Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters.
It Takes Two
"Hurts, right?" Yui licked her thumb and placed it at her side, making a sizzling sound between her teeth. "Just like you're burning."
"Sango, it's not what is seems," Miroku held his hands out defensively. "I thought Yui was you, because of that note in my locker, so ---"
She replied quietly, "I never wrote a note."
Yui giggled. "Miroku, I know it looks bad, but I know you two are only pretending, so why does she matter so much? Any girl would kill to have you, and she's not one of them."
'Because I like her. . .' Miroku replied in his mind. What could he do to Yui? She was a girl, and she'd probably take the blame on Sango if he yelled at her. 'How infuriating. . .'
He snapped back to reality, Sango had suddenly appeared next to him, facing the opposite direction. His eyes widened at Yui on the ground. 'When did that happen?'
"Ugh! You stained my clothes!" Yui pried at her dress attempting to remove the dirt on her skirt. "How dare you!"
"I dare," Sango said, crossing her arms lazily around her waist. "I've wanted to do that for a long time."
Miroku blinked, "Wow. Uh. . .Sango, are you alright?"
"I understand how you were easily deceived," she replied, glancing at him a little. "Don't worry about it. I know she's just trying to tick me off. It worked, how unfortunate for her."
"Ah! My make-up's all smudged, too!" Yui felt her face, wiping the mud away. "Where's Nori? She always has a mirror. . ."
"Blah blah blah. . ." Sango rolled her eyes.
Miroku was astonished. He'd never seen Sango so irritated. Not even when he kissed her the first time!
'I supposed I should take that as a good thing,' he concluded.
"Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh," Sango smirked.
"What's that supposed to mean?" the girl got off the ground, posing a possible 'threat'. 'How dare she! Shoving me into the mud! No warning, either!'
"Yui. . .you're covered in mud. . ." Nori had just walked into the scene, along with Liza at her side.
Abruptly she pointed at Sango. "She pushed me in! It ruins my beautiful complexion!"
"I guess it's okay to lie to yourself once in a while. . ." Sango covered her mouth and began to giggle.
Miroku, too, covered his mouth. 'Sango's so cute this way. . .'
Sango moved her head back slightly to avoid her notebook being thrown to her head. Nori fumed at her nuisance and was more annoyed when Sango had actually caught the book.
"Yui. . .let's get you fixed up," Liza offered.
"No, duh," Yui glared at her and then ran off into the bathroom.
The other two sent glares before leaving Sango and Miroku alone.
"Bye. . .Hope I never see you again. . ." the girl called after. "Yeah, doubt that'll ever happen but you know."
"Sango, I didn't think you would do that to her," Miroku smiled a little. "It was amusing."
A blush crept up her cheeks. "Well, yes. . .They got to me. How sad."
"I thought it was kind of cute," Miroku smile got wider at her redder cheeks.
"Next time, just be careful. . ." she placed on a serious face, "unless you liked the kiss?"
His violet eyes softened. "You're jealous."
"What? No, I'm not!" She glanced away. "After you told me about the note, I figured everything afterward. If you hadn't, I probably would've run off."
She gasped feeling herself in his embrace.
"I'm happy I didn't lose you."
She heard his heart beating. It was casual, not nervous at all.
"Miroku. . ." she whispered.
Immediately, the hairs on the back of her next snapped up.
"Pervert!" Sango smacked a nicely red handprint on his cheek, flinging him into the cafeteria wall.
"Sango, where were you?" Kagome moved her backpack from Sango's seat, "Lunch is nearly over."
"Yeah, and where's that damn idiot?"
"I had a few interferences on the way back. . .Miroku's still unconscious, Inuyasha," she sat down and opened her notebook.
"Oh boy," he rolled his eyes. He sat up straight as the principal walked towards them.
"Sango, I need to speak with you," the principal said.
"Is something wrong?" Sango slung her backpack over her shoulder.
"I'm afraid you've cause a few problems with your classmates. . ." she replied evenly.
Kagome looked worried when Sango left. "I wondered what happened."
"Probably something with Yui," Inuyasha, too, was concerned.
"She shoved me into the mud," Yui said, looking as innocent as possible. "And look, blood!" she pointed to the red stain below her lips.
"That's your lipstick. . ." Sango face faulted.
"I didn't even do anything!"
"Calm down, Miss Ichimu," the principal sweatdropped.
