Guilty Pleasure

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Warnings: Just a bit of gore in this chapter, ha, I'm a gore-master!

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Review Answers

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jnbrenda: Thanks! I'll try my best to keep it good!

ProtectionPaige: Phew, those are lota fantastic! Thank you! I'm updating as fast as I can!

Denise: Glad you love it! Ha, Hoebe's always been an evil bitch, what else is new? There's some more pi/c in this chapter. I STILL haven't decided if I wanna make them a couple or not.

kaytee83: Whoo! The great KT, queen of insaneness, funniness and Charmeded! Does this mean I'm famous now? Whoo! And make a 4th season of Charmeded! Or I shall, uh, uh, dip you in chocolate pudding, put a cherry on your head and feed you to the fishes! So there! Anyways, my muse was just screaming at me to turn Hoebe evil, so who am I to ignore my sweet luffable muse? Glad your lubbin my story, thanks! Ha, and I'm a dudette. ^_~

wAnNaBpIpEr: Course I read your stories, they're good! Heh, I think Leo & Paige had something goin on in the 4th season, major chemistry there! Me not lazy! Me gots school, school be evil! EVIL I tell you! EVIL!

waheeda rahaman: Yup, I didn't make this a pa/l fic just to break em up! pi/c WILL be getting a bit closer in this chapter, maybe closer than I thought, hm. What about Hoebe? She's EVIL!

lulusa: Phew, you sure did review a lot didn't you? Yeah, I know their powers get removed from them when they use them against each other, but Lana and Jacob pulled a few strings. They're gonna need their powers anyways! Hm, Leo's still gonna be a Whitelighter, and is STILL going to be THEIR Whitelighter, cept for Hoebe, since she's evil and all! Nope, the Elders are gonna leave pa/l alone, they better! Or I shall kill them! I HAVE THE POWER! Ahem, anyways. Haha, glad you liked it when

Hoebe said, "Go, go and kill the pale one." It was just the first thing I thought of. I love makin ppl smile, it makes MY day! And you think I'm good? **sniffles** I feel loved! Thank you!

chestnut3: Feh, screw Hoebe, which she's already got handled, lol. My fanfic, my couples, nyh. **sticks out her tongue**

gemstar2: My faithful reviewer! Nope, not gonna stop at 7 chapters! You think this is perfect? Lol, thanks! Paige pregnant? Hmmm, maaaaybe, maaaaybe not! But if Paige DOES get pregnant, I DOUBT Piper will too. There'll be more pi/c in this chapter, enjoy!

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Author's Notes

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I seriously, seriously hate school! Except for English, I like English, a lot, and now Career Planning, but only cuz my English teacher is teaching it now. I was sick for a while too, I didn't feel like typin. Sorry! Anyways, how bout a poll? Whee! Ok, who wants Cole/Piper together? Now mind you, IF they kiss, that DOESN'T mean they'll be together! ONLY if you guys/gals want it! One vote per person! Cole/Piper? Or NO Cole/Piper? You decide! Who here hates math? Raise your hand! *raises both her hands* Math sucks! And, yeah, yeah, I know what I'm gonna do to Paige has been done before on Charmed, kinda, but I couldn't resist! On to the fic!

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Phoebe growled angrily at the cowering Darklighter. "It was a SIMPLE task! All you were supposed to do was kill my stupid half-sister, and you couldn't even do that right!" Phoebe shouted, and blew fire on him (AN: You know, like dragons!), turning him into a pile of ashes, Phoebe flicked her hand and the ashes blew away. "I guess I should send somebody else!" Phoebe sighed and stalked off.

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Cole smiled at the sleeping Paige and Leo. Against their wishes, he had put himself on guard duty, he didn't want anybody else coming after them. 'I better go see how Piper's doing,' Cole thought to himself, took one last look around the house and shimmered away.

Paige opened one eye carefully. "Ugh! Finally! He's gone. Sheesh."

"He is? Good!" Leo opened his eyes and hugged Paige, "I'm glad Cole's on our side and all, but he didn't have to stay all NIGHT!"

"Yeah, no kidding!" Paige reached up and kissed Leo.

Leo lifted Paige up and placed her in his lap, and she immediately wrapped her arms around his neck, running her hands through his hair.

Leo broke the kiss and stared into Paige's eyes, "Why are you staring? You act like you've never seen my eyes before." Paige smiled

"I just love your eyes is all, I'm not entitled to stare?" Leo questioned.

"Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. You have to prove you are." Paige grinned playfully.

