Chapter Six: ... More Insanity
YamiBlack: So anyway, last time we left off Marik was being chased by a rapid Yugi and Bakura was chewing on his millenium ring....
Bakura: mmm....ringie goodness =^o^=
Ryou: -.-'
YamiBlack: *jumps onto a mutated cheeseburger* ONWARDS MY TRUSTY PATTY!!! ONWARDS TO THE STORY!
MutatedCheeseburger: *rears and gallops off into sunset*
Seto: ..... O___O;;;
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**So back in the monistary with a terrified Marik and a rapid Yugi**
Marik: *plastered against a wall, breathing heavily* , ,O____O, , dear .. *pant* ...ra .. this is worse *pant* than YamiBlack trying to.. *pant* .. glomp me and .. *pant* ... Bakura!
YamiBlack: I heard that Marik Ishtar!!!! *somewhere on ceiling being a bishie*
Marik: *gulp**kawaii eyes* you dont wuv me ne more..
YamiBlack: aww ^____^
Yugi: *runs around the corner foaming at the mouth* @___O
Marik: DEAR RA!!!! o____o SCREW THIS, IM CONVERTING, SAVE ME JEEBUS!! *hauls ass!*
Yugi: I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, AND YOUR LITTLE SHOES TO!
Marik: my shoes?
Yugi: work with me here -.-''
Marik: oh ok ^___^ *breaths* AHHHH!!! *continues hauling ass down a random dark hall*
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Tea: Has it been two hours yet? im really worried about Yugi
Mai: ooooohhhh ~____^ worried huh
Tea: ..... *confused*
Bakura: ...blonde -----_____---- *licks the millenium ring* mm.. needs salt...
Tea: hehehe, i like cuppiecakes and sunshine ^_____^
Seto: *shudder* I need tranquilizers
Tea: Seto, getting addicted to tranquillizers is bad
Seto: who said the tranquilizers are for me..... *evil grin*
Everybody: O____O;;;;
Yami: I vote one of us should go look for my aibou and insane rod weilding guy
Yami Marik: .... Im right here ^__^
Yami: *sweatdrop* no, the other insane you..
Yami Marik: oh ^___^
(A/n: ok, im getting mighty sick of typing Yami Marik so he shall be hence forth known in this fic as Malik -.-))
Seto: that is a wonderful idea, i vote Yami can go and look for his aibou
Yami: *sweatdrop* lets not be to hasty O____O
Malik: i agree!!!
Bakura: chuck the pharaoh out
Yami: I SHALL SEE U ALL HANGED FOR THIS *thrown out of the safe house* son of a - - *gets gear thrown at him* x____x!
Bakura: *cackles and high fives Malik and Seto* ^____^
Seto: .... *isnt enjoying this boyish bonding crap that i have randomly shoved in this fic becuz im a retard ^__^!!!*
***Now! lets see what poor Marik and Yugi are up to!***
Marik: *panting, lack of air is bad for you* O____O must.. find.. way.. to calm... yugi.. down.. *gah* lack of air... hurting.. lungs..... thought... embalmers.. took those.. out........ lazy... egyptian.. slackers....*shakes fist weakly at nothing* When.. i.. take over world.. find embalmers... and make.. corpses.. do.. embaressing things... *insane cackle*
Yugi: HEEERREEESSSSSSSSSSSS SHRIMPY!!!! @____0!!! VERTICALLY CHALLENGED BOY AWAY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: O___O *light bulb appears over head* hey! i know what to do with this! *grabs light bulb...and smashes yugi over the head with it*
Yugi: x_____x *falls over*
Marik: I WIN!!!!! WOOOO *dances, remembers that hes tired and falls over*
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Yami: *making his way along a random dark corridor i've placed for i am QUITE insane!* I want my blankie x_____x *brushes some piece of stray cloth and screams like a little girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME RA!! *runs like hell* I DONT NEED THIS TONIGHT *Runs directly into Marik* AHHHHHHEEEEEE!!
Marik: .... Pharaoh?
Yami: ....Pharaoh wanna be?
Marik: I Resent that -.- *starts laughing* you scream like a girl
Yami: and you look like one too ^___^
Marik: *Growls*
Yami: heheh.. its funny cuz its true....
