Okay, sorry for stealing lines from other anime. It's become a habit. If
you're wondering about Aoshi, Saito, and Hiko, I'll pop them in sooner or
later. I apologize if I do something to them you don't like. Last time, the
girls beat the hell out of Yahiko. That's the only interesting thing there,
I believe. I think it's time we blow this thing, get everybody and the
stuff together. Okay, 3 2 1 let's jam.
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Sanosuke: *sweatdrop* W-w-wait!!! If it's for all the guys, we should all be concious, right?
Kaiya: Okay! Let's watch the movie while we wait.
Everyone: But we don't--
Kaiya: *snaps fingers**a big screen tv, dvd player, surround sound, and a concession stand appear in the room*
Sanosuke: But it's a tape!
Kaiya: No it's not.
Sanosuke: Huh?*looks at the "tape" that he was holding* Whoa! Cool!*he is now holding a dvd case that says on the cover "Yahiko's Mistake" starring Kaiya, Misao, Kaoru, Megumi, and Yahiko. The back says, "During an innocent game of truth or dare, Yahiko crossed the line. Watch him get what he deserves!" Rated R for extreme violence**puts dvd in the player*
Kaiya: Feel free to raid the consession stand.
*everyone that is concious runs to the consession stand and grabs everything they can. Within seconds, they return to their seats*
Kaiya: WHO TOOK MY BUNCHA CRUNCH!!!
Misao: I DID! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!
Kaiya: GIVE ME THE BUNCHA CRUNCH--*snaps fingers and Aoshi appears**she holds his sword against his throat* OR HE DIES!!!
Misao: *gasp* Lord Aoshi! Here's your Buncha Crunch, just leave him alone!
Kaiya: Thank you! *snaps fingers* Aoshi go bye-bye!
Misao: Where'd he go?
Kaiya: *sweatdrop* Umm...uhh...Sanosuke! Start the movie.
Misao: *demonic face* WHERE'S LORD AOSHI!?!?
Kaiya: *twiddles fingers* He's...umm...I...don't know. Heheheh...heh...
Misao: Bring him back!!!
Kaiya: O-okay!*snaps fingers**Aoshi appears in fetal postition*
Misao: Lord Aoshi! What's the matter?
Aoshi: *still in fetal position* Happy place! Happy place! Happy place!
Sanosuke: Wow! It must've been REAL bad if Aoshi's like that!
Kaiya: *trying to sneak away*
Misao: *demonic face* WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?
Kaiya: eheheh...N-no where!
Everyone: Where'd you send Aoshi?
Kaiya: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Misao: You'd better go where he went! You need to suffer as much as he has!
Kaiya: N-n-no!
Misao: YOU DIE NOW!!!*pulls out shuriken and starts chasing Kaiya*
Everyone: *grab popcorn and watch the pre-show*
Sanosuke: This is good. We need to get this on tape! *grabs video camera and starts taping*
Kaoru: I wonder how long they can keep this up?
*ten minutes pass*
Kenshin: Misao and Kaiya run very fast, that they most certainly do.
*twenty minutes pass*
Megumi: It's interesting to the weasel chase the wolf.
Saito: *bursts through the door* Are you talking about me?
Megumi: I was talking about the evil girl!
Saito: Oh. *walks away*
Kaiya: *stops* Why the hell did you have to go and break the door?*snaps fingers**door is repaired*Okay. Let's continue. *chase begins again*
*ten minutes later*
Kaiya: *stops again*
Misao: What is it this time?
Kaiya: I just realized that I'M the one with powers((I can really be that slow)). Why the hell should I be afraid of YOU? *snaps fingers*
Misao: Huh? *looks at the PEZ dispensers that used to be shuriken**sweatdrop* Uh-oh! *drops PEZ and starts running*
Kaiya: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Feel my wrath!!!*snaps fingers*
Misao: *flinch*
Everyone: *frantically look around the room* What'd she do?
Msiao: Huh? *blink, blink*
Kaiya: *staring at fingers* Grrrr...*snaps fingers* DAMMIT!!! WHY *snap* WON'T *snap* YOU *snap* WORK!?
Unknown girl's voice: Ha, ha, ha! By the looks of things, you were going to raise some serious hell around here.
