Kaiya and Kiara: Hello, again!
Holly: *appears* Aren't you two supposed to be dead?
Kaiya and Kiara: Oh yeah!
Kaiya's spirit: Better?
Holly: Much.
Kaiya's spirit: What're you doing back? I thought I sent you away!
Holly: You did. What happened to my darling?
Kiara's spirit: Which one?
Holly: What do you mean "which one"!?
Kaiya's spirit: Well, you love Shubaltz, 007, Brett, Marty, Philip, ... the list goes on.
Holly: NO I DON'T!!!
Philip: *back from dead, again* You don't love me anymore?
Holly: Darling! You've returned!
Kaiya's spirit: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?
Philip: I don't know.
Kaiya's spirit: Anywho--
Philip: Why do you keep saying that?
Kaiya's spirit: 'Cause I can! ANYWHO, last chapter Kiara killed me.
Kiara's spirit: You killed me!
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
*1 hour*
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE!!! Let's just look at the last chapter!
Kaiya's and Kiara's spirits: *look at last chapter*
Kaiya's spirit: Oh yeah. We killed each other.
Kiara's spirit: But you still killed me.
Kaiya's spirit: YOU KILLED ME!
Kiara's spirit: Let's just continue with the story.
Kaiya's spirit: Fine. Who will gain my sister's powers as well as my own?
Kiara's spirit: Read and find out!
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Kenshin: But who will have the privilege of having the powers?
Everyone: *thinks*
Kaoru: Well, it shouldn't be Misao. She's already had Kaiya's powers.
Misao: Aww...not fair!
Kenshin: Let's draw straws.
Everyone: Okay!
Sanosuke: *pulls straws out of nowhere* Okay, let's start.
Everyone but Misao: *draws, then looks at straws*
Megumi: Who won?
Kenshin: I don't know. Sanosuke, did you make sure that two of the straws were short?
Sanosuke: What now?
Everyone: *anime fall*
Kaoru: Let's just play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Everyone: Fine. *plays RPS*
*2 hours later*
Everyone: *still playing*
Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi: SCISSORS!!!
Sanosuke, Yahiko: ROCK!!!
Misao: *drooling in sleep* ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...it's over? Who won?
Sanosuke, Yahiko: We did!!
Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi, Misao: *mumbles* Crap!
Sanosuke, Yahiko: *stare at other room* ...
Kaoru: Go in! Remember, bring back Kaiya and Kiara.
Sanosuke, Yahiko: We will, we will.*walk into room*
*10 minutes later, the room stops glowing and the two guys walk out*
Kenshin: Well.do you have the powers?
Sanosuke: I don't know. Let's see...*turns Kenshin into a girl* Guess I do!
Kenshin: *looks at self* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..hhhhhh....hhhh...hh...hh*passes out*
Sanosuke: Heeheehee...powers are fun. *changes Kenshin back to being a guy*
Kenshin: *wakes up* I'm a guy again!!
Yahiko: I wanna try something! Hmm...*changes Kenshin into a Barbie*
Kenshin: *a force is making him sing* I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yahiko: *changes Kenshin back* Sorry about that.
Kenshin: Why is everyone picking on me?
Misao: You guys need to bring the two back. Hurry up!
Sanosuke, Yahiko: Fine. *bring Kaiya and Kiara back to life*
Kaiya, Kiara: Huh? I thought we died.
Sanosuke: Me an' Yahiko here brought you two missies back to life.
Kaiya: You took our powers, didn't you?
Sanosuke: Yep.
Kiara: May we have them back?
Sanosuke and Yahiko: No. We're having too much fun with them.
Kaiya and Kiara: *mumble* Shit!
Kaiya: *sudden idea* I need to make a phone call. Be right back. *goes into other room and calls someone*
Sanosuke: Okaay...who's turn?
Kiara: It's my turn.
Sanosuke: It is?
Kiara: Yes. My dare earlier was to fight Kaiya, remember?
Kaiya: *comes back*
Sanosuke: Oh! I remember. You two were incredible!
Kenshin: I will never forget that battle, that I won't.
Kaiya: What will you and Yahiko do with our powers?
Sanosuke: Have fun, of course!
Yahiko: What should we do first?
