Kaiya: I'm back!!
Holly: You said that last chapter!
Kaiya: So...
Holly: Grr...
Kaiya: Last chappie, I came back to life!! Just to tell any of you who think that some of my fic makes no sense, it's magic. It's as simple as that. If nothing makes sense, magic. That's the best explanation I have.
Holly: Loser...
Kaiya: *flips Holly off*
Holly: How dare you!!
Kaiya: I didn't dare you.
Holly: Huh?
Kaiya: You said, "How dare you!!" I didn't dare you.
Holly: What? That's not what I meant. How dare you flip me off!!
Kaiya: *flips Holly off again*
Holly: What was that for!?
Kaiya: You dared me to.
Holly: ARGH!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!! *head blows up*
Kaiya: Playing with words is fun! On with the show!
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Kiara: It's my turn! Kaoru, truth or dare?
Kaoru: I'll take....dare.
Kiara: I dare you to drink this gallon of an unknown liquid in 10 seconds. *milk jug appears with a liquid inside((it's nothing gross))*
Kaoru: Okay! *grabs jug and starts chugging**finishes it in 5 seconds*
Sanosuke: Damn, girl!
Yahiko: What did she drink?
Kiara: *whistling**the word "sake" appears on jug*
Everyone: *looks at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *extremely red**hic*
Kenshin: O_O Miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: I've got something to say!
Kenshin: Y...y...you do? *sweatdrop*
Kaoru: Yeah! *crying* I'm a worthless woman who doesn't even know how to pour sake.*hic*. I can't cook well and I'm not even pretty.*hic*. I'm just a loser with no talent except swordsmanship.*hic*
Kenshin: You shouldn't put yourself down like that Miss Kaoru, that you shouldn't.
Kaoru: *still crying* But you now... but you know there is one thing I'm good at and I'll never let anyone beat me. And that's...
Kenshin: And that's...
Kaoru: And that's...*right in Kenshin's face all laughing and big mouthed* Oh no. I'm much too embarrassed to tell it to you in front of all these people*laugh again*.
Megumi: Oh great. Now she gets giddy.
Kaoru: Oh my, oh my, oh my, whatever should I do? Maybe I should just come out and say it!
Kenshin: *sneaking away*
Kaoru: Where do you think you're going!?
Kenshin: Umm...away from you, Miss Kaoru!! *runs*
Kaoru: *runs after him, she's surprisingly fast, even when drunk*
Kenshin: AHHH--!!*gets tackled by Kaoru*
Kaoru: *unconscious, lying on Kenshin, goofy smile on face*
Kenshin: Would someone please get her off me?
Everyone: Uhh...NO!
Kaiya: What's up with you and sake?
Kiara: It's fun to see people drunk.
Kaiya: Good point.
Kiara: Well, now that Kaoru's unconscious, someone has to take her turn. Yahiko, how 'bout you?
Yahiko: Sure. Sanosuke, truth or dare?
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Kaiya: End of chapter. Just kidding! Don't hurt me!
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Sanosuke: Truth.
Yahiko: Why don't you use a zanbatou anymore?
Sanosuke: I'd rather use my fists. It's more fun. Kenshin, truth or dare.
Kenshin: *still has Kaoru on him* Truth.
Sanosuke: Is that your real hair color?
Kenshin: No. It used to black.
Kaoru: *still unconscious, and drunk**hugs Kenshin* I love you anyways!
Kenshin: AHHHHHH!!*trys to break free*
Kaoru: *won't let go* ^_______^
Kaiya: Kenshin, hurry up and dare someone!
Kenshin: Fine! Who to choose?
*suddenly the door is broken down*
Kaiya: GODAMMIT!!! WHY IS EVERYONE BREAKING DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR!?!? WHO DID IT THIS TIME!?
Shishio: I did. You have a problem with that? *sees Kenshin* Oh look. The great Battosai is defenseless. The strong live and the weak die. I will kill you so I may feast!
Kiara and Kaiya: Is that why you came?
Shishio: Who the hell are you two?
Kaiya and Kiara: We're evil incarnate.
Shishio: HAHAHA!!! Yeah right! Two little girls should mind their own business. I am the personification of strength. How can you possibly defeat me?
Kiara: Like this! *turns Shishio into a Pikachu*
Shishio: Pika!?
Kaiya: *eyes glow red* POKEMON MUST DIE!!!!!! *chases after Shishio*
Shishio: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ash: *runs through door* Pikachu! Leave him alone! *grabs stick and stands in front of Shishio* I won't let you hurt my friend!
Kaiya: *stops*
Ash: Ha! You're afraid of me!
Kaiya: No, I'm not. You're afraid of me.
Ash: What?
Kaiya: *pulls out a .45 colt custom((Vash's gun!))* You made your last mistake, fool. *right arm becomes Angel Arm* You are not worthy to live upon this desert planet.
Kiara: Hit the deck!
Everyone: *ducks*
Kaiya: *shoots Ash and Shishio with Angel Arm*
Ash and Shishio: AHH--!*die, bodies are incinerated*
Kaiya: *arm changes back, glow in eyes fades*
Kiara: "You are not worthy to live upon this desert planet"?
Kaiya: Heh. Got caught in the moment.
Everyone but twins and Kaoru: *wide-eyed and trembling with fear*
Kiara: Guess they don't know the depths of our powers. Kenshin, you're turn.
Kenshin: Y-yeah. M-m-miss K-Kaiya, t-truth or d-dare.
Kaiya: Truth.
Kenshin: Is it true that you used to have a relationship with...uhh....LINE!
Director: What line?
Kenshin: Huh? What's my next line?
Director: Kaiya hasn't had any relationships. There is no line.
Kenshin: Damn. Oh well. Kaiya, who are your favorite anime characters?
Kiara: Oh god...
Kaiya: InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Kilala, Spike, Ed, Faye, Vash, Legato, Millie, Meryl, Wolfwood, Kazuki, D, Mitsuko, Kiddy, Yuki, Katsumi, Nami, Lebia, Rally, Lafiel, Jinto, Ayane, Dorothy, Haruko, Tsukasa, Subaru, Crim, Mimiru, Kari, Van, Fiona, Moonbay, Irvin, Momiji, Kusanagi, Yukina, Hiei, Yusuke, Botan, Kurama, Keiko, Tenchi, Ryoko, Sasami,.........*continues*
*1 hour later*
Kaiya: ...., Kenshin, Misao, Sanosuke, Kaoru, Megumi, and Misao.
Yahiko: What about me?
Kaiya: I don't like you. You're annoying.
Yahiko: Misao's more annoying than I can ever be!
Misao: What'd you say!?
Kaiya: Misao is funny. You're just plain annoying.
Yahiko: Humph!
Kaiya: Misao, truth or dare?
Misao: Dare.
Kaiya: I dare you to propose to Aoshi.
Misao: WHAT!?
Kaiya: C'mon. You have to.
Misao: But...but...
Kaiya: You don't love him?
Misao: I do...but....umm....Lord Aoshi isn't here! Yeah....I can't propose if he isn't here!
Kaiya: Fine. *Aoshi appears in tuxedo* **thinking* What the!?*
Misao: Lord Aoshi...will--
Aoshi: *goes on one knee* Misao, will you marry me?
Everyone: WHAT!?
Misao: L-L-Lord Aoshi!?!?
Kaiya: Did you make him do that?
Kiara: No! I didn't even put the tuxedo on him!
Aoshi: Well, darling?
Misao: *faints*
Kiara: What's gotten into you, Aoshi!?
Aoshi: I thought this would make her happy.
Kaiya: It would, but god man! You scared the hell out of her! I dared her to propose to you and you proposed right back!
Aoshi: So. I love her. I love her more than life itself!
Kiara: You've been smoking, haven't you?
Aoshi: Just a little.
Kaiya: Brainwashed, too?
Aoshi: Yep.
Kiara: But you still love her?
Aoshi: Yep. I doubt that if I wasn't high or brainwashed right now, I would never have asked. At least not yet, anyways.
Kaiya: I feel sorry for Misao. I'll erase her memory of your proposal.
Aoshi: Thanks.
Kaiya: *wipes out Misao's memory of the past few minutes and sends Aoshi away*
Misao: *wakes up* Huh? Oh. Kaiya, what's my dare?
Kaiya: I dare you to burn all your Aoshi plush dolls.