****Meanwhile with YamiBlack*****
Yami Black: MULTICOLORED ANTELOPES!! XD!! *falls over* AHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Alice: ... Yes...O__o;;;
Yami Black: ...EEEE EEEE HEEHEEHHEHHEHEHEHE *goes into random laughing convulsions*
Alice: ..Issues-.-
Yami Black: STOP THE TALKING!!!!
Alice: ....... O____O!
******Er.. Back with Yami and Marik******
Yami: so you say my aibou is er.. 'legally insane'.. what do u mean by 'legally insane' give me an estimate
Marik: ..well.. Malik insane...
Yami: @___@ awww crap...
Yugi: OFSUAL;GH;SLAKGHSLKGDHSDLKGHSL;A!! *runs out from behind a tapestry weilding a very large rusty axe* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOR MONSTERS YUGI!!
Yami: uhhh.. you are Yugi
Yugi: NO!! FOR I AM.. SETO KAIBA MWHAKSLHFSLKHGSLKHG!!
Marik: Great, now its delusional...
Yugi: ... de - lu - sion - al?
Marik: .. nevermind?
Yami: ..pickle?
Marik: now whats that got to do with anything?
Yami: heh.. dunno?
Yugi: YOUR CONFUSING *falls down and spasmz*
Marik: well.. that was..
Yami: ya...O____o
Yugi: *spasmz* @___o *insert random insane laughing here*
Yami: ......uuuhhhmmmm
Marik: *beats Yugi with the millenium rod untill he is unrecognisable by the police and knocked out.. oviously..XD!*
Yami: ..much better
Yugi: *twitch* PICKLE *twitch* CHICKEN *twitch* FUZZY WALKING CARPETS! *series of twitchs*
Marik: .... uhhh...
Yami: ... oh i see O______o
***Back with the others at the Safe House****
Ryou: *randomly dancing around with his headphones on*
Bakura: .......
Malik: ........
Seto: .......... well if no one else is going to do it then i will *grabs a large metal object and hurls it at Ryou*
Ryou: *beaned by the brick XD* X____________X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owwwwiieeeeee!!!
Yami Black: LMFAO.. BEANED BY THE BRICK LMFAO!! SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM REJECTED STORE LOGO THINGIINGKAHSAKLHFHS THINGYS LMFAO!!!!!!!
Bakura: *topples over laughing madly* IT DOES!
Weevil: .... what was funny about being hit over the head with a metal brick thing?
Yami Black: there are many reasons why getting hit over the head with a metal brick thingy is funny XD
Weevil: .. like?
Yami Black: well... *grabs metal brick and hits Weevil several times with it*
Malik. Seto, Bakura and amazingly Ryou: *crack up and fall over themselves* ROTFLMAO!!!
Yami Black: Violence is just being creative with weapons!.... thanks Eli for greeeaaaat quote thingy!
Weevil: x_____O
Mai: ~____^ Eli huh
Yami Black: *Random insane blushing and kicks Mai in the ass* STOP THE TALKING!!!!
Mai: X______X!! Ow!
***aaannddd Supaaaaaaa Chelsea jumps in****
Chelsea: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON!!! XD!!!
Yami Black: CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls over from lack of air!*
Seto: .... who?
Malik: ... Lost.. so very Lost
Ryou: SHINY THINGS ARE SHINY!
Chelsea: *pokes Ryou in the Chest* You remind me of a friend.. his name is... Derek XD
Yami Black: ... I LIKE CHEESY ITEMS THAT ARE MADE OF CHEESE!!
Chelsea: ..... O____O;;;; uhhhhh....... Christain Bale?
Yami Black: YES!
Chelsea: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Seto: ........ *tries to knock himself out with the metal brick thingy!*
Chelsea: *bounces around the room on one of them giant bouncy balls, lmfao.. i want one of thems!* @___o
Yami Black: .... WOW.. THIS JUST WENT WAAAYYYY OFF TRACK....
Seto: no kidding...-.-''
Yami Black: COME CHELSEA.. WE SHALL DISAPPEAR INTO THE VOID OF... UH.. AUTHORESS.. POWERS.. MMMMYES! *shifty eyes. Opens a random void to no wheresville XD* COME! WE SHALT GO MAKE CHOAS IN THE CENTRAL CONTROL ROOM OF THE AUTHORESS STORY POWER THINGY DOODLE.... YES!
