Disclaimer: We don't own anything we mentioned last time, nor do we own Rurouni Kenshin, Final Fantasy VII, or the rights to the movie Chicago. Once again, no sue, no flame, or NO FIC! Muahahahahaha!
Aya; Okay, everyone ready? I mean, I'm about to start the car...Ready? Ready? Say 'ready' already!
All 1600 people in the VW: Ready!
Aya: Okie-day! *About to put the key in the ignition when a certain Battosai runs into the windshield* Oh my god, there's a dead guy on my car, this time it's not me! I swear! *Turns on the windshield wipers to try and push him off*
Kenshin: I'm up, I'm up, I'm up! *Facing away from the car* SANO! You're supposed to throw Yahiko, not me!
Sanosuke: That wasn't me!
Kenshin: Who was it then?!
Aya: Umm...hello? Hello? HEELLLOO! You're on my windshield!
Kenshin:Oro?! *turns around to face a furious ex-assassin*
Kaoru: *Running up to Kenshin* If you ever say that about my cooking again, I'll throw you ever farther, mwahahahaha!
Kenshin: Oh no! Hide me! Hide me! Hide me!!!
Aya: Ok, get in the car, I think I saw a couple of inches next to Eden.
Kenshin: Thanks, um, who's Eden?
Aya: *Points to Eden*
Kenshin:Ororororororororororororororo? How did you get that in this car?
Aya: How do you know what a car is?
Kenshin: Good point....
Aya: Ok...get in, I think she's coming. *Sees an explosion down a couple blocks* She's that close?! That's by the health club! *Tries to shove the key in the ignition* Come on come on...
Kaoru: Oh Kenshinnn! Where are youuuuu???? I'll be nice...after I'm finished being mean!!!
Aya: Erghh...come on...
Sam (Author): How come you can't fit the key into the ignition?
Aya: Because you say I can't!!! You're the ones writing this fic!
Ian (other author): Let me give you a hand *Reaches down out of the sky, picks up Kaoru, and deposits her at the local Food 4 Less*
Kaoru: What happened? Oh look, carrots are 23 cents, wait, what's a cent?
Aya: Umm...ok...I think that's good...I guess. Onto the road we go!
Sam: We're on the road already.
Aya: Ahem...Ok! Key! Into ignition! Uhh...where's the ignition again?
Sam: Brain fart...hehe...
Ian: Why don't you let Kenshin drive?
Aya: Because he's never even been in a car before
Ian: Fine, be picky *Puts Sephiroth in the drivers seat*
Seph: What the....
Sam: Welcome to the road trip fanfic...
Seph: ....the what?
Ian: COMMERCIAL!!!
*Commercial break while we explain it to him*
Sam: Ow! Your Masamune is poking my ribs!
Seph:...
Sam: Aren't you even going to say sorry?
Seph: *Telling Ian the story of how he escaped the world beyond after his final battle with Cloud* And that's how it happened.
Ian: Wow, that was....incredible. You were robbed, you should have been the hero in FF7
Seph: What's that?
Ian: O_O, nevermind....
Sam: Umm...a bit of help here?!!
*Seph turns around*
Sam: You mean you didn't even know?
Seph: Nope *nods*
Sam: Well, now that you do know, can you help me out of this predicament? I think my arteries are about to burst.
Ian: Umm... your arteries are...
Sam: Shut up.
Ian: Uhh, Seph?
Seph: Yeah?
Ian: You're impaling me.
Seph: OH! I'm sorry *Pulls sword out* How are ya doing?
Ian: It's ok, and an honor to be stabbed by the sword of such an incredible person
Aya: Hello?
Sam: Oh yeah, I forgot about you. How are you doing?
Aya: Fine, I'm...WAIIIT...when are we ever going to get to the health club?
Ian: I thought you didn't do health clubs.
Aya: Well doesn't there need to be someone there to stop Ken from falling???
Ian: Fair point, let's pull into the street behind the cast of Chicago *everyone looks out the left hand windows, popping the two left tires*
Cast of Chicago: 'Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both, oh yes they both oh yes they both reached for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, oh yes they both reached for the gun, for the gun'
*Everyone looks out the left side windows, popping the left tires*
Aya: rrrrr*CENSORED*
~End chapter two~
Aya; Okay, everyone ready? I mean, I'm about to start the car...Ready? Ready? Say 'ready' already!
