Kaiya: Wow. I'm already on chapter 7. I already have 17 reviews. Billy the Kangaroo, DAMN YOU ARE A NOISY ONE!! 4 reviews! 4!! weirdo-loser-freak, YAY! Another Cowboy Bebop fan!! dark-luv-dove, your wait is over in this chapter. Kaoru Gal, lots will happen. jouchan--raccoon-grl, mebbe. I don't know if I will. Snow white Hyatt, thanks! sunnybunny7's friend...person...thingy...thank you, too! rose whip master, I know that's you, Philip! You'd better shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you. You have no right to review. Why? 'Cause you don't have a bio, let alone a story. WhiteRabbit5, what manga are you reading? I thought my name was unique. *cries*

Holly: HAHA!!

Kaiya: You have just sealed the fate of the man you love!

Holly: *gasp* What have you done to Karl?

Kaiya: *innocent* Nuthin'...

Zombie Philip: I'm sure Kaiya killed him.

Kaiya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ZOMBIEEEEEEEE!!!

Zombie Philip: Huh?

Kaiya: Holly, ATTACK!!

Holly: *kills, I mean, destroys Zombie Philip*

Kaiya: Holly, you're boring. You're boring me. Go away!

Holly: *disappears*

Kaiya: Last time, I came back! YAY!! Now the audience!

Audience: *silent*

Kaiya: CHEER DAMMIT!!!

Audience: YAY!!

Kaiya: You guys suck!

Audience: AHHHHHHHHHH--*dissapears*

Kaiya: On with the show!

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Kiara: The last dare was for everyone.

Kaiya: That reminds me...before I was sent away*glares at Misao*.

Misao: *sweatdrop*

Kaiya: We were supposed to have an all guys dare.

Guys: *gulp*

Kiara: Girls! Let's go to the other room.

Megumi: *holds up left hand* Ahem!

Kiara: Oh yeah! *handcuffs disappear*

Girl's: *go into other room*

Kaiya: *stops* Hang on!*turns to the guys* Just so you won't run away...*all the guys become pinned against the wall* Hehehe...*goes into other room*

Sanosuke: Can't...move.

Kenshin: Better to stay motionless, that it is.

Yahiko: This sucks! The all girls dare was thought up by a girl, and now the all guys dare?

Sanosuke: Well, two girls have powers. What'd you expect?

Kaiya: *in other room* YOU THREE BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Guys: Eep!

*in other room*

Kiara: What should the dare be?

Misao: It's gotta be REALLY bad.

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

Kaoru: But what to dare...

Everyone: Hmm...*deeply thinking*

*20 minutes later*

Kaiya: *ding* I'VE GOT IT!!

Everyone: *jump* What?

Kaiya: This'll be good...*evil grin*

Misao: What's your plan?

Megumi: Yeah. Tell us.

Kiara: She doesn't need to.

Misao: Why?

Kiara: See the look in her eyes?

Everyone: *looks at Kaiya*

Kaiya: *has the purest look of evil in eyes*

Everyone: *evil grins*

Kaoru: Now that we have a dare, let's go back.

Girls: *return to other room*

Guys: *still on wall*

Sanosuke: 'Bout time! Did you put on your makeup or something?

Girls: *glares of death*

Sanosuke: Eheheh...*stares at floor*

Yahiko: *sigh* Which one of you thought up THIS dare?

Kaiya: ME!!

Everyone: o_O

Kaiya: ^__^

Kenshin: You thought up the all girls dare, that you did.

Kaiya: And your point is...

Kenshin: Never mind.

Kaiya: No, seriously. Your point is...

Kenshin: Miss Kaiya((that sounds weird)), since you thought up the all girls dare and the all guys dare, it seems unfair, that it most certainly does.

Sanosuke and Yahiko: Yeah!

Girls: *huddle*

Kiara: A revolt!

Megumi: We must silence them!

Kaoru: Agreed.

Misao: Kaiya, time for the dare!

Girls: *nod heads**turn to guys*

Kaiya: Okay boys! I dare you to--

Kiara: Wait a second. *makes guys move from wll to ceiling using powers**drops them*

Guys: AHHHHHHHH--!*BAM*

Misao: Aww...you knocked them unconcious.

Guys: @_@

Kaiya: *sarcastic* Great job, sis.

Kiara: Hang on. *floor beneath guys becomes water*

*SPLASH*

Megumi: What's so bad about that?

Kiara: Wait for it.

*Jaws theme begins playing*

*a huge fin appears in water*

Guys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*scream like little girls while swimming away*

Girls: *laughing uncontrolably*

*two minutes later*

Guys: *standing on solid ground, soaking wet, trying to catch breath*

Kenshin: Can you please dry our clothes?

Kaiya: You won't need them.

Everyone: o_O ((a disturbing thought comes to mind))

Kaiya: We need ALL the guys. *Aoshi, Saito, and Hiko pop in*

Saito: Why the hell am I here?

Hiko: Your guess is as good as mine.

Kaiya: You're here for a dare.

Aoshi: *wearing Hawaiian shirt* Vacation's over?

Kaiya: Yep.

Aoshi: Damn.

Kaiya: I dare all the guys to wear pink dresses, run up and down the street

Guys: *sigh*

Sanosuke: That's not too terrible.

Kaiya: ...while singing "Freckles"

Guys: O_O

Girls: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yahiko: That's WAY too terrible for anyone!

Sanosuke: Yeah! Change the dare!

Kenshin: NO! She might--

Kaiya: Fine.

Girls: WHAT!?

Kaiya: I'll change the dare.

Kiara: What are you thinking!?

Sanosuke and Yahiko: THANK YOU!!!

Girls: Aw man!

Kaiya: *evil grin* I dare the guys to wear pink dresses and sing "Freckles" at the location of my choice.

Megumi: Any location?

Kaiya: That I choose.

Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breathe* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kenshin: I tried to warn you, that I did.

Misao: It's even better than I thought it'd be!

Kaoru: This'll be great!

Kiara: I guess I underestimated you.

Kaiya: *talks telepathically to Kiara* You have no idea.

Kiara: Shall we get going?

Kaiya: We must first prepare. *the guys, all of a sudden, are wearing the most embarassing pink dresses imaginable((use your imagination))*

Girls: *giggle*

Guys: *blushing really, really, really, hard*

Saito and Hiko: Damn woman.

Yahiko: This is embarassing.

Kenshin: I tried to warn you, but NO. You're too good to listen to what I have to say.

Kaiya: And we're off!

Everyone: *disappears*

Everyone: *appears at the scene of a huge concert*

Guys: *sigh of relief*

Sanosuke: Thank GOD no one is here!!!

Kaiya: Spoke too soon. *2,000 people appear*

Audience: Huh? *blink, blink*

Kaiya: Welcome to this concert. I've brought you here to laugh your asses off while these 6 ladies, I mean men, perform a very interesting song. *spotlight shows the girls((guys))*

Guys: *blushing even more than before while staring at the audience*

Audience: *of course, laughing*

Kaiya: Start singin'!

Everyone: *goes dead silent*

Guys: *paralyzed by embarassment*

Kaiya: *evil grin* START SINGING!!!*does something with powers*

Guys: *go into trance**eyes start to sparkle**began singing in high girly voices and sound exactly like the intro and are dancing((I know the intro is sung by one person or something but work with me people!))*

I brushed against those freckles that I hated so, Life goes on and I heave a little sigh for you. It's heavy, the love that I would share for you, But it dissolves like it was just a sugarcube. Now the little pain sitting in my heart Has shrunk in a bit, but it really does hurt me now. Those silly horoscopes, I Guess I can't trust them after all.

If we could get further away, I wonder what it would be like... ? Yay! I'd be so happy Inside my heart.

All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind, But they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul. And tonight I thought, I'd be just sitting in my sorrow. And now I must wonder why. What did it really mean to you? I just can't see it anymore! I just can't see it anymore...... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhh.....

Guys: *after they finished**blink, blink* Huh?*look around*

Audience and girls: *trying to hold in laughter*

Kaiya: Too...much...can't...hold...in...

