Chapter 1~Can't spell 'Vicky' without 'icky'! Can't spell 'stupid' without
'Connie'!....no, wait.
[A/N] Glad most of you enjoyed it--I realized I didn't have Connie talk much in the prologue. Couldn't add the chapter to the previous, so this'll have to do
"Wake up sleepyhead!!!!!"
Connie's wand glowed, making Sarah hover in the air. She woke up and looked down, letting out a yelp as Connie dropped her on her bed. She bounced upright.
"School's tomorrow, nitwit."
She replied grumpily, curling up in her bed.
"Waken, waken, eggs and ba-"
Her dad came in, slamming the door on Connie, crushing her against the wall. He was wearing his dentist uniform.
"Good morning sunshine!! I'm off to work!"
"Err---uh---yeah---um---bye---", Sarah mumbled, her eyes closed in exhaustion.
"I found this flyer the other day for a babysitter and here she is!"
Sarah's eyes shot open. A tall, teenage girl with red hair and wild green eyes glared menacingly at her as she stood in the doorway. 'It's like Satan in human form!!' Sarah thought eyes wide with fear.
"What?!?! I don't need a--"
"Bye now!"
"But I--"
Vicky gave an evil glare at her. Sarah was whimpering in her head.
"Okay, my job is to waste your electric, you're job is to clean the house!!"
"That's not fair!"
"LIVE WITH IT!!"
She screamed, practically shaking the house. Her cell phone rang, and she walked into the other room as she answered it.
The door swung slowly away from the wall, and Connie smiled, toothless. She made a big smash in the wall.
"You okay?"
"Ur hurh."
She held up her wand slowly and it glowed, changing her back to normal.
"That baby-sitter sounds harsh."
"No duh! I'd rather be stuck here with a fire breathing dragon."
"Why don't you just wish her away? Hint hint!"
"Okay! I wish--"
Vicky walked into her room, and Connie, as always, poofed into a gnat.
"Tough luck twerp, the Turners have gone out and I'll have to baby-sit the both of you at their house."
"I'll just stay here and..."
"MOVE IT!!"
They both got into her car and drove off to the Turners.
They approached the front door, and Vicky rang the bell multiple times at once.
"Are you allowed to do this?"
"Do what, twerp?!?!?"
"Bring me over someone else's house to watch two different kids at once in an effort to make more money?"
"Whaddoyou know, twerp?? You've just moved here!"
"But, anyway, I don't think it's---"
"You talk too much, SHUT UP!!"
The Turners, the mom and the dad, appeared at the door. They were wearing their daily bingo shirts. Vicky's angry face quickly changed to a smile.
"Take good care of Timmy, Vicky!" they shouted as they raced off to the car.
When they sped off, Vicky quickly grabbed Sarah by the collar of her shirt. She stomped into the house, slamming the door behind her. She dropped her next to a little boy with brown hair and a pink shirt and a pink hat. He looked as scared as she was.
"Okay now. You twerps go UPSTAIRS and not a peep till your parents get home, got it?!?!?!"
They nodded reluctantly and she stormed off to the living room.
Connie buzzed annoyingly at Sarah's face. She swatted at her,
"Not NOW!", she muttered, hoping Timmy hadn't heard. That's all she needed was to be the girl who talks to a gnat.
"Huh?", Timmy asked, confused.
"Err, nothing. Just a pesky fly...", she replied, eyeing Connie, who spun in circles in the air for no reason at all.
"Wanna go play video games?"
"Sure. Race ya!!"
Sarah yelled, racing up the stairs, Timmy raced after her.
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!! I HEARD HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They laughed, covering their mouths, hoping Vicky wouldn't hear them.
"Sarah!!!"
"Meep!"
Sarah watched in horror as Vicky headed up the stairs towards her, angrier than she has ever seen.
"IWISHSHEWASFROZEN!!!!"
Sarah yelled out in fear. Her wish was granted, and Vicky stood in place, her face still angry.
Sarah turned to Timmy, who stared in horror. 'Oh no.he saw.'
"Timmy, it was.a....um."
Timmy finally spoke,
"Cool, you have a fairy god parent too!"
"No I--.Wait a minute.'too'?"
Sarah asked in confusion.
"I have them too!"
"Them?"
Connie poofed back into herself,
"And I'm the stupid one?!"
She poofed a dunce cap onto Sarah's head. It covered over her eyes. Sarah groaned angrily and jumped up, slamming it onto Connie's head.
"Ah-ha-ha!! I'm BLIND!!"
She spun around the room in wide circles, crashing into Timmy and his fishbowl. She managed to pluck it off her head and examined the mess. Her face was wide with shock.
"Uh-oh..spaGHETTIO!!"
Her face quickly changed to her goofy smile again.
"Knuckle head, what did you DO??"
Sarah cried. She turned to Timmy.
"Look, I'm sorry, she's---"
She paused when she saw to fairies floating above him. They waved their wands and the whole mess was cleaned up, as if it never happened. He had fairy god parents, the wife had pink swirly hair and the husband had green hair. She gaped in awe. They looked somewhat like Connie.
"You weren't kidding."
She looked back to Connie, who was slamming her head into the wall. She rushed over to stop her, remembering the last time when she had a concussion.
"Doofy, look!"
She grabbed her head and turned it towards Timmy's fairies. Connie paused a moment, then yelled out again for no reason.
"Mr. & Mrs. President???"
Sarah smacked herself in the middle of her forehead.
[A/N]- Didja like it? Lemme know. Boy, Connie is pret-ty dumb, huh? -gets knocked in The head by a book- OWW!! Anyway, I'm so proud of this, mostly because this is my first fic. Oh, when I get my scanner working again I'll put a link up in my profile-thingy so you can visit the site to see my drawings!!
