It happened on a Monday afternoon in the dead of winter when a blackout turned Seattle into a ghost town. And it just so happened that Max and Alec had gone over to Logan Cales apartment just before but were now stuck inside because of the sudden blizzard. What could they do?
Max suggests a game of 'Life' and so, Logan pulls it out from the bedroom closet and blows the dust off while setting it on the kitchen table. Alec grabs the green peg, Max the red and Logan the blue.
The first move lands Alec 1,000 bucks richer. Gloating he dances the peg around the board.
"You retard," Max scoffs as she moves her car up four, "that was my roll."
"You were cheating!" he insists. Max and Alec start fighting when Logan interrupts. "Its just a game, you guys, chill out."
So Logan rolls eight and hits a blank spot. Alec rolls three and lands himself a girlfriend.
"Ha!" he smiles, "top that!"
Max pats Logans back, "I have. But have fun with your IMAGINARY G/f..."
"I will!" then he shamefully looks away, "uh, your roll."
Max rolls ten and gets a job with the bank. Jumping up and down she shouts happily, "Awesome, now I can knock it off!"
"Sweetie, remember, its just a game." Logan interferes. Max smacks him and sits back down as Logan rolls. "Jealous...." she murmurs gleefully.
"11. Hey, whaddya know, I get married."
Max gets offensive, "You never told me you had a g/f. And all this time!!!!!!"
"Max, Max, I-it's a game!" Alec scoots closer to Max and puts him arm around her.
"There, there Maxie...theres always more fish in the sea."
"Yeah?" Max replies, pushing him down to the floor, "Hope you can swim."
"Oww." he whines and pushes himself back up. Logan growls at them.
"If you guys keep continuing to take this seriously then we're gonna play something else."
Alec and Max nod appreciatively but go back to sneering shortly after. The game continues. Soon, Max's car is full of children while Alec has lost his girlfriend and is now alone. Logan owns all the insurance in the world, has a wife and two kids, plus a perfect job. Plots rummage through the two transgenics minds to screw him up.
"I'll roll for you, darling." Max insists as she snatches the dice from Logans hands. He stares warily and grabs for them.
"No thank you, I can do it."
"You don't want my help?"
"No, thank you."
Max begins to pretend crying. Alec joins in.
"Alec, why are YOU crying?"
"I'm emotional, okay? Get off my back!"
"Okay, okay, Max you can roll for me."
They stop and Max rolls the dice perfectly so that Logan loses his job. Max makes a sad face at him and begs to get back what she lost.
"Uh..." then remembers how they had whined, "okay, I guess."
Max rolls again perfectly and a fire destroys Logans house.
"Oh man! You just aren't having alot of luck, are ya?" Alec says sarcastically.
"Shut up, Alec! Max, give me the dice."
"No! You'll win!"
"So? Its just a game!"
"No, it isn't! Its 'Life'!"
"Its a game!"
"Life!"
"Game!"
"Life!!"
There is a sudden thunder crack and the candles lit in the kitchen all blow out. A silence sweeps through the house and the hairs on every one of their arms stands up. Max sniffs the air.
"Mmm, chicken. You didn't tell me you were making chicken."
"Max, shut up. Somethings wrong."
"I know, someone blew out the lights!"
Alec gets up and searches the house, finding the window in the living room open. Cold hands wrap around his neck as he struggles to reach back and fight the assailant. Flipped to the ground, he gets a look at the man. An X-5! Its Zack!
"Zack the Mack!!!" he yells triumphantly and the two stand up.
"Wha-what are you doing here?"
"Playing Life."
"You can play life?" Zack asks strangely.
"Yeah, its really cool. Max just burned Logans house down!"
"But, aren't we in Logans house?"
"No, his other house!"
"He has two houses?"
Max runs into the room and straddles Zack to the ground. Alec looks on grossed-out.
"Zackie!"
"Maxie!"
"Zackie!"
"Maxie!"
Alec interrupts, "Stop saying those names together, its sounds nasty."
Max and Zack stand up while Logan lights the candles back in the kitchen. Calling the three in, they see he has put away the game of Life. Max starts to cry out.
"I have no Life!!"
"Me either!" Alec adds in. The two grab each other and bawl. Logan slaps Alec and pulls Max down into her seat. Zack looks on.
"You never had a life! Stop it right now!" Logan shouts and grabs a box from off the floor.
"Whats this?" she asks.
"My box of old toys."
Alec takes out a G.I. Joe and laughs.
"What a dork!" Zack and Alec share laughs as Max grabs a My Little Pony from the bottom.
"What does this do?" she asks then studies it, "this was your toy? Looks alittle,...girly to me."
Logan snatches it from her and flings it across the room. "It was my sisters."
"Oh..." Max smirks, "right...."
"Hey! What are these!?!?!" Zack says lifting a small box of Shrinky Dinks out, happily eyeing them.
