As it was, Zack had now come to realize that the outside was no longer hospitable, not even to an X-5 and so he had to stay with the three. After burning the Shrinky Dinks accidentally to the metal shelves in Logans oven, the trio are forced to find other means of entertainment. So Alec and Zack decided to play with the G.I. Joes, while Max lived out her fantasies with Barbie.
"Are you sure this Barbie wasn't yours, Logan?" Max inquired for the third time. Logan growled to himself as he sat by the window, watching the snow fall as he often did.
"Yes yes, stop asking me that!" then he grew curious, "why do you keep asking, anyway?"
"There are no clothes for her."
"Oh. Well. I don't know, why ask me?" he said and picked up a newspaper laying by him, beginning to read then flipping it upright. Max winks over at Alec.
"Me think thou whilst naked Barbie hast not had many-a lady friend." Alec spoke proudly. Zack looks up from the floor snickering.
"Shut up!" Logan shouts and storms into the kitchen to grab some coffee. Max lifts the Barbies head to her ear and pretends to listen.
"Uh huh, yeah, I know. He doesn't treat me very well either..."she tells Barbie comfortingly. Zack crawls over next to Max and lays his head on her lap. Max pets him. "Good boy, now roll over."
"I just wanted to tell you how cute you look in candlelight."
"Well, uh, thanks."
"Not you, Maxie. Barbie. Can I play with her?"
"No!" Max hits him hard when Zack begins protesting.
"Logan! Logan, Max won't share the Barbie doll!" Logan pokes his head out from the kitchen and you can see very clearly he is wearing an apron. He purses his lips and mutters a cuss.
"Stupid kids...." he mumbles then adds, "Max, share it or you'll get a spanking." Feeling a bit surprised himself he just stands there in shock. "I sound like my mother...Oh no...."
"Zack, I'm so sorry but you are never ever getting this Barbie doll." Alec begins to laugh uproariously.
"Perverts!" Logan shouts once more and storms out of the doorway. Seconds later, he pokes out his head again and smiles at Max. She giggles and runs into the kitchen.
"I don't even want to know," Alec says and picks his G.I Joe back up whom he has named Charlie Bravo. Zack decides to name his GI Joe, Marvin. "Marvin? What kind of name for a soldier is Marvin?"
"Come on, you know, like Marvin the Marvelous?"
"That sounds like a drag queen."
"You know, you speak pretty high and mighty for a prize fighter named Manty Cora." Alec gets offensive and whacks Zack pretty hard on the back of the neck with Charlie. Zack begins to cry.
"You are so mean!"
"Shut up and man your gun." Alec orders as the Jeep rolls out of the cave (cardboard box) into enemy territory (underneathe the coffee table) and over the rocky terrain (a bunch of shredded tissue paper). Zack manuevers Marvin around the coffee table then has him crouch low to the ground.
"Now what?" Zack asks.
"'Now what?' Don't you remember?"
"Oh yeah, give Daddy a kiss."
"What?!?"
"Daddy a kiss, didn't you have to do that?"
"NO!"
"Oh, well, then. Guess I know who didn't have Lydecker for tactical manuevers 101."
"You are severly messed up, man. Really. Like you, you need serious counseling."
"You think so?"
"Yes."
"Then lets do it."
"What?"
"C'mon, then, counsel me!"
Max runs out of the kitchen in a gleeful stupor. Zack smiles at her dumbly.
"I'm gonna get psycho-anal-ized!!!!" Alec lifts his finger up for attention but drops it.
"Oh, why, why, why!" he cries to the ceiling. Then, "Its analyzed, you freak!!!"
"Whatever. I'm gonna get psycho-analyzed!"
"Cool!" Max replies and plops down next to them but then yelps in pain."Dang it, Logan, I said not hard!"
Logan pops his head out, "Sorry!"
"Oh my gosh, I don't even wanna know!" Alec exclaims, putting his hands over his head and shaking himself free of the mental images. Zack sticks a moon shoe on his head and humms.
"What are you doing?" Alec asks.
"Yoga. Clearing my mind for questioning."
"Zack, if you clear your mind, you won't have any answers." Max warns him. Zack stops and stares blankly at the two of them.
"Do I know you? You look familiar?"
"Yeah, let me remind you," Max replies, lifting her hand up to smack him.
"I remember now! Yes! You are 'Oh, Mean One'."
"Now meet 'Oh Smack you upside your head'!!" Alec growls, having Charlie kick Zack in the head.
"I don't remember you being so short..." Zack wonders numbly.
"This is gonna be a lonnnnnnnng night...." Max yawns, falling down to the floor unto a bag of dress-up clothes. A sly expression spreads over her face as Max picks up th bag and snickers.
To be continued.....
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Mwhahahahah....so there it is. Complete and 'udder' madness for you nutty people out there. I must thank you for making me write this and losing my sanity. It has been a treat, really, and I am not just saying that because I am hungry. Oh crap, I should just stop now...while I am behind. Mwhahahaha!
Your kooky writer, Heather
"Are you sure this Barbie wasn't yours, Logan?" Max inquired for the third time. Logan growled to himself as he sat by the window, watching the snow fall as he often did.
"Yes yes, stop asking me that!" then he grew curious, "why do you keep asking, anyway?"
"There are no clothes for her."
"Oh. Well. I don't know, why ask me?" he said and picked up a newspaper laying by him, beginning to read then flipping it upright. Max winks over at Alec.
"Me think thou whilst naked Barbie hast not had many-a lady friend." Alec spoke proudly. Zack looks up from the floor snickering.
"Shut up!" Logan shouts and storms into the kitchen to grab some coffee. Max lifts the Barbies head to her ear and pretends to listen.
"Uh huh, yeah, I know. He doesn't treat me very well either..."she tells Barbie comfortingly. Zack crawls over next to Max and lays his head on her lap. Max pets him. "Good boy, now roll over."
"I just wanted to tell you how cute you look in candlelight."
"Well, uh, thanks."
"Not you, Maxie. Barbie. Can I play with her?"
"No!" Max hits him hard when Zack begins protesting.
"Logan! Logan, Max won't share the Barbie doll!" Logan pokes his head out from the kitchen and you can see very clearly he is wearing an apron. He purses his lips and mutters a cuss.
"Stupid kids...." he mumbles then adds, "Max, share it or you'll get a spanking." Feeling a bit surprised himself he just stands there in shock. "I sound like my mother...Oh no...."
"Zack, I'm so sorry but you are never ever getting this Barbie doll." Alec begins to laugh uproariously.
"Perverts!" Logan shouts once more and storms out of the doorway. Seconds later, he pokes out his head again and smiles at Max. She giggles and runs into the kitchen.
"I don't even want to know," Alec says and picks his G.I Joe back up whom he has named Charlie Bravo. Zack decides to name his GI Joe, Marvin. "Marvin? What kind of name for a soldier is Marvin?"
"Come on, you know, like Marvin the Marvelous?"
"That sounds like a drag queen."
"You know, you speak pretty high and mighty for a prize fighter named Manty Cora." Alec gets offensive and whacks Zack pretty hard on the back of the neck with Charlie. Zack begins to cry.
"You are so mean!"
"Shut up and man your gun." Alec orders as the Jeep rolls out of the cave (cardboard box) into enemy territory (underneathe the coffee table) and over the rocky terrain (a bunch of shredded tissue paper). Zack manuevers Marvin around the coffee table then has him crouch low to the ground.
"Now what?" Zack asks.
"'Now what?' Don't you remember?"
"Oh yeah, give Daddy a kiss."
"What?!?"
"Daddy a kiss, didn't you have to do that?"
"NO!"
"Oh, well, then. Guess I know who didn't have Lydecker for tactical manuevers 101."
"You are severly messed up, man. Really. Like you, you need serious counseling."
"You think so?"
"Yes."
"Then lets do it."
"What?"
"C'mon, then, counsel me!"
Max runs out of the kitchen in a gleeful stupor. Zack smiles at her dumbly.
"I'm gonna get psycho-anal-ized!!!!" Alec lifts his finger up for attention but drops it.
"Oh, why, why, why!" he cries to the ceiling. Then, "Its analyzed, you freak!!!"
"Whatever. I'm gonna get psycho-analyzed!"
"Cool!" Max replies and plops down next to them but then yelps in pain."Dang it, Logan, I said not hard!"
Logan pops his head out, "Sorry!"
"Oh my gosh, I don't even wanna know!" Alec exclaims, putting his hands over his head and shaking himself free of the mental images. Zack sticks a moon shoe on his head and humms.
"What are you doing?" Alec asks.
"Yoga. Clearing my mind for questioning."
"Zack, if you clear your mind, you won't have any answers." Max warns him. Zack stops and stares blankly at the two of them.
"Do I know you? You look familiar?"
"Yeah, let me remind you," Max replies, lifting her hand up to smack him.
"I remember now! Yes! You are 'Oh, Mean One'."
"Now meet 'Oh Smack you upside your head'!!" Alec growls, having Charlie kick Zack in the head.
"I don't remember you being so short..." Zack wonders numbly.
"This is gonna be a lonnnnnnnng night...." Max yawns, falling down to the floor unto a bag of dress-up clothes. A sly expression spreads over her face as Max picks up th bag and snickers.
To be continued.....
~ ~ ~
Mwhahahahah....so there it is. Complete and 'udder' madness for you nutty people out there. I must thank you for making me write this and losing my sanity. It has been a treat, really, and I am not just saying that because I am hungry. Oh crap, I should just stop now...while I am behind. Mwhahahaha!
Your kooky writer, Heather