Chapter Five: Night One - Dare One - Marik falls down.....
Disclaimer: I dont own ne of this so BACK OFF EVIL LAWYERS SPAWNED BY THAT DEMON KILN IN INU YASHA!! (a/n i dont own Inu Yasha either -.-;)
After the long and tedious process of adding all the colors into the web site the dares and mayham began. Everyone was hovering around Kaiba waiting for the computer to do stuff ..
Yami: .... is the computer going to do stuff yet?
Marik: shuddup -.-;;
Yami: dont tell me to shut up I am your Pharaoh! MWHAHA!
Marik: correction, ex - pharaoh, you died remember
Yami: so did you!
Marik: .... DAMNIT! .!
Computer: NIGHT ONE! (everyone: O___O''') ha ha scared you *aherms* Now i shall begin night one by telling you all alittle about the graveyard. Its been here for awhile and served as a place for dead people (Kaiba: well duh) I heard that Kaiba *aherms again* tonight there shall be several places you shall be exploring. The Mosulium, the monistary, the old willow tree, the statue of the crying angel thingy, some really old cryptie thing and some other stuff.... FOR NIGHT ONE, Blue and Purple must go look around the monistary, go there and wait for further instructions, Antelope shall navigate.
Marik: .. Im blue...
Yugi: ...im purple..
Yami Marik: Im an Antelope ^___^
Everyone: O__O'''''
Yami: .. so the wanna be pharaoh and my aibou are going to complete this dare?
Kaiba: No kidding
Yami: *steals Yami Blacks authoress mallet and beans Kaiba over the head*
weevil: so Why am i here if i didnt get a color?
*From ceiling Yami Black dumps a bucket of silver paint all over Weevil* ta da a color!
Seto: ... any way, get your gear on and get the hell out of my safe house! *flings gear at Yugi and Marik*
Yami: YOUR safe house? Who died and made you ruler?
Seto: You did
Yami: I dont remember leaving 'Plz hand my crown over to a whiney rich bastard named Kaiba' in my will
Seto: *Growls
Yami: *snarls*
Tea: NOW LETS ALL BE FRI - - *is smashed over the head by the millenium rod* x___x ow...
Marik and Yugi pull on the large, heavy gear that has all the nifty camra's and walkie talkie communicator things and head towards the door of the safe house. Yugi is paper white and Marik looks like he could careless.
Yugi: *gulps*
Marik: come along Pharaohs Aibou...
Yugi: I WANT MY BLANKIE!!!!! *grabs hold of the door jam and refuses to let go*
Everyone: ---___---U
Marik: I honestly dont have time for this *grabs Rod and puts Yugi under that neat little mind control thingy*
Yugi: *zombie eyes* Yesss master....
Marik: i didnt tell you to call me master
Yugi: ... *zombie mono tone voice* up...yours...
Marik: O__O well alright then! ONWARDS!
Both Yugi and Marik (A/n i almost called Marik, Mario!) disappears off into the gathering darkness with their little flashlight things and camra's all working. Seto randomly kicks the safe house door shut and goes and sits down next to the computer which is oddly hard because its on a desk *aherms*. Yami Marik having picked the Antelope 'color' has seated himself neatly at the computer chair and is seeing how the walkie talkie works.
Outside in the random darkness, Yugi and Marik have found themselves lost in a really dark jungle thing. Whats a jungle doing in this fic you ask? well since im authoress i am randomly now making a jungle appear.
Marik: where the hell are we?
Yugi: *still under mind control* I..Dont... Know...
Marik: oh ya.. yer still under mind control arent you?
Yugi: ... dumb ... ass....
Marik: yes well thats enough mouthing me off *swats Yugi with the rod making him all.. Yugi again*
Yugi: .... *looks around* O__O!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breaths* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marik: O__O!! *swats yugi over the head*
Yugi: x__x you could of just asked for me to stop..
Marik: I could have, but where is the fun in telling you to stop?? i prefer violence ^__^ it solves everything.
Yugi: *sweatdrop* i want to go home...
Marik: *picks up his walkie talkie* what in Ra is this?
Yugi: Its called a walkie talkie, lemme show you how to work it *takes the walkie talkie and talks into it*
Yami Marik is presently chewing on the walkie talkie trying to figure out how to use it when Yugi's voice magnifies into the room causing Yami Marik to shout insults in egyptain at it.
