Disclaimer: I don't own Captain Jack *sniff* or Barbossa or the crew of the
Black Pearl etc etc. Big Johnny and his girls are based on real people!
(Johnny Depp and the Deppette's). I don't own the real people (*sniff* for
Johnny, *phew* for the Deppette's!). Anyway legal crap blah blah blah. . .
get on with it people!!! Reviews always welcome! It's my first Pirates. . .
fanfic so be nice!!!
Should really stop drinking all this rum. Who knows how long I'll be stuck here. Should save some. Yes, saving is good. Maybe just one more bottle?
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Okay, rum bad. Rum very, very bad! I'm seeing things. I keep seeing Big Johnny's girls. Everytime I reach forward to grab one of them they keep turning into Barbossa! That's just scary and very, very wrong!!! I think the rum may be turning my brain into mush. Don't be stupid Jack! You're brain's been mush since that little incident with Emily. True but that's not why I'm seeing things!!! Agh! The monkey's back!!!
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It's getting worse! I've tried drinking more rum to knock me out but the horrible images just get worse! Now Barbossa's dancing for me! This is very bad! Wait! Is that a ship? A real ship?! No, Jack, you're seeing things again. Or am I?
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The ship's getting closer! It's coming to save me! I'm saved! I'm saved! No, Jack, you're seeing things, mate. No, no! It's really coming! Jack, it's another rum-enduced hallucination! Hey, who asked you? Well, no-one asked me but considering I'm you...SHUT UP!!!!!
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That ship definitely isn't me imagining things. It's coming! It's coming to save me!!! Or maybe it's going to go right by me? No!!! Ship, come save me please come save meeeee!!!
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The ship's coming closer. It should be here by sundown. I just have to fight away these images till then! No, no! Barbossa stop that!!!!!!
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Am saved!!!! I wasn't imagining things! It really was a ship! And I'm saved. I'm on board now about to do unspeakable things with the Captain's wife. Hopefully I'll stay on board long enough to get to Tortuga and do unspeakable things with Big Johnny's girls! Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho!
Should really stop drinking all this rum. Who knows how long I'll be stuck here. Should save some. Yes, saving is good. Maybe just one more bottle?
* * *
Okay, rum bad. Rum very, very bad! I'm seeing things. I keep seeing Big Johnny's girls. Everytime I reach forward to grab one of them they keep turning into Barbossa! That's just scary and very, very wrong!!! I think the rum may be turning my brain into mush. Don't be stupid Jack! You're brain's been mush since that little incident with Emily. True but that's not why I'm seeing things!!! Agh! The monkey's back!!!
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It's getting worse! I've tried drinking more rum to knock me out but the horrible images just get worse! Now Barbossa's dancing for me! This is very bad! Wait! Is that a ship? A real ship?! No, Jack, you're seeing things again. Or am I?
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The ship's getting closer! It's coming to save me! I'm saved! I'm saved! No, Jack, you're seeing things, mate. No, no! It's really coming! Jack, it's another rum-enduced hallucination! Hey, who asked you? Well, no-one asked me but considering I'm you...SHUT UP!!!!!
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That ship definitely isn't me imagining things. It's coming! It's coming to save me!!! Or maybe it's going to go right by me? No!!! Ship, come save me please come save meeeee!!!
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The ship's coming closer. It should be here by sundown. I just have to fight away these images till then! No, no! Barbossa stop that!!!!!!
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Am saved!!!! I wasn't imagining things! It really was a ship! And I'm saved. I'm on board now about to do unspeakable things with the Captain's wife. Hopefully I'll stay on board long enough to get to Tortuga and do unspeakable things with Big Johnny's girls! Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho!