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It Takes Two

"Ow, ow, ow, OW!" Miroku held his hands up in defense, not even bothering to press the bumps on his head back.

Five minutes later, Sango stopped.

"I feel so much better now," she said, looking at her nails, and then walked over to Kagome. "What on earth were you doing back there?!"

Kagome slowly stepped back, "Well you see. . .ehehe. . ."

"Why do I get hit. . .?" Miroku squirmed, feeling the multiple bumps on his head.

Kagome couldn't go any further since she had bumped into Inuyasha from behind.

"You figured it out in the end didn't you? Miroku just needs someone to get the girls away," he proceeded to step in front of Kagome before Sango could do some whacking.

"And that someone has to be me?!"

"Who else? Please, Sango-chan?!" Kagome clapped her hands and went on her knees. "I don't want to be attacked by a horde of girls whenever Miroku's around. . .!"

Sango sweatdropped, and scratched her head. "But you have Inuyasha to protect you, why should that matter?"

"I doubt Inuyasha can handle the pack," Kagome said thinly.

"Hey! I can take of those girls, it's just that Miroku can't!"

"Then why don't you, huh?!" Kagome argued back.

Miroku placed a hand on Sango's shoulder, "It will only be for a while, and I promise you won't have to do anything dramatic."

"Oh, so that little act back there wasn't dramatic, you say," she said, cracking her knuckles.

"Feh, she needs anger management," Inuyasha commented, then received a whack from Kagome. "Hey, it's true!"

"C'mon Sango, can't you at least think about it? Besides, it's not for real, so it shouldn't really matter, right?"

She sighed, defeated, and brushed her hair behind her ear. "I'll think about it. I want to go party at that dance tonight."

"We have to go together. . ." Miroku noted quietly, and ran off before Sango could attack him.

Sango looked at her reflection, proud of her attire she had chosen. An iridescent black dress, cut low to her mid thighs, with see-through sleeves that flared to her wrists. The same black choker with a silver star around her neck, and her wrists clanked about ten silver bracelets on each side. Her ravenous hair flowed down to her waist. The last touch gave her a sinful aura, the silver glitter on her eyelashes.

"Wicked," she told herself, smiling and twirled once in her outfit. At last, she pulled up her slick black boots that came to her knees.

"You're planning to scare the girls away with the gothic look, right?"

The girl looked at the mirror, seeing Kagome at the door, already dressed up. Kagome usually wore clothes from Sango's house since she liked her taste in clothes.

Kagome had a shimmering azure dress that went to her low-thighs. A rhinestone belt was at her waist, one side going lower than the other. Dark and light blue boas were wrapped around her neck, and body glitter decorated her arms. A blue star body tattoo was placed at the top corner of her right eye.

"Can you really tell?" Sango said, flashing an innocent smile.

"We haven't partied like this since middle school. . ." Kagome reminisced, and tied her hair back in a loose ponytail.

"Yep, with me here, things will be different," Sango winked, "I like the look, Kagome."

Both girls went downstairs, passing time while Sango showed Kagome some shoes she could wear.

"This'll match, I think," Sango rummaged and pulled out brown-laced boots.

It matched with Kagome's attire, and they were easy to walk in since they barely had a heel.

"I think I hear the car outside," Kagome stated, and hurried to the door. Sango followed, switching off the lights.

She locked the door behind, and turned around to find a very astonished Inuyasha.

"Kagome. . ." he was surprised at her attire, Sango guessed.

"Yeah, Sango and I go way back," she giggled as Inuyasha wrapped his arm around her waist.

Miroku got out of the car; his attire was a simple white shirt and baggy blue jeans. Inuyasha wore a red shirt with khaki cargo pants.

"You look nice," he said, smiling.

Her cheeks turned a faint red color. She wasn't used to flattering comments.

There was a heavy beat when they drove to the party. Inuyasha nodded his head to the rhythm, and parked his car near the shadows. There was a crowd of people outside, even though the main dance was indoors.

