[A reeeeeeeeeally stupid idea I had. It's the one day where NOTHING makes sense for Inuyasha.
Disclaimer: I wish.....
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WTF!?
Inuyasha-tachi was walking to another piece of the Shikon no Tama when they saw Kikyo up ahead. "Kikyo-chan!," a happy voice from next to the half dog demon called out before a very happy Kagome and Sango rushed over to the zombie shamaness and began speaking in what Inuyasha could vaguly understand but with words he didn't know mixed. Such words were "eyeshadow" and "facial".
After several hours of it(Miroku, Shippo and Kirara had long since left), Inuyasha stepped in. "What the hell are you babbling about?," were the words that left his mouth.
Kagome waved a hand at him and continued her conversation with the dead woman and the exterminator. This left our fav. hanyou confused and for a reason unknown to even him, he walked off in another direction only to find the weirdest thing on the planet. Rin was sitting on a rock, glaring at the fluffiest bishie since ever who was cowaring before the demented Kermitt the frog.
"Who commands you?," the pyro frog thing yelled, cracking a whip at the scared bishie who was kneeling before him.
"You Jaken-sama,"[A/N: *runs off to wash her hands* I CANNOT BELIEVE I TYPED THAT!!!!] Sesshomaru muttered.
"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!,"Inuyasha howled before running away with his hands up. He streaked into the nearby village and saw a pretty girl and Miroku. 'Yes, my brother may change, Kagome and Sango may change and even Kikyo can change but this is something that can never change at all.' Yes, we all know what's coming next, or do we?
"I have a question to ask of you," the furyou houshi told the girl.
"Yes?"
'3.....2......1'
"How do oranges make seeds?"
At this moment, a hanyou preformed a perfect anime fall into a dark building. Said building is Naraku's current hideout however, the interior said otherwise.
The pink walls that were covered in cherry blossoms practically screamed to be clawed at. The tea set and flowers could also be questionable as something Naraku would keep.
Sitting in the middle of the room, in a pink and white kimono with an anime smile on his face was Naraku having tea with Kohaku. "So you just GAVE him the necklace?"
"Mmmhmm," Kohaku said looking quite pleased with himself.
At that moment, present day Alaska heard a loud noise that sounded like one boy screaming at the top of his lungs.
Inuyasha ran through the woods and smack into Koga. Unless you were living under a rock without anime for a while, you'd know these two are enemies. However, what Koga did next very much said otherwise. The wolf demon took Inuyasha's hands.
'That's right,' the half breed mnetally coaxed. 'Now flip me into that tree.
"Inuyasha...I...I LOVE YOU!!," Koga exclaimed before trying to hug the frightening albino(1)...
and getting the hilt of the Tetsaiga to his head.
Inuyasha tore through villages again, screaming at the top of his lungs. Grabbing a random villager by the shoulders he yelled, "AM I JUST PLAIN FREAKIN' SCARY!?!?!??!?!?!'
The village woman simply smiled and said "No, you're actually quite cute."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha's eyes snapped open...and he found himself in a tree...with Kagome yelling at him to come down. He obeyed and soon they saw a black haired woman up the trail.....Inuyasha screamed bloody murder and ran in the other direction.
*OWARI!!!!!*
[Heh...Neh.....FEH! R&R!]
Disclaimer: I wish.....
__________________________________________________________________________
WTF!?
Inuyasha-tachi was walking to another piece of the Shikon no Tama when they saw Kikyo up ahead. "Kikyo-chan!," a happy voice from next to the half dog demon called out before a very happy Kagome and Sango rushed over to the zombie shamaness and began speaking in what Inuyasha could vaguly understand but with words he didn't know mixed. Such words were "eyeshadow" and "facial".
After several hours of it(Miroku, Shippo and Kirara had long since left), Inuyasha stepped in. "What the hell are you babbling about?," were the words that left his mouth.
Kagome waved a hand at him and continued her conversation with the dead woman and the exterminator. This left our fav. hanyou confused and for a reason unknown to even him, he walked off in another direction only to find the weirdest thing on the planet. Rin was sitting on a rock, glaring at the fluffiest bishie since ever who was cowaring before the demented Kermitt the frog.
"Who commands you?," the pyro frog thing yelled, cracking a whip at the scared bishie who was kneeling before him.
"You Jaken-sama,"[A/N: *runs off to wash her hands* I CANNOT BELIEVE I TYPED THAT!!!!] Sesshomaru muttered.
"NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!,"Inuyasha howled before running away with his hands up. He streaked into the nearby village and saw a pretty girl and Miroku. 'Yes, my brother may change, Kagome and Sango may change and even Kikyo can change but this is something that can never change at all.' Yes, we all know what's coming next, or do we?
"I have a question to ask of you," the furyou houshi told the girl.
"Yes?"
'3.....2......1'
"How do oranges make seeds?"
At this moment, a hanyou preformed a perfect anime fall into a dark building. Said building is Naraku's current hideout however, the interior said otherwise.
The pink walls that were covered in cherry blossoms practically screamed to be clawed at. The tea set and flowers could also be questionable as something Naraku would keep.
Sitting in the middle of the room, in a pink and white kimono with an anime smile on his face was Naraku having tea with Kohaku. "So you just GAVE him the necklace?"
"Mmmhmm," Kohaku said looking quite pleased with himself.
At that moment, present day Alaska heard a loud noise that sounded like one boy screaming at the top of his lungs.
Inuyasha ran through the woods and smack into Koga. Unless you were living under a rock without anime for a while, you'd know these two are enemies. However, what Koga did next very much said otherwise. The wolf demon took Inuyasha's hands.
'That's right,' the half breed mnetally coaxed. 'Now flip me into that tree.
"Inuyasha...I...I LOVE YOU!!," Koga exclaimed before trying to hug the frightening albino(1)...
and getting the hilt of the Tetsaiga to his head.
Inuyasha tore through villages again, screaming at the top of his lungs. Grabbing a random villager by the shoulders he yelled, "AM I JUST PLAIN FREAKIN' SCARY!?!?!??!?!?!'
The village woman simply smiled and said "No, you're actually quite cute."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha's eyes snapped open...and he found himself in a tree...with Kagome yelling at him to come down. He obeyed and soon they saw a black haired woman up the trail.....Inuyasha screamed bloody murder and ran in the other direction.
*OWARI!!!!!*
[Heh...Neh.....FEH! R&R!]