Sanosuke: *changes everyone, including himself, into an animal that reflects their personality((or something like that))*
Kaoru: *raccoon*
Megumi: *fox*
Misao: *weasel*
Sanosuke: *rooster*
Yahiko: *chihuahua*
Kaiya and Kiara: *wolves*
Kenshin: ((drumroll please...)) *kitten*
Kaoru: You're a kitten!?
Kenshin: Meow.
Megumi: I can't believe I had a crush on him.
Yahiko: Why the hell am I a chihuahua!?
Sanosuke: Stop complaining. I'm a rooster.
Kaiya and Kiara: *looking at everyone strangely*
Misao: What's the matter?
Kaiya and Kiara: We're the only true predators here. Instincts...hard...to...control...*begin salivating*
Everyone: *look at each other, then the two wolves* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *start running*
Kaiya and Kiara: *chase after them*
Kaoru: Change them back, change them back, change them back!!!
Sanosuke: *flapping wings* Okay! Hang on! *changes everyone back*
Everyone: *stops running*
*doorbell rings*
Kaiya: *wipes mouth* I'll get it! *opens door* Hi Kagome!
Kagome: I came as fast as I could!
Kaiya: Did you walk!?
Kagome: No. I rode Kilala.
Kaiya: Oh. Did you bring 'em?
Kagome: Yep! Here you go! *hands Kaiya a bag*
Kaiya: Thanks!
Kagome: No prob. I've go to go and catch up on my homework. See ya later! *rides off on Kilala's back*
Kaiya: Bye! *waves*
Yahiko: Whatcha got?
Kaiya: I asked Kagome to bring me a few things.
Yahiko: Like...?
Kaiya: Here. *hands Sanosuke and Yahiko rosary-bead necklaces* A small token of my appreciation for bringing me back to life.
Sanosuke and Yahiko: Thanks!
InuYasha: *bursts through door* No! Don't put the necklaces on!!
Sanosuke and Yahiko: *already have them on* Why?
InuYasha: Damn! I'm too late!
Kaiya: *pulls cell-phone out of pocket and speed dials*
Sanosuke: What is so bad about a necklace?
InuYasha: The necklace--
Kagome: *can be head on Kaiya's cell phone* INUYASHA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING OVER THERE!? COME BACK HERE OR ELSE I'LL SAY THE WORD!!!
InuYasha: Eep! *runs out the door*
Kaiya: Thanks, Kagome!
Kagome: *on cell phone* Happy to help! Bye! *hangs up*
Sanosuke: What was the real reason you gave these to us?
Kaiya: *evil grin* So you'd give back our powers.
Yahiko: No way! You can never get these from us!
Kaiya: Oh really? Kiara, you know what I have planned.
Kiara: Yep. 3-2-1--
Kaiya and Kiara: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke and Yahiko: *face-plant on the ground*
Sanosuke: What the hell!?
Kaiya: Whenever Kiara or me says the s-word, you do a face-plant.
Kiara: Give us back our powers.
Yahiko: Nu-uh!
Kaiya and Kiara: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke and Yahiko: *face-plant several miles under the earth's surface*
Kaiya: *yells down the very large hole* Will you give us back our powers?
Sanosuke: Fine! *he and Yahiko return the powers*
Kaiya: Ahhh.good to have them back.
Kiara: Yep. Should we bring the idiots back?
Kaiya: Might as well. *brings Yahiko and Sanosuke back up to the surface*
Kiara: *repairs door and floor*
Sanosuke: Will you take these off?
Kaiya: No. Let's continue with our game, shall we?
Kiara: It's my turn! Kaoru, truth or dare?
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Kaiya: I'm alive again! Sorry to people who haven't seen InuYasha. You should watch it! It's cool! Kagome, InuYasha, Sango, Kilala, and Miroku are cool!
Miroku: Thank you, Kaiya. *grope*
Kaiya: AHH!! *slaps Miroku*
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Kaiya: AHH!! NO!! *slaps him again*
Miroku: I've become invulnerable against slaps. *grope*
Kaiya: AHH!! SANGO, HELP!!!
Sango: *pops up* You lecher!! *beats the hell out of Miroku*
Miroku: @_@
Kaiya: Thanks, Sango!
Sango: If you have any more troubles with him, *kicks Miroku in the head* call me.
Kaiya: Don't worry! I will! Any ways, what will Kaoru choose? Stay tuned for the next episode of...Rurouni Kenshin in Truth or Dare.
Are you living in the real world?
Holly: *appears* Aren't you two supposed to be dead?
