Hello! Today I have a semi-special guest joining us today! His name is
Philip. He will be replacing the old narrator. If you don't know what
happened to Philip's predacessor...
Philip: Refer to chapter 2!
Me: Good Philip! Here's a treat!*throws a Milkbone* Fetch!
Philip: WOOF! *runs after Milkbone*
Me: I think I'll keep my name as Kaiya in and out of the fanfic.
Kaiya: Much better! Last time, a new person has appeared, blah blah blah. Oh, sorry for the late update...NOT! I rented Soul Calibur 2 and I didn't have enough time to update.
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Kaiya: AW CRAP! YOU'RE here!
Unknown girl's voice: It's nice to see you too, Kaiya!
Sanosuke: What the hell's going on!
Everyone: *say in unison* Who is she, Kaiya?
Kaiya: Why don't YOU ask HER?
*suddenly a girl appears*
Everyone: *jumps* ((sound familiar?))
Girl: My name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky 4th.
Everyone: O_O
Girl: Kidding. My name is Kiara. I'm Kaiya's twin sister.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Kaiya: Like she said. She's my twin sister.
Kenshin: Now that you think about it, she looks like Kaiya, that she does.
Kaiya: Why are you here?
Kiara: I wanted to know what you were doing.
Kaiya: If you wanted to know, then why did you interfere?
Kiara: Because I wanted to!
Everyone: *sits down and begins to watch the fight while eating popcorn*
Kaiya: YOU BAKA!! I was just about to finish off Misao!
Kiara: You're the baka!
Kaiya: No, you are!
Kiara: You are!
Kaiya: You are!
Kiara: You are!
*coninues for 1 hour*
Kaiya: You are!
Kiara: You are!
Kaiya: You are!
Kiara: Hey! Wait a minute!
Kaiya: You...why?
Kiara: What was the argument about again?
Everyone: *anime fall*
Kaiya: I called you a baka!
Kiara: Oh yeah. BAKA!
Kaiya: You're the baka!
Kiara: Baka!
Kaiya: Takes one to know one!
Everyone: YAY!!!
Kaiya: HAHAHA! Now that THAT'S settled...
Kiara: But...but...
Kaiya: I won, you lost. END OF STORY!
Kiara:*crying* But I NEVER lose!
Kaiya: Deal with it! Why are you still here!?
Kiara: *sniff* I want to play, too!
Kaiya: NO! All in favor of her NOT playing, raise your hand. *raises hand*
Everyone else: *sitting there, doing nothing**crickets can be heard*
Kiara: All in favor of me playing...*puts hand up*
Everyone: *raises hand*
Kaiya: *growls*
Kiara: YAY! Can I have a turn?
Kaoru: I thought we were going to have a dare for all the--
Sanosuke: *covers Kaoru's mouth* Yes! Your turn!
Kiara: Okay! Who should be next? *sees hole in floor* What happened there?
Megumi: We pummeled Yahiko into the ground.
Kiara: Hmm...let's wake him up.*a bucket of ice-water appears over the hole*
Kaiya: Can I do it? PLEASE?
Kiara: Fine. Go ahead.
Kaiya: *runs over, grabs the bucket, dumps it into the hole*
Yahiko: *wakes up* What the? I'm alive! *climbs out of hole*
Kiara: Welcome back!
Yahiko: Who the hell are you!?
Kaiya: Not again.
Kiara: My name Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky 4th.
Yahiko: O_O
Kiara: Kidding. My name is Kiara. I'm Kaiya's twin sister.
Yahiko: WHAT!?
Kaiya: She's my sister, blah blah blah...Do the thing already!
Kiara: Kaiya! Truth or dare?
Kaiya: Hmm...let me think...DARE!
Kiara: I dare you to give your powers to Misao.
Kaiya: Nooo!*loses powers*
Misao: *evil grin* I'll send you to where Lord Aoshi was! *snaps fingers*
Kaiya: AHHHHH!!*tries to run**disappears*
Misao: HAHAHA!! Let's leave her there for a day!
Kaoru: Wasnt' Aoshi there for only a few minutes?
Misao: *evil look* What? You want to go, too?
Kaoru: No, no! I'm fine!
