#…# -means thought. This is the folow up of Artimis Fowl: Music class. Only I wasn't allowed to post it. L Sad is me. Anywho, here's the link to chapter one:
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Artimis Fowl: The Bully Incident
~Irland, some rich boys school~
Artimis was fuming, how dare those bullies make fun of his singing! At least he was on key! Thos barbarians had beat him up, and without Butler, Artimis had been powerless. ( Yeah, he has toothpicks for arms and legs.) Butch and Mitch…( I am trés original eh?)…Artimis would get his revenge and it would be a sweet one, yes! Why he would…SPLAT! Artimis got a cupcake in the face whilst Butch and Mitch walked away laughing.
#Crap! #
~The Lower Elements~
"I DO NOT CARE HOW STUPID YOU THINK IT IS! I WANT THE ENTIRE CITIES WEPONRY SYSTEM CONNECTED TO THIS HEAR REMOTE!!!" Root was at his usual forget-me-not-red color. "Well sor-y. I just think that the remote will get stolen and then the entire city will be d'arvited over. Pfft." Foaly replied cooly.
"It will not let it be stolen for I am he-man and I…HAVE..THE POWER! HEE HEE HEE HE-UH?" Commander root was stopped short becase just then Artimis and Butler came swinging in Tarzan-style and snatched the remote "Hey! You teefed my remote!" Root complained. Arty smiled his Dr. Evil smile and said "I will give it back ("Yay!") if ("Aw…") you give me some sort of device in which to knock someone unconscious for certain amounts of hours." Foaly nearly popped a vein, which was normally Commander Root's job, and said "MY GODS THEY ARE CALLED SLEEPING PILLS, YOU USED THEM TO DEFEAT US IN THE FIRST GODAMND BOOK YOU MORON!*DEEP BREATHING*"
Artimis: o.O yessir, sorry sir. *Returns remote*
~Irland, rich boys school~
Artimis smiled, his plan was completed. He had done it. For those of you who just got here with you I will share Arty's plan'o'DOOM! He had slipped the sleeping pills in Mitch and Butch's drinks during dinner, the tranquilizers took a while to work, but they did. Giving Artimis time to put them in erotic positions -witch cannot be described in case one of our younger viewers is reading- and used them to black male the bas--- .
-The End-
(Well, if I said it then I'd might as well have described the positions in more detail...but I'm too lazy.)