InuYasha's Dilemma
Written by: Night Ryder
Typed up and posted by: SlingShotRubberDucky
SS the Disclaimer: I only own the computer I'm using to type this up on. And the paper, eraser, and pencil that was used to write this originally belongs to Night Ryder^_^
Last time:
SS:*Struggles with new, rising emotions* Awww. Poor. Puppy.*Walks over and sulks with Inu*
Fred:*Watches SlingShot as she pets Inu on the head, looks at Night Ryder* You wanna go sulk with them??
NR: If it gets me away from you, Yes!*Runs and sits next to SlingShot, their backs to Fred*
Fred:*Grins evilly and pulls out a gas mask and the room is filled with a orange smoke* Good Night.
SS, NR, & Inu:*Inhale smoke, Blink once, twice and pass out, sprawled across the floor*
Fred:*Pulls out his hair 'care' box and pulls out a pair of scissors* This will be Naauugghhtttyyy.
Now:
SS, NR, & Inu:*Still sleeping like logs, Inu's ears twitch, Night Ryder rolls over, and SlingShot starts kickboxing in her sleep*
Fred:*Pushing around in his box, looking for a pair of razors* Where could they....Ah Ha!!*finds them and shows them to the readers*
SS, NR, & Inu:*Nothing changed, 'xcept SlingShot started to drool and talk*
Fred:*Walks over to Inu, and kneels next to him* Shave the doggie! Shave the doggie! So much fun!*Starts to shave the fur off of Inu's ears*
SS:*Starts to suck thumb and sing at the same time*Wubba ducky you're da one, you make bwaf time wots of fwun.
Fred:*Finishes with Inu's ears and moves to SlingShot, he starts to 'trim' her brown hair* Snip, snip. A little off of here, and a bit off of there, once I'm done, you'll have no hair!!
SS:*Sneezes when a lock of her hair lands on her nose, still sleeping* 'scuse me....
Fred: You're excused...*goes to Night Ryder, picks up a piece of her hair*
NR:*Wakes up just as Fred's about to cut her hair* RAAHHHH!!!!!*Bites Fred's scissor arm off*
Fred:*Missing scissor arm up to the elbow* Well, that was naauugghhttyy.....
NR:*Lunges at Fred* OogaBooga!!!
Fred:*Eyes widen* Eekkkkk!!!!
SS, & Inu:*Wake up to see Fred being torn apart by Night Ryder, oblivious to the fact that their hair is ruined* Uhhhhh....did we miss somethin'??
NR:*Has Fred in her mouth and unleashes the animal within* Death To Freddie!!
Fury the eight-armed big black ball with one eye:*Appears out of thin air. Aims his laser-shooting arms at Fred* Total Annihilation!!*Shoots Fred*
Fred:*Turns into a pile of ashes* Owwww.........*His disconnected arm starts to run away on its fingers like Thing from The Addam's Family*
NR:*Looks at SlingShot's new hair 'do' and cracks up* HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
SS:*Starts laughing* Ha ha ha!! What are we laughing about?? Hee hee hee!!
Fury:*Pulls out mirror*
SS:*Looks at mirror and laughs harder* Ah ha ha ha!! Mwa ha ha ha!! WAIT!!!!!!!!!*Looks at mirror again and realizes her hair is shorter and frizzed up* FRED!!!!!!!
Fred's ashes: Uh oh.....
Fred's arm:*Runs away faster*
SS:*Glares flaming daggers at Fred's ashes* DIE!!*Jumps on ashes*
NR:*Stares, slightly frightened* Ummm......we'd best start the fic, before SlingShot pulls out a flamethrower....
SS:*Pulls out flamethrower and shoots Fred* Take This!!! And That!! And A Lil' Of This!!!
Inu: Too late.....
Fury: Since the others are to busy trying to kill Fred's remains, I, Fury, shall begin the story!! Prepare for Total Annihilation!!!*Begins fic, puts a big, goofy, grin on* Enjoy!!*Starts to shoot at Fred's ashes*
Chapter 5 Sucked In
InuYasha, Shippo, and Eleazar had been searching for two days now. The third day dawned hazy and humid. Shippo woke to see Inu asleep with his limbs dangling, lying on a tree branch. Shippo's stomach grumbled. Where was Eleazar? The dog boy snuck up behind Shippo. Shippo was oblivious. Eleazar leapt out from behind a bush and grabbed Shippo. Shippo screamed bloody murder. InuYasha woke with a start and tumbled out of the tree. Shippo and Eleazar were laughing. Eleazar hauled his 'kill' out from behind the bush and they laughed.
"Can you say the cat's in the bag?" Eleazar asked, producing Kirara, Sango's pet. Kirara meowed angrilly. Eleazar murmered a few words in a foreign tongue and Kirara started to purr.