Misao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breathes*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Fine. I'll find some more on eBay. *burns her plushies* *cries* Poor Mini-Aoshis. You're in Plushie Heaven now.
Everyone: Okaay...
Misao: Megumi, truth or dare?
Megumi: Truth.
Misao: Have you ever killed any of your patients?
Megumi: Yes. Most of them were guys who touched my butt.
Guys omit Kenshin: *inch slowly away from Megumi*
Megumi: Yahiko, truth or dare?
Yahiko: Truth.
Megumi: Did you take medicinal marijuana from my bag and lie when I asked you about it?
Yahiko: Yes.
Megumi: Damn you! That was my stash!
Everyone: o_O
Megumi: I mean, one of my patients needed that really badly that day.
Kaiya: Riight...
Kenshin: *gasping for air*
Kaiya: Whoops! Forgot all about him! *wakes Kaoru*
Kenshin: Thank you Miss Kaiya. I am most grateful, that I am.
Kaoru: *still extremely drunk**laughing for no apparent reason*
* a person runs through the broken door*
Philip: *runs up to and kisses Kaoru((he wanted me to add that in))*
Kaiya: Damn door! *fixes door*
Kaoru: *sobers up* AHH!!
Kenshin: *turns into Battosai* *uses flipped over reverse-blade and kills Philip*
Kaoru: Kenshin! Thank you! But you killed someone!
Kenshin: Now I'm stuck as Battosai forever. DAMN!
Kiara: No you're not.
Kenshin: Huh?
Kiara: *uses powers to reverse what Kenshin had done*
Kenshin: *changes back to normal*
Philip: *kisses Kaoru again*
Kaoru: AHH!! *grabs a sword, turns into Battosai, and kills Philip*
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru!
Kaoru: DAMMIT! Now I'M Battosai!
Kiara: *sigh* *reverses what Kaoru did*
Kaoru: *back to normal*
Philip: *kisses Kaoru for the 3rd time*
Kaoru: AHH!!
Kenshin: *turns into Battosai and kills Philip, again*
Kiara: Grr...*reverses what Kenshin did*
Philip: *kisses Kaoru for the 4th time*
Kaoru: AHH!! *about to kill Philip again*
Kaiya: *turns Battosai*SWORD OF THE MORTAL FLAME!!!*kills Philip*
Kaoru: Now Kaiya's Battosai!!
Kaiya: I'm fine. DON'T REVERSE IT! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF WATCHING THAT CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
Kenshin: But you are stuck as Battosai the Manslayer.
Kaiya: No I'm not.
Kenshin: Yes you are.
Kaiya: No I'm not.
Kenshin: Yes you are.
Kaiya: No I'm not.
Kenshin: Yes you are.
Kaiya: *changes back* No I'm not.
Kenshin: Incredible! You can fight off the manslayer within!!
Kaiya: Not really. I can turn Battosai when I please. Look. Battosai, not Battosai. Battosai, not Battosai. See?
Kenshin: Interesting.
Hiei: *bursts through door*
Kaiya: Why the hell do I bother!?
Hiei: You're the one who has stolen my techniques!
Kaiya: Your point is...
Hiei: Only I can use them!
Kaiya: Use what?
Hiei: I will make sure you suffer for the crimes you have committed.
Kaiya: What crimes?
Hiei: Stop that!
Kaiya: Stop what?
Hiei: Grr...TIME TO DIE!!!
Kaiya: No pal. Time for me to send you away.
Hiei: Huh? *disappears*
*in other place*
HieiandTouyaLover: Hiei! You've returned to me!
Hiei: No! Not you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Kaiya's house*
Sanosuke: Where'd he go?
Kaiya: To a friend's place. *fixes door again*
Yahiko: My turn!!
Kaiya and Kiara: SHH!!
Yahiko: *covers mouth*
Kaoru: What's wrong?
Kaiya and Kiara: *eyes grow hard* Someone's here.
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Kaiya: What would make Kiara and me act like that?*ominous music*
Philip: I'm scared!
Holly: Get a hold of yourself man!
Philip: I can't! Hold me!
Holly: AHH! NO!
Philip: Who's here?
Kaiya: You'll have to find out....NEXT CHAPTER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Satellite of days of old, lead me to your access code! ((bear with me people. I'm running out of quotes))
Holly: You said that last chapter!
