A/N: You all still like this! I feel so loved... even if you don't review (nudge nudge, poke poke). I know you're there!
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Anyway, since Cid "threw in" a warp gummi, they travelled to some place called Agrabah.
"So, why you need Jasmine?" Jafar asked.
"You know why, I've told you 5 times already!"
"But I like the story!"
Maleficent sighed. "Fine then. The seven princesses of fart must all be together to open the final door."
Iago flew down. "Jafar, I've looked everywhere for Jasmine!"
Jafar stepped on Iago. "Stupid bird!
"Jafar, I think I'll be going now... just remember, lose to the darkness and you don't get paid." And she left in a funky portal.
Anyway, Sora and Co. arrived and kicked the **** out of some random Fartless. They ran around, and ended up in an alley.
"Who's there?" A lady said.
Sora giggled. "We're the Fartless, here to kidnap you!"
"Argh! That's not funny! The Fartless speak l33t!"
"Most of them speak l33t." Donald corrected, "Now, who the **** are you and what the **** are you doing here?"
"I'm Jasmine, daughter of the Sultan."
Goofy: Gawrsh, that makes you a princess!"
"Or, you could call me a Sultana!"
Donald whispered to Sora. "Her brain's certianly one..."
"Jafar's taken over Agrabah, and he helped me."
Sora stared at her. "Jafar helped you?"
"No, he did!"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"
Jasmine shook her head. "Aladdin helped me. He went out to the desert, though."
"And I'm guessing we have to go find him for you."
They go off and found Aladdin in a pit of sand.
Sora shrugged. "Whoops, we were too late!" He turned to leave.
"Genie, get rid of these guys!"
Sora scowled. "We're GOING!"
Genie appeared and made all the Fartless disappear.
Sora's eyes went starry. "COOL!"
"I'm Genie, this is Aladdin, and you are...?"
"I'm Sora."
Aladdin got up. "Hi Sora."
So they talked.
Aladdin was telling then about his wishes. "And then I'll wish to be a prince..."
Sora & Co were VERY bored.
//Al, SHUT UP.//
Sora leapt at Words and almost fell off the carpet. No wait, he did. Ouch.
Genie ignored Words. "Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame! Why didn't I think of that? Okay, you asked for it! A hundred servants and a hundred camels loaded with gold! Just say the word and I'll deliver it in 30 minutes or less, or your meal's free. Hey, I'll even throw in a cappuccino!" Don't you just love service with a smile?
Goofy scratched his head. "Uh, why a prince?"
Aladdin blushed. "You see, there's this girl in Agrabah named Jasmine. But she's a princess, and I'm... Aw, she could never fall for a guy like me."
"Oh. Princess? I thought she was a Sultana." Donald shrugged.
Goofy gnawed on the carpet. "Jasmine?"
"Oh, that's right! She's in trouble, Aladdin!"
Aladdin's eyes bugged out as he grabbed Sora by the collar. "You wait until NOW to tell me?!"
They continued to fly back, Sora keeping as far away from Aladdin as possible.
"Ah, fresh air! The great outdoors!"
Sora smiled. "I guess you don't get out much, huh?"
Genie nodded. "Comes with the job. Phenomenal cosmic powers. Itty-bitty living space. It's always three wishes, then back to my portable prison. I'm lucky to see the light of day every century or two..."
"Say, Genie, what if I use my last wish to free you from the lamp? What do you think?" Aladdin grinned.
"You'd do that?"
"Genie, it's a promise. After we help Jasmine." Aladdin glared at Sora again.
After kicking some serious Fartless ass, they went to Aladdin's house.
Aladdin sat down. "So, Jafar is after Jasmine and this "Rathole"."
"Rathole, eh? I could swear I've heard about that somewhere before..."
Donald jumped around, exited. "Really? Where?"
Genie thought for a moment. "Now, where was it? It's only been 200 years..."
"ARGH! You damned idiot!"
Sora quickly pulled the duck away. "Well, anyway, we've got to stop Jafar before it's too late."
Anyway, they went to the Big Door Place.
Now, time for the most annoying and most brittish line in this whole tale.
"Settings your sights a little high, aren't you, boy?"
Our heroes took a few moments to cringe, then turned back to Jafar.
"Back to your hole, street rat. I will not allow you to trouble the princess any more."
A whole bunch of rats ran past, very offended at his statement. Poor things.
"Jasmine!"
She looked at him sadly. "I'm so sorry, Aladdin."
"YOU TWO TIMING BIT-"
Sora quickly pushed Aladdin aside in before things got nasty. Well, they already were nasty, but that doesn't matter, does it?