Yami Marik: O___O!! RA IS SPEAKING TO ME!! *grabs Ryou* OH MIGHTY RA! PLEASE EXCEPT THIS OFFERING OF INNOCENT BLOOD SO YOU MAY SMITETH THE PHARAOH!! *Grabs sacrifical...pocket knife*
Ryou: O___O!!!! BLOODY HELL I AM NOT A SACRIFICAL LAMB!!! UNHAND ME YOU ....YOU....YOU INSANE TEENIE BOBBER!
Yami Marik: I - - did you just call me a teenie bobber? DO I LOOK THAT YOUNG TO YOU!! IM 5000 YEARS OLD AND I - -
Yugi's voice: Um... Yami Marik, we'd like to get on with the dare now, so if you'd be so KINDA AS TO HURRY UP WITH THE DARE ALREADY it would be appreciated.
Yami Marik: ..um...i dont know how to use this thing *smashes the Wakie talkie repeatedly down on the table untill Seto takes it away*
Seto: ----___---- stupid 5000 year old psychopath..
Yami Marik: Hey!! i heard that
Seto: Well, I said it loud!
Yami Marik: ppft..*folds arms over really hot chest* (A/n MWHAHA!! LMFAO!)
Seto: *rolls eyes and looks at the website for instructions .. and due to horrible - ness of the Author (mee!!) there are no instructions but the words YOU SHALL ALL PERISH HERE written on the page labeled Instructions* Well..thats not normal...O__o..
Yugi's Voice: what!!?!? WHATS NOT NORMAL!! O__O!! *freaking out*
Seto: *grins evily* oh nothing, it says you guys have to stay at the Monistary for 2 hours in radio silence and IF you speak you forfeit your money ^__^ *evil!!*
Weevil: *playing with string*
Seto: O__o er yes..
Marik's Voice: Yugi! get back here!! Fine Radio silence it is! *radio goes dead*
Weevil: cheese??
Yami Marik: no ---__---- *beans Weevil over the head with the authoress mallet*
Seto: Thank You *pops several tylonal extra strength with codine XD!* mm... codinie goodness ~___^V
Ryou: *louging silenly on the couch*
Bakura: *gnawing on his millenium ring*
Ryou: O__o?? what ARE you doing Bakura?
Bakura: mind your own damn business
Ryou: alright ^__^ *minds own damn business*
*****At the Monistary*****
Yugi: *whimpers* i wanna go home....
Marik: shuddup
Yugi: nooo you shuddup
Marik: NOO YOU SHUDDUP!!
Yugi: LETS GO!! *starts jumping around* COME ON!! BRING IT!! I CAN TAKE YA, YA EGYPTIAN BISHIE!! *flipping out*
Marik: ,,o___o,, um.. no that quite alright..*moving away from Yugi*
Yugi: GET BACK HERE!!!!!! *Attempts to tackle*
Marik: ,,O____O,, *runs like Black Mistress is after him with a spork!!* ((A/n lol!! Black Mistress is another authoress , she leaves funny reviews XD!))
Yugi: AAARROOOOOOOO *runs after Marik screaming words of a random nature*
******Safe House*******
Seto: ,,O___O,, Bakura what are you doing??
Bakura: *gnawing on his millenium ring* piss off Kaiba
Seto: *rolls eyes*
******Somewhere in the Monistary******
Marik: gah!! Yugi calm down!!
Yugi: *foaming at the mouth*
Marik: I knew i shouldnt have gotten Yami to slip sugar pills into his mourning milk ,,O____O,, *continues running*
Yugi: aosdhgsdklhjslkdjhdlkfjh sdgsh ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *becomes all feral like*
Marik: GAH!!! *strips off random MTV fear gear crap and runs like hell*
*****Safe House******
Yami: Got Any threes Ryou?
Ryou: *With much enthusiasum* GO FISH YAMI, GO FISH!!!!
Seto: you dont need to be so 'high spirited'.. its just a game..
Ryou: But Im winning!!
Yami: O___O!! BLASPHEMY!! NO ONE BEATS THE KING OF GAMES
Seto: Blasphemy is when you say something horrible about the church -.-''
Yami" But!!
