Kaiya: Hi. My new narrator was run over by a bus. Poor Philip. I need a new narrator...how about...Holly!

Holly: YAY!!

Kaiya: She's an otaku wannabe.

Holly: HEY!!

Kaiya: You can't deny it.

Holly: Humph!

Kaiya: Plus she's in love with Colonel Karl Shubalz from Zoids: Chaotic Century.

Holly: *blushing* No I'm not!

Karl: You don't love me anymore! *runs off crying*

Holly: Wait, my love!! *runs after him*

Kaiya: I knew it! She's always denying her love for him! Anyways, last chappie my twin showed up, I disappeared, and other crap that's not important right now. I bet you've noticed this already, but I like to quote lines from anime, such as Cowboy Bebop. I will continue to do so if you like it or not!

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Kiara: Now, on with my dare. I dare everyone to sleep for 20 hours.

Everyone: WHY!?

Kiara: Just to kill time. If it makes you feel better, I'll sleep too.

Megumi: How wil WE go to sleep? *indicates herself and Sanosuke*

Kiara: ^__^ You and Sanosuke will go to sleep, together.

Megumi and Sanosuke: *look at each other, blush, then try to tear off the handcuffs*

Kiara: Too bad for you! You'll be the first two!

Megumi and Sanosuke: *fall on the floor, asleep*

Kiara: And now, the rest of them.

Everyone else: *fall on the floor, asleep*

Kiara: Better fix that...*Yahiko becomes human again((don't understand? read ch. 5!))* A few more things to do. *a giant scoreboard appears in the room and has begun a 20 hour countdown* Hmm...*walks around the room**notices Megumi and Sanosuke together((when the two fell to the floor, oddly enough, fell facing each other* Heheheh, blackmail. Hmm...a little closer. *kicks Sano's head closer to Megumi**takes pictures of the "happy" couple* Need more...*looks around room* AHA! *runs to where Yahiko is**takes pictures of him sucking his thumb((it's stupid, I know))* That's enough, for now. Sleepy time! Wait a second! I don't know how to use my powers to do that! DAMMIT!! I should've spared my master until she taught me how to do that. I wonder if this'll work...*taps self on fore-head**eyes roll back and collapses on the floor*

*They slept. Not much to say there. They kept sleeping and sleeping and sleeping, etc.*

*the scoreboard read 2:00 min to go*

Kiara: *drooling in sleep*

Kaoru and Misao: *snoring*

Kenshin: *whimpering*

Yahiko: *still sucking his thumb*

Megumi and Sanosuke: *got even closer than befor((now they're an inch from kissing!))*

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Scoreboard: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ((or whatever sound it makes))*really, really loud*

Kiara: *wakes up* HOLY CRAP!!!

Kaoru and Misao: zzzzz--*wake* Wha?

Kenshin: *wakes* I didn't do it!

Yahiko: *wakes up but accidently bites thumb* OW!!

Kiara: *stands up and looks in the direction of Megumi and Sanosuke* O_O*with jawdrop*

Everyone: *look at Kiara* Huh? *look in same direction as her*O_O*with jawdrop*

Megumi and Sanosuke: * when the buzzer thing went off, they were both so startled, they moved their faces forward, accidently kissing*

Kiara: *quickly takes picture, then hide camera*

Megumi and Sano: *break kiss* AH! *try to run away from each other but are yanked backward by the handcuffs, causing them both to fall, flat on their backs, to the floor*

Everyone: *cracking up*

Misao: *wiping away a tear* That was TOO perfect!

Kiara and Yahiko: Ditto!

Kaoru: *thinking* Thank god that wasn't me and Kenshin!*O_O *blushing*

Kenshin: Nice job, Sano!

Megumi: Oww.

Sanosuke: You okay?

Megumi: Yeah, I'm fine. You?

Sanosuke: I'm good.

Kiara: Aww, look at the caring couple.

Sanosuke: Okay! Stop that! Now what are we going to do?

Kiara: Misao, have you forgotten something?

Misao: Like what?