Kaiya: So...
Holly: Grr...
Kaiya: Last chappie, I came back to life!! Just to tell any of you who think that some of my fic makes no sense, it's magic. It's as simple as that. If nothing makes sense, magic. That's the best explanation I have.
Holly: Loser...
Kaiya: *flips Holly off*
Holly: How dare you!!
Kaiya: I didn't dare you.
Holly: Huh?
Kaiya: You said, "How dare you!!" I didn't dare you.
Holly: What? That's not what I meant. How dare you flip me off!!
Kaiya: *flips Holly off again*
Holly: What was that for!?
Kaiya: You dared me to.
Holly: ARGH!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!! *head blows up*
Kaiya: Playing with words is fun! On with the show!
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Kiara: It's my turn! Kaoru, truth or dare?
Kaoru: I'll take....dare.
Kiara: I dare you to drink this gallon of an unknown liquid in 10 seconds. *milk jug appears with a liquid inside((it's nothing gross))*
Kaoru: Okay! *grabs jug and starts chugging**finishes it in 5 seconds*
Sanosuke: Damn, girl!
Yahiko: What did she drink?
Kiara: *whistling**the word "sake" appears on jug*
Everyone: *looks at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *extremely red**hic*
Kenshin: O_O Miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: I've got something to say!
Kenshin: Y...y...you do? *sweatdrop*
Kaoru: Yeah! *crying* I'm a worthless woman who doesn't even know how to pour sake.*hic*. I can't cook well and I'm not even pretty.*hic*. I'm just a loser with no talent except swordsmanship.*hic*
Kenshin: You shouldn't put yourself down like that Miss Kaoru, that you shouldn't.
Kaoru: *still crying* But you now... but you know there is one thing I'm good at and I'll never let anyone beat me. And that's...
Kenshin: And that's...
Kaoru: And that's...*right in Kenshin's face all laughing and big mouthed* Oh no. I'm much too embarrassed to tell it to you in front of all these people*laugh again*.
Megumi: Oh great. Now she gets giddy.
Kaoru: Oh my, oh my, oh my, whatever should I do? Maybe I should just come out and say it!
Kenshin: *sneaking away*
Kaoru: Where do you think you're going!?
Kenshin: Umm...away from you, Miss Kaoru!! *runs*
Kaoru: *runs after him, she's surprisingly fast, even when drunk*
Kenshin: AHHH--!!*gets tackled by Kaoru*
Kaoru: *unconscious, lying on Kenshin, goofy smile on face*
Kenshin: Would someone please get her off me?
Everyone: Uhh...NO!
Kaiya: What's up with you and sake?
Kiara: It's fun to see people drunk.
Kaiya: Good point.
Kiara: Well, now that Kaoru's unconscious, someone has to take her turn. Yahiko, how 'bout you?
Yahiko: Sure. Sanosuke, truth or dare?
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Kaiya: End of chapter. Just kidding! Don't hurt me!
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Sanosuke: Truth.
Yahiko: Why don't you use a zanbatou anymore?
Sanosuke: I'd rather use my fists. It's more fun. Kenshin, truth or dare.
Kenshin: *still has Kaoru on him* Truth.
Sanosuke: Is that your real hair color?
Kenshin: No. It used to black.
Kaoru: *still unconscious, and drunk**hugs Kenshin* I love you anyways!
Kenshin: AHHHHHH!!*trys to break free*
Kaoru: *won't let go* ^_______^
Kaiya: Kenshin, hurry up and dare someone!
Kenshin: Fine! Who to choose?
*suddenly the door is broken down*
Kaiya: GODAMMIT!!! WHY IS EVERYONE BREAKING DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR!?!? WHO DID IT THIS TIME!?
Shishio: I did. You have a problem with that? *sees Kenshin* Oh look. The great Battosai is defenseless. The strong live and the weak die. I will kill you so I may feast!
Kiara and Kaiya: Is that why you came?
Shishio: Who the hell are you two?
Kaiya and Kiara: We're evil incarnate.
Shishio: HAHAHA!!! Yeah right! Two little girls should mind their own business. I am the personification of strength. How can you possibly defeat me?
Kiara: Like this! *turns Shishio into a Pikachu*
Shishio: Pika!?
