A/N: Only a few more chapters...
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Meanwhile, Sora and Co. went spiralling into the mouth of a mega monster yucky thing.
- Sora's random dream thing -
"I'm ****ing telling you! There's a Fartless in there!" Kiddie Sora insisted.
Kiddie Riku sighed. "We don't know what Fartless are, idiot."
Our younger hero scratched his head. "Oh... Well, it was a monster!"
So the adorable kiddies went off to the secret place.
Kiddie Riku laughed. "It's only the wind!"
"Damn!"
"Hey, Sora? When we're older, let's get off this island!"
Kiddie Sora shrugged. "Yeah, sure. But what's there do do now?"
"There's a new girl at the mayor's house..."
Suddenly, Sora was awoken by an item falling on his head.
"Umph..."
Donald turned to him. "Sora, do you have any ****ing idea how long you've been asleep? Are you okay?"
Goofy was holding up his shield. "Today's weather is to expect showers!" - another item landed - "Heavy showers!"
They all looked up to see Pinocchio.
Sora swore. "DAMMIT! YOU WOKE ME UP, YOU ****ING PIECE OF WOOD!"
Pinocchio ran off with a gummi block.
"Damn him..." The brunette sighed, looking around. "Ewwwwww... Whale innards..." A random bit of slime fell on him.
After swimming around in whale spit, they arrived at a boat.
Pinocchio was in there. "Father, I found this! It can get us out of here!"
Gepetto leaned down to look. "Oh, really?"
Sora climbed up. "No, not really. *One* gummi block ain't taking you nowhere. You need about 30 more, you goddamned evil wooden puppet!"
The old man gasped in shock. "He's not a puppet, he's a real boy!"
"You need glasses, man!"
"I have glasses!"
Sora shook his head. "No! Those are weird funky german things! I mean, glasses that you can *see* with!"
Gepetto tried to make him understand. "But Pinocchio *is* a real boy!"
"HE'S MADE OUT OF GODDAMN WOOD!"
"You can ask him your- AHHHH!"
Pinocchio had disappeared, making the annoying old man scream. Yay.
Sora saw the wooden hellbringer run off. "Damn. We have to follow him, don't we?"
Donald nodded. "Yep."
And so, Sora jumped down, swam through some more whale spit and ran after him.
In Chamber One...
"Pinocchio! This is no time for games!"
"I thought you *liked* games, Sora." A voice said.
"RIKUUUUU!" The brunette glomped his "friend".
//You're not meant to do that, Sora.//
"Ah, shaddup." Words is very wise. He/she/it should not be questioned.
Riku, however, was not too happy. "Can't... breathe... damnit..."
"Rikuuuuu..." The brunette purred.
He pushed Sora off. "Look, you have to follow me through all these whacked out passageways to save Pinocchio."
Sora's eyes widened. "But I hate him!"
"Me too, but it's called a time-filler."
So, they ran into the next room, then into another, then into the first room, then into the fifth, then into the sixth, then into the third, and finally into the fourth.
Sora panted, and looked over what they went through. "Yeah, it looks easy when you put it like THAT!"
Riku waved. "Hi, Sora! Now we have to work together to save Pinocchio, while I fight, but not really do any decent damage, yet run around!"
"Uh... why?"
The silver haired beauty sighed. "What did I say about time-fillers?"
They fought big thing that had Pinocchio. Riku then ran off with the puppet.
Sora moaned. "Now we have to walk all the way back..."
//Yep.// Words is cruelly truthful.
They walked all the way back.
Gepetto was pleading with Riku. "Please, give me back my son!"
Riku raised an eyebrow. "Son? What'd you do, have a one night stand with your bed? Dude, it's a PUPPET."
"He's not a puppet, he's a real boy!"
The evil boy screamed. "ARGH! YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN! I NEED HIS DAMNED FART, OKAY?!"
Sora appeared. "Are you talking about Kairi?"
"Eh? When'd you get here? Ah, I mean... aw, crap." He ran off with Pinocchio.
Gepetto turned to the three. "Please, get back my son!"
Sora sighed. "You're as thick as the rims of your german glasses."
For more time-filler-ness, they went off to see Riku, who was standing near a KO'ed Pinocchio.
"Well, well! Sora, we meet in the very bowels of this adventure!"
"Eeeewwww..." The brown haired boy dodged an unidentified thing.
"I meant that literally." Riku laughed. "But come on, Sora! Join me!"
"No! Because my conscience is telling me-"
He was cut off by Jiminy running across to Pinocchio. "Pinocchio! Pinoc-"
"SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ANNOYING CRICKET!" Sora screamed.
Jiminy shut up.
"Anyway, as I was saying, it's telling me you're on the wrong side." He calmly finished.
Riku glared at him. "You'd rather save that block of wood than help me?!"
"I had a choice?!"
The evil bishounen sighed, shook his head, and left them to fight another giant thing.
When they were done, Monstro's gut made an icky sound.
Donald looked up. "Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna..."
Monstro hurled.
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A/N: Did you get the thing about Sora telling Jiminy to shut up? Y'know, since Jiminy's a conscience... and he was saying what his conscience had told him... oh, nevermind.