Sanosuke: What are we going to do now?
Aoshi: *out of fetal position* Let's dance!((Philip asked me to put that in))
Everyone: o_0
Kiara: Let's not. How about I send you somewhere else? Your choice.
Aoshi: Anyplace?
Kiara: Yep.
Aoshi: How about...Hawaii! ((who didn't see that coming?))
Misao: I'll send you Lord Aoshi. Bye!
Kiara: WAIT!
Misao: What for?
Kiara: You might send to where Kaiya is. I'll take care of it.*Aoshi dissappears*
Misao: NOW what do we do?
Megumi: Let's watch the movie!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Misao: I'll get the popcorn*snaps fingers**a whole bunch of popcorn appears**holding box of Buncha Crunch* Heheheh...MY Buncha Crunch!
Kiara: What's the movie about?
Kaoru: You'll see...
*movie begins playing*
*two hours later*
Kenshin: You ladies are brutal, that you are.
Kiara *mumbles* I wish I could've helped!
Sanosuke: That was better than I thought it's be!!!
Megumi: We have about 22 hours to go.
Kiara: Let's skip Kaiya's turn. Kenshin, your turn!
Kenshin: Okay. Sanosuke, truth or dare?
Sanosuke: Truth.
Kenshin: Do you like Megumi?
Sanosuke: *blush* kinda...
Yahiko: Can't hear you!
Sanosuke: *blushing harder* Kinda
Kaoru: Yes or no?
Sanosuke: *blushing even harder* YES!
Megumi: *blushes really hard as well*
Sanosuke: *still blushing* Kaoru, pick.
Kaoru: Dare.
Sanosuke: I dare you to hit Kenshin on the head, as hard as you can, with your bokuto.
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* Heheheh, what are you doing Sano?
Kaoru: Do I have to?
Kiara: Yes, you do.
Kaoru: Sorry about this Kenshin *stands behind him and raises bokuto*
Kenshin: See ya!*runs*
Misao: No you don't! *snaps fingers*
Kenshin: *paralyzed* NOOOOO!!!
Misao: I don't like snapping my figers. It's stupid.
Kiara: It takes a lot of focus not to and the results are sometimes random. Kaoru, hurry up!
Kaoru: *sigh* Okay.
Kenshin: *still paralyzed* Don't, Miss Kaoru! Please!
Sanosuke: Gotta get this! *pulls out video camera and starts taping*
Kaoru: *walks up behind Keshin: Sorry! *hits him with all her strength**BAM!!CRACK!!*
Everyone: WHOA!!
Kaoru: *drops broken bokuto* Omigod! Kenshin, I'm so sorry! *runs to his side*
Kenshin: @_@
Kaoru: Kenshin! Wake up! WAKE UP!! PLEASE WAKE UP!!! *begins to cry*
Kiara: Don't worry! I'll wake him up. Just take your turn before I get impatient.
Kaoru: *sniff* Okay. Kiara, truth or dare?
Kiara: I'll take truth.
Kaoru: Do you hate your evil twin?
Kiara: Neither of us is completely good OR evil. No, I don't hate her.
Everyone: *gulp*
Kiara: Megumi, truth or dare?
Megumi: Dare.
Kiara: This is kinda self-explanitory. *handcuffs appear, one on Megumi's left and one on Sano's right*
Sanosuke: How long!?
Kiara: As long as I want! :P
Megumi and Sano: AW MAN!!!
Megumi: Misao, truth or dare?
Misao: Huh? Dare.
Megumi: I dare you to give away Kaiya's powers.
Misao: Aww. I was having fun.
Kiara: I'll hold onto them. Don't worry. I can't use them.
Everyone: *sigh of relief*
Misao: Yahiko, pick.
Yahiko: Dare.
Misao: *evil grin* I dare you to be a rabbit until I tell you otherwise.
Yahiko: WHAT!? NO WAY!
Misao: Kiara, a little help?
Kiara: My pleasure. *turns Yahiko into a rabbit*
Sanosuke: *starts taping*
Yahiko: *looks at paws* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*breathes*HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*passes out* @_@
Kaoru: That was fun!