"Kirara, show us where Miroku is." Eleazar said. Kirara strutted right off into the woods. The three halfbreeds followed. They walked for an hour or two when in a clearing they saw Laura and Sango, tied up and gagged. Before anything could be done to stop him, Inu bolted to Laura, angry and relieved at the same time. As Inu ran to Laura, an arrow winged through the trees and hit him. Kagome and Sesshomaru emerged from the trees, gloating, Sesshomaru unhappily wore that nasty necklace Inu once had. Sesshomaru went to finish his brother off when Kagome said: "Sit Boy!"(Wham!!!)Sesshomaru's head hit the ground. Sango grinned in spite of herself, hearing the satisfying crunch of Sesshomaru's nose breaking.
"Kagome, why? Why did you abandon me? Why have you hurt me now?" Inu asked.
"An eye for an eye, Inu. Your words and your threats hurt me. Now it is your turn to suffer." Kagome spat. Sesshomaru, unnoticed, was snarling, preparing to spring and kill Kagome. Miroku suddenly appeared, Sesshomaru never had a chance. In a twinkling, he was sucked into oblivion. Then, like Yura, Miroku flailed in Eleazar's grasp. A cloud of dust was all that remained of Miroku.
Shippo freed Sango and Laura. Laura immediatly began to tend to InuYasha. Sango and Kagome slunk off into the woods together. Sango was furious. Sesshomaru was dead. InuYasha was in love with Lauram both of the beautiful demons she had once spared had forgotten about her. Anger and bitter resentment welled up in her heart. She looked back at InuYasha.
"I will kill you, nothing can stop me!" She vowed, shaking her fist. She slipped away, seething with hate. Kagome and Sango had both turned against Inu, and plotted his murder together.
Two days later Sango rode into the village on Kirara. Laura was out on a walk with Rin, Eleazar and Kaede were in the woods, and InuYasha was all by himself. He and Sango walked off together, but Sango came back alone with a smug look on her face.
Laura came back to Kaede's hut to fing Inu sprawled in the dirt away from any passersby sightline. Laura screamed. Eleazar appeared from the woods, toting Kaede's herbs. Inu had been stabbed, and he was still alive, but barely.
"Laura..."
"I'm here, don't worry Inu."
"Laura, I want you to go home, back to your world."
"And leave you? No way!"
"I'm not going to be here long anyway."
"Sure you are, you're immortal."
"Not anymore. Go please, you aren't safe here." Kaede laid a hand on laura.
"He is right child. Here you will find no safety, only danger."Kaede warned. Laura shook her hand off.
"Don't die on me Inu! I love you!" Laura whispered.
"I'm sorry Laura...." Inu trailed off, his body going limp in Laura's arms.
"Don't be sorry. You've been through alot. If you have to leave me, leave knowing I love you," Laura said, running her fingers through his long, silver hair. He stopped breathing. Laura felt for his heartbeat and couldn't find one. Laura held his head to her chest and wept. InuYasha was dead.
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SS:*Humming the song 'Taps'*
NR: Why are you humming that?
SS:*Stops humming* 'Cause the readers are gonna kill us for killing Inu.....*Goes back to humming*
NR: Ummm......so????
SS:*Ducks flying shoes and random rotten veggies* I don't feel like dying....I wanna grow up and be an manga-ka in Japan. And don't you wanna own a horse-farm?? Ya can't do that if you're dead.*Ducks knives and pitchforks*
NR:Yeah. I just remembered, what did you ever do with Fred?? I left after you pulled out the flamethrower.
SS:*Grins evilly* Do you wanna know? Do you really wanna know??
NR: The way you put it, I don't think I wanna....
SS: TO BAD!!! I'm tellin' ya anyway.I had just finished flaming Fred's ashes when Fury went bizzerk.......
~~FlashBack~~(SlingShot explains)
Fury:*Shooting everything with lasers* All must Die!!!
SS:*Dodges lasers with a lack of grace* Ahhhh!!
Fred's Arm:*Gets crushed when SlingShot lands on it* Eppp!!
Inu:*Gets brilliant idea, scoops up Fred's ashes and throws them in Fury's big eye*
Fury:*Tries to clean the ashes out of his one big eye* Can't....see....ahhh!*Lands on SlingShot and the arm*
SS:*Eyes widen as the air is knocked out of her lungs under his massive weight* Get...*Gasp*...off....*gasp*
Fury:*Suddenly starts glowing* Uhh...oh...TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!*Self destructs, blowing everything(one) up*
~~End Of FlashBack~~
NR: Is that so??*Raises eyebrow*
SS:Yup, yup!!
NR: Really? Then how are you still living and where are the others?
