Chapter Two: The Rather long and Annoying Bus Ride!

Disclaimer: I TOLD U LAWYERS TO LEAVE ME ALONE! I DONT OWN YUGIOH OR MTV'S FEAR..and if i did id be rich and i then would be able to sue u!! MWHAHAHA!! *coughs*

Yugi and Yami were the first ones to drag their sorry arses to the bus stop, Yami was huddling around a thermos full of Coffee and popping back some of Yugi's sugar pills. Everyone invited to go on Mtv's Fear was supposed to meet out infrount of Kaiba's mansion because it was big (A/n *sweatdrop*). It was surprising Kaiba wasn't out first because after all it WAS his house...

Yami: I'm really cold...

Yugi: so am I *pulls out a sleeping blanket and wraps it around himself* mmm.. toasty.. ^___^

Yami: O__O;! aibou.. have I told you lately that I love you? *innocent smile*

Yugi: oh no you don't, I'm getting you back for accidently smoothering me last weekend and blaming it on Marik!!

Yami: aww.. but it WAS Marik's fault

Yugi: Nuh Uh!

Yami: Ya Huh!

Yugi: Nuh uh!

Yami: YA HUH!

Yugi: NUH UH!

Yami: YA HUH!!!

Yugi: NUH UH TIMES INFINITY!!!

Yami: YA HUH TIMES INFINITY AND ONE!

Yugi: .....-.-;

Yami: AND thats why they call me THE KING OF GAMES!!!

Yugi: ... they call you the king of games for acting completly childish and gloating afterwords O___o?

Yami: ... shuddup! *thwarps Yugi*

Seto: ..do you mind NOT fighting for once with your ...uh thing.. Yugi..

And Seto shows up looking like one of them zombie cards Bones had in his deck while dueling Joey at Duelests Kingdom. His hair for once ISN'T all gellyfull and hes all pale and calmy.

Yami: ... jeeze Kaiba you look like the walking dead

Seto: ... brraaiiinnnsss!! *attacks Yami*

Yami: O___O!!!!!

Seto: *looks in Yami's ear and shoves him away muttering brains*

Yami: ...*blinks* hey wait a minute!

And then Marik shows up with his..er.. 'mentally challenged' Yami. Both look extremely tired and yawn almost at the exact time. While yawning Yami Marik continues to mutter insults and death threats at random inatimate objects lining the street.

Yami Marik: .. I will melt you lamp post.. oh yes I will, and I will use your melted body to build myself a fortress and rule the land as Pharaoh MWHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

Yami: Dont think so wanna be Pharaoh

Yami Marik: ... go to - -

Marik: Hell! why is Kaiba here?

Seto: If you and your 'mentally challenged' spirit are coming on this show then I'm sueing someone...

Marik: RELAX! He's not 'mentally Challenged' he just has an anger problem ^___^

Yami Marik: and dont forget that nice man in the white trenchcoat said I have a violence problem to!*strokes millenium rod* my preeecious!!! yeeeess my preeecccciooouuussssss!!!!

Marik: ..um yes ok *sweatdrop*

And since I'm extremely lazy and dont want to write all the people walking up and asking why each other are coming on the show AANNDD the death threats said by Yami Marik I shall use my awsome authoress powers and make the bus arrive.

~***~through powerful authoress - ness the bus with the words FEAR written on the sides pulls up infrount of extremely large group of angry/tired/insane teenagers and 5000 year old spirits~***~

Bus Driver: *looks alittle wacked out of his mind* right you lot, get on the damn bus!

Tea: you know you should really be nice to people, that how you make friends *goes into random friendship speech*

Bakura:... if I have to listen to Miss Friendship all the way there I'm going to kill someone..-.-; *Sweatdrop*

Yugi: Um Yes Tea, get on the bus

Tea: ^___^ *get onto bus*

Seto: *follows muttering about sueing MTV for lots of money*

Serenity: *yawns and gets on quietly*

Mai: *worrys about her make - up and waredrob and constintly asks if this is going to be on LIVE?*

Bakura & Ryou: *squable over window seat.. Bakura wins and Ryou ends up in the Aisle*

Yami:.. this shall be interesting..

Yugi: ..ya it will.. XD *yawns*

~***~Others get on, once again Im lazy... whhhheeennn~***~

Weevil: NO! wait for me!!! *annoying voice*

Seto: O___O!!! oh... god no!

Yami: ..AHHH!! NIGHTMARE!! SAVE ME YUGI!! *leaps into soul room and follows this by rocking back and forth in a corner of the soul room*

Yugi: *shudders and dives under sleeping bag*

Weevil: *Gets on bus and looks around* what are all of you doing here? *really annoying voice*

Marik: WHY YAMI BLACK!! WHY!

Bakura: Dear Ra!!!!!! *throws Ryou at Weevil* Take my offering as peace!

Ryou: Bakura! .!!!

Serenity: ...... whos that?

Seto: I want off the bus.. let me off the bus... LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! LEMME OFF! *runs up and down the bus!*

Marik: SIT DOWN KAIBA! *smashes Kaiba over the head with the Millenium Rod*

Seto: x__X!!! *sits down*

Bus Driver: ALL OF YOOZE SIT DOWN!!

*everyone silences, Weevil sits next to Mai and Mai shudders*

Bakura: ....

Ryou: .....

Joey: .....

Tristan: ....

Serenity: ....



Mai: ...

Marik: .....

Yami Marik: .....

Yugi: ....

Yami: ....

Tea: ....

Isis: ...

(A/n ...theres more people then the normal amount aloud on Fear...O__O;;!!)

Yugi: why dont we all play a game?

Yami: Duel Monsters?

Everyone: NOOOO!!!!!

Yami: O__O; *sweatdrop*

~***~ hours later after many arguements over what to play and many abusing moments that involved the Millenium Rod and Weevils head everyone decided that they should play truth or dare~***~

Isis: alright umm... Seto, truth or Dare?

Seto: I refuse to play your childish game..

Isis: JUST DO IT!

Seto: FINE! TRUTH!

Bakura: whimp...

Seto: WHAT WAS THAT TOMB ROBBER??

Bakura: nothing ^__^

Isis: alright, Truth huh? Ever had a girlfriend?

Everyone: *interested*

Seto: *sweatdrop* uuhh..I...uh...uhhh..UHMMM!! LOOK! A HOUSE!!!

Bus Driver: welcome to MTV's Fear, enjoy yer stay and watch out fer mutated bunny rabbits!

Serenity: O___O! MUTATED BUNNY RABBITS?!?!?!

Bus Driver: ... never mind!

*and everyone gets off the bus towards the evilness that is MTV'S fear..but i like fear so its not evil!*

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Yami Black: So how did you all like the chapter? love it? hate it?

Everyone: HATE IT!

Yami Black: Well to bad! im the authoress so MWHAHHAHHAAHHA!!!

Weevil: ... i like pink

Yami Black: thats great ^___^ *swats Weevil with a mallet*

Weevil: x___x!!!

Yami Black: MWHAHAH! *plans next chappie!*