Angrily, Aladdin rubbed the lamp behind his back. "Genie... help her. So I can kick the-" He stopped when getting a glare from Sora.
Genie appeared and picked Jasmine up. "One wish left! Damn, this is easy!"
Jafar laughed. "So sorry boy! Your second wish has been denied!"
Nothing happened.
The vizier cleared his throat. "SO SORRY BOY! YOUR SECOND WISH HAS BEEN DENIED!"
A hay bail rolled past.
"IAGO! GET YOUR FEATHERED ASS HERE, NOW!"
The bird quickly flew down and grabbed the lamp. "I'm sorry, Jafar!"
"Shut up, imbecile."
Jasmine fell into a giant tiny pot with a scream. Anyway, they fought another Fartless, one that strongly resembled the Backstreet Boys.
Anyway, they travelled to Strange Sandy Place.
"Sora, behind you..." Donald meeped.
"Hah! I won't fall for that!"
"Growl." Thing Behind Sora said.
Sora turned around. "AHHHH! GIANT MOVING STONE TIGER HEAD!"
After beating the tiger head, they went inside, beat some Fartless... and stuff, and ran into the big room...
"Good, you have the princess." Maleficent cooed while they stood in front of the Rathole.
"Yes. But that boy is becoming a problem. Tell Riku, or whatever the hell his name is."
"Maybe I will. Because all seven princesses are needed to open the final door..."
Sora ran in. "HEY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OPENING THE FINAL DOOR!!! WORDS, TELL THEM!"
//Ah... //
"Well?!"
//Different door.//
The brown haired boy was fuming. "HOW MANY FUCKING DOORS ARE THERE?!"
//... Good question. I'd like to know myself.//
In the confusion, Maleficent left.
"Genie, my first wish - ELIMINATE THEM!"
"But Genie's can't kill!" The blue thing argued.
Jafar put his hands on his hips. "Fine, just very badly injure them."
Genie set out to very badly injure the trio, while Jafar flew around, acting like a drunk idiot. Thankfully, they beat Jafar before he got arrested for drunk flying.
"MY THIRD WISH, MAKE ME AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!"
Genie sighed and did as he was commanded.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Jafar flew down to Weirdo Lava Place.
Sora and Co. followed him.
//Disney and a guy who looks like Satan? I'm not surprised.//
Down in weirdo lava place...
Jafar reached down, picked up a huge rock, and threw it at them. "This is good for my muscles!"
"Ooooooo!"
Donald sighed, twapping the exited boy over the head. "Get the ****ing lamp, Sora!"
Our hero growled. "Fine, fine..." He grabbed the lamp off Iago. "BACK INTO YOUR LAMP, PIMP!"
"I'm not a piiiiiiiii-" Into the lamp Jafar went.
"Booya!"
Back up above them...
Jasmine looked around. "Oh, crap!"
Sora and Co. SOMEHOW made it back up, only to find that Jasmine was gone.
Anyway, Sora locked the Rathole.
Donald cursed. "****! The cave's gonna collapse!"
So they left on Aladdin's carpet.
At Aladdin's house...
"Let's go find Jasmine!"
Sora shook his head. "You can't come."
"Oh. Crap."
Genie poked Aladdin. "You can always wish for her back... just say the word..."
Aladdin nodded. "I wish..."
Genie prepared.
"For your freedom, Genie!"
"ARE YOU GODDAMNED CRAZY!?" The blue spirit's eyes bugged out.
"She's a two timin' ho!"
Sora laughed nervously. "Aladdin... Genie can come with us."
"So he can come, not me?"
"Pretty much."
The disgruntled street rat flipped the bird at our heroes.
Anyway, in Hollow Bastion...
"He could have won, if *someone* had've stayed to help him." An evil guy said.
Riku scowled. "Hey, I got the princess, didn't I?"
Maleficent nodded. "Jafar was beyond help. He had sunk too far into the darkness."
Some Other Evil Guy spoke up. "This, coming from the ruler of the Fartless?"
Maleficent ignored him. "Riku, you fufilled your part of the deal. I'll do mine." A picture of sleeping Kairi was shown on the pedestal thingy.
Riku got a crazy look. "Kairi!"
Captain Hook walked in. "But remember this is no pleasure cruise. It won't be a pleasant voyage!"
The silver haired beauty sighed. "I guessed that from the first "pleasure"... Why are you doing all this for me?"
The witch smiled. "Riku, you're like a son to me! I only want you to be happy."
They all took a moment to cringe at the smile.
Riku raised an eyebrow. "I highly doubt that."