Chelsea: *dances around the floor and runs into the void yelling something about Lost Boys and Corey Haim and.. some other people i know shes obsessed with because well.. thats chelsea!*
Yami Black: EEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHE *...thats suppose to be the Wicked Witch of the Wests laugh off of Wizard of Oz... lmfao.. i watched that movie last night... FLYING MONKEYS ROCK!!** randomly runs into the void with several hundred flying monkeys behind her, and two Munchins Which Eli Raw proceeds to shoot with a very large shot gun that has multy attachments to them which i think is kinda difficult... - - I'LL STOP TALKING NOW!*
Seto: .. well.. that was ODD!
Malik: .. Yami Black has odd Friends...
Derek: NO YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SHOE!!!
Malik: .. O___O WTF? WHAT SHOE? *looks confused!*
Derek: .. there is no spoon -.-
Seto: WHAT SPOON?!?!!?
Derek: YA YOU WISH YOU KNEW!! ^________^!!!!! *Runs into a wall and into the void to help make choas with this story*MWHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
****** In the Void*******
Yami Black: *on a random purple chair cackling madly*
Derek: *playing with one of them rubic cubes and and discusing D + D with Eli which makes me horribly confused because they do this at school and im all... huh?O__oSO! i play with a button ^___^!*
Chelsea: OoOoOoOo buttons are FUN *playing with random buttons on a very large control panal of power!*
Flying Monkeys: .. mmmm... Illegal gambling... ^_____^ **building a casino in the middle of this fic becuz the whole fear idea is kinda needng some PAH ZAZ VEGAS STYLE TO IT.. LMFAO!! PA ZAZ IS A DAZZY WORD*
Chelsea: *hits a button marked BIG RED BUTTON OF MAGICAL POWERS... DONT TOUCH*
Everyone in this fic: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - - *randomly cut off by the BIG RED BUTTON OF MAGICAL POWERS effect *.... aww crap...
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Yami Black: Wooooo, well there ya go, the lovely insanity of my mind ^____________________^ lmfao ENJOY AND R+R plz!
YamiBlack: So anyway, last time we left off Marik was being chased by a rapid Yugi and Bakura was chewing on his millenium ring....
Bakura: mmm....ringie goodness =^o^=
Ryou: -.-'
YamiBlack: *jumps onto a mutated cheeseburger* ONWARDS MY TRUSTY PATTY!!! ONWARDS TO THE STORY!
MutatedCheeseburger: *rears and gallops off into sunset*
Seto: ..... O___O;;;
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**So back in the monistary with a terrified Marik and a rapid Yugi**
Marik: *plastered against a wall, breathing heavily* , ,O____O, , dear .. *pant* ...ra .. this is worse *pant* than YamiBlack trying to.. *pant* .. glomp me and .. *pant* ... Bakura!
YamiBlack: I heard that Marik Ishtar!!!! *somewhere on ceiling being a bishie*
Marik: *gulp**kawaii eyes* you dont wuv me ne more..
YamiBlack: aww ^____^
Yugi: *runs around the corner foaming at the mouth* @___O
Marik: DEAR RA!!!! o____o SCREW THIS, IM CONVERTING, SAVE ME JEEBUS!! *hauls ass!*
Yugi: I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, AND YOUR LITTLE SHOES TO!
Marik: my shoes?
Yugi: work with me here -.-''
Marik: oh ok ^___^ *breaths* AHHHH!!! *continues hauling ass down a random dark hall*
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Tea: Has it been two hours yet? im really worried about Yugi
Mai: ooooohhhh ~____^ worried huh
Tea: ..... *confused*
Bakura: ...blonde -----_____---- *licks the millenium ring* mm.. needs salt...
Tea: hehehe, i like cuppiecakes and sunshine ^_____^
Seto: *shudder* I need tranquilizers
Tea: Seto, getting addicted to tranquillizers is bad
Seto: who said the tranquilizers are for me..... *evil grin*
Everybody: O____O;;;;
Yami: I vote one of us should go look for my aibou and insane rod weilding guy
Yami Marik: .... Im right here ^__^
Yami: *sweatdrop* no, the other insane you..