Seto: NO! *random smack*
Yami: *quiets* -.-'
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YamiBlack: Alright Guys, im sorry for the extremely long update oh and Shadow's Girl12 Fear is on Friday's at 10 as i have been imformed ^__^. It may take me awhile to update again with school and such and flaw, WELL ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I dont own ne of this so BACK OFF EVIL LAWYERS SPAWNED BY THAT DEMON KILN IN INU YASHA!! (a/n i dont own Inu Yasha either -.-;)
After the long and tedious process of adding all the colors into the web site the dares and mayham began. Everyone was hovering around Kaiba waiting for the computer to do stuff ..
Yami: .... is the computer going to do stuff yet?
Marik: shuddup -.-;;
Yami: dont tell me to shut up I am your Pharaoh! MWHAHA!
Marik: correction, ex - pharaoh, you died remember
Yami: so did you!
Marik: .... DAMNIT! .!
Computer: NIGHT ONE! (everyone: O___O''') ha ha scared you *aherms* Now i shall begin night one by telling you all alittle about the graveyard. Its been here for awhile and served as a place for dead people (Kaiba: well duh) I heard that Kaiba *aherms again* tonight there shall be several places you shall be exploring. The Mosulium, the monistary, the old willow tree, the statue of the crying angel thingy, some really old cryptie thing and some other stuff.... FOR NIGHT ONE, Blue and Purple must go look around the monistary, go there and wait for further instructions, Antelope shall navigate.
Marik: .. Im blue...
Yugi: ...im purple..
Yami Marik: Im an Antelope ^___^
Everyone: O__O'''''
Yami: .. so the wanna be pharaoh and my aibou are going to complete this dare?
Kaiba: No kidding
Yami: *steals Yami Blacks authoress mallet and beans Kaiba over the head*
weevil: so Why am i here if i didnt get a color?
*From ceiling Yami Black dumps a bucket of silver paint all over Weevil* ta da a color!
Seto: ... any way, get your gear on and get the hell out of my safe house! *flings gear at Yugi and Marik*
Yami: YOUR safe house? Who died and made you ruler?
Seto: You did
Yami: I dont remember leaving 'Plz hand my crown over to a whiney rich bastard named Kaiba' in my will
Seto: *Growls
Yami: *snarls*
Tea: NOW LETS ALL BE FRI - - *is smashed over the head by the millenium rod* x___x ow...
Marik and Yugi pull on the large, heavy gear that has all the nifty camra's and walkie talkie communicator things and head towards the door of the safe house. Yugi is paper white and Marik looks like he could careless.
Yugi: *gulps*
Marik: come along Pharaohs Aibou...
Yugi: I WANT MY BLANKIE!!!!! *grabs hold of the door jam and refuses to let go*
Everyone: ---___---U
Marik: I honestly dont have time for this *grabs Rod and puts Yugi under that neat little mind control thingy*
Yugi: *zombie eyes* Yesss master....
Marik: i didnt tell you to call me master
Yugi: ... *zombie mono tone voice* up...yours...
Marik: O__O well alright then! ONWARDS!
Both Yugi and Marik (A/n i almost called Marik, Mario!) disappears off into the gathering darkness with their little flashlight things and camra's all working. Seto randomly kicks the safe house door shut and goes and sits down next to the computer which is oddly hard because its on a desk *aherms*. Yami Marik having picked the Antelope 'color' has seated himself neatly at the computer chair and is seeing how the walkie talkie works.
Outside in the random darkness, Yugi and Marik have found themselves lost in a really dark jungle thing. Whats a jungle doing in this fic you ask? well since im authoress i am randomly now making a jungle appear.
Marik: where the hell are we?
Yugi: *still under mind control* I..Dont... Know...
Marik: oh ya.. yer still under mind control arent you?
Yugi: ... dumb ... ass....
Marik: yes well thats enough mouthing me off *swats Yugi with the rod making him all.. Yugi again*
Yugi: .... *looks around* O__O!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breaths* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marik: O__O!! *swats yugi over the head*
Yugi: x__x you could of just asked for me to stop..
Marik: I could have, but where is the fun in telling you to stop?? i prefer violence ^__^ it solves everything.
Yugi: *sweatdrop* i want to go home...
Marik: *picks up his walkie talkie* what in Ra is this?
Yugi: Its called a walkie talkie, lemme show you how to work it *takes the walkie talkie and talks into it*
Yami Marik is presently chewing on the walkie talkie trying to figure out how to use it when Yugi's voice magnifies into the room causing Yami Marik to shout insults in egyptain at it.