Kaiya: AW CRAP! YOU'RE here!
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You want to know what's going to happen next? First, wait 'till I update. Second, read the updated fanfic. Repeat untill I tell you otherwise. See you soon!
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Sanosuke: *sweatdrop* W-w-wait!!! If it's for all the guys, we should all be concious, right?
Kaiya: Okay! Let's watch the movie while we wait.
Everyone: But we don't--
Kaiya: *snaps fingers**a big screen tv, dvd player, surround sound, and a concession stand appear in the room*
Sanosuke: But it's a tape!
Kaiya: No it's not.
Sanosuke: Huh?*looks at the "tape" that he was holding* Whoa! Cool!*he is now holding a dvd case that says on the cover "Yahiko's Mistake" starring Kaiya, Misao, Kaoru, Megumi, and Yahiko. The back says, "During an innocent game of truth or dare, Yahiko crossed the line. Watch him get what he deserves!" Rated R for extreme violence**puts dvd in the player*
Kaiya: Feel free to raid the consession stand.
*everyone that is concious runs to the consession stand and grabs everything they can. Within seconds, they return to their seats*
Kaiya: WHO TOOK MY BUNCHA CRUNCH!!!
Misao: I DID! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?!
Kaiya: GIVE ME THE BUNCHA CRUNCH--*snaps fingers and Aoshi appears**she holds his sword against his throat* OR HE DIES!!!
Misao: *gasp* Lord Aoshi! Here's your Buncha Crunch, just leave him alone!
Kaiya: Thank you! *snaps fingers* Aoshi go bye-bye!
Misao: Where'd he go?
Kaiya: *sweatdrop* Umm...uhh...Sanosuke! Start the movie.
Misao: *demonic face* WHERE'S LORD AOSHI!?!?
Kaiya: *twiddles fingers* He's...umm...I...don't know. Heheheh...heh...
Misao: Bring him back!!!
Kaiya: O-okay!*snaps fingers**Aoshi appears in fetal postition*
Misao: Lord Aoshi! What's the matter?
Aoshi: *still in fetal position* Happy place! Happy place! Happy place!
Sanosuke: Wow! It must've been REAL bad if Aoshi's like that!
Kaiya: *trying to sneak away*
Misao: *demonic face* WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?
Kaiya: eheheh...N-no where!
Everyone: Where'd you send Aoshi?
Kaiya: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Misao: You'd better go where he went! You need to suffer as much as he has!
Kaiya: N-n-no!
Misao: YOU DIE NOW!!!*pulls out shuriken and starts chasing Kaiya*
Everyone: *grab popcorn and watch the pre-show*
Sanosuke: This is good. We need to get this on tape! *grabs video camera and starts taping*
Kaoru: I wonder how long they can keep this up?
*ten minutes pass*
Kenshin: Misao and Kaiya run very fast, that they most certainly do.
*twenty minutes pass*
Megumi: It's interesting to the weasel chase the wolf.
Saito: *bursts through the door* Are you talking about me?
Megumi: I was talking about the evil girl!
Saito: Oh. *walks away*
Kaiya: *stops* Why the hell did you have to go and break the door?*snaps fingers**door is repaired*Okay. Let's continue. *chase begins again*
*ten minutes later*
Kaiya: *stops again*
Misao: What is it this time?
Kaiya: I just realized that I'M the one with powers((I can really be that slow)). Why the hell should I be afraid of YOU? *snaps fingers*
Misao: Huh? *looks at the PEZ dispensers that used to be shuriken**sweatdrop* Uh-oh! *drops PEZ and starts running*
Kaiya: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Feel my wrath!!!*snaps fingers*
Misao: *flinch*
Everyone: *frantically look around the room* What'd she do?
Msiao: Huh? *blink, blink*
Kaiya: *staring at fingers* Grrrr...*snaps fingers* DAMMIT!!! WHY *snap* WON'T *snap* YOU *snap* WORK!?
Unknown girl's voice: Ha, ha, ha! By the looks of things, you were going to raise some serious hell around here.
Kaiya: AW CRAP! YOU'RE here!
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You want to know what's going to happen next? First, wait 'till I update. Second, read the updated fanfic. Repeat untill I tell you otherwise. See you soon!