Yami Marik: oh ^___^
(A/n: ok, im getting mighty sick of typing Yami Marik so he shall be hence forth known in this fic as Malik -.-))
Seto: that is a wonderful idea, i vote Yami can go and look for his aibou
Yami: *sweatdrop* lets not be to hasty O____O
Malik: i agree!!!
Bakura: chuck the pharaoh out
Yami: I SHALL SEE U ALL HANGED FOR THIS *thrown out of the safe house* son of a - - *gets gear thrown at him* x____x!
Bakura: *cackles and high fives Malik and Seto* ^____^
Seto: .... *isnt enjoying this boyish bonding crap that i have randomly shoved in this fic becuz im a retard ^__^!!!*
***Now! lets see what poor Marik and Yugi are up to!***
Marik: *panting, lack of air is bad for you* O____O must.. find.. way.. to calm... yugi.. down.. *gah* lack of air... hurting.. lungs..... thought... embalmers.. took those.. out........ lazy... egyptian.. slackers....*shakes fist weakly at nothing* When.. i.. take over world.. find embalmers... and make.. corpses.. do.. embaressing things... *insane cackle*
Yugi: HEEERREEESSSSSSSSSSSS SHRIMPY!!!! @____0!!! VERTICALLY CHALLENGED BOY AWAY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: O___O *light bulb appears over head* hey! i know what to do with this! *grabs light bulb...and smashes yugi over the head with it*
Yugi: x_____x *falls over*
Marik: I WIN!!!!! WOOOO *dances, remembers that hes tired and falls over*
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Yami: *making his way along a random dark corridor i've placed for i am QUITE insane!* I want my blankie x_____x *brushes some piece of stray cloth and screams like a little girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME RA!! *runs like hell* I DONT NEED THIS TONIGHT *Runs directly into Marik* AHHHHHHEEEEEE!!
Marik: .... Pharaoh?
Yami: ....Pharaoh wanna be?
Marik: I Resent that -.- *starts laughing* you scream like a girl
Yami: and you look like one too ^___^
Marik: *Growls*
Yami: heheh.. its funny cuz its true....
****Meanwhile with YamiBlack*****
Yami Black: MULTICOLORED ANTELOPES!! XD!! *falls over* AHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Alice: ... Yes...O__o;;;
Yami Black: ...EEEE EEEE HEEHEEHHEHHEHEHEHE *goes into random laughing convulsions*
Alice: ..Issues-.-
Yami Black: STOP THE TALKING!!!!
Alice: ....... O____O!
******Er.. Back with Yami and Marik******
Yami: so you say my aibou is er.. 'legally insane'.. what do u mean by 'legally insane' give me an estimate
Marik: ..well.. Malik insane...
Yami: @___@ awww crap...
Yugi: OFSUAL;GH;SLAKGHSLKGDHSDLKGHSL;A!! *runs out from behind a tapestry weilding a very large rusty axe* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA U SHALL ALL BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOR MONSTERS YUGI!!
Yami: uhhh.. you are Yugi
Yugi: NO!! FOR I AM.. SETO KAIBA MWHAKSLHFSLKHGSLKHG!!
Marik: Great, now its delusional...
Yugi: ... de - lu - sion - al?
Marik: .. nevermind?
Yami: ..pickle?
Marik: now whats that got to do with anything?
Yami: heh.. dunno?
Yugi: YOUR CONFUSING *falls down and spasmz*
Marik: well.. that was..
Yami: ya...O____o
Yugi: *spasmz* @___o *insert random insane laughing here*
Yami: ......uuuhhhmmmm
Marik: *beats Yugi with the millenium rod untill he is unrecognisable by the police and knocked out.. oviously..XD!*
Yami: ..much better
Yugi: *twitch* PICKLE *twitch* CHICKEN *twitch* FUZZY WALKING CARPETS! *series of twitchs*
Marik: .... uhhh...
Yami: ... oh i see O______o
***Back with the others at the Safe House****
Ryou: *randomly dancing around with his headphones on*
Bakura: .......
Malik: ........
Seto: .......... well if no one else is going to do it then i will *grabs a large metal object and hurls it at Ryou*
Ryou: *beaned by the brick XD* X____________X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! owwwwiieeeeee!!!