"C'mon!" Kagome grabbed Inuyasha by the wrist and dragged him through the crowd, Miroku and Sango following closely behind.

Sango's heart raced as she felt Miroku's arm around her waist, or maybe it was just the beat to the music?

"Alright guys, I'm takin' a break, I'll be back in five," the DJ said, and the music died down. People began to emerge in chatter or headed for refreshments.

Most of the girl's whispered to each other.

"Is that the new girl with Miroku?"

"She looks really weird. . ."

Sango shot them glares, and they quickly looked away.

"Hello, Miroku-kun," a familiar voice said. Sango turned and found Yui walking towards them.

Under the disco lights, Yui's body seemed to radiate. Her white dress barely reached her mid-tights, and her lips were dipped in a cherry pink color. Her black hair was now curled, reaching her shoulders and had glittered mascara.

Obviously, she was going for the innocent look.

"I'm glad you came," she said, then looked over at Sango. She merely nodded, and Sango smiled. "I see. . .a sinful look you have there. I'm surprised Miroku takes it to his liking."

"Yes well, you know, I'm a devilish angel," Sango mocked by batting her eyes.

'I'm doing it for Miroku. . .' she kept saying in her mind.

"Sango, let's go dance, shall we?"

The DJ had returned, the music began to rise again and people all around began to dance.

Sango nodded, slyly grabbing Miroku's hand and dragging him near the center. Her eyes looked at the angry Yui and winked like she had done earlier.

'The sooner they get away from Miroku, the sooner I won't have to put up with this.'

Her body moved steadily to the beat, raising her hands above her head. This time, it was Miroku's heart that rushed.

"I appreciate this, you know," he said, his arms wrapped around her waist. Most the girls were angry and walked outside.

Sango felt his warm breath slide down her neck, happy that it was dark so he couldn't see her blush.

"Yeah, I know you do."

She had enjoyed mocking Yui, hell, she was enjoying the fact everyone was jealous of her. Everyone already knew her, and not just for being a devilish angel. She thought this as fun.

'Maybe this won't be that bad after all. . .'

ImagineThat- Iie, sorry, I'm not very good at descriptive fics, unless it's totally serious like my upcoming Inuyasha fic. Thanks for the review! Yes, rarely anyone uses Human Inuyasha. . .^^;;

Soli-chan- ^_^ Yep, a ficcie to my favorite Inuyasha couple: Miroku x Sango!

Crimson Eyed Angel- Interesting ficcie you have, and interesting couples. Hehe, yeah, I got 'hn' from Hiei as you already know. . .

EvilBunnies1- Hn. . .It'll be hard to include the staff and doggie ears in. . .at least permanently. . .I'm thinking of a Halloween Party. . .

RavenShadow- I agree, Inuyasha is cute in any form. ^_^! Especially those doggie ears. . .Kawaii!

Sesshoumaru Fluff- Whoa. O_o; Lots of 'please', emphasis on 'a lot'. LoL. Sure, here's the update! Thanks!

Pretty Fox Demon- Thanks! I tried to make it a bit funny but cute, too!

Three-Letter-Word- Hehe, yeah, it would be hard for him to be in a demon form in the modern era. But maybe a Halloween party where Kagome gets him to have doggie ears? What do you guys think?

Zero27- Iie, it was rushed, I agree, but I had to in order to make the first chapter interesting. . .I think I was writing it at like, 1:00 AM in the morning. -_-;;; Thanks for reviewing!

Jessica and Rei- LoL. Haha, interesting review. ^_^

Rain61- I'm glad you enjoyed it like my other reviewers!

Zephor- Yeah! Miroku x Sango forever!

Icecream0626- Hehe, thanks. Hope you like the future chapters~

Tokyo Nights- Wee! So many people it's funny!

Pensquared- 'course I'll continue with it. . .here it is!

Oops. Sorry, I totally made this fic OOC. Is that otay? ;_; I thought it'd be more interesting this way. . .