Chapter One

Just another one of those days eh? Just another one of those days?! You must be insane! Hot dogs are practically his life, his passion, the one thing he lives forwell at least the minute he took his first bite into one at the mere age of

"Hey will you move it or lose it pal?!" a young man said with a long braid.

"Who are you talkin' to?!" the young man stood up to the 'bully'.

"You of course!"

"Chill out" he flicked his finger at the young braided boy's head causing him to fallhard.

"Don't go gettin' me angry now" the flattened young man exclaimed ready to strike with the scythe of his gundam, but before unsheathing it; the line had disappeared as a ball of tumbleweed rolled by, and the two rushed for the counter.

"Excuse me" he said pushing the other guy out of the way.

"I was here before you punk boy, so get out of my way."

"Oh Zellsorry, we're out of hot dogs today" the cafeteria lady said.

"And what aboutchili cheese fries?" the braided young man said daydreaming about the delectable dish.

"UmI think we" she led him on, "don't have it. Sorry Duo."

"WHAT?!" he exclaimed as his stomach growled, "I'm gonna die of hungerand it's all your fault!" Duo said pulling out his scythe at Zell, who pulled up his fists in return.

"Ahgetting yourself in lots of trouble eh?" a familiar voice sounded through the cafeteria. Zell turned back and saw Seifer approaching him as he prepared to pounce on Duo.

"What do you want?!" Zell asked furiously turning to face Seifer.

Seifer walked past Zell nonchalantly, as he stood by the counter watching Zell and Duo.

"Nothing to do with you, I don't talk to chickenwusses."

"You know what, I am getting real sick and tired of you calling me that!!" Zell exclaimed furiously ready to do a Punch Rush on Seifer's ass.

"Oh I'm sorry cry baby, do you like the name fish head? Or how about turtle neck? Raijin, Fujin, let's go. I wouldn't want to get any type of a chickenwuss disease, or should I say fish head disease." Seifer said walking to the Cafeteria hallway leading to the Garden hallway.

"WHAT?!" Zell went after Seifer, "Seifer you had your points at times, but this time you've gone way to far!! You are going down"

"Now Zell don't be a fool. Look at my strong self, and look at your pathetic, useless self. My posse and I don't have time for you! Let's go."

"UUUGGHHHHH!!!!!!" Zell hyperventilated disgusted with Seifer's egotistical manner.

"Oh man, that guy really thinks you're a dork, though I wouldn't blame him. You are stupid, crazy, dumb" Duo said walking over to the tables, where the students and some of his comrades sat eating.

"Do I have to kick your butt again?!" Zell asked.

"Who's butt did you kick? I wanna know" Duo said, "According to my records, it says you have kicked zero." As Zell fumed with anger, a young student walked in whom he had never seen before.

"What's your problem?" the young student asked, her eyebrows rising in a questioning manner.

"Uh" Zell said, and just as he was about to say something Irvine appeared in the cafeteria, and was stricken by this student's beauty.

"Excuse me. You new here?" Irvine asked.

"Hmmlet me think about itno, Irvine Kinneas."

"How do you know my name?"

"Well, hmm, you were on my team when we took the SeeD examination, you remember me? And no I'm not interested. Just in case you were more absorbed with my astounding beauty instead of my skill and my name; you can call me Mikail Lazutina."

"Uh huh" Irvine drooled at her charm.

"Oh shove a hot dog in it." She said taking the uneaten hot dog from her plate literally shoving it in Irvine's mouth.

"You had a hot dogand you wasted itYOU WASTED IT ON THIS?!?!?!?!" Zell exclaimed watching as his only desire was shoved into someone else's mouth that was not his.

"Put a sock in it already." She said rolling her eyes as she walked away.