Kaiya: Hello! HieiandTouyaLover, sorry! I wanted to hurry and put the 7th
chapter up. dreammaster2411, I'll try to! Rurouni Kai, I recommend reading
a wide variety of fics. One of my favorites is an InuYasha truth or dare by
Sodafizz05. The Insane Otaku AKA Caterfree, interesting name. I never
realized how funny my fic could be!
Philip: *back from dead*It's not funny. It sucks.
dreammaster2411: Can't you understand?
Philip: Understand what?
dreammaster2411: You're an ass who shouldn't talk bad about this nice author's work.
Philip: Nice? Yeah right! She's as evil and bitchy as Kikyo((from InuYasha))! And all her writing sucks!
Kaiya: *cries*
dreammaster2411: You hurt her feelings! Everyone, ATTACK!!!
Everyone who loves this fic((I hope there's a lot!)): *chases Philip down the street*
Philip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*br eathes*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*trips*
Everyone who loves this fic: *beats the fallen Philip to death*
Kaiya: *sniff* Thanks everyone.
dreammaster2411: No prob. Please continue with your story.
Kaiya: Last time, the guys sang "Freckles" in pink dresses.
HieiandTouyaLover: *snickers*
Kaiya: Kiara and Sanosuke were about to have a duel. Place your bets...NOW!
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Kiara: We were trying to decide who will be the one to make you eat your words.
Sanosuke: Good. Before we begin...would you please?
Kaiya: Cry-baby.*changes the guys' clothes back to normal*
Kiara: Kaiya, if you will?
Kaiya: Fine. Battle mode 0666. Kiara versus Sanosuke. Ready, FIGHT!!((think Zoids))
Sanosuke: Since you're a girl, I'll go easy on you. Go ahead, try to hit me. There's no guarantee your attack will connect.
Kiara: *evil grin**uses flat side of zanbatou to knock Sanosuke out of the house so quickly, not even
Kenshin could see the attack*
Kaiya: Home run!
Kenshin: Did you attack him?
Kiara: Yep. I can move faster than your Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki with any sword, even a zanbatou.
Megumi: *crying* Where is my love...I mean...Sanosuke?
Everyone: o_O
Kiara: He'll be here in a few minutes.
Megumi: Where'd he go?
Kiara: You'll see.
Kaiya: Who's turn?
Kaoru: Last one was the guy's.
Kenshin: May I go?
Kiara: Sure.
Kenshin: Megumi, truth or dare?
Megumi: Truth.
Kenshin: Do you love me or Sanosuke?
Megumi: Uhh...you, Sir Ken! H-how can I LOVE that rooster-head!?
Kenshin: You have to answer truthfully, that you do.
Megumi: B-but I did!! I-
Kaiya: Shh!
Everyone: Huh?
Kaiya: Can you hear that?
Everyone: *listens*
Sanosuke: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*crash*
Megumi: My love! Are you all right?*runs to Sanosuke*
Sanosuke: @_@
Yahiko: What happened?
Kaiya: I'll explain. Kiara hit Sanosuke hard enough to make him fly around the earth.
Kiara: He would've been here sooner if I hadn't held back my true strength so much. Sorry Megumi.
Megumi: It's all right.*hugs Sanosuke's head* As long as he's alive.
Kenshin: Miss Megumi, answer the question again.
Megumi: Fine. I love Sanosuke more than you. Misao, truth or dare.
Misao: Dare.
Megumi: I dare you to kiss Yahiko.
Misao: WHA!?!?
Yahiko: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Misao: Why me!?
Megumi: Because you two always seemed like a couple.
Misao: But I'm with Aoshi!
Megumi: Too bad. Do the dare.
Misao: Fine. *kisses Yahiko**runs into bathroom and vomits*
Yahiko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO*breathes*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaiya: That was weird.
Kiara: Definitely.
Misao: *finished vomiting* That was disgusting!! Anywho, Kiara. Truth or dare?
Kiara: Dare.
Misao: I dare you to fight your sister!
Kiara and Kaiya: *thinking of spells to use* Hmm...
Misao: Oh, without your magic powers and you're only allowed to have one normal sword. No zanbatous. No guns.
Kaiya and Kiara: Damn!
Sanosuke: *regains consciousness* Sweet!
Misao: Use your powers to get yourselves prepared, then put them in this jar.*holding jar*
Kiara: That's not big enough to contain our powers.