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A/N: x_x
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Anyway, since Cid "threw in" a warp gummi, they travelled to some place called Agrabah.
"So, why you need Jasmine?" Jafar asked.
"You know why, I've told you 5 times already!"
"But I like the story!"
Maleficent sighed. "Fine then. The seven princesses of fart must all be together to open the final door."
Iago flew down. "Jafar, I've looked everywhere for Jasmine!"
Jafar stepped on Iago. "Stupid bird!
"Jafar, I think I'll be going now... just remember, lose to the darkness and you don't get paid." And she left in a funky portal.
Anyway, Sora and Co. arrived and kicked the **** out of some random Fartless. They ran around, and ended up in an alley.
"Who's there?" A lady said.
Sora giggled. "We're the Fartless, here to kidnap you!"
"Argh! That's not funny! The Fartless speak l33t!"
"Most of them speak l33t." Donald corrected, "Now, who the **** are you and what the **** are you doing here?"
"I'm Jasmine, daughter of the Sultan."
Goofy: Gawrsh, that makes you a princess!"
"Or, you could call me a Sultana!"
Donald whispered to Sora. "Her brain's certianly one..."
"Jafar's taken over Agrabah, and he helped me."
Sora stared at her. "Jafar helped you?"
"No, he did!"
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"
Jasmine shook her head. "Aladdin helped me. He went out to the desert, though."
"And I'm guessing we have to go find him for you."
They go off and found Aladdin in a pit of sand.
Sora shrugged. "Whoops, we were too late!" He turned to leave.
"Genie, get rid of these guys!"
Sora scowled. "We're GOING!"
Genie appeared and made all the Fartless disappear.
Sora's eyes went starry. "COOL!"
"I'm Genie, this is Aladdin, and you are...?"
"I'm Sora."
Aladdin got up. "Hi Sora."
So they talked.
Aladdin was telling then about his wishes. "And then I'll wish to be a prince..."
Sora & Co were VERY bored.
//Al, SHUT UP.//
Sora leapt at Words and almost fell off the carpet. No wait, he did. Ouch.
Genie ignored Words. "Oooh! Money! Royalty! Fame! Why didn't I think of that? Okay, you asked for it! A hundred servants and a hundred camels loaded with gold! Just say the word and I'll deliver it in 30 minutes or less, or your meal's free. Hey, I'll even throw in a cappuccino!" Don't you just love service with a smile?
Goofy scratched his head. "Uh, why a prince?"
Aladdin blushed. "You see, there's this girl in Agrabah named Jasmine. But she's a princess, and I'm... Aw, she could never fall for a guy like me."
"Oh. Princess? I thought she was a Sultana." Donald shrugged.
Goofy gnawed on the carpet. "Jasmine?"
"Oh, that's right! She's in trouble, Aladdin!"
Aladdin's eyes bugged out as he grabbed Sora by the collar. "You wait until NOW to tell me?!"
They continued to fly back, Sora keeping as far away from Aladdin as possible.
"Ah, fresh air! The great outdoors!"
Sora smiled. "I guess you don't get out much, huh?"
Genie nodded. "Comes with the job. Phenomenal cosmic powers. Itty-bitty living space. It's always three wishes, then back to my portable prison. I'm lucky to see the light of day every century or two..."
"Say, Genie, what if I use my last wish to free you from the lamp? What do you think?" Aladdin grinned.
"You'd do that?"
"Genie, it's a promise. After we help Jasmine." Aladdin glared at Sora again.
After kicking some serious Fartless ass, they went to Aladdin's house.
Aladdin sat down. "So, Jafar is after Jasmine and this "Rathole"."
"Rathole, eh? I could swear I've heard about that somewhere before..."
Donald jumped around, exited. "Really? Where?"
Genie thought for a moment. "Now, where was it? It's only been 200 years..."
"ARGH! You damned idiot!"
Sora quickly pulled the duck away. "Well, anyway, we've got to stop Jafar before it's too late."
Anyway, they went to the Big Door Place.
Now, time for the most annoying and most brittish line in this whole tale.
"Settings your sights a little high, aren't you, boy?"
Our heroes took a few moments to cringe, then turned back to Jafar.
"Back to your hole, street rat. I will not allow you to trouble the princess any more."
A whole bunch of rats ran past, very offended at his statement. Poor things.
"Jasmine!"
She looked at him sadly. "I'm so sorry, Aladdin."
"YOU TWO TIMING BIT-"
Sora quickly pushed Aladdin aside in before things got nasty. Well, they already were nasty, but that doesn't matter, does it?