Kaiya: *eyes glow red* POKEMON MUST DIE!!!!!! *chases after Shishio*
Shishio: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ash: *runs through door* Pikachu! Leave him alone! *grabs stick and stands in front of Shishio* I won't let you hurt my friend!
Kaiya: *stops*
Ash: Ha! You're afraid of me!
Kaiya: No, I'm not. You're afraid of me.
Ash: What?
Kaiya: *pulls out a .45 colt custom((Vash's gun!))* You made your last mistake, fool. *right arm becomes Angel Arm* You are not worthy to live upon this desert planet.
Kiara: Hit the deck!
Everyone: *ducks*
Kaiya: *shoots Ash and Shishio with Angel Arm*
Ash and Shishio: AHH--!*die, bodies are incinerated*
Kaiya: *arm changes back, glow in eyes fades*
Kiara: "You are not worthy to live upon this desert planet"?
Kaiya: Heh. Got caught in the moment.
Everyone but twins and Kaoru: *wide-eyed and trembling with fear*
Kiara: Guess they don't know the depths of our powers. Kenshin, you're turn.
Kenshin: Y-yeah. M-m-miss K-Kaiya, t-truth or d-dare.
Kaiya: Truth.
Kenshin: Is it true that you used to have a relationship with...uhh....LINE!
Director: What line?
Kenshin: Huh? What's my next line?
Director: Kaiya hasn't had any relationships. There is no line.
Kenshin: Damn. Oh well. Kaiya, who are your favorite anime characters?
Kiara: Oh god...
Kaiya: InuYasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Kilala, Spike, Ed, Faye, Vash, Legato, Millie, Meryl, Wolfwood, Kazuki, D, Mitsuko, Kiddy, Yuki, Katsumi, Nami, Lebia, Rally, Lafiel, Jinto, Ayane, Dorothy, Haruko, Tsukasa, Subaru, Crim, Mimiru, Kari, Van, Fiona, Moonbay, Irvin, Momiji, Kusanagi, Yukina, Hiei, Yusuke, Botan, Kurama, Keiko, Tenchi, Ryoko, Sasami,.........*continues*
*1 hour later*
Kaiya: ...., Kenshin, Misao, Sanosuke, Kaoru, Megumi, and Misao.
Yahiko: What about me?
Kaiya: I don't like you. You're annoying.
Yahiko: Misao's more annoying than I can ever be!
Misao: What'd you say!?
Kaiya: Misao is funny. You're just plain annoying.
Yahiko: Humph!
Kaiya: Misao, truth or dare?
Misao: Dare.
Kaiya: I dare you to propose to Aoshi.
Misao: WHAT!?
Kaiya: C'mon. You have to.
Misao: But...but...
Kaiya: You don't love him?
Misao: I do...but....umm....Lord Aoshi isn't here! Yeah....I can't propose if he isn't here!
Kaiya: Fine. *Aoshi appears in tuxedo* **thinking* What the!?*
Misao: Lord Aoshi...will--
Aoshi: *goes on one knee* Misao, will you marry me?
Everyone: WHAT!?
Misao: L-L-Lord Aoshi!?!?
Kaiya: Did you make him do that?
Kiara: No! I didn't even put the tuxedo on him!
Aoshi: Well, darling?
Misao: *faints*
Kiara: What's gotten into you, Aoshi!?
Aoshi: I thought this would make her happy.
Kaiya: It would, but god man! You scared the hell out of her! I dared her to propose to you and you proposed right back!
Aoshi: So. I love her. I love her more than life itself!
Kiara: You've been smoking, haven't you?
Aoshi: Just a little.
Kaiya: Brainwashed, too?
Aoshi: Yep.
Kiara: But you still love her?
Aoshi: Yep. I doubt that if I wasn't high or brainwashed right now, I would never have asked. At least not yet, anyways.
Kaiya: I feel sorry for Misao. I'll erase her memory of your proposal.
Aoshi: Thanks.
Kaiya: *wipes out Misao's memory of the past few minutes and sends Aoshi away*
Misao: *wakes up* Huh? Oh. Kaiya, what's my dare?
Kaiya: I dare you to burn all your Aoshi plush dolls.
