'd suddenly realized that it drained the life right out of him, then gave it back, to make him black out. What was this creature? Where was it from?
Conclusion to what happened with Inu, SlingShot, Night Ryder, And FRED THE PYSCHO WARD
OUT PATIENT BARBER!!!!!!!!!
Fred: Allllll done! HmmmHmmm... That was nauuughty!
SlingShot: Ahhh, doesn't the little puppy look just so cute!!!!!
Inu:(Sits there, embarrassed. His hair cropped short in a bobbed cut) I hate you people...
Night Ryder: Ahh... don't say that.
SlingShot: Ummm... Letz say goodbye to our guests, and finish this stupid chapter. SAYONARA Fred, Inu.
(Fred and Inu walk out)
Night Ryder: I'm never letting you pick our guests ever again!!!
SlingShot: Ahh... don't say that.
Night Ryder: What do you know, my words actually came back to haunt me...
(Screen fades out)
READ AND REVIEW or get SPAMMED TO DEATH!!!!!!(Hmmm... That Might Be Cool)