Angrily, Aladdin rubbed the lamp behind his back. "Genie... help her. So I can kick the-" He stopped when getting a glare from Sora.
Genie appeared and picked Jasmine up. "One wish left! Damn, this is easy!"
Jafar laughed. "So sorry boy! Your second wish has been denied!"
Nothing happened.
The vizier cleared his throat. "SO SORRY BOY! YOUR SECOND WISH HAS BEEN DENIED!"
A hay bail rolled past.
"IAGO! GET YOUR FEATHERED ASS HERE, NOW!"
The bird quickly flew down and grabbed the lamp. "I'm sorry, Jafar!"
"Shut up, imbecile."
Jasmine fell into a giant tiny pot with a scream. Anyway, they fought another Fartless, one that strongly resembled the Backstreet Boys.
Anyway, they travelled to Strange Sandy Place.
"Sora, behind you..." Donald meeped.
"Hah! I won't fall for that!"
"Growl." Thing Behind Sora said.
Sora turned around. "AHHHH! GIANT MOVING STONE TIGER HEAD!"
After beating the tiger head, they went inside, beat some Fartless... and stuff, and ran into the big room...
"Good, you have the princess." Maleficent cooed while they stood in front of the Rathole.
"Yes. But that boy is becoming a problem. Tell Riku, or whatever the hell his name is."
"Maybe I will. Because all seven princesses are needed to open the final door..."
Sora ran in. "HEY! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OPENING THE FINAL DOOR!!! WORDS, TELL THEM!"
//Ah... //
"Well?!"
//Different door.//
The brown haired boy was fuming. "HOW MANY FUCKING DOORS ARE THERE?!"
//... Good question. I'd like to know myself.//
In the confusion, Maleficent left.
"Genie, my first wish - ELIMINATE THEM!"
"But Genie's can't kill!" The blue thing argued.
Jafar put his hands on his hips. "Fine, just very badly injure them."
Genie set out to very badly injure the trio, while Jafar flew around, acting like a drunk idiot. Thankfully, they beat Jafar before he got arrested for drunk flying.
"MY THIRD WISH, MAKE ME AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!"
Genie sighed and did as he was commanded.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Jafar flew down to Weirdo Lava Place.
Sora and Co. followed him.
//Disney and a guy who looks like Satan? I'm not surprised.//
Down in weirdo lava place...
Jafar reached down, picked up a huge rock, and threw it at them. "This is good for my muscles!"
"Ooooooo!"
Donald sighed, twapping the exited boy over the head. "Get the ****ing lamp, Sora!"
Our hero growled. "Fine, fine..." He grabbed the lamp off Iago. "BACK INTO YOUR LAMP, PIMP!"
"I'm not a piiiiiiiii-" Into the lamp Jafar went.
"Booya!"
Back up above them...
Jasmine looked around. "Oh, crap!"
Sora and Co. SOMEHOW made it back up, only to find that Jasmine was gone.
Anyway, Sora locked the Rathole.
Donald cursed. "****! The cave's gonna collapse!"
So they left on Aladdin's carpet.
At Aladdin's house...
"Let's go find Jasmine!"
Sora shook his head. "You can't come."
"Oh. Crap."
Genie poked Aladdin. "You can always wish for her back... just say the word..."
Aladdin nodded. "I wish..."
Genie prepared.
"For your freedom, Genie!"
"ARE YOU GODDAMNED CRAZY!?" The blue spirit's eyes bugged out.
"She's a two timin' ho!"
Sora laughed nervously. "Aladdin... Genie can come with us."
"So he can come, not me?"
"Pretty much."
The disgruntled street rat flipped the bird at our heroes.
Anyway, in Hollow Bastion...
"He could have won, if *someone* had've stayed to help him." An evil guy said.
Riku scowled. "Hey, I got the princess, didn't I?"
Maleficent nodded. "Jafar was beyond help. He had sunk too far into the darkness."
Some Other Evil Guy spoke up. "This, coming from the ruler of the Fartless?"
Maleficent ignored him. "Riku, you fufilled your part of the deal. I'll do mine." A picture of sleeping Kairi was shown on the pedestal thingy.
Riku got a crazy look. "Kairi!"
Captain Hook walked in. "But remember this is no pleasure cruise. It won't be a pleasant voyage!"
The silver haired beauty sighed. "I guessed that from the first "pleasure"... Why are you doing all this for me?"
The witch smiled. "Riku, you're like a son to me! I only want you to be happy."
They all took a moment to cringe at the smile.
Riku raised an eyebrow. "I highly doubt that."
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A/N: x_x