All 1600 people in the VW: Ready!
Aya: Okie-day! *About to put the key in the ignition when a certain Battosai runs into the windshield* Oh my god, there's a dead guy on my car, this time it's not me! I swear! *Turns on the windshield wipers to try and push him off*
Kenshin: I'm up, I'm up, I'm up! *Facing away from the car* SANO! You're supposed to throw Yahiko, not me!
Sanosuke: That wasn't me!
Kenshin: Who was it then?!
Aya: Umm...hello? Hello? HEELLLOO! You're on my windshield!
Kenshin:Oro?! *turns around to face a furious ex-assassin*
Kaoru: *Running up to Kenshin* If you ever say that about my cooking again, I'll throw you ever farther, mwahahahaha!
Kenshin: Oh no! Hide me! Hide me! Hide me!!!
Aya: Ok, get in the car, I think I saw a couple of inches next to Eden.
Kenshin: Thanks, um, who's Eden?
Aya: *Points to Eden*
Kenshin:Ororororororororororororororo? How did you get that in this car?
Aya: How do you know what a car is?
Kenshin: Good point....
Aya: Ok...get in, I think she's coming. *Sees an explosion down a couple blocks* She's that close?! That's by the health club! *Tries to shove the key in the ignition* Come on come on...
Kaoru: Oh Kenshinnn! Where are youuuuu???? I'll be nice...after I'm finished being mean!!!
Aya: Erghh...come on...
Sam (Author): How come you can't fit the key into the ignition?
Aya: Because you say I can't!!! You're the ones writing this fic!
Ian (other author): Let me give you a hand *Reaches down out of the sky, picks up Kaoru, and deposits her at the local Food 4 Less*
Kaoru: What happened? Oh look, carrots are 23 cents, wait, what's a cent?
Aya: Umm...ok...I think that's good...I guess. Onto the road we go!
Sam: We're on the road already.
Aya: Ahem...Ok! Key! Into ignition! Uhh...where's the ignition again?
Sam: Brain fart...hehe...
Ian: Why don't you let Kenshin drive?
Aya: Because he's never even been in a car before
Ian: Fine, be picky *Puts Sephiroth in the drivers seat*
Seph: What the....
Sam: Welcome to the road trip fanfic...
Seph: ....the what?
Ian: COMMERCIAL!!!
*Commercial break while we explain it to him*
Sam: Ow! Your Masamune is poking my ribs!
Seph:...
Sam: Aren't you even going to say sorry?
Seph: *Telling Ian the story of how he escaped the world beyond after his final battle with Cloud* And that's how it happened.
Ian: Wow, that was....incredible. You were robbed, you should have been the hero in FF7
Seph: What's that?
Ian: O_O, nevermind....
Sam: Umm...a bit of help here?!!
*Seph turns around*
Sam: You mean you didn't even know?
Seph: Nope *nods*
Sam: Well, now that you do know, can you help me out of this predicament? I think my arteries are about to burst.
Ian: Umm... your arteries are...
Sam: Shut up.
Ian: Uhh, Seph?
Seph: Yeah?
Ian: You're impaling me.
Seph: OH! I'm sorry *Pulls sword out* How are ya doing?
Ian: It's ok, and an honor to be stabbed by the sword of such an incredible person
Aya: Hello?
Sam: Oh yeah, I forgot about you. How are you doing?
Aya: Fine, I'm...WAIIIT...when are we ever going to get to the health club?
Ian: I thought you didn't do health clubs.
Aya: Well doesn't there need to be someone there to stop Ken from falling???
Ian: Fair point, let's pull into the street behind the cast of Chicago *everyone looks out the left hand windows, popping the two left tires*
Cast of Chicago: 'Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both, oh yes they both oh yes they both reached for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, oh yes they both reached for the gun, for the gun'
*Everyone looks out the left side windows, popping the left tires*
Aya: rrrrr*CENSORED*
~End chapter two~