This is a parody of Vanessa Carlton's song, "Ordinary Day", with Lord of the Rings characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own the song or the characters. Pretty simple.

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Just a day, just an ordinary day

Just tryin' to get by

Just a ring, an unordinary ring

From this really evil guy and

I'm supposed to go along

I started to realize that I'm supposed to take it to Mordor

And the Eye, it shines, and he said:

"Give me the Ring. Live while you can. Don't you see your dreams can't exist at all anyway..."

And as he spoke, he spoke ordinary words

Though they did not feel

For I felt what I had felt before

And you'd swear those words were real and

As I looked up into the Eye, his vision isn't mine

And I know he's evil for I've heard it for all of time and he said:

"Give me the Ring. Live while you can. Don't you see your dreams can't exist at all anyway..."

Please come with me, help me on my journey

Follow Smeagol for time will not flee, time cannot flee, don't you see...

Just a dream, just an ordinary dream

As I lie on the ground

And that Ring, that unordinary Ring

I wish it was all in my head

Didn't it tell me it was all right

It seems so real, but as I look to Samwise

I heard it's voice haunting me with a deal and it said:

"Let me go. I need Sauron. Don't you see all your dreams lie right in the palm of your hand? I'm in the palm of your hand..."

Just a day, just an ordinary day

Just tryin' to get by

Just the Eye, the unordinary Eye, and he was looking right at me....