"Oh, I see, so, what do I have to do?" Leo asked.

Paige grinned evilly, hopped off Leo's lap, and took his hand, "Come on!" Leo stood up and let Paige lead him out of the room.

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Piper wrapped her arms around herself, sitting on the living room couch, staring at a picture of Paige, Phoebe, Cole, Leo, and herself. The camera had been set on automatic; it was one of Prue's cameras.

"Those were good times, weren't they? I'm sorry Piper." Cole said.

"It wasn't your fault, it wasn't your fault Prue died, or Leo left me for Paige, or Phoebe turned evil, it wasn't your fault. It was mine." Piper began crying, she was sick of crying, she wanted to be strong, but she just couldn't do it, she felt so alone, and it scared her.

"Piper, those things weren't your fault; they all happened for a reason, you know that. But, please, don't cry." Cole knelt in front of her and wrapped her into a hug. Piper leaned into him, crying on his shoulder.

Cole ran his hand through her hair, "It'll be ok Piper, you're not alone, I'm here, and I won't leave you."

It was like he read her thoughts, she felt so alone, and she was scared that he too, would leave her, "Thank you Cole." Piper choked out.

Cole wiped her tears away, "You're welcome Piper."

Piper stared into Cole's eyes, they were a shade or two darker than Leo's, there was no trace of evil in them, just concern. Piper felt drawn into his eyes, she felt like she was melting, so she did the only thing ANY woman would do in her position, she kissed him. (AN: Hell, I know I WOULD! Go Piper, go!)

Cole looked surprised, but kissed her back, tasting her, giving her comfort, strength, everything she needed right now and more. (AN: Eh, I'm just a sap aren't I? Heh!)

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"This is just wrong Paige!" Leo looked annoyed as Paige laughed her head off at him, Leo stood there, wearing a frilly pink apron, that had a red heart on it, that said 'Kiss me, I'm Irish!' (AN: Don't ask!! I watch The Cosby Show too much!)

"The things I do for you." Leo grumbled.

Paige giggled and kissed his cheek, "Aw, you look so cuuute!" Paige teased.

Leo just crossed his arms over his chest and looked annoyed. "Now, go cook for me, Ms. Wyatt!" Paige grinned at Leo's annoyed look, as he huffed and started to fix them something to eat. (AN: I wonder if he'll poison her food for makin him wear that apron, lol.)

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Phoebe stood silently, her arms crossed behind her back, as she contemplated. 'I should probably save my demons for bigger things, I should take care of Paige myself' Phoebe gave a evil grin, and quickly made a spell, (AN: Here's where my horrid spell-making comes in, and the sorta used idea on Charmed.) "For the bitch that lives in sin, give the whore evil fins, bring the slut my way, then the Source can play." Phoebe was going to turn Paige into a mermaid, just like she had been, except with a twist, she'd be evil, and would only serve her, and the Source.

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Paige stiffened and gasped. "Paige? What's wrong?" Leo asked, with a frown, as he took off the apron.

Paige gasped again, clutched her head, as she glowed black, and she fell to the ground.

"Oh man! Not AGAIN!" Leo growled.

"Oh no, no, no! Please tell me I'm seeing things! PLEASE tell me I don't have a TAIL! Oh my GOD! A TAIL!" Paige burst into tears, as she flipped her tail, "I don't WANT a tail, make it go away, LEO!"

Leo sighed, and lifted Paige up. "Man, you're slippery. Let's go outside, I'll put you in the water. At least you got turned into a mermaid when were by water," Leo joked, hoping to cheer Paige up, but she just buried her head in his shirt and sobbed.

Leo took Paige outside and lowered her into the water, "Oh, it's cold!!" Paige shouted, and shivered.

"Sorry Paige, I can't control the water temperature." Leo sighed.

"I hate swimming." Paige grumbled and crossed her arms.

"I know, but you should like it more now that you're a mermaid. There's gotta be someway to reverse this." Leo sat in the sand, near the water, so he could keep his eye on Paige.

"What? I'm not like Phoebe, I'm not going anywhere!" Paige stuck out her tongue then gasped as her body wavered, "Leo! Help!" Paige shouted, just before she was shimmered away.

"Shit!" Leo growled.

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So? Any good? Sorry it's so short, I just made it all up in like 3 hours, so yeah, lol. Did my spell suck big time? I hope not, lol. I hope you guys liked the Piper/Cole kiss, member vote if you want them a couple or not! I kinda do, but only if you guys want it! ^_~ In with the good reviews, out with the bad!