Sanosuke: Ya! *raises arm* ((don't ask me why))
Megumi: OW!! *smacks Sanosuke* Rooster-head.
Sanosuke: @_@
Kiara: I'll take Yahiko's turn. *gets idea**thinking to self* It will take some time, but it'll be worth it*stops* This is a dare for everyone. Hold on. *picks up Yahiko and hits him*
Yahiko: *not waking up*
Kiara: Huh? *smack* Grrr...*smack* WAKE *smack* UP *smack* DAMMIT!! *smack*
Kaoru: *whispers to Megumi and Sano* She's just like Kaiya.
Megumi: So I've noticed.
Sano: Duh! They're twins. What'd you expect?
Kiara: Grrr...I'll take care of you later. *drops Yahiko* Here, Kaoru. Wake up Kenshin.*hands her a bucket of ice water*
Kaoru: Okay. *pours it on Kenshin* Wakey, wakey!
Kenshin: DON'T HIT ME, MISS KAORU!!*blocks head*
Everyone: o_O
Kaoru: *sweatdrop* Eheheh...Kenshin, I'm not going to hit you!
Kiara: Right...*sudden thought*HAHAHA!! This will be interesting. Sano, start taping.
Sanosuke: *starts taping*
Kiara: He's probably too young for this, oh well.*picks up the unconcious rabbit**a barrel appears with an unknown liquid within**drops rabbit in*
Kenshin: Are you trying to drown him?
Kiara: 5-4-3-2-1*pulls Yahiko out and sets him on the floor*
Yahiko: *ears drooping and stumbing* *hic*
Kiara: *whistling*
*the word "sake" appears on the barrel*
Sanosuke: So that's what you meant.
Kenshin: That's not nice, giving him sake.
Kiara: It's his fault! All I did was drop him in the barrel.
Misao: She's got a point.
Kaoru: Yep. He drank it on his own free will.
Kiara: Now, on with my dare. I dare everyone to sleep for 20 hours.
Everyone: WHY!?
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Kaiya: Long chapter, eh? What the hell is Kiara thinking? Where the hell am I? Will Yahiko become an alcoholic? These answers and more will be answered in the next chapter. You won't want to miss it.
Philip: Refer to chapter 2!
Me: Good Philip! Here's a treat!*throws a Milkbone* Fetch!
Philip: WOOF! *runs after Milkbone*
Me: I think I'll keep my name as Kaiya in and out of the fanfic.
Kaiya: Much better! Last time, a new person has appeared, blah blah blah. Oh, sorry for the late update...NOT! I rented Soul Calibur 2 and I didn't have enough time to update.
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Kaiya: AW CRAP! YOU'RE here!
Unknown girl's voice: It's nice to see you too, Kaiya!
Sanosuke: What the hell's going on!
Everyone: *say in unison* Who is she, Kaiya?
Kaiya: Why don't YOU ask HER?
*suddenly a girl appears*
Everyone: *jumps* ((sound familiar?))
Girl: My name is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky 4th.
Everyone: O_O
Girl: Kidding. My name is Kiara. I'm Kaiya's twin sister.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Kaiya: Like she said. She's my twin sister.
Kenshin: Now that you think about it, she looks like Kaiya, that she does.
Kaiya: Why are you here?
Kiara: I wanted to know what you were doing.
Kaiya: If you wanted to know, then why did you interfere?
Kiara: Because I wanted to!
Everyone: *sits down and begins to watch the fight while eating popcorn*
Kaiya: YOU BAKA!! I was just about to finish off Misao!
Kiara: You're the baka!
Kaiya: No, you are!
Kiara: You are!
Kaiya: You are!
Kiara: You are!
*coninues for 1 hour*
Kaiya: You are!
Kiara: You are!
Kaiya: You are!
Kiara: Hey! Wait a minute!
Kaiya: You...why?
Kiara: What was the argument about again?
Everyone: *anime fall*
Kaiya: I called you a baka!
Kiara: Oh yeah. BAKA!
Kaiya: You're the baka!
Kiara: Baka!
Kaiya: Takes one to know one!
Everyone: YAY!!!
Kaiya: HAHAHA! Now that THAT'S settled...
Kiara: But...but...