Misao: Tupperware?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: Bucket?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: Garbage can?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: Dumpster?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: The other room?
Kiara: Maybe. You should keep the doors closed while our powers are in there.
Misao: Fine! Get your weapons and get it over with!!
Kaiya: *Japanese sword, arrows, bow, boomerang, wearing demon exterminator mask((InuYasha weapons))*
Kiara: *Japanese sword, shuriken, wearing hitai-ate leaf band((Naruto weapons))*
Sanosuke: Wow.
Misao: I said you're only allowed to have one sword.
Kaiya and Kiara: We do. *hold up swords*
Misao: That's not what I meant!
Yahiko: Shut up, Misao!
Misao: *vein pop* What'd you say!?
Yahiko: Misao, think of it this way. With the weapons they have now, the battle will be more interesting.
Misao: I'm not following you.
Yahiko: More weapons. More destruction.
Misao: *ding, ding* Oh! Okay! Now your powers.
Kaiya: Hang on. *battlefield appears*
Kaiya and Kiara: *put powers in other room*
*other room is glowing gold*
Kaiya: Geez, Kiara. You've got crap for weapons.
Kiara: Damn! Should've gotten more. Oh well. On with the dare!
Kaiya and Kiara: *walk onto battlefield*
Kaoru: Start when this quarter hits the ground. *flips coin*
Everyone: *waiting to hear coin hit ground*
*10 minutes later*
Kaiya: Where the hell is the coin!?
Kenshin: Oh. *holds out the coin* I have it.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Kenshin: I saw a coin falling and caught it, that I did.
Everyone: *anime fall*
Misao: *demonic face* HIMURA!! FLIP THE COIN!!!!
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* Y-yes Misao! *flips coin*
Everyone: *holding breath*
Kaiya and Kiara: *standing and staring at one another*
*cling((whatever sound a coin makes))*
Kaiya: *shoots arrow*
Kiara: Heh. *catches arrow* You've got to do better than that.
Kaiya: That's a sacred arrow, dipshit.
Kiara: Huh? *arrow starts to glow and burns her hand* Ow! *drops arrow*
Kaiya: Oh, did I hurt you, sis?
Kiara: Grr.*throws two shuriken*
Kaiya: *catches both on fingers((like Kakashi did with Naruto's shuriken))*
Kiara: Damn!
Kaiya: *shoots five arrows at Kiara, all of them hit the ground around her*
Kiara: Nice shootin', Tex.
Kaiya: Heh. Underestimated me again.
Kiara: *arrows around her glow like before* Ah! *jumps out of way* *glow succumbs the area she was standing in*
Kaiya: This is fun!
Kiara: Art of the Doppelganger!
Kaiya: Huh? *surrounded by Kiara doppelgangers* Crap.
Kiara: Try to beat up all!
Kiaras: *charge Kaiya*
Real Kiara: *standing back*
Kaiya: *shoot last six arrows at ground around her, creating a circle* *chants((from Silent Mobius))((oh, this doesn't count as magic powers. It's a spell to activate the powers of the sacred arrows. I'll shut up now))*
At my front... Raphael...
At my rear... Gabriel...
At my right... Michael...
At my left... Uriel...
The five stars of protection, protect me with your flame
The six stars of protection, shimmer in a pillar of light
Kiara: Saying your last words?
Kaiya: MALKUTH...
VE-GEBURAH...
VE-GEDULAH...
LE ORAM...
AMEN!
*arrows glow*
Kiaras: Aw shi-- *consumed by the spell*
Kiara: Damn, you're good!
Kaiya: *bows*
Kiara: Now you only have your sword and boomerang.
Kaiya: You only have your sword and shuriken.
Kiara: Want to just fight with our swords?
Kaiya: Got to get rid of the other weapons, then.
Kiara: Ok. *throws all of shuriken, which is a lot*
Kaiya: *dodges most of shuriken but get cut by a few and three stuck
in her. One in her leg, one in her shoulder and one in her side* Nice
hits. Hiraikotes!! *throws boomerang*
Kiara: *dodges*
Kaiya: Heh.
Kiara: Wha? *turns around* AHH--!*hit by boomerang* *boomerang gets
stuck in ground*
Kaiya: B-O-O-M-E-R-A-N-G.
Kiara: *holding head* Gotcha.
Kaiya: Now, a duel of swords.
Kaiya and Kiara: *walk to center of battlefield*
Kaiya: How 'bout we start when this shuriken *pulls shuriken out of
shoulder* hits the ground?