Kaiya and Kiara: Oh yeah!
Kaiya's spirit: Better?
Holly: Much.
Kaiya's spirit: What're you doing back? I thought I sent you away!
Holly: You did. What happened to my darling?
Kiara's spirit: Which one?
Holly: What do you mean "which one"!?
Kaiya's spirit: Well, you love Shubaltz, 007, Brett, Marty, Philip, ... the list goes on.
Holly: NO I DON'T!!!
Philip: *back from dead, again* You don't love me anymore?
Holly: Darling! You've returned!
Kaiya's spirit: WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?
Philip: I don't know.
Kaiya's spirit: Anywho--
Philip: Why do you keep saying that?
Kaiya's spirit: 'Cause I can! ANYWHO, last chapter Kiara killed me.
Kiara's spirit: You killed me!
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
*1 hour*
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: Nu-uh
Kiara's spirit: Yeah-huh
Kaiya's spirit: WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE!!! Let's just look at the last chapter!
Kaiya's and Kiara's spirits: *look at last chapter*
Kaiya's spirit: Oh yeah. We killed each other.
Kiara's spirit: But you still killed me.
Kaiya's spirit: YOU KILLED ME!
Kiara's spirit: Let's just continue with the story.
Kaiya's spirit: Fine. Who will gain my sister's powers as well as my own?
Kiara's spirit: Read and find out!
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Kenshin: But who will have the privilege of having the powers?
Everyone: *thinks*
Kaoru: Well, it shouldn't be Misao. She's already had Kaiya's powers.
Misao: Aww...not fair!
Kenshin: Let's draw straws.
Everyone: Okay!
Sanosuke: *pulls straws out of nowhere* Okay, let's start.
Everyone but Misao: *draws, then looks at straws*
Megumi: Who won?
Kenshin: I don't know. Sanosuke, did you make sure that two of the straws were short?
Sanosuke: What now?
Everyone: *anime fall*
Kaoru: Let's just play Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Everyone: Fine. *plays RPS*
*2 hours later*
Everyone: *still playing*
Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi: SCISSORS!!!
Sanosuke, Yahiko: ROCK!!!
Misao: *drooling in sleep* ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...it's over? Who won?
Sanosuke, Yahiko: We did!!
Kenshin, Kaoru, Megumi, Misao: *mumbles* Crap!
Sanosuke, Yahiko: *stare at other room* ...
Kaoru: Go in! Remember, bring back Kaiya and Kiara.
Sanosuke, Yahiko: We will, we will.*walk into room*
*10 minutes later, the room stops glowing and the two guys walk out*
Kenshin: Well.do you have the powers?
Sanosuke: I don't know. Let's see...*turns Kenshin into a girl* Guess I do!
Kenshin: *looks at self* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..hhhhhh....hhhh...hh...hh*passes out*
Sanosuke: Heeheehee...powers are fun. *changes Kenshin back to being a guy*
Kenshin: *wakes up* I'm a guy again!!
Yahiko: I wanna try something! Hmm...*changes Kenshin into a Barbie*
Kenshin: *a force is making him sing* I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yahiko: *changes Kenshin back* Sorry about that.
Kenshin: Why is everyone picking on me?
Misao: You guys need to bring the two back. Hurry up!
Sanosuke, Yahiko: Fine. *bring Kaiya and Kiara back to life*
Kaiya, Kiara: Huh? I thought we died.
Sanosuke: Me an' Yahiko here brought you two missies back to life.
Kaiya: You took our powers, didn't you?
Sanosuke: Yep.
Kiara: May we have them back?
Sanosuke and Yahiko: No. We're having too much fun with them.
Kaiya and Kiara: *mumble* Shit!
Kaiya: *sudden idea* I need to make a phone call. Be right back. *goes into other room and calls someone*
Sanosuke: Okaay...who's turn?
Kiara: It's my turn.
Sanosuke: It is?
Kiara: Yes. My dare earlier was to fight Kaiya, remember?
Kaiya: *comes back*
Sanosuke: Oh! I remember. You two were incredible!
Kenshin: I will never forget that battle, that I won't.
Kaiya: What will you and Yahiko do with our powers?
Sanosuke: Have fun, of course!
Yahiko: What should we do first?