Kiara: Hmm...I don't know. Maybe this will jog your memory. *snaps fingers((no magic in that!))*

Misao: Oh yeah, Kaiya. It's been a day, hasn't it?

Kiara: Well, not yet. *looks at watch* 3-2-1 *poof* Guess how's back! How was it?

Kaiya: *eyes tightly closed and holding gun to head*

Misao: Whoa! Grab the gun!!

Kenshin: * gets up and uses the beyond god-like speed of the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki to knock the gun away*

Everyone: *claps*

Kenshin: *bows and takes his seat*

Kaoru: Kaiya, are you alright? You look terrible!

Kaiya: *pale, wide-eyed, and trembling* I-It was h-horibble!

Misao: Where were you?

Kaiya: A place worse than hell!!!

Misao: Where was it?

Kaiya: It was...*terror in eyes*

Kiara: It was...?

Kaiya: It was...

Everyone: It was...?

Kaiya: It was...*whispers but all can hear* the Disney Channel. ((the WHOLE 24 hours. That includes the Playhouse Disney crap))

Everyone: *gasp of horror*

Misao: Oh my god! I shouldn't have said 24 hours! I didn't know!!!

Kaiya: *whipers* EVIL! *makes cross with fingers* EVIL!

Misao: I'M SORRY!

Kiara: Here, Kaiya.*gives her her powers* After that, you deserve them.

Kaiya: Precious has returned.

Everyone: o_O

Kaiya: I'm going to stop the snapping thing. It's WAY too random.

Everyone: *sigh of relief**stomachs growl*

Kiara: Who's hungry?

Everyone: *raises hand*

Sanosuke: *raises right hand*

Megumi: OW! *hits Sano* STOP DOING THAT!!

Sanosuke: But I always use my right hand!

Kaiya: *recovered sanity* Handcuffs?

Kiara: Dared 'em.

Kaiya: Nice...

Misao: What are we going to eat?

Kaiya: Let's go to Hometown Buffet!

Everyone: YAY!

Kaoru: How'll we get there?

Kaiya: I'll take care of that. Everyone needs to stand in a circle.

Kiara: *rolls eyes*

Kaiya: Hey! I saw that!

Kiara: Why are you doing this?

Kaiya: Because I want to!!! Now move your ass into the circle!

Everyone: Eep! *run to form a circle*

Kaiya: Good. *walks to middle of circle, taps the center, and walks into and empty space in the circle* Wait for it to kick in.

Everyone: *staring at center of circle*

*a circle af light appears on the floor and surrounds them. The circle then becomes a pillar of light and consumed them all*

Everyone but the sisters: AHHHH--*dissippeared with the sisters*

*everyone appears in front of the Hometown Buffet*

*everyone but Kaiya and Kiara have their eyes shut tight and are oblivious to all around them*

Kiara: What did you do that for?

Kaiya: This! *buckets of tar appear over the other 6 people's heads*

Kiara: Oh! Let me help! *bags of feathers also are above their heads*

Kaiya: You pour after me!*tar pours*

Kiara: My turn! *feathers pour*

Kaiya and Kiara: *take pictures of the bird people* WE'RE HERE!!*put cameras away* ^__^

Everyone: *open eyes* Huh?

Kaoru: AHH!! I've turned into a bird!!

Yahiko: HAHAHA!! Rooster-head and now a chicken-head!!

Kenshin: How did this happen?

Kaiya: It's a side-effect of using the teleportation...spell...thingy.

Sanosuke: How come you two aren't like this?

Kiara: 'Cause we have powers that make us immune.

Sanosuke: Oh. I knew that.

Misao: Can you two clean us up?

Kiara and Kaiya: Sure!

Kiara: All of you, stand over there. *points to empty area*

Everyone: *does as told*

Kiara: *evil grin* Now! *a huge waterfall hits them and washes away the feather and tar*

Everyone: *soaking wet*

Kaiya and Kiara: *innocent smiles*

Misao: Not exactly what I meant...

Kiara: Kaiya, please take care of the rest.

Kaiya: My pleasure.*an unreasonably large fan appears, facing the former bird peoples**kicks the ON switch*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--*get blown straight into a brick wall*

Kaiya and Kiara: *high five*

Kaiya: Let's go in, shall we?