Kiara: Okay.
Kaiya: *throws shuriken into air*
*shuriken hits ground*
Kaiya and Kiara: *use the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki**both of their
swords shatter**immediately after, their sword begin to glow black and
they attack again, only to knock away each other's sword*
Kaiya: So you gave yourself spirit powers, too.
Kiara: Yep. Sword of the Mortal Flame. Didn't think you'd use
something like that.
Kaiya: Let's go out with a bang, shall we?
Kiara: Let's use our ultimate attacks on one another.
Kaiya: Okay!
Kaiya and Kiara: *power up* Dragon of the Darkness Flame!!! *each get
hit by the other's attack*
Kaiya: *heavily breathing*
Kiara: *heavily breathing*
Kaiya: ^__^ *dies*
Kiara: ^__^ *dies*
Everyone: *gasp*
Kenshin: That was the greatest battle I've ever seen, that it most
certainly was!!!
Sanosuke: It was incredible!
Yahiko: Yeah!
Megumi, Misao, and Kaoru: *crying*
Kenshin: What's wrong?
Kaoru: They killed each other! *sob*
Megumi: They were our friends! *sob*
Misao: I didn't mean for them to do that! *sob*
Kenshin: Maybe we should open the door to the other room.
Yahiko: Why?
Kenshin: Their powers might bring them back to life.
Kaoru: Great idea, Kenshin! *hugs him*
Misao: *opens the door to the other room* Let's wait and see what
happens.
Everyone: *stares at the glowing room*
*1 hour passes*
Sanosuke: Wait a second! The powers are useless without a physical
body controlling them!
Everyone: *shocked to hear Sanosuke speak intelligently*
Megumi: Then what pray tell, shall we do?
Sanosuke: Someone has to enter the room so the powers can enter their
body. Then that person can bring the two girls back to life.
Misao: I think that two people should do that.
Everyone: Why?
Misao: I highly doubt that anyone can handle the powers combined.
Kenshin: But who will have the privilege of having the powers?
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Kaiya's spirit: DAMMIT! I'm dead!
Kiara's spirit: Quit complaining! I'm dead, too!
Kaiya's spirit: I'm sorry dreammaster2411 and HieiandTouyaLover for
including you without your permission. Couldn't help myself!
Kaiya's spirit and Kiara's spirit: Who will get our powers?
Life is but a dream.
Philip: *back from dead*It's not funny. It sucks.
dreammaster2411: Can't you understand?
Philip: Understand what?
dreammaster2411: You're an ass who shouldn't talk bad about this nice author's work.
Philip: Nice? Yeah right! She's as evil and bitchy as Kikyo((from InuYasha))! And all her writing sucks!
Kaiya: *cries*
dreammaster2411: You hurt her feelings! Everyone, ATTACK!!!
Everyone who loves this fic((I hope there's a lot!)): *chases Philip down the street*
Philip: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*br eathes*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*trips*
Everyone who loves this fic: *beats the fallen Philip to death*
Kaiya: *sniff* Thanks everyone.
dreammaster2411: No prob. Please continue with your story.
Kaiya: Last time, the guys sang "Freckles" in pink dresses.
HieiandTouyaLover: *snickers*
Kaiya: Kiara and Sanosuke were about to have a duel. Place your bets...NOW!
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Kiara: We were trying to decide who will be the one to make you eat your words.
Sanosuke: Good. Before we begin...would you please?
Kaiya: Cry-baby.*changes the guys' clothes back to normal*
Kiara: Kaiya, if you will?
Kaiya: Fine. Battle mode 0666. Kiara versus Sanosuke. Ready, FIGHT!!((think Zoids))
Sanosuke: Since you're a girl, I'll go easy on you. Go ahead, try to hit me. There's no guarantee your attack will connect.
Kiara: *evil grin**uses flat side of zanbatou to knock Sanosuke out of the house so quickly, not even
Kenshin could see the attack*
Kaiya: Home run!
Kenshin: Did you attack him?
Kiara: Yep. I can move faster than your Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki with any sword, even a zanbatou.
Megumi: *crying* Where is my love...I mean...Sanosuke?
Everyone: o_O
Kiara: He'll be here in a few minutes.
Megumi: Where'd he go?
Kiara: You'll see.
Kaiya: Who's turn?
Kaoru: Last one was the guy's.
Kenshin: May I go?
Kiara: Sure.
Kenshin: Megumi, truth or dare?