Sanosuke: *changes everyone, including himself, into an animal that reflects their personality((or something like that))*
Kaoru: *raccoon*
Megumi: *fox*
Misao: *weasel*
Sanosuke: *rooster*
Yahiko: *chihuahua*
Kaiya and Kiara: *wolves*
Kenshin: ((drumroll please...)) *kitten*
Kaoru: You're a kitten!?
Kenshin: Meow.
Megumi: I can't believe I had a crush on him.
Yahiko: Why the hell am I a chihuahua!?
Sanosuke: Stop complaining. I'm a rooster.
Kaiya and Kiara: *looking at everyone strangely*
Misao: What's the matter?
Kaiya and Kiara: We're the only true predators here. Instincts...hard...to...control...*begin salivating*
Everyone: *look at each other, then the two wolves* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *start running*
Kaiya and Kiara: *chase after them*
Kaoru: Change them back, change them back, change them back!!!
Sanosuke: *flapping wings* Okay! Hang on! *changes everyone back*
Everyone: *stops running*
*doorbell rings*
Kaiya: *wipes mouth* I'll get it! *opens door* Hi Kagome!
Kagome: I came as fast as I could!
Kaiya: Did you walk!?
Kagome: No. I rode Kilala.
Kaiya: Oh. Did you bring 'em?
Kagome: Yep! Here you go! *hands Kaiya a bag*
Kaiya: Thanks!
Kagome: No prob. I've go to go and catch up on my homework. See ya later! *rides off on Kilala's back*
Kaiya: Bye! *waves*
Yahiko: Whatcha got?
Kaiya: I asked Kagome to bring me a few things.
Yahiko: Like...?
Kaiya: Here. *hands Sanosuke and Yahiko rosary-bead necklaces* A small token of my appreciation for bringing me back to life.
Sanosuke and Yahiko: Thanks!
InuYasha: *bursts through door* No! Don't put the necklaces on!!
Sanosuke and Yahiko: *already have them on* Why?
InuYasha: Damn! I'm too late!
Kaiya: *pulls cell-phone out of pocket and speed dials*
Sanosuke: What is so bad about a necklace?
InuYasha: The necklace--
Kagome: *can be head on Kaiya's cell phone* INUYASHA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING OVER THERE!? COME BACK HERE OR ELSE I'LL SAY THE WORD!!!
InuYasha: Eep! *runs out the door*
Kaiya: Thanks, Kagome!
Kagome: *on cell phone* Happy to help! Bye! *hangs up*
Sanosuke: What was the real reason you gave these to us?
Kaiya: *evil grin* So you'd give back our powers.
Yahiko: No way! You can never get these from us!
Kaiya: Oh really? Kiara, you know what I have planned.
Kiara: Yep. 3-2-1--
Kaiya and Kiara: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke and Yahiko: *face-plant on the ground*
Sanosuke: What the hell!?
Kaiya: Whenever Kiara or me says the s-word, you do a face-plant.
Kiara: Give us back our powers.
Yahiko: Nu-uh!
Kaiya and Kiara: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanosuke and Yahiko: *face-plant several miles under the earth's surface*
Kaiya: *yells down the very large hole* Will you give us back our powers?
Sanosuke: Fine! *he and Yahiko return the powers*
Kaiya: Ahhh.good to have them back.
Kiara: Yep. Should we bring the idiots back?
Kaiya: Might as well. *brings Yahiko and Sanosuke back up to the surface*
Kiara: *repairs door and floor*
Sanosuke: Will you take these off?
Kaiya: No. Let's continue with our game, shall we?
Kiara: It's my turn! Kaoru, truth or dare?
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Kaiya: I'm alive again! Sorry to people who haven't seen InuYasha. You should watch it! It's cool! Kagome, InuYasha, Sango, Kilala, and Miroku are cool!
Miroku: Thank you, Kaiya. *grope*
Kaiya: AHH!! *slaps Miroku*
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Kaiya: AHH!! NO!! *slaps him again*
Miroku: I've become invulnerable against slaps. *grope*
Kaiya: AHH!! SANGO, HELP!!!
Sango: *pops up* You lecher!! *beats the hell out of Miroku*
Miroku: @_@
Kaiya: Thanks, Sango!
Sango: If you have any more troubles with him, *kicks Miroku in the head* call me.
Kaiya: Don't worry! I will! Any ways, what will Kaoru choose? Stay tuned for the next episode of...Rurouni Kenshin in Truth or Dare.
Are you living in the real world?