Disclaimer: We do not own anything we've listed before, and Oscar Meyer so yeah! Onward to victory! I mean, let's just get back to the fic.

Aya: YOU IDIOTS! How are we gonna get there now? Buncha lamebrains....

*Schwartz pulls up in Oscar Meyer Weinermobile*

Crawford: Hey Aya.

*Aya gives him a cold stare*

Nagi: Anyone seen Farf?

Aya: Uh, no, we need tires, so GIMME *Grabs two tires off the weinermobile*

Crawford: Hey! We need those.

Sam: Too bad

Ian: *Magically puts new tires on* Let's go

Aya: Finally....step on it Seph

Seph: Fine by me. *Peels out into the street, parting the Chicago cast like Moses parting the Red Sea*

*The car pulls into the parking lot of the health club just as Ken is falling like a brick out of the sky, into the sunroof, right onto Eden's head*

Aya: About time you got here

Ken: Shuddap.

Eden: So...what do we do now.

Kenshin: WAA, I mean Oro, it talked.

Aya: Well, *looking at the authors* I guess it's up to you.

Sam and Ian: *glance at each other* CARIBBEAN CRUISE!

Everyone: Yay!

*The scene magically changes to the deck of a beautiful cruise ship, in the Caribbean Sea Everyone goes to do whatever they want:

Sam: Ohh....Ayaaaaa....*glomps Aya*

Aya: Sup.

Sam: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aya: You got it.

*Continues to rub suntan lotion*

*Meanwhile, up on the sun deck*

Ian: Seph, this is my wife, Quistis

Seph: Nice to meet you

Quistis: Ditto

Ian: Tell her the story. Quistis this is incredible, you'll love it. You might even be able to teach it at Garden next semester: How to Escape Oblivion.

Quistis: Fun...

~End Fanfic~