SS: I'd like to know that myself........good bye*Leaves*
NR: Yeah, see ya later. I gotta go feed my big black german shepard.*Leaves after her*
The Ducky Orders You To Review! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
SS the Disclaimer: I only own the computer I'm using to type this up on. And the paper, eraser, and pencil that was used to write this originally belongs to Night Ryder^_^
Last time:
SS:*Struggles with new, rising emotions* Awww. Poor. Puppy.*Walks over and sulks with Inu*
Fred:*Watches SlingShot as she pets Inu on the head, looks at Night Ryder* You wanna go sulk with them??
NR: If it gets me away from you, Yes!*Runs and sits next to SlingShot, their backs to Fred*
Fred:*Grins evilly and pulls out a gas mask and the room is filled with a orange smoke* Good Night.
SS, NR, & Inu:*Inhale smoke, Blink once, twice and pass out, sprawled across the floor*
Fred:*Pulls out his hair 'care' box and pulls out a pair of scissors* This will be Naauugghhtttyyy.
Now:
SS, NR, & Inu:*Still sleeping like logs, Inu's ears twitch, Night Ryder rolls over, and SlingShot starts kickboxing in her sleep*
Fred:*Pushing around in his box, looking for a pair of razors* Where could they....Ah Ha!!*finds them and shows them to the readers*
SS, NR, & Inu:*Nothing changed, 'xcept SlingShot started to drool and talk*
Fred:*Walks over to Inu, and kneels next to him* Shave the doggie! Shave the doggie! So much fun!*Starts to shave the fur off of Inu's ears*
SS:*Starts to suck thumb and sing at the same time*Wubba ducky you're da one, you make bwaf time wots of fwun.
Fred:*Finishes with Inu's ears and moves to SlingShot, he starts to 'trim' her brown hair* Snip, snip. A little off of here, and a bit off of there, once I'm done, you'll have no hair!!
SS:*Sneezes when a lock of her hair lands on her nose, still sleeping* 'scuse me....
Fred: You're excused...*goes to Night Ryder, picks up a piece of her hair*
NR:*Wakes up just as Fred's about to cut her hair* RAAHHHH!!!!!*Bites Fred's scissor arm off*
Fred:*Missing scissor arm up to the elbow* Well, that was naauugghhttyy.....
NR:*Lunges at Fred* OogaBooga!!!
Fred:*Eyes widen* Eekkkkk!!!!
SS, & Inu:*Wake up to see Fred being torn apart by Night Ryder, oblivious to the fact that their hair is ruined* Uhhhhh....did we miss somethin'??
NR:*Has Fred in her mouth and unleashes the animal within* Death To Freddie!!
Fury the eight-armed big black ball with one eye:*Appears out of thin air. Aims his laser-shooting arms at Fred* Total Annihilation!!*Shoots Fred*
Fred:*Turns into a pile of ashes* Owwww.........*His disconnected arm starts to run away on its fingers like Thing from The Addam's Family*
NR:*Looks at SlingShot's new hair 'do' and cracks up* HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
SS:*Starts laughing* Ha ha ha!! What are we laughing about?? Hee hee hee!!
Fury:*Pulls out mirror*
SS:*Looks at mirror and laughs harder* Ah ha ha ha!! Mwa ha ha ha!! WAIT!!!!!!!!!*Looks at mirror again and realizes her hair is shorter and frizzed up* FRED!!!!!!!
Fred's ashes: Uh oh.....
Fred's arm:*Runs away faster*
SS:*Glares flaming daggers at Fred's ashes* DIE!!*Jumps on ashes*
NR:*Stares, slightly frightened* Ummm......we'd best start the fic, before SlingShot pulls out a flamethrower....
SS:*Pulls out flamethrower and shoots Fred* Take This!!! And That!! And A Lil' Of This!!!
Inu: Too late.....
Fury: Since the others are to busy trying to kill Fred's remains, I, Fury, shall begin the story!! Prepare for Total Annihilation!!!*Begins fic, puts a big, goofy, grin on* Enjoy!!*Starts to shoot at Fred's ashes*
Chapter 5 Sucked In
InuYasha, Shippo, and Eleazar had been searching for two days now. The third day dawned hazy and humid. Shippo woke to see Inu asleep with his limbs dangling, lying on a tree branch. Shippo's stomach grumbled. Where was Eleazar? The dog boy snuck up behind Shippo. Shippo was oblivious. Eleazar leapt out from behind a bush and grabbed Shippo. Shippo screamed bloody murder. InuYasha woke with a start and tumbled out of the tree. Shippo and Eleazar were laughing. Eleazar hauled his 'kill' out from behind the bush and they laughed.
"Can you say the cat's in the bag?" Eleazar asked, producing Kirara, Sango's pet. Kirara meowed angrilly. Eleazar murmered a few words in a foreign tongue and Kirara started to purr.
"Kirara, show us where Miroku is." Eleazar said. Kirara strutted right off into the woods. The three halfbreeds followed. They walked for an hour or two when in a clearing they saw Laura and Sango, tied up and gagged. Before anything could be done to stop him, Inu bolted to Laura, angry and relieved at the same time. As Inu ran to Laura, an arrow winged through the trees and hit him. Kagome and Sesshomaru emerged from the trees, gloating, Sesshomaru unhappily wore that nasty necklace Inu once had. Sesshomaru went to finish his brother off when Kagome said: "Sit Boy!"(Wham!!!)Sesshomaru's head hit the ground. Sango grinned in spite of herself, hearing the satisfying crunch of Sesshomaru's nose breaking.
"Kagome, why? Why did you abandon me? Why have you hurt me now?" Inu asked.
"An eye for an eye, Inu. Your words and your threats hurt me. Now it is your turn to suffer." Kagome spat. Sesshomaru, unnoticed, was snarling, preparing to spring and kill Kagome. Miroku suddenly appeared, Sesshomaru never had a chance. In a twinkling, he was sucked into oblivion. Then, like Yura, Miroku flailed in Eleazar's grasp. A cloud of dust was all that remained of Miroku.
Shippo freed Sango and Laura. Laura immediatly began to tend to InuYasha. Sango and Kagome slunk off into the woods together. Sango was furious. Sesshomaru was dead. InuYasha was in love with Lauram both of the beautiful demons she had once spared had forgotten about her. Anger and bitter resentment welled up in her heart. She looked back at InuYasha.
"I will kill you, nothing can stop me!" She vowed, shaking her fist. She slipped away, seething with hate. Kagome and Sango had both turned against Inu, and plotted his murder together.
Two days later Sango rode into the village on Kirara. Laura was out on a walk with Rin, Eleazar and Kaede were in the woods, and InuYasha was all by himself. He and Sango walked off together, but Sango came back alone with a smug look on her face.
Laura came back to Kaede's hut to fing Inu sprawled in the dirt away from any passersby sightline. Laura screamed. Eleazar appeared from the woods, toting Kaede's herbs. Inu had been stabbed, and he was still alive, but barely.
"Laura..."
"I'm here, don't worry Inu."
"Laura, I want you to go home, back to your world."
"And leave you? No way!"
"I'm not going to be here long anyway."
"Sure you are, you're immortal."
"Not anymore. Go please, you aren't safe here." Kaede laid a hand on laura.
"He is right child. Here you will find no safety, only danger."Kaede warned. Laura shook her hand off.
"Don't die on me Inu! I love you!" Laura whispered.
"I'm sorry Laura...." Inu trailed off, his body going limp in Laura's arms.
"Don't be sorry. You've been through alot. If you have to leave me, leave knowing I love you," Laura said, running her fingers through his long, silver hair. He stopped breathing. Laura felt for his heartbeat and couldn't find one. Laura held his head to her chest and wept. InuYasha was dead.
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SS:*Humming the song 'Taps'*
NR: Why are you humming that?
SS:*Stops humming* 'Cause the readers are gonna kill us for killing Inu.....*Goes back to humming*
NR: Ummm......so????
SS:*Ducks flying shoes and random rotten veggies* I don't feel like dying....I wanna grow up and be an manga-ka in Japan. And don't you wanna own a horse-farm?? Ya can't do that if you're dead.*Ducks knives and pitchforks*
NR:Yeah. I just remembered, what did you ever do with Fred?? I left after you pulled out the flamethrower.
SS:*Grins evilly* Do you wanna know? Do you really wanna know??
NR: The way you put it, I don't think I wanna....
SS: TO BAD!!! I'm tellin' ya anyway.I had just finished flaming Fred's ashes when Fury went bizzerk.......
~~FlashBack~~(SlingShot explains)
Fury:*Shooting everything with lasers* All must Die!!!
SS:*Dodges lasers with a lack of grace* Ahhhh!!
Fred's Arm:*Gets crushed when SlingShot lands on it* Eppp!!
Inu:*Gets brilliant idea, scoops up Fred's ashes and throws them in Fury's big eye*
Fury:*Tries to clean the ashes out of his one big eye* Can't....see....ahhh!*Lands on SlingShot and the arm*
SS:*Eyes widen as the air is knocked out of her lungs under his massive weight* Get...*Gasp*...off....*gasp*
Fury:*Suddenly starts glowing* Uhh...oh...TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!*Self destructs, blowing everything(one) up*
~~End Of FlashBack~~
NR: Is that so??*Raises eyebrow*
SS:Yup, yup!!
NR: Really? Then how are you still living and where are the others?
SS: I'd like to know that myself........good bye*Leaves*
NR: Yeah, see ya later. I gotta go feed my big black german shepard.*Leaves after her*
The Ducky Orders You To Review! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!