[A/N] Glad most of you enjoyed it--I realized I didn't have Connie talk much in the prologue. Couldn't add the chapter to the previous, so this'll have to do
"Wake up sleepyhead!!!!!"
Connie's wand glowed, making Sarah hover in the air. She woke up and looked down, letting out a yelp as Connie dropped her on her bed. She bounced upright.
"School's tomorrow, nitwit."
She replied grumpily, curling up in her bed.
"Waken, waken, eggs and ba-"
Her dad came in, slamming the door on Connie, crushing her against the wall. He was wearing his dentist uniform.
"Good morning sunshine!! I'm off to work!"
"Err---uh---yeah---um---bye---", Sarah mumbled, her eyes closed in exhaustion.
"I found this flyer the other day for a babysitter and here she is!"
Sarah's eyes shot open. A tall, teenage girl with red hair and wild green eyes glared menacingly at her as she stood in the doorway. 'It's like Satan in human form!!' Sarah thought eyes wide with fear.
"What?!?! I don't need a--"
"Bye now!"
"But I--"
Vicky gave an evil glare at her. Sarah was whimpering in her head.
"Okay, my job is to waste your electric, you're job is to clean the house!!"
"That's not fair!"
"LIVE WITH IT!!"
She screamed, practically shaking the house. Her cell phone rang, and she walked into the other room as she answered it.
The door swung slowly away from the wall, and Connie smiled, toothless. She made a big smash in the wall.
"You okay?"
"Ur hurh."
She held up her wand slowly and it glowed, changing her back to normal.
"That baby-sitter sounds harsh."
"No duh! I'd rather be stuck here with a fire breathing dragon."
"Why don't you just wish her away? Hint hint!"
"Okay! I wish--"
Vicky walked into her room, and Connie, as always, poofed into a gnat.
"Tough luck twerp, the Turners have gone out and I'll have to baby-sit the both of you at their house."
"I'll just stay here and..."
"MOVE IT!!"
They both got into her car and drove off to the Turners.
They approached the front door, and Vicky rang the bell multiple times at once.
"Are you allowed to do this?"
"Do what, twerp?!?!?"
"Bring me over someone else's house to watch two different kids at once in an effort to make more money?"
"Whaddoyou know, twerp?? You've just moved here!"
"But, anyway, I don't think it's---"
"You talk too much, SHUT UP!!"
The Turners, the mom and the dad, appeared at the door. They were wearing their daily bingo shirts. Vicky's angry face quickly changed to a smile.
"Take good care of Timmy, Vicky!" they shouted as they raced off to the car.
When they sped off, Vicky quickly grabbed Sarah by the collar of her shirt. She stomped into the house, slamming the door behind her. She dropped her next to a little boy with brown hair and a pink shirt and a pink hat. He looked as scared as she was.
"Okay now. You twerps go UPSTAIRS and not a peep till your parents get home, got it?!?!?!"
They nodded reluctantly and she stormed off to the living room.
Connie buzzed annoyingly at Sarah's face. She swatted at her,
"Not NOW!", she muttered, hoping Timmy hadn't heard. That's all she needed was to be the girl who talks to a gnat.
"Huh?", Timmy asked, confused.
"Err, nothing. Just a pesky fly...", she replied, eyeing Connie, who spun in circles in the air for no reason at all.
"Wanna go play video games?"
"Sure. Race ya!!"
Sarah yelled, racing up the stairs, Timmy raced after her.
"HEY!!!!!!!!!!! I HEARD HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They laughed, covering their mouths, hoping Vicky wouldn't hear them.
"Sarah!!!"
"Meep!"
Sarah watched in horror as Vicky headed up the stairs towards her, angrier than she has ever seen.
"IWISHSHEWASFROZEN!!!!"
Sarah yelled out in fear. Her wish was granted, and Vicky stood in place, her face still angry.
Sarah turned to Timmy, who stared in horror. 'Oh no.he saw.'
"Timmy, it was.a....um."
Timmy finally spoke,
"Cool, you have a fairy god parent too!"
"No I--.Wait a minute.'too'?"
Sarah asked in confusion.
"I have them too!"
"Them?"
Connie poofed back into herself,
"And I'm the stupid one?!"
She poofed a dunce cap onto Sarah's head. It covered over her eyes. Sarah groaned angrily and jumped up, slamming it onto Connie's head.
"Ah-ha-ha!! I'm BLIND!!"
She spun around the room in wide circles, crashing into Timmy and his fishbowl. She managed to pluck it off her head and examined the mess. Her face was wide with shock.
"Uh-oh..spaGHETTIO!!"
Her face quickly changed to her goofy smile again.
"Knuckle head, what did you DO??"
Sarah cried. She turned to Timmy.
"Look, I'm sorry, she's---"
She paused when she saw to fairies floating above him. They waved their wands and the whole mess was cleaned up, as if it never happened. He had fairy god parents, the wife had pink swirly hair and the husband had green hair. She gaped in awe. They looked somewhat like Connie.
"You weren't kidding."
She looked back to Connie, who was slamming her head into the wall. She rushed over to stop her, remembering the last time when she had a concussion.
"Doofy, look!"
She grabbed her head and turned it towards Timmy's fairies. Connie paused a moment, then yelled out again for no reason.
"Mr. & Mrs. President???"
Sarah smacked herself in the middle of her forehead.
[A/N]- Didja like it? Lemme know. Boy, Connie is pret-ty dumb, huh? -gets knocked in The head by a book- OWW!! Anyway, I'm so proud of this, mostly because this is my first fic. Oh, when I get my scanner working again I'll put a link up in my profile-thingy so you can visit the site to see my drawings!!