Narrator: We last left our heros--
Me: Who the hell are you?
Narrator: I am the narrator. A narrator, like me, narrates the story. Do you understand? *points to self* Narrator.
Me: An author, like me, writes the story. An author also shoves their foot up a narrator's ass whenever they are bothered by that same narrator.*points to narrator* That's you!
Narrator: Good! I am the narrator.
Me: Yes you are. *shoves foot up narrator's ass*
Narrator: *sails off into the sky*
Me: HEY!!*yells after Narrator* THAT SHOE COST ME $50!!*standing with only one shoe*((guess where the other one is))
Me: Grrr...anyways, last chapter Yahiko, Sanosuke, Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi, and Misao were transported to this one girl's house. On with the show!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Everyone: WHAT!?
Girl: Just like I said. We're going to play Truth or Dare.
Kenshin: I do not know how to play, that I don't.
Yahiko: Same here.
Megumi: It's a game. You pick truth or dare--
Misao: and depending on your choice you have to answer a question--
Kaoru: or do a dare.
Girl: Bingo! Bingo! You win the prize!
Everyone: o_0
Girl: ^_^
Kenshin and Yahiko: Sounds interesting.
Sanosuke: I knew what the game was all along! I was just...testing you guys!
Girl: Yeah, right...anywho. So, are you guys up to it?
Everyone: Okay.
Girl: Who wants to go first?
Kenshin: Um...miss?
Girl: Yes?
Kenshin: I was wondering...what is your name?
Girl: Oh! I guess I forgot to give it. My name is Kaiya.
Sanosuke: Kyla?
Kaiya: Kaiya.
Sanosuke: Kayla?
Kaiya: Kaiya.
Sanosuke: Kyle?
Kaiya: Kaiya.
Sanosuke: K--
Kaiya: *flames in eyes* Shut up or die!!
Sanosuke: *sweatdrop* O-okay!
Kaiya: Let the festivities begin! I'll go first!
Sanosuke: *mumbles* Why does she get to go first?
Kaiya: Because I'll kick YOUR ass if you upset me any further.
Sanosuke: Yes ma'am!
Kaiya: Yahiko, truth or dare?
End of chapter. If you're upset that I mimicked Botan...DEAL WITH IT!!! I'll do WHATEVER I want WHENEVER I want. The true torture will begin soon. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Who the hell are you?
Narrator: I am the narrator. A narrator, like me, narrates the story. Do you understand? *points to self* Narrator.
Me: An author, like me, writes the story. An author also shoves their foot up a narrator's ass whenever they are bothered by that same narrator.*points to narrator* That's you!
Narrator: Good! I am the narrator.
Me: Yes you are. *shoves foot up narrator's ass*
Narrator: *sails off into the sky*
Me: HEY!!*yells after Narrator* THAT SHOE COST ME $50!!*standing with only one shoe*((guess where the other one is))
Me: Grrr...anyways, last chapter Yahiko, Sanosuke, Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi, and Misao were transported to this one girl's house. On with the show!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Everyone: WHAT!?
Girl: Just like I said. We're going to play Truth or Dare.
Kenshin: I do not know how to play, that I don't.
Yahiko: Same here.
Megumi: It's a game. You pick truth or dare--
Misao: and depending on your choice you have to answer a question--
Kaoru: or do a dare.
Girl: Bingo! Bingo! You win the prize!
Everyone: o_0
Girl: ^_^
Kenshin and Yahiko: Sounds interesting.
Sanosuke: I knew what the game was all along! I was just...testing you guys!
Girl: Yeah, right...anywho. So, are you guys up to it?
Everyone: Okay.
Girl: Who wants to go first?
Kenshin: Um...miss?
Girl: Yes?
Kenshin: I was wondering...what is your name?
Girl: Oh! I guess I forgot to give it. My name is Kaiya.
Sanosuke: Kyla?
Kaiya: Kaiya.
Sanosuke: Kayla?
Kaiya: Kaiya.
Sanosuke: Kyle?
Kaiya: Kaiya.
Sanosuke: K--
Kaiya: *flames in eyes* Shut up or die!!
Sanosuke: *sweatdrop* O-okay!
Kaiya: Let the festivities begin! I'll go first!
Sanosuke: *mumbles* Why does she get to go first?
Kaiya: Because I'll kick YOUR ass if you upset me any further.
Sanosuke: Yes ma'am!
Kaiya: Yahiko, truth or dare?
End of chapter. If you're upset that I mimicked Botan...DEAL WITH IT!!! I'll do WHATEVER I want WHENEVER I want. The true torture will begin soon. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!