A/N: Another funny chapter coming your way!
Introduction: Raven gives up on Starfire and chess,["What does this horse do, Raven?" "It moves in an L shape." "On my planet, horses gallop straight."] and goes to bed early. Starfire plays against herself, in a game that only SHE could make up, and went to catch some z's afterwards. The boys fell asleep in front of a flashing tv, their favorite video game still on. Now it's morning...
Chapter 2
Starfire awoke and gently floated into the kitchen. The others had already awakened: Raven sat quietly at the table, her hood down. Cyborg and Beastboy were also at the table, but playing with their food, and Robin stood near the refrigerator in a trance. "Hello friends," she said aloud as she poured cereal into her bowl. But as she reached into the refrigerator, she failed to find what she wanted.
"Where might the milk be?" she asked. "Beastboy had three bowls of cereal," responded Raven, in an irritated voice. Starfire pouted. "But, how can I dine on cereal without milk? Or mustard?" Beastboy stood up from his seat and transformed into a cow. "Milk me, Raven!" "No." "You know you wanna!" Raven rolled her eyes in disgust.
Beastboy got the message, and returned to normal. "Well, there IS another way," he said. Starfire's face brightened up. "What other way would that be?" Beastboy's gaze lowered to Raven's chest, and winked. Starfire quickly slapped Beastboy, "Friends do not do such things." Cyborg cracked up, and Raven pulled up her hood, "I'm so outta here." She stood and left the kitchen.
Robin had been listening this whole time, but was too lazy to move at the time. "I guess I'll go to the grocery store.." Starfire folded her hands in delight, "Please get some mustard, Robin!" He sighed and walked towards the door. Starfire raised her hand and waved it in the air, "Ooh! And a bowl of cotton!" "You mean cotton candy?" "On my planet, we would have never tried to eat cotton."
"Hey Star, that was pretty cool, hitting Beastboy and all," cheered Cyborg, and held up his hand for a high five as Robin exited the building. "Have.. I done something wrong?" "I don't think so. Why?" "Because you are threatening to hit me with your hand." Cyborg burst out laughing, again. Starfire crossed her arms. "Injuring people is not funny," and she left him for more suitable company.
"Was it really that funny?" Beastboy asked, his eyes crossed.
~*~
Starfire entered Raven's room, and approached her happily. Raven stared at her angrily. "Oh yes. I forgot about the door again," she said. "Don't worry about it this time. What do you want?" "I thought that we might 'hang out' or potatoe on the couch together," she said with a smile, holding up several movie rentals. "I'm busy. Go bother Beastboy." Starfire nodded and set the movies on one of her tables and exited Raven's room. "I've got to get a lock on that door."
~*~
"Beastboy, may I enter?" she asked as she knocked thrice on the door. "Sure Star, come on in." Starfire smiled, getting in some practice for Raven's room. But as she entered, she stared in disbelief. "Beastboy, are you... watching paint dry?" Beastboy sat indian style on the floor, his eyes widened, and he faced a freshly painted wall. He held a finger to his mouth. "Shhh.. this isn't just any paint." Starfire tilted her head, trying to understand. "On my planet, we only have a variety of colors." "It's Raven resistant," he said with a huge grin. Starfire blinked and exited.
~*~
"Cyborg! What are you doing!?" shouted Starfire. "It's not what you think!" he pleaded, "I was only getting codes!" Cyborg unplugged himself from the videogame system, and rubbed his head. "What a relief." The game was still paused in the position it had been ignored that night, and Starfire smiled slightly. "Would you consider engaging in virtual combat with me Cyborg?" "It would be YOUR pleasure," he smirked.
~*~^~*~
For some odd reason, it seems each chapter somewhat revolves around Starfire. Oh well, as long as it's funny right? I guess she's just the right character to center it on: she is so naive! ^_^
Introduction: Raven gives up on Starfire and chess,["What does this horse do, Raven?" "It moves in an L shape." "On my planet, horses gallop straight."] and goes to bed early. Starfire plays against herself, in a game that only SHE could make up, and went to catch some z's afterwards. The boys fell asleep in front of a flashing tv, their favorite video game still on. Now it's morning...
Chapter 2
Starfire awoke and gently floated into the kitchen. The others had already awakened: Raven sat quietly at the table, her hood down. Cyborg and Beastboy were also at the table, but playing with their food, and Robin stood near the refrigerator in a trance. "Hello friends," she said aloud as she poured cereal into her bowl. But as she reached into the refrigerator, she failed to find what she wanted.
"Where might the milk be?" she asked. "Beastboy had three bowls of cereal," responded Raven, in an irritated voice. Starfire pouted. "But, how can I dine on cereal without milk? Or mustard?" Beastboy stood up from his seat and transformed into a cow. "Milk me, Raven!" "No." "You know you wanna!" Raven rolled her eyes in disgust.
Beastboy got the message, and returned to normal. "Well, there IS another way," he said. Starfire's face brightened up. "What other way would that be?" Beastboy's gaze lowered to Raven's chest, and winked. Starfire quickly slapped Beastboy, "Friends do not do such things." Cyborg cracked up, and Raven pulled up her hood, "I'm so outta here." She stood and left the kitchen.
Robin had been listening this whole time, but was too lazy to move at the time. "I guess I'll go to the grocery store.." Starfire folded her hands in delight, "Please get some mustard, Robin!" He sighed and walked towards the door. Starfire raised her hand and waved it in the air, "Ooh! And a bowl of cotton!" "You mean cotton candy?" "On my planet, we would have never tried to eat cotton."
"Hey Star, that was pretty cool, hitting Beastboy and all," cheered Cyborg, and held up his hand for a high five as Robin exited the building. "Have.. I done something wrong?" "I don't think so. Why?" "Because you are threatening to hit me with your hand." Cyborg burst out laughing, again. Starfire crossed her arms. "Injuring people is not funny," and she left him for more suitable company.
"Was it really that funny?" Beastboy asked, his eyes crossed.
~*~
Starfire entered Raven's room, and approached her happily. Raven stared at her angrily. "Oh yes. I forgot about the door again," she said. "Don't worry about it this time. What do you want?" "I thought that we might 'hang out' or potatoe on the couch together," she said with a smile, holding up several movie rentals. "I'm busy. Go bother Beastboy." Starfire nodded and set the movies on one of her tables and exited Raven's room. "I've got to get a lock on that door."
~*~
"Beastboy, may I enter?" she asked as she knocked thrice on the door. "Sure Star, come on in." Starfire smiled, getting in some practice for Raven's room. But as she entered, she stared in disbelief. "Beastboy, are you... watching paint dry?" Beastboy sat indian style on the floor, his eyes widened, and he faced a freshly painted wall. He held a finger to his mouth. "Shhh.. this isn't just any paint." Starfire tilted her head, trying to understand. "On my planet, we only have a variety of colors." "It's Raven resistant," he said with a huge grin. Starfire blinked and exited.
~*~
"Cyborg! What are you doing!?" shouted Starfire. "It's not what you think!" he pleaded, "I was only getting codes!" Cyborg unplugged himself from the videogame system, and rubbed his head. "What a relief." The game was still paused in the position it had been ignored that night, and Starfire smiled slightly. "Would you consider engaging in virtual combat with me Cyborg?" "It would be YOUR pleasure," he smirked.
~*~^~*~
For some odd reason, it seems each chapter somewhat revolves around Starfire. Oh well, as long as it's funny right? I guess she's just the right character to center it on: she is so naive! ^_^