Sango narrowed her eyes, "You did a lot of things. Believe me Ms. Hinata, there are barely any injuries on her!"
"That's still no right to push someone."
"I didn't do anything bad, I'm an angel!" Yui say up straight and smiled innocently.
'Does she really think she can get away with that? She got drunk at a party. . .'
Ms. Hinata sighed, getting out a slip of paper. "I'm sorry Sango, but I will have to give you Saturday detention."
"Because she's playing angel? I don't suppose her horns are just there to hold up the halo, is it?" the girl crossed her arms.
"Your mother will have to sign this," the principal handed the paper. "Believe me, arguing can only make your punishment worse."
"Does it have to be Saturday?" Sango's thought sparked something. "There's a soccer game on Saturday!"
"It'll only be two hours, I'm sure you'll make it in time."
She cracked her knuckles. That would be when she would get back at Yui. Gym was learning soccer now, and she knew how much Yui hated sweating. It would only be a matter of time.
Sango took the paper and left the room, allowing Yui to have a satisfying smile of victory.
Only for now, that is.
'She can be a angelic devil, but I'm a devilish angel. And we all know how dangerous they can be. . .that girl will pay.'
"Sango did WHAT?!"
"Keep yelling Kagome, I'm not sure the kids in the back of the room heard you," Miroku shushed.
"We did!" someone called.
Miroku and Kagome fell of their chairs. Inuyasha blinked with a question mark floating above his head.
"Sango pushed her into the mud. . .just like that?" Kagome said returning to her calm composure.
Miroku closed his eyes and nodded, crossing his arms.
"She's finally cracked. Feh."
"Class, we have a new student."
The three turned their attention to the front. A girl who was quite pale entered. Miroku noticed Inuyasha beginning to pale himself.
"Her name is Kikyo."
Her chocolate eyes brought down on Kagome, and then to Inuyasha.
"Shit," Inuyasha muttered, his fingers twitching.
"Do you know who that is?" Miroku whispered.
"Yeah," Inuyasha placed his hand next to his mouth and whispered so Kagome wouldn't hear. "My ex-girlfriend."
Aamalie- Yeah I know. . .why did I let him get kissed? Oh well, Sango kicked her ass. . .sorta. I would've made it more violent but y'know. . .;;
Ladyofthedragons1- LoL. ^^; I make Yui so hateful don't I?
Katy- Thanks!
Zero27- ^^ It's okay that you haven't reviewed, I probably won't be updating for a while.
Lil-strange-person- Haha, does your cat respond to "Cow" anyway?
Shichini Kiwi Kasa- Yeah. . .I have to have Sango kick Yui's ass sometime. .
Lunatic Pandora- oO;; Wow, twenty pages is a lot! Ah! You're feeding Sesshy Rin-shaped cookies? That mean you no like Rin? I was starting on a Rin x Sesshy fic actually. . .
Taijiya-sango88- Everyone hates Yui. . .lmao.
Kinkay-Vixen- I know! So wrong! I'm so despicable.
Icecream0626- That's what you'd think Sango would do. . .but I made her fight instead. :: Insert halo here ::
Skye Silvereye- Thanks for reviewing!
Pensquared- You searched dog ears? I found cat ears at Target for $5! That fuzzy insignificant thing! ;; I bout a thing one with a cat on it. . .I'll just be a witch for Halloween.
Kyosnekozukigirl- Haha. Yeah, they really should continue the series, the ending was confuzzling. I showed my cousin the epics, and the story with Hatori's past made her cry. . .me, too (again --;;) and now my favorite character is Hatori. . .lmao.
LivEvil- Hn. . .I live in central time, so it shows here at 11:30 PM. . .they started from the beginning though. But I see the DVDs with the new epics with Yoko in it! :: Drool :: And Hiei's battle with Bui! :: Drools more ::
Soli-chan- That's it dear, take your anger out on Yui. . .:: Slowly sneaks away ::
Yeah. . .I'm evil. Haha. A lot of stressing stuff's been happening. Not good. I tried to commit suicide. . .and then I started failing some of my class, which is weird. I studied my butt off on one of my tests, and I made a 56. . .that's not right, I never make grades that low. Computer Science AP is killing me, and Chemistry bumped up to a new level. Sorry, so don't expect an update soon. If you want to know how I'm doing. . .just go to my blog. It's in the profile. Thanks. . .