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Meanwhile, Sora and Co. went spiralling into the mouth of a mega monster yucky thing.
- Sora's random dream thing -
"I'm ****ing telling you! There's a Fartless in there!" Kiddie Sora insisted.
Kiddie Riku sighed. "We don't know what Fartless are, idiot."
Our younger hero scratched his head. "Oh... Well, it was a monster!"
So the adorable kiddies went off to the secret place.
Kiddie Riku laughed. "It's only the wind!"
"Damn!"
"Hey, Sora? When we're older, let's get off this island!"
Kiddie Sora shrugged. "Yeah, sure. But what's there do do now?"
"There's a new girl at the mayor's house..."
Suddenly, Sora was awoken by an item falling on his head.
"Umph..."
Donald turned to him. "Sora, do you have any ****ing idea how long you've been asleep? Are you okay?"
Goofy was holding up his shield. "Today's weather is to expect showers!" - another item landed - "Heavy showers!"
They all looked up to see Pinocchio.
Sora swore. "DAMMIT! YOU WOKE ME UP, YOU ****ING PIECE OF WOOD!"
Pinocchio ran off with a gummi block.
"Damn him..." The brunette sighed, looking around. "Ewwwwww... Whale innards..." A random bit of slime fell on him.
After swimming around in whale spit, they arrived at a boat.
Pinocchio was in there. "Father, I found this! It can get us out of here!"
Gepetto leaned down to look. "Oh, really?"
Sora climbed up. "No, not really. *One* gummi block ain't taking you nowhere. You need about 30 more, you goddamned evil wooden puppet!"
The old man gasped in shock. "He's not a puppet, he's a real boy!"
"You need glasses, man!"
"I have glasses!"
Sora shook his head. "No! Those are weird funky german things! I mean, glasses that you can *see* with!"
Gepetto tried to make him understand. "But Pinocchio *is* a real boy!"
"HE'S MADE OUT OF GODDAMN WOOD!"
"You can ask him your- AHHHH!"
Pinocchio had disappeared, making the annoying old man scream. Yay.
Sora saw the wooden hellbringer run off. "Damn. We have to follow him, don't we?"
Donald nodded. "Yep."
And so, Sora jumped down, swam through some more whale spit and ran after him.
In Chamber One...
"Pinocchio! This is no time for games!"
"I thought you *liked* games, Sora." A voice said.
"RIKUUUUU!" The brunette glomped his "friend".
//You're not meant to do that, Sora.//
"Ah, shaddup." Words is very wise. He/she/it should not be questioned.
Riku, however, was not too happy. "Can't... breathe... damnit..."
"Rikuuuuu..." The brunette purred.
He pushed Sora off. "Look, you have to follow me through all these whacked out passageways to save Pinocchio."
Sora's eyes widened. "But I hate him!"
"Me too, but it's called a time-filler."
So, they ran into the next room, then into another, then into the first room, then into the fifth, then into the sixth, then into the third, and finally into the fourth.
Sora panted, and looked over what they went through. "Yeah, it looks easy when you put it like THAT!"
Riku waved. "Hi, Sora! Now we have to work together to save Pinocchio, while I fight, but not really do any decent damage, yet run around!"
"Uh... why?"
The silver haired beauty sighed. "What did I say about time-fillers?"
They fought big thing that had Pinocchio. Riku then ran off with the puppet.
Sora moaned. "Now we have to walk all the way back..."
//Yep.// Words is cruelly truthful.
They walked all the way back.
Gepetto was pleading with Riku. "Please, give me back my son!"
Riku raised an eyebrow. "Son? What'd you do, have a one night stand with your bed? Dude, it's a PUPPET."
"He's not a puppet, he's a real boy!"
The evil boy screamed. "ARGH! YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN! I NEED HIS DAMNED FART, OKAY?!"
Sora appeared. "Are you talking about Kairi?"
"Eh? When'd you get here? Ah, I mean... aw, crap." He ran off with Pinocchio.
Gepetto turned to the three. "Please, get back my son!"
Sora sighed. "You're as thick as the rims of your german glasses."
For more time-filler-ness, they went off to see Riku, who was standing near a KO'ed Pinocchio.
"Well, well! Sora, we meet in the very bowels of this adventure!"
"Eeeewwww..." The brown haired boy dodged an unidentified thing.
"I meant that literally." Riku laughed. "But come on, Sora! Join me!"
"No! Because my conscience is telling me-"
He was cut off by Jiminy running across to Pinocchio. "Pinocchio! Pinoc-"
"SHUT THE **** UP, YOU ANNOYING CRICKET!" Sora screamed.
Jiminy shut up.
"Anyway, as I was saying, it's telling me you're on the wrong side." He calmly finished.
Riku glared at him. "You'd rather save that block of wood than help me?!"
"I had a choice?!"
The evil bishounen sighed, shook his head, and left them to fight another giant thing.
When they were done, Monstro's gut made an icky sound.
Donald looked up. "Call me crazy, but I think he's gonna..."
Monstro hurled.
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A/N: Did you get the thing about Sora telling Jiminy to shut up? Y'know, since Jiminy's a conscience... and he was saying what his conscience had told him... oh, nevermind.