Kaiya: I won, you lost. END OF STORY!
Kiara:*crying* But I NEVER lose!
Kaiya: Deal with it! Why are you still here!?
Kiara: *sniff* I want to play, too!
Kaiya: NO! All in favor of her NOT playing, raise your hand. *raises hand*
Everyone else: *sitting there, doing nothing**crickets can be heard*
Kiara: All in favor of me playing...*puts hand up*
Everyone: *raises hand*
Kaiya: *growls*
Kiara: YAY! Can I have a turn?
Kaoru: I thought we were going to have a dare for all the--
Sanosuke: *covers Kaoru's mouth* Yes! Your turn!
Kiara: Okay! Who should be next? *sees hole in floor* What happened there?
Megumi: We pummeled Yahiko into the ground.
Kiara: Hmm...let's wake him up.*a bucket of ice-water appears over the hole*
Kaiya: Can I do it? PLEASE?
Kiara: Fine. Go ahead.
Kaiya: *runs over, grabs the bucket, dumps it into the hole*
Yahiko: *wakes up* What the? I'm alive! *climbs out of hole*
Kiara: Welcome back!
Yahiko: Who the hell are you!?
Kaiya: Not again.
Kiara: My name Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky 4th.
Yahiko: O_O
Kiara: Kidding. My name is Kiara. I'm Kaiya's twin sister.
Yahiko: WHAT!?
Kaiya: She's my sister, blah blah blah...Do the thing already!
Kiara: Kaiya! Truth or dare?
Kaiya: Hmm...let me think...DARE!
Kiara: I dare you to give your powers to Misao.
Kaiya: Nooo!*loses powers*
Misao: *evil grin* I'll send you to where Lord Aoshi was! *snaps fingers*
Kaiya: AHHHHH!!*tries to run**disappears*
Misao: HAHAHA!! Let's leave her there for a day!
Kaoru: Wasnt' Aoshi there for only a few minutes?
Misao: *evil look* What? You want to go, too?
Kaoru: No, no! I'm fine!
Sanosuke: What are we going to do now?
Aoshi: *out of fetal position* Let's dance!((Philip asked me to put that in))
Everyone: o_0
Kiara: Let's not. How about I send you somewhere else? Your choice.
Aoshi: Anyplace?
Kiara: Yep.
Aoshi: How about...Hawaii! ((who didn't see that coming?))
Misao: I'll send you Lord Aoshi. Bye!
Kiara: WAIT!
Misao: What for?
Kiara: You might send to where Kaiya is. I'll take care of it.*Aoshi dissappears*
Misao: NOW what do we do?
Megumi: Let's watch the movie!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Misao: I'll get the popcorn*snaps fingers**a whole bunch of popcorn appears**holding box of Buncha Crunch* Heheheh...MY Buncha Crunch!
Kiara: What's the movie about?
Kaoru: You'll see...
*movie begins playing*
*two hours later*
Kenshin: You ladies are brutal, that you are.
Kiara *mumbles* I wish I could've helped!
Sanosuke: That was better than I thought it's be!!!
Megumi: We have about 22 hours to go.
Kiara: Let's skip Kaiya's turn. Kenshin, your turn!
Kenshin: Okay. Sanosuke, truth or dare?
Sanosuke: Truth.
Kenshin: Do you like Megumi?
Sanosuke: *blush* kinda...
Yahiko: Can't hear you!
Sanosuke: *blushing harder* Kinda
Kaoru: Yes or no?
Sanosuke: *blushing even harder* YES!
Megumi: *blushes really hard as well*
Sanosuke: *still blushing* Kaoru, pick.
Kaoru: Dare.
Sanosuke: I dare you to hit Kenshin on the head, as hard as you can, with your bokuto.
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* Heheheh, what are you doing Sano?
Kaoru: Do I have to?
Kiara: Yes, you do.
Kaoru: Sorry about this Kenshin *stands behind him and raises bokuto*
Kenshin: See ya!*runs*
Misao: No you don't! *snaps fingers*
Kenshin: *paralyzed* NOOOOO!!!
Misao: I don't like snapping my figers. It's stupid.