Everyone: *laughs their asses off((literally))*

Sanosuke: *laughter can still be heard* What the hell happened?

Yahiko: I don't know. But I had this horrible nightmare of us doing our dare. I was singing in a girls voice!

Guys: Same here.

Kenshin: Before I blacked out they were laughing because of the dresses, that they were.

Saito: Can't those fools get over it?

Sanosuke: *groan* Imagine how much they'll laugh after we sing!

Hiko: My idiot aprentice's friend is right.

Kenshin: Miss Kaiya, must we complete this dare?

Kaiya: *wiping away tears* Okay! You don't have to sing it again.

Kenshin: Again?

Kaiya: *innocent* Huh?

Kenshin: Why did you say "again"?

Kaiya: I never said that.

Guys: Yes you did!

Kaiya: You all must be imagining things!

Sanosuke: But you--

Kaiya: *evil look in eyes* Press any further and you'll suffer my wrath!

Guys: Eep!

Kaiya: Hey, Kiara!

Kiara: Yes...

Kaiya: You use your magic. I need to take a break.

Kiara: Fine. *uses magic*

Aoshi, Saito, and Hiko: *disappears*

Kiara: Whoops! We won't be seing THEM for a while.*uses magic again*

Everyone: *back at house*

Misao: Okay! Who's turn?

Guys: Ahem!

Kaoru: *oblivious* Yeah! Who's turn is it?

Guys: Ahem!

Megumi: *oblivious* Since it was an all guys dare...

Guys: AHEM!

Kiara: *oblivious* Which guys turn is it?

Guys: AHE--*get hit by someone with something*

Guys: *bumps on heads* OW!

Girls: *still oblivious to guys*

Kaoru: Did anyone feel that?

Megumi: Feel what?

Kaoru: I don't know how to describe it.

Guys: AHE--*get hit again* OW!

Kaoru: There it is again!

Misao: Yeah. It's like a gust of wind or something. What do you two think?

Kiara and Kaiya: *both hide something behind their backs* Huh?

Sanosuke: Which of you has been hitting us?

Everyone: *looks at one another, then stare at the twins*

Sanosuke: Which of you missies put this bump on my head? *cracks knuckles*

Kaiya and Kiara: Not me...

Yahiko: They both must've done it.

Kenshin: It seems that way, that it does.

Sanosuke: It's not nice to lie to my face. *starts walking towards to two K's((Kiara and Kaiya))*

Kaiya and Kiara: *turn towards one-another, smile, then pull zanbatous from behind them, and stand ready to defend themselves*

Everyone: WHOA!

Sanosuke: HAHAHA!!! I highly doubt that ANY of you can handle a zanbatou.

Kiara: Wanna find out?

Sanosuke: You've got to be kidding me! I used to be Zanza, fighter-for- hire. I carried a zanbatou every day.

Kaiya: Your point is...?

Sanosuke: Your attacks will be too slow. If you change our clothes back to normal, you won't have to suffer the consequences.

Kaiya and Kiara: *look at each other, then Sanosuke, then start playing rock-paper-scizzors*

Sanosuke: WHAT THE HELL!?

Kaiya and Kiara: ROCK! SCIZZORS! PAPER! SCIZZORS!

Kaiya: PAPER!

Kiara: SCIZZORS! I win!

Kaiya: Poo...

Sanosuke: What the hell did you do that for!?

Kiara: We were trying to decide who will be the one to make you eat your words.

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Kaiya: I found out today that my friends Holly and Philip are going out! Interesting stuff. Oh, Philip is an ass. He is rose whip master. He said that my fanfic sucks because he's an ass. He's pissed off at me for messing up his ideas for his and Holly's fanfic. I asked permission to use those two in my fanfic but in theirs, they say I love Vegeta! Vegeta sucks! I'd rather beat him to death with Kenshin's reverse-blade than...well...ANYTHING!! Anyways, I need some quotes! I'm thinking of having other anime characters be the special guests. I don't know. Oh. The next chapter. Will Sanosuke be able to kick Kaiya's twin's ass? Find out next chapter! You won't want to miss it.