Misao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breathes*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Fine. I'll find some more on eBay. *burns her plushies* *cries* Poor Mini-Aoshis. You're in Plushie Heaven now.
Everyone: Okaay...
Misao: Megumi, truth or dare?
Megumi: Truth.
Misao: Have you ever killed any of your patients?
Megumi: Yes. Most of them were guys who touched my butt.
Guys omit Kenshin: *inch slowly away from Megumi*
Megumi: Yahiko, truth or dare?
Yahiko: Truth.
Megumi: Did you take medicinal marijuana from my bag and lie when I asked you about it?
Yahiko: Yes.
Megumi: Damn you! That was my stash!
Everyone: o_O
Megumi: I mean, one of my patients needed that really badly that day.
Kaiya: Riight...
Kenshin: *gasping for air*
Kaiya: Whoops! Forgot all about him! *wakes Kaoru*
Kenshin: Thank you Miss Kaiya. I am most grateful, that I am.
Kaoru: *still extremely drunk**laughing for no apparent reason*
* a person runs through the broken door*
Philip: *runs up to and kisses Kaoru((he wanted me to add that in))*
Kaiya: Damn door! *fixes door*
Kaoru: *sobers up* AHH!!
Kenshin: *turns into Battosai* *uses flipped over reverse-blade and kills Philip*
Kaoru: Kenshin! Thank you! But you killed someone!
Kenshin: Now I'm stuck as Battosai forever. DAMN!
Kiara: No you're not.
Kenshin: Huh?
Kiara: *uses powers to reverse what Kenshin had done*
Kenshin: *changes back to normal*
Philip: *kisses Kaoru again*
Kaoru: AHH!! *grabs a sword, turns into Battosai, and kills Philip*
Kenshin: Miss Kaoru!
Kaoru: DAMMIT! Now I'M Battosai!
Kiara: *sigh* *reverses what Kaoru did*
Kaoru: *back to normal*
Philip: *kisses Kaoru for the 3rd time*
Kaoru: AHH!!
Kenshin: *turns into Battosai and kills Philip, again*
Kiara: Grr...*reverses what Kenshin did*
Philip: *kisses Kaoru for the 4th time*
Kaoru: AHH!! *about to kill Philip again*
Kaiya: *turns Battosai*SWORD OF THE MORTAL FLAME!!!*kills Philip*
Kaoru: Now Kaiya's Battosai!!
Kaiya: I'm fine. DON'T REVERSE IT! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF WATCHING THAT CRAP OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
Kenshin: But you are stuck as Battosai the Manslayer.
Kaiya: No I'm not.
Kenshin: Yes you are.
Kaiya: No I'm not.
Kenshin: Yes you are.
Kaiya: No I'm not.
Kenshin: Yes you are.
Kaiya: *changes back* No I'm not.
Kenshin: Incredible! You can fight off the manslayer within!!
Kaiya: Not really. I can turn Battosai when I please. Look. Battosai, not Battosai. Battosai, not Battosai. See?
Kenshin: Interesting.
Hiei: *bursts through door*
Kaiya: Why the hell do I bother!?
Hiei: You're the one who has stolen my techniques!
Kaiya: Your point is...
Hiei: Only I can use them!
Kaiya: Use what?
Hiei: I will make sure you suffer for the crimes you have committed.
Kaiya: What crimes?
Hiei: Stop that!
Kaiya: Stop what?
Hiei: Grr...TIME TO DIE!!!
Kaiya: No pal. Time for me to send you away.
Hiei: Huh? *disappears*
*in other place*
HieiandTouyaLover: Hiei! You've returned to me!
Hiei: No! Not you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Kaiya's house*
Sanosuke: Where'd he go?
Kaiya: To a friend's place. *fixes door again*
Yahiko: My turn!!
Kaiya and Kiara: SHH!!
Yahiko: *covers mouth*
Kaoru: What's wrong?
Kaiya and Kiara: *eyes grow hard* Someone's here.
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Kaiya: What would make Kiara and me act like that?*ominous music*
Philip: I'm scared!
Holly: Get a hold of yourself man!
Philip: I can't! Hold me!
Holly: AHH! NO!
Philip: Who's here?
Kaiya: You'll have to find out....NEXT CHAPTER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Satellite of days of old, lead me to your access code! ((bear with me people. I'm running out of quotes))