Megumi: Truth.
Kenshin: Do you love me or Sanosuke?
Megumi: Uhh...you, Sir Ken! H-how can I LOVE that rooster-head!?
Kenshin: You have to answer truthfully, that you do.
Megumi: B-but I did!! I-
Kaiya: Shh!
Everyone: Huh?
Kaiya: Can you hear that?
Everyone: *listens*
Sanosuke: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*crash*
Megumi: My love! Are you all right?*runs to Sanosuke*
Sanosuke: @_@
Yahiko: What happened?
Kaiya: I'll explain. Kiara hit Sanosuke hard enough to make him fly around the earth.
Kiara: He would've been here sooner if I hadn't held back my true strength so much. Sorry Megumi.
Megumi: It's all right.*hugs Sanosuke's head* As long as he's alive.
Kenshin: Miss Megumi, answer the question again.
Megumi: Fine. I love Sanosuke more than you. Misao, truth or dare.
Misao: Dare.
Megumi: I dare you to kiss Yahiko.
Misao: WHA!?!?
Yahiko: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
Misao: Why me!?
Megumi: Because you two always seemed like a couple.
Misao: But I'm with Aoshi!
Megumi: Too bad. Do the dare.
Misao: Fine. *kisses Yahiko**runs into bathroom and vomits*
Yahiko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO*breathes*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaiya: That was weird.
Kiara: Definitely.
Misao: *finished vomiting* That was disgusting!! Anywho, Kiara. Truth or dare?
Kiara: Dare.
Misao: I dare you to fight your sister!
Kiara and Kaiya: *thinking of spells to use* Hmm...
Misao: Oh, without your magic powers and you're only allowed to have one normal sword. No zanbatous. No guns.
Kaiya and Kiara: Damn!
Sanosuke: *regains consciousness* Sweet!
Misao: Use your powers to get yourselves prepared, then put them in this jar.*holding jar*
Kiara: That's not big enough to contain our powers.
Misao: Tupperware?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: Bucket?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: Garbage can?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: Dumpster?
Kiara: Nope.
Misao: The other room?
Kiara: Maybe. You should keep the doors closed while our powers are in there.
Misao: Fine! Get your weapons and get it over with!!
Kaiya: *Japanese sword, arrows, bow, boomerang, wearing demon exterminator mask((InuYasha weapons))*
Kiara: *Japanese sword, shuriken, wearing hitai-ate leaf band((Naruto weapons))*
Sanosuke: Wow.
Misao: I said you're only allowed to have one sword.
Kaiya and Kiara: We do. *hold up swords*
Misao: That's not what I meant!
Yahiko: Shut up, Misao!
Misao: *vein pop* What'd you say!?
Yahiko: Misao, think of it this way. With the weapons they have now, the battle will be more interesting.
Misao: I'm not following you.
Yahiko: More weapons. More destruction.
Misao: *ding, ding* Oh! Okay! Now your powers.
Kaiya: Hang on. *battlefield appears*
Kaiya and Kiara: *put powers in other room*
*other room is glowing gold*
Kaiya: Geez, Kiara. You've got crap for weapons.
Kiara: Damn! Should've gotten more. Oh well. On with the dare!
Kaiya and Kiara: *walk onto battlefield*
Kaoru: Start when this quarter hits the ground. *flips coin*
Everyone: *waiting to hear coin hit ground*
*10 minutes later*
Kaiya: Where the hell is the coin!?
Kenshin: Oh. *holds out the coin* I have it.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Kenshin: I saw a coin falling and caught it, that I did.
Everyone: *anime fall*
Misao: *demonic face* HIMURA!! FLIP THE COIN!!!!
Kenshin: *sweatdrop* Y-yes Misao! *flips coin*
Everyone: *holding breath*
Kaiya and Kiara: *standing and staring at one another*
*cling((whatever sound a coin makes))*
Kaiya: *shoots arrow*
Kiara: Heh. *catches arrow* You've got to do better than that.
Kaiya: That's a sacred arrow, dipshit.
Kiara: Huh? *arrow starts to glow and burns her hand* Ow! *drops arrow*
Kaiya: Oh, did I hurt you, sis?
Kiara: Grr.*throws two shuriken*
Kaiya: *catches both on fingers((like Kakashi did with Naruto's shuriken))*
Kiara: Damn!
Kaiya: *shoots five arrows at Kiara, all of them hit the ground around her*
Kiara: Nice shootin', Tex.