Everyone: *walks inside* ((I don't know the rules and stuff they say at Hometown Buffet, but I like that place))

Person at register: Welcome to the Hometown Buffet! How many will we be serving today?

Kaiya: 7 adults and 1 child.

Yahiko: Hey!

Kaiya: :P

Person at register: Who will be paying?

Everyone: *run to the buffet, leaving Kenshin behind*

Kenshin: *sigh* I always end up paying, that I most certainly do.*pays bill*

*everyone goes to the buffet, gets what they want and sit down at the table. While they were eating...*

Kaiya: **talking telepathically to Kiara* You raised any hell?**

Kiara: **No. I've been waiting for your return**

Kaiya: **Need any help?**

Kiara: **Yeah. I got you a few souveniers, though. Blackmail, of course.**

Kaiya: ** Thank you! There is no evil twin among us. We're BOTH evil.**

Kiara and Kaiya: ^_____^

Yahiko: What're you two so happy about?

Kaiya and Kiara: Nothing.

*after everyone had eaten their fill, they left the buffet*

Megumi: Do we have to do that circle thing again?

Kaiya: No, we'll walk.

Kaoru: How far do we have to go?

Kaiya: It's just across the street.

Everyone: *anime fall*

Sanosuke: Then why the hell did we teleport!?

Kaiya: I wanted to try the spell-thing out.

Everyone: *anime fall, again*

Kaiya: ^__^

Everyone: *walks back to the house*

Kaiya: When I was gone, what happened?

Kiara: Hmm...let me think...Aoshi was sent to Hawaii, Sanosuke confessed his love for Megumi,...

Sanosuke: *blushing* WHA!? NO I DIDN'T!!!

Kiara: Sleep*taps Sano on forehead*

Sano: *goes to sleep*

Kiara: Kaoru broke her bokuto over Kenshin's head. Here, it's on tape *hands Kaiya a tape*. So is Yahiko as an alcoholic rabbit. Here, *hands Kaiya pictures*. Some pictures them sleeping.

Everyone: WHAT!? You were supposed to sleep, too!!

Kiara: I did. I took pictures BEFORE I went to sleep. Plus, I set up a special camera over Sanosuke and Megumi that would go off every hour. ((I didn't even know about that!!!))

Kaiya: *looking at pictures of Sanosuke and Megumi* HAHAHA!!!

Sanosuke: *wakes up* What's the picture of?

Kaiya: Look, everyone! They got closer and closer while they were sleeping! Here's the liplock! Oh look! Yahiko sucking his thumb. I thought you weren't a child!

Yahiko: I'M NOT! TH-THAT'S GOTTA BE FAKE!!

Kiara: I also found out how they sleep. Misao and Kaoru snore, Kenshin whimpers, and you already know about the other three.

Everyone afore-mentioned: *blushing*

Kaoru and Misao: WE DON'T SNORE!!!

Kiara: You two were having a freakin' snoring contest!

Kaiya: *sudden thought* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Everyone: What?

Kaiya: Sanosuke and Megumi Sagara.

Kiara: *laughing really, really hard* Mr. and Mrs. Sagara. Nice ring to it, eh?

Kaiya: Yep!

Sanosuke: I DO NOT LOVE MEGUMI!!

Megumi: *crying* You said you did before!

Kaiya: Ooo...lovers' dispute. Anywho, while you discuss your future, I'll watch the tape. *starts watching tape**Kenshin gets hit* Ouchies...that must've hurt. *sees rabbit Yahiko* Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit((Looney Tunes))*tape ends* I missed a lot! Oh well! This'll be good for future reference. Who's turn is it?

Kiara: Last dare was for everyone.

Kaiya: That reminds me...

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Kaiya: What does it remind me of? Hell if I should know! We'll all have to find out later. Maybe next time there'll be some more guest-like...people. I am aware that this chapter is full of childish things. Go ahead. Review me. If you dare. If you can, try to send me some good quotes. My brain has gone dead.

Love and Peace!