A/N: I FOUND IT!

Disclaimer: Mesa no ownsa.

In Hollow Bastion (even though we're NOT supposed to know that yet)...

"Ok, so he did find another one soon..." The witch shrugged.

An evil looking guy turned to the others. "Who said he'd get it on Wednesday?"

"Me! Me!" A bag thing said.

They paid him, and moved on. "At least the boy is unaware of our other plan." The evil looking guy said.

The evil lady scowled at him. "That's MY line!"

"Sorry! I thought you weren't going to say it!"

She shook her head, infuriated. "Anyway, the princesses are falling into our hands one by one..."

Meanwhile, in Traverse Town...

Sora held up two Navi-gummi pieces. "So, maybe Leon'll know what these are?"

"Why don't we just eat them?" The duck said.

"Gawrsh, I wonder where Leon is?"

Our hero looked around. "He was here when we left!"

Donald sighed. "He must have gone somewhere else... Hey, it's Yuffie! Wait, I don't even know who she is!"

Sora and Co. went over to Yuffie.

"Hi, Sora! How's the Deadratblade business going?" She asked.

"Fine. Do you know where Leon is?"

Yuffie thought for a moment. "He's probably in the Underground Cavern."

"Where's that?"

"You're meant to know!"

Sora jumped back a foot. "I am?!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NOOOO!"

"YES, DAMNIT!" Sora finally screamed.

She laughed. "See?"

He growled. "Stupid naked woman..." And off he went.

Sora found the Underground Cavern.

"Leon?"

Leon looked up. "Oh, hi."

"Hi! I'm Aerith!" A lady wearing too much pink said, holding out a hand.

"Hi Aerith!" Sora chirped, then turned. "Leon, do you know what these are?"

Leon looked at the gummi blocks. "How the hell should I know? Ask Cid."

So they went to talk to Cid.

"What the *^$&%$& do you (&%*^$& want?"

"I want to &%(&% know if you can (%*$&^$ help us with our )^*$%*^$ gummi ship!"

Cid smiled. "Kid, I like you."

//Great. He's liked by barrel man.//

"I mean, yeah, I'll help you. Don't you know what Navigation gummis are?"

They shook their heads.

"Well, they take you to other worlds. I'd install it for you, but I need to do something."

There was silence for a few seconds.

"Kid... this is where you offer to help."

"Oh! We can help!"

Cid gave him a weird book. "Take this to the old dude in the 3rd district. He lives beyond the door with the funky cult fire symbol."

"Ok then, see ya!"

They went off, cast fire on the door, and jumped across annoying moving stones. They ended up in a tiny musty room.

//The musty smell of this place... Reminds me of the secret place back home...//

Sora reached out. "Words?"

//No shit, sherlock.//

Some old dude walked in.

They all screamed.

"I was expecting you!" The old dude said.

"IT'S A FARTLESS!" And he attacked.

"OW! OW! STOP IT YOU LITTLE BRAT, I'M NOT A FART-"

Sora stopped attacking.

"Sora, you killed him!" Donald screeched.

The boy prodded the old dude with the Deadratblade.

The old dude got up. "I'm Merlin, I can teach you magic and stuff like that."

"That's nice, here's your book, bye!"

And they ran out.

A bunch of Fartless appeared.

But just before Sora could attack...

The Fartless are destroyed.

Sora stood there, amazed. Then he noticed who the person was. "RIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" He glomped his friend, "RIKURIKURIKURIKURIKURIKURIKURIKU!!!"

Riku was... leapt on. "Hi Sora!"

Sora tugged at Riku's mouth. "Riku, is it really you?"

"No, I'm the easter bunny!"

"... Oh..."

"Of course it's me!"

"RIKU!" And Sora hugged him.

"Yeah, yeah... can you get off me now? It's kinda hard to breathe."

"Oh, sure!" He got off Riku.

"Isn't it great? We're together again!" Riku grinned, rubbing his spleen.

"Is Kairi with you?"

The older boy shook his head. "I thought she was with you! But, now that we're together again, we can go find her, together! Just leave everything to-"

Sora suddenly attacked and killed a Fartless.

"Leave it to WHO?"

"Holy SHIT! What the **** is that?!"

Goofy grinned, putting his hands on Sora's shoulders. "It's the Deadratblade! Sora's the chosen one!"

"I wasn't asking you, dipshit."

"Oh... okay..." And Goofy retreated to a corner to sob and gnaw on his special gummi block.

Riku took the Deadratblade. "Are you telling me you put your hands in my mouth after touching this thing!? Gross, dude!"

"Sorry... Give it back!"

"Catch." Riku threw it to him.

Being Sora, he didn't catch it. He was knocked out.

Donald looked down. "Sora?"

Sora got up. "My head... Hey, where's Riku?"

Donald shrugged. "We better go see Cid, Sora."

Sora sighed. "Oh well. At least he's okay."

Of course, while he said that it's seen from someone's point of view, only implying that Riku was being childish and had hidden, still watching them.

They went to the Small House.

"So you delivered it?" Cid asked.

"Yeah, now go work on our )^^$^ ship!"

"Fine, fine! Spoilt brat..."

"Wanna hear a great joke someone told me?" Leon asked.

"Why not?" Sora shrugged.

"A guy walks into a bar-"

"He says ow!" Yuffie giggled.

"Yuffie! You ALWAYS spoil it!"

Cid looked at Sora. "Kid, have you heard of Maleficent?"

"No..."

"She's a witch, man!"

"COOL!"

Leon shook his head. "She's an EVIL witch! She's the reason Fartless are here!"

"Oh... Not cool."

So they laughed, and... stuff.

Outside, however...

"See? He doesn't need you. He has replaced you." Maleficent explained to Riku while they watched Sora and Co... I think there's a word for that. I think it's stalker.

Riku laughed. "Sora? Replace me? No way?! He doesn't have enough brain cells!"

The witch crossed her eyes. "Look, Riku, he had new friends now. He hasn't even tried to find you. Come with me."

"I dunno..."

"COME WITH ME, NOW!" She dragged him off into a portal.
A/N: Yay! Just six more chapters to convert!