Kaiya: Heh. Underestimated me again.
Kiara: *arrows around her glow like before* Ah! *jumps out of way* *glow succumbs the area she was standing in*
Kaiya: This is fun!
Kiara: Art of the Doppelganger!
Kaiya: Huh? *surrounded by Kiara doppelgangers* Crap.
Kiara: Try to beat up all!
Kiaras: *charge Kaiya*
Real Kiara: *standing back*
Kaiya: *shoot last six arrows at ground around her, creating a circle* *chants((from Silent Mobius))((oh, this doesn't count as magic powers. It's a spell to activate the powers of the sacred arrows. I'll shut up now))*
At my front... Raphael...
At my rear... Gabriel...
At my right... Michael...
At my left... Uriel...
The five stars of protection, protect me with your flame
The six stars of protection, shimmer in a pillar of light
Kiara: Saying your last words?
Kaiya: MALKUTH...
VE-GEBURAH...
VE-GEDULAH...
LE ORAM...
AMEN!
*arrows glow*
Kiaras: Aw shi-- *consumed by the spell*
Kiara: Damn, you're good!
Kaiya: *bows*
Kiara: Now you only have your sword and boomerang.
Kaiya: You only have your sword and shuriken.
Kiara: Want to just fight with our swords?
Kaiya: Got to get rid of the other weapons, then.
Kiara: Ok. *throws all of shuriken, which is a lot*
Kaiya: *dodges most of shuriken but get cut by a few and three stuck
in her. One in her leg, one in her shoulder and one in her side* Nice
hits. Hiraikotes!! *throws boomerang*
Kiara: *dodges*
Kaiya: Heh.
Kiara: Wha? *turns around* AHH--!*hit by boomerang* *boomerang gets
stuck in ground*
Kaiya: B-O-O-M-E-R-A-N-G.
Kiara: *holding head* Gotcha.
Kaiya: Now, a duel of swords.
Kaiya and Kiara: *walk to center of battlefield*
Kaiya: How 'bout we start when this shuriken *pulls shuriken out of
shoulder* hits the ground?
Kiara: Okay.
Kaiya: *throws shuriken into air*
*shuriken hits ground*
Kaiya and Kiara: *use the Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki**both of their
swords shatter**immediately after, their sword begin to glow black and
they attack again, only to knock away each other's sword*
Kaiya: So you gave yourself spirit powers, too.
Kiara: Yep. Sword of the Mortal Flame. Didn't think you'd use
something like that.
Kaiya: Let's go out with a bang, shall we?
Kiara: Let's use our ultimate attacks on one another.
Kaiya: Okay!
Kaiya and Kiara: *power up* Dragon of the Darkness Flame!!! *each get
hit by the other's attack*
Kaiya: *heavily breathing*
Kiara: *heavily breathing*
Kaiya: ^__^ *dies*
Kiara: ^__^ *dies*
Everyone: *gasp*
Kenshin: That was the greatest battle I've ever seen, that it most
certainly was!!!
Sanosuke: It was incredible!
Yahiko: Yeah!
Megumi, Misao, and Kaoru: *crying*
Kenshin: What's wrong?
Kaoru: They killed each other! *sob*
Megumi: They were our friends! *sob*
Misao: I didn't mean for them to do that! *sob*
Kenshin: Maybe we should open the door to the other room.
Yahiko: Why?
Kenshin: Their powers might bring them back to life.
Kaoru: Great idea, Kenshin! *hugs him*
Misao: *opens the door to the other room* Let's wait and see what
happens.
Everyone: *stares at the glowing room*
*1 hour passes*
Sanosuke: Wait a second! The powers are useless without a physical
body controlling them!
Everyone: *shocked to hear Sanosuke speak intelligently*
Megumi: Then what pray tell, shall we do?
Sanosuke: Someone has to enter the room so the powers can enter their
body. Then that person can bring the two girls back to life.
Misao: I think that two people should do that.
Everyone: Why?
Misao: I highly doubt that anyone can handle the powers combined.
Kenshin: But who will have the privilege of having the powers?
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Kaiya's spirit: DAMMIT! I'm dead!
Kiara's spirit: Quit complaining! I'm dead, too!
Kaiya's spirit: I'm sorry dreammaster2411 and HieiandTouyaLover for
including you without your permission. Couldn't help myself!
Kaiya's spirit and Kiara's spirit: Who will get our powers?
Life is but a dream.