Kiara: It takes a lot of focus not to and the results are sometimes random. Kaoru, hurry up!
Kaoru: *sigh* Okay.
Kenshin: *still paralyzed* Don't, Miss Kaoru! Please!
Sanosuke: Gotta get this! *pulls out video camera and starts taping*
Kaoru: *walks up behind Keshin: Sorry! *hits him with all her strength**BAM!!CRACK!!*
Everyone: WHOA!!
Kaoru: *drops broken bokuto* Omigod! Kenshin, I'm so sorry! *runs to his side*
Kenshin: @_@
Kaoru: Kenshin! Wake up! WAKE UP!! PLEASE WAKE UP!!! *begins to cry*
Kiara: Don't worry! I'll wake him up. Just take your turn before I get impatient.
Kaoru: *sniff* Okay. Kiara, truth or dare?
Kiara: I'll take truth.
Kaoru: Do you hate your evil twin?
Kiara: Neither of us is completely good OR evil. No, I don't hate her.
Everyone: *gulp*
Kiara: Megumi, truth or dare?
Megumi: Dare.
Kiara: This is kinda self-explanitory. *handcuffs appear, one on Megumi's left and one on Sano's right*
Sanosuke: How long!?
Kiara: As long as I want! :P
Megumi and Sano: AW MAN!!!
Megumi: Misao, truth or dare?
Misao: Huh? Dare.
Megumi: I dare you to give away Kaiya's powers.
Misao: Aww. I was having fun.
Kiara: I'll hold onto them. Don't worry. I can't use them.
Everyone: *sigh of relief*
Misao: Yahiko, pick.
Yahiko: Dare.
Misao: *evil grin* I dare you to be a rabbit until I tell you otherwise.
Yahiko: WHAT!? NO WAY!
Misao: Kiara, a little help?
Kiara: My pleasure. *turns Yahiko into a rabbit*
Sanosuke: *starts taping*
Yahiko: *looks at paws* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*breathes*HHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*passes out* @_@
Kaoru: That was fun!
Sanosuke: Ya! *raises arm* ((don't ask me why))
Megumi: OW!! *smacks Sanosuke* Rooster-head.
Sanosuke: @_@
Kiara: I'll take Yahiko's turn. *gets idea**thinking to self* It will take some time, but it'll be worth it*stops* This is a dare for everyone. Hold on. *picks up Yahiko and hits him*
Yahiko: *not waking up*
Kiara: Huh? *smack* Grrr...*smack* WAKE *smack* UP *smack* DAMMIT!! *smack*
Kaoru: *whispers to Megumi and Sano* She's just like Kaiya.
Megumi: So I've noticed.
Sano: Duh! They're twins. What'd you expect?
Kiara: Grrr...I'll take care of you later. *drops Yahiko* Here, Kaoru. Wake up Kenshin.*hands her a bucket of ice water*
Kaoru: Okay. *pours it on Kenshin* Wakey, wakey!
Kenshin: DON'T HIT ME, MISS KAORU!!*blocks head*
Everyone: o_O
Kaoru: *sweatdrop* Eheheh...Kenshin, I'm not going to hit you!
Kiara: Right...*sudden thought*HAHAHA!! This will be interesting. Sano, start taping.
Sanosuke: *starts taping*
Kiara: He's probably too young for this, oh well.*picks up the unconcious rabbit**a barrel appears with an unknown liquid within**drops rabbit in*
Kenshin: Are you trying to drown him?
Kiara: 5-4-3-2-1*pulls Yahiko out and sets him on the floor*
Yahiko: *ears drooping and stumbing* *hic*
Kiara: *whistling*
*the word "sake" appears on the barrel*
Sanosuke: So that's what you meant.
Kenshin: That's not nice, giving him sake.
Kiara: It's his fault! All I did was drop him in the barrel.
Misao: She's got a point.
Kaoru: Yep. He drank it on his own free will.
Kiara: Now, on with my dare. I dare everyone to sleep for 20 hours.
Everyone: WHY!?
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Kaiya: Long chapter, eh? What the hell is Kiara thinking? Where the hell am I? Will Yahiko become an alcoholic? These answers and more will be answered in the next chapter. You won't want to miss it.