Yami Marik: O___O!! RA IS SPEAKING TO ME!! *grabs Ryou* OH MIGHTY RA! PLEASE EXCEPT THIS OFFERING OF INNOCENT BLOOD SO YOU MAY SMITETH THE PHARAOH!! *Grabs sacrifical...pocket knife*
Ryou: O___O!!!! BLOODY HELL I AM NOT A SACRIFICAL LAMB!!! UNHAND ME YOU ....YOU....YOU INSANE TEENIE BOBBER!
Yami Marik: I - - did you just call me a teenie bobber? DO I LOOK THAT YOUNG TO YOU!! IM 5000 YEARS OLD AND I - -
Yugi's voice: Um... Yami Marik, we'd like to get on with the dare now, so if you'd be so KINDA AS TO HURRY UP WITH THE DARE ALREADY it would be appreciated.
Yami Marik: ..um...i dont know how to use this thing *smashes the Wakie talkie repeatedly down on the table untill Seto takes it away*
Seto: ----___---- stupid 5000 year old psychopath..
Yami Marik: Hey!! i heard that
Seto: Well, I said it loud!
Yami Marik: ppft..*folds arms over really hot chest* (A/n MWHAHA!! LMFAO!)
Seto: *rolls eyes and looks at the website for instructions .. and due to horrible - ness of the Author (mee!!) there are no instructions but the words YOU SHALL ALL PERISH HERE written on the page labeled Instructions* Well..thats not normal...O__o..
Yugi's Voice: what!!?!? WHATS NOT NORMAL!! O__O!! *freaking out*
Seto: *grins evily* oh nothing, it says you guys have to stay at the Monistary for 2 hours in radio silence and IF you speak you forfeit your money ^__^ *evil!!*
Weevil: *playing with string*
Seto: O__o er yes..
Marik's Voice: Yugi! get back here!! Fine Radio silence it is! *radio goes dead*
Weevil: cheese??
Yami Marik: no ---__---- *beans Weevil over the head with the authoress mallet*
Seto: Thank You *pops several tylonal extra strength with codine XD!* mm... codinie goodness ~___^V
Ryou: *louging silenly on the couch*
Bakura: *gnawing on his millenium ring*
Ryou: O__o?? what ARE you doing Bakura?
Bakura: mind your own damn business
Ryou: alright ^__^ *minds own damn business*
*****At the Monistary*****
Yugi: *whimpers* i wanna go home....
Marik: shuddup
Yugi: nooo you shuddup
Marik: NOO YOU SHUDDUP!!
Yugi: LETS GO!! *starts jumping around* COME ON!! BRING IT!! I CAN TAKE YA, YA EGYPTIAN BISHIE!! *flipping out*
Marik: ,,o___o,, um.. no that quite alright..*moving away from Yugi*
Yugi: GET BACK HERE!!!!!! *Attempts to tackle*
Marik: ,,O____O,, *runs like Black Mistress is after him with a spork!!* ((A/n lol!! Black Mistress is another authoress , she leaves funny reviews XD!))
Yugi: AAARROOOOOOOO *runs after Marik screaming words of a random nature*
******Safe House*******
Seto: ,,O___O,, Bakura what are you doing??
Bakura: *gnawing on his millenium ring* piss off Kaiba
Seto: *rolls eyes*
******Somewhere in the Monistary******
Marik: gah!! Yugi calm down!!
Yugi: *foaming at the mouth*
Marik: I knew i shouldnt have gotten Yami to slip sugar pills into his mourning milk ,,O____O,, *continues running*
Yugi: aosdhgsdklhjslkdjhdlkfjh sdgsh ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *becomes all feral like*
Marik: GAH!!! *strips off random MTV fear gear crap and runs like hell*
*****Safe House******
Yami: Got Any threes Ryou?
Ryou: *With much enthusiasum* GO FISH YAMI, GO FISH!!!!
Seto: you dont need to be so 'high spirited'.. its just a game..
Ryou: But Im winning!!
Yami: O___O!! BLASPHEMY!! NO ONE BEATS THE KING OF GAMES
Seto: Blasphemy is when you say something horrible about the church -.-''
Yami" But!!
Seto: NO! *random smack*
Yami: *quiets* -.-'
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YamiBlack: Alright Guys, im sorry for the extremely long update oh and Shadow's Girl12 Fear is on Friday's at 10 as i have been imformed ^__^. It may take me awhile to update again with school and such and flaw, WELL ENJOY!