Yami Black: LMFAO.. BEANED BY THE BRICK LMFAO!! SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM REJECTED STORE LOGO THINGIINGKAHSAKLHFHS THINGYS LMFAO!!!!!!!
Bakura: *topples over laughing madly* IT DOES!
Weevil: .... what was funny about being hit over the head with a metal brick thing?
Yami Black: there are many reasons why getting hit over the head with a metal brick thingy is funny XD
Weevil: .. like?
Yami Black: well... *grabs metal brick and hits Weevil several times with it*
Malik. Seto, Bakura and amazingly Ryou: *crack up and fall over themselves* ROTFLMAO!!!
Yami Black: Violence is just being creative with weapons!.... thanks Eli for greeeaaaat quote thingy!
Weevil: x_____O
Mai: ~____^ Eli huh
Yami Black: *Random insane blushing and kicks Mai in the ass* STOP THE TALKING!!!!
Mai: X______X!! Ow!
***aaannddd Supaaaaaaa Chelsea jumps in****
Chelsea: I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON!!! XD!!!
Yami Black: CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *falls over from lack of air!*
Seto: .... who?
Malik: ... Lost.. so very Lost
Ryou: SHINY THINGS ARE SHINY!
Chelsea: *pokes Ryou in the Chest* You remind me of a friend.. his name is... Derek XD
Yami Black: ... I LIKE CHEESY ITEMS THAT ARE MADE OF CHEESE!!
Chelsea: ..... O____O;;;; uhhhhh....... Christain Bale?
Yami Black: YES!
Chelsea: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Seto: ........ *tries to knock himself out with the metal brick thingy!*
Chelsea: *bounces around the room on one of them giant bouncy balls, lmfao.. i want one of thems!* @___o
Yami Black: .... WOW.. THIS JUST WENT WAAAYYYY OFF TRACK....
Seto: no kidding...-.-''
Yami Black: COME CHELSEA.. WE SHALL DISAPPEAR INTO THE VOID OF... UH.. AUTHORESS.. POWERS.. MMMMYES! *shifty eyes. Opens a random void to no wheresville XD* COME! WE SHALT GO MAKE CHOAS IN THE CENTRAL CONTROL ROOM OF THE AUTHORESS STORY POWER THINGY DOODLE.... YES!
Chelsea: *dances around the floor and runs into the void yelling something about Lost Boys and Corey Haim and.. some other people i know shes obsessed with because well.. thats chelsea!*
Yami Black: EEEEEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHE *...thats suppose to be the Wicked Witch of the Wests laugh off of Wizard of Oz... lmfao.. i watched that movie last night... FLYING MONKEYS ROCK!!** randomly runs into the void with several hundred flying monkeys behind her, and two Munchins Which Eli Raw proceeds to shoot with a very large shot gun that has multy attachments to them which i think is kinda difficult... - - I'LL STOP TALKING NOW!*
Seto: .. well.. that was ODD!
Malik: .. Yami Black has odd Friends...
Derek: NO YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SHOE!!!
Malik: .. O___O WTF? WHAT SHOE? *looks confused!*
Derek: .. there is no spoon -.-
Seto: WHAT SPOON?!?!!?
Derek: YA YOU WISH YOU KNEW!! ^________^!!!!! *Runs into a wall and into the void to help make choas with this story*MWHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
****** In the Void*******
Yami Black: *on a random purple chair cackling madly*
Derek: *playing with one of them rubic cubes and and discusing D + D with Eli which makes me horribly confused because they do this at school and im all... huh?O__oSO! i play with a button ^___^!*
Chelsea: OoOoOoOo buttons are FUN *playing with random buttons on a very large control panal of power!*
Flying Monkeys: .. mmmm... Illegal gambling... ^_____^ **building a casino in the middle of this fic becuz the whole fear idea is kinda needng some PAH ZAZ VEGAS STYLE TO IT.. LMFAO!! PA ZAZ IS A DAZZY WORD*
Chelsea: *hits a button marked BIG RED BUTTON OF MAGICAL POWERS... DONT TOUCH*
Everyone in this fic: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - - *randomly cut off by the BIG RED BUTTON OF MAGICAL POWERS effect *.... aww crap...
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Yami Black: Wooooo, well there ya go, the lovely insanity of my mind ^____________________^ lmfao ENJOY AND R+R plz!