"Their Shrinky Dinks, you color them, put them in the oven and they shrink."
"Wow..........."the three transgenics awe, "lets play with them!"
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Max suggests a game of 'Life' and so, Logan pulls it out from the bedroom closet and blows the dust off while setting it on the kitchen table. Alec grabs the green peg, Max the red and Logan the blue.
The first move lands Alec 1,000 bucks richer. Gloating he dances the peg around the board.
"You retard," Max scoffs as she moves her car up four, "that was my roll."
"You were cheating!" he insists. Max and Alec start fighting when Logan interrupts. "Its just a game, you guys, chill out."
So Logan rolls eight and hits a blank spot. Alec rolls three and lands himself a girlfriend.
"Ha!" he smiles, "top that!"
Max pats Logans back, "I have. But have fun with your IMAGINARY G/f..."
"I will!" then he shamefully looks away, "uh, your roll."
Max rolls ten and gets a job with the bank. Jumping up and down she shouts happily, "Awesome, now I can knock it off!"
"Sweetie, remember, its just a game." Logan interferes. Max smacks him and sits back down as Logan rolls. "Jealous...." she murmurs gleefully.
"11. Hey, whaddya know, I get married."
Max gets offensive, "You never told me you had a g/f. And all this time!!!!!!"
"Max, Max, I-it's a game!" Alec scoots closer to Max and puts him arm around her.
"There, there Maxie...theres always more fish in the sea."
"Yeah?" Max replies, pushing him down to the floor, "Hope you can swim."
"Oww." he whines and pushes himself back up. Logan growls at them.
"If you guys keep continuing to take this seriously then we're gonna play something else."
Alec and Max nod appreciatively but go back to sneering shortly after. The game continues. Soon, Max's car is full of children while Alec has lost his girlfriend and is now alone. Logan owns all the insurance in the world, has a wife and two kids, plus a perfect job. Plots rummage through the two transgenics minds to screw him up.
"I'll roll for you, darling." Max insists as she snatches the dice from Logans hands. He stares warily and grabs for them.
"No thank you, I can do it."
"You don't want my help?"
"No, thank you."
Max begins to pretend crying. Alec joins in.
"Alec, why are YOU crying?"
"I'm emotional, okay? Get off my back!"
"Okay, okay, Max you can roll for me."
They stop and Max rolls the dice perfectly so that Logan loses his job. Max makes a sad face at him and begs to get back what she lost.
"Uh..." then remembers how they had whined, "okay, I guess."
Max rolls again perfectly and a fire destroys Logans house.
"Oh man! You just aren't having alot of luck, are ya?" Alec says sarcastically.
"Shut up, Alec! Max, give me the dice."
"No! You'll win!"
"So? Its just a game!"
"No, it isn't! Its 'Life'!"
"Its a game!"
"Life!"
"Game!"
"Life!!"
There is a sudden thunder crack and the candles lit in the kitchen all blow out. A silence sweeps through the house and the hairs on every one of their arms stands up. Max sniffs the air.
"Mmm, chicken. You didn't tell me you were making chicken."
"Max, shut up. Somethings wrong."
"I know, someone blew out the lights!"
Alec gets up and searches the house, finding the window in the living room open. Cold hands wrap around his neck as he struggles to reach back and fight the assailant. Flipped to the ground, he gets a look at the man. An X-5! Its Zack!
"Zack the Mack!!!" he yells triumphantly and the two stand up.
"Wha-what are you doing here?"
"Playing Life."
"You can play life?" Zack asks strangely.
"Yeah, its really cool. Max just burned Logans house down!"
"But, aren't we in Logans house?"
"No, his other house!"
"He has two houses?"
Max runs into the room and straddles Zack to the ground. Alec looks on grossed-out.
"Zackie!"
"Maxie!"
"Zackie!"
"Maxie!"
Alec interrupts, "Stop saying those names together, its sounds nasty."
Max and Zack stand up while Logan lights the candles back in the kitchen. Calling the three in, they see he has put away the game of Life. Max starts to cry out.
"I have no Life!!"
"Me either!" Alec adds in. The two grab each other and bawl. Logan slaps Alec and pulls Max down into her seat. Zack looks on.
"You never had a life! Stop it right now!" Logan shouts and grabs a box from off the floor.
"Whats this?" she asks.
"My box of old toys."
Alec takes out a G.I. Joe and laughs.
"What a dork!" Zack and Alec share laughs as Max grabs a My Little Pony from the bottom.
"What does this do?" she asks then studies it, "this was your toy? Looks alittle,...girly to me."
Logan snatches it from her and flings it across the room. "It was my sisters."
"Oh..." Max smirks, "right...."
"Hey! What are these!?!?!" Zack says lifting a small box of Shrinky Dinks out, happily eyeing them.
"Their Shrinky Dinks, you color them, put them in the oven and they shrink."
"Wow..........."the three transgenics awe